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Date: 05/09/11 12:04 PM

52 Responses to Why You So Racist, Science Test? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Link: Why You So Racist, Science Test? - Why you gotta label everything?
  2. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    hahaa, brilliant child
  3. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    More like:
    Why you place race card, student?
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    See! I`m not a racist.... I`m scientific!
  5. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Well.
  6. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    i used that as an answer once and the teacher gave me the point :|
  7. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    Taxonomy
  8. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    Technically it`s taxonomy but that works too if you want to be an arse
  9. Profile photo of Freyr108
    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    taxonomy
  10. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Racism is discriminating against someone based on their classification, not the act of classifying. F
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Obviously, whoever wrote this is a dumbass.
  12. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    It`s taxonomy.

    See, guys? I`m smart, too.
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Thats silly
  14. Profile photo of Fatninja
    Fatninja Male 18-29
    61 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Funny!
  15. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    It`s true
  16. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    The kid who wrote this is a fkin GENIUS... Even though it`s obviously not the right answer (Blatto got it with Taxonomy), it is almost a subtle commentary. Perhaps this is a kid from a school that has race issues and he`s taking the loss in grade to make a comment on it. Maybe its some black kid who lives in a bad neighborhood and sees, even at a young age, the racism in society....


    ....Or maybe the kid is just a dumbass and put this as a smart mouth answer in hopes the teacher would get a laugh and forego failing him....
  17. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    "The kid who wrote this is a fkin GENIUS"

    No, he isn`t. Calling a black man black is not racism.
  18. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    You know he got that one wrong. Classifying is not racism, at least not in terms of scientific classification.
  19. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    I present RETARDEDBEAR as...




    For trying to take a funny joke too seriously and coming off like a self-righteous wet blanket!
  20. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    I love this child as much as I find RETARDEDBEAR a retard. Which is a lot, as it happens.
  21. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    I`m not going to say the kid`s a genius or an idiot - what probably happened is that he simply couldn`t remember the word "taxonomy" and thought "hell, why not" even though he knew his joke answer wasn`t correct. I mean, if you`re going to get it wrong anyway, might as well be funny about it.
  22. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    It`s also a joke, so everyone chill the f*ck out.
  23. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    lame
  24. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    prob a black kid
  25. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    if only this were funny
  26. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    I agree with Cyberdyne, the answer obviously is the Linnaean system of classification. Taxonomy being physical, Linnaean being biological.
  27. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    **LionHeart-72 just high-fived hatface**
  28. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    Wow, I didn`t know racism was a science!
  29. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    "For trying to take a funny joke too seriously and coming off like a self-righteous wet blanket!"

    It isn`t funny, because it isn`t accurate. Having said that, I graciously accept your Buzz Killington award. I am truly honored.

    "I love this child as much as I find RETARDEDBEAR a retard. Which is a lot, as it happens."

    Did you ever stop and think that maybe I AM a retard? You need to take sensitivity classes, retards have feelings too you know.
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    Taxonocism
  31. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    @RETARDEDBEAR

    No, YOU don`t think it`s funny because it isn`t accurate.
  32. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    "No, YOU don`t think it`s funny because it isn`t accurate."

    Yes, and my logic is infallible, so it isn`t funny. You laughing at it doesn`t make it funny, it just means your idea of humor is unsophisticated.
  33. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 11:28 pm
    Hey retardedbear, he was only classifying you as a retard, not discriminating... just saying...
  34. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 12:26 am
    Finally! A "Why you so Racist?" edition which satirizes the very proliferation of outlandish and exaggerated accusations of Racism!

    - Even if the STUDENT meant it, Bear Killington. -
  35. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 12:50 am
    Profiling is awesome, stop being so dramatic ethnics. We stand by your side. AMERICA!
  36. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 5:11 am
    Anyway the question is subtly wrong. Taxonomists usually classify dead things, its easier.
  37. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 5:42 am
    Subtle commentary or just too dumb to read the question?

    My vote goes to some guy answered it this way just so he could take a picture and upload it to the internet.
  38. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 5:59 am
    "Hey retardedbear, he was only classifying you as a retard, not discriminating..."

    No, not discriminating, but the implication is that being a retard is a bad thing. You don`t go up to a kid with DOWNS and call him a retard, that is insensitive.
  39. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:25 am
    @RETARDEDBEAR...he wouldn`t understand it anyways so what does it matter. It would be like calling a tree a flaming azealea
  40. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:52 am
    "You don`t go up to a kid with DOWNS and call him a retard, that is insensitive."

    Well NOW you tell me, and just after I went to a downs only elementary school. Geez.
  41. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:25 am
    "he wouldn`t understand it anyways so what does it matter."

    Sounds like you need sensitivity classes too!

    "Well NOW you tell me, and just after I went to a downs only elementary school."

    Well, it`s okay if everyone is a retard. It`s like with black people and the N bomb, it`s affectionate when they use it.
  42. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:25 am
    Not that funny. Why does this have a 3.4?
  43. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:40 am
    Duhhh?
  44. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:56 am
    bit of a vague question imo
  45. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:17 am
    bahahahaaha
  46. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:52 am
    @RETARDEDBEAR

    Your logic is not infallible. Humor is not an objective medium. Stop acting like it is.

    Also, I didn`t laugh at this. But not because it isn`t accurate.
  47. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Taxonomy.
  48. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    "Your logic is not infallible. Humor is not an objective medium. Stop acting like it is."

    Hah! Everything is objective when you have infallible logic!
  49. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    Retarded Bear, I think it would be a lot of fun to see a retarded bear.
  50. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    That is all.
  51. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    AGH! RETARDEDBEAR! WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED!?
  52. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    QWKUVCKQJWFGF

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