A Dog`s Thoughts On `Going Outside` [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Entertainment

Deep doggy thoughts on going outside and the opportunities it presents.
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Male 113
@softpuppy then it is broken
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Female 3,574
lol this is so true
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Male 340
my dog almost knocks me down when i ask if he wants to go outside lol
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Male 226
that`s what my dogs like when I use the word walk.
Otherwise. he`s chill

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Male 6,694
Squirrel !
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Female 323
My dog doesn`t do that.
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Female 709
My dog does this every freakin` time I take him outside..Which is like two-three times a day...He acts like he`s never been outside before every time. He`s the biggest spaz I know
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Male 36,378
[quote]i will now pee on a post-it, stick it onto my hubby`s forehead and see if he can decode my present mood. Wish me luck! ;) - @Pudding1961[/quote]

Hubby: *sniff sniff* Honey? Are you pissed off about something? And why is there a post-it on my head?

(lolz!)
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Male 5,190
This was like my dog until I trained him. He`s still got a ways to go though.
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Female 854
This is my dog, he gets so excited that he sometimes falls off the couch.

@LazyMe
My dog does that too! It`s hilarious!
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Male 526
CoyoteCrow`s new nickname: Cesar Millan
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Female 6,381
Back when I spent summers on the farm, one young neighbor would usually came by in his pickup on Saturdays to talk farm stuff. The dogs would quickly check out his front tires, where a sort of dog pee spin-art recorded the anointment by various animals from the morning`s travels, then add their own signature. We kids used to joke that it was a sort of canine jungle telegraph: ">sniff< >sniff< Daisy! Haven`t seen her in ages... seems to be doing okay..."
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Male 25,416
well... thats what dogs do.
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Female 446
CoyoteCrow4 said: *snip*
That one log is kinda like a canine bulletin board. By sniffing another dog`s wee, it can tell it`s gender, age, even mood. Sounds crazy, but it`s true. *snip*

I have no doubt that what Coyote typed is true. Thus, i will now pee on a post-it, stick it onto my hubby`s forehead and see if he can decode my present mood. Wish me luck! ;)

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Male 10,440
I walked my grandparents dog, and he`d pee on everything. He`d even try when he was out. Lifting his leg up, and nothing coming out. I laughed at it every time.
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Male 354
lolz. definitely reminds me of coming home from work.
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Male 72
@ krisley

That one log is kinda like a canine bulletin board. By sniffing another dog`s wee, it can tell it`s gender, age, even mood. Sounds crazy, but it`s true.

The reason they mess up your house is either A) they`re marking the house as theirs, or B) they claim YOU as their pack mate, and are sending a warning via piss mail that if other dogs muck with you, they`re gonna get a whuppin`.
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Male 77
lol thats my dog
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Male 526
I think my dogs have some sort of mental deficiency. When they are outside, they will only pee on one log we have in our backyard. If we ever let them inside (for a blizzard, storm, etc.) they immediately pee on anything and everything.
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Female 446
Ha! Love it! :D
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Female 697
My dog, instead of peeing on everything, wants to attack all other dogs it sees. He doesn`t understand boundaries.
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Male 1,832
i lol`d. looks like my dog
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Male 2,790
[quote]I`m going to talk my dog on a walk now[/quote]

you got a word wrong
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Male 2,703
more like

"I get to go outside"
*door closes behind him*
"let me back in already"
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Male 593
lol I`m going to talk my dog on a walk now
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Male 2,690
Seems about right!
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Female 8,044
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