A Child Beauty Queen`s Thoughts On Hairspray

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Weird

It"s official now...everything IS better (or weirder) in slow motion.
There are 53 comments:
Female 67
She`s not cute. Really. Little girls should just act like little girls and not like that Toddlers and Tiaras bullcrap where moms force their dead dreams on their daughters.
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Male 286
creepily funny
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Male 111
LOL OMG FUNNY
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Female 46
LMFAO!!!!! This is Hilarious. I probably watched it 10 times now and it gets me every time.
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Female 399
I LOLd SO dratING HARD
TWICE
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Male 1,523
Terrible show for terrible people.
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Male 78
The entire pedo-pageant industry needs to be shut down. Most kids are cute cuz they`re chubby and say stupid shyt, but this kind of event was designed for women, not children.
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Male 1,647

What a face! Bet she wouldn`t win if they played that for the judges! Hilarious!
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Female 2,525
Haha, she sounds like a 50 year old smoker.
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Male 462
whatever you do, DONT watch the original
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Male 25,416
Creepy
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Female 1,330
AWESOMELY FUNNY!!
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Female 857
I`ve watched this ten times and I still find it hilarious.
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Male 2,790
not so beautiful now, are ya
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Male 3,061
hilarious. still not as creepy as Cutie Patootie
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Male 1,312
Haha, that is so weird
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Male 37,888

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Female 407
@ Oystah...yep. The FAT Anna Nicole...
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Female 857
Ha ha, that`s me, when drunk!
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Female 407
i HATE the people that put their children in these pathetic pageants.
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Male 868
Oystah- OMG - zactly what I was thinking!
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Female 4,039
It`s like Anna Nicole Smith reincarnated.
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Male 697
that was pretty darn funny
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Male 119
You people that waste your lives watching shows like this are so sad.
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Male 1,364
beauty pageants for little girls are nothing else but child abuse and should be forbidden.
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Male 1,237
lmao
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Female 16
Dude, I literally just watched this episode.
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Male 3,631
Amazing what a bit of slo-mo can add - ravishingly funny.
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Male 120
Who wants to put $500 down on "She will sound like that naturally when shes a 50 year old chain-smoker working as a cashier at Walmart"?
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Male 554
Trippy.
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Male 4,004
I`m finding it amusing to pause it and look at her facial expressions. She`s got some good ones in there.

Also, she looks like the kid who played Anakin Skywalker in Episode 1.

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Female 16
That made my nite lol
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Female 40
hehe
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Female 1,324
@mastree

I`m going to feed the troll

She`s five. Or six. Who cares I hate that show! All it is is a bunch of sick and twisted stage moms.
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Male 2,988
LOL!
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Male 599
You know to me this is beauty pagent for little ones is so twisted. However this scene in slo mo had me rolling with laughter.
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Male 416
Beauty queen? WTF? She`s fat and ugly.
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Male 1,557
Jackie Stallone!
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Male 4,902
JonBenet???
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Male 6,227
LOL. I half-expect her to say, "Where are my cigarettes, dammit?" *cough, cough*
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Male 10,440
[quote] Oooh I can feel it right now. In my mouth. [/quote]
Eelch! Ack. I feel it too. It`s just revolting...
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Male 445
xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
896 Posts Wednesday, June 29, 2011 8:58:51 PM
sounds like a drunken old fat lady

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Give her 10 years.
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Male 445
Pedo bear would be proud.
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Male 10,339
Oooh I can feel it right now. In my mouth.
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Male 3,415
I don`t know why, but she reminds me of trailer trash. Like that lady on My Name is Earl
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Male 2,513
sounds like a drunken old fat lady
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Male 1,582
LAWL
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Male 11,740
She sounds like Bill Cosby.
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Male 119
I have replayed this about 15 times. Gets funnier every time. She sounds so old.
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Male 211
funniest thing i have seen in a VERY long time
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Male 121
cute.
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Female 61
hehehehehe
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Female 8,044
Link: A Child Beauty Queen`s Thoughts On Hairspray [Rate Link] - It`s official now...everything IS better (or weirder) in slow motion.
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