Why You So Racist, Science Test? [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 6 years ago in Funny

Why you gotta label everything?
There are 52 comments:
Male 123
QWKUVCKQJWFGF
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Male 123
AGH! RETARDEDBEAR! WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED!?
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Male 694
That is all.
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Male 694
Retarded Bear, I think it would be a lot of fun to see a retarded bear.
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Male 437
"Your logic is not infallible. Humor is not an objective medium. Stop acting like it is."

Hah! Everything is objective when you have infallible logic!
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Male 734
Taxonomy.
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Male 123
@RETARDEDBEAR

Your logic is not infallible. Humor is not an objective medium. Stop acting like it is.

Also, I didn`t laugh at this. But not because it isn`t accurate.
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Female 2,509
bahahahaaha
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Male 1,596
bit of a vague question imo
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Male 5,413
Duhhh?
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Male 734
Not that funny. Why does this have a 3.4?
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Male 437
"he wouldn`t understand it anyways so what does it matter."

Sounds like you need sensitivity classes too!

"Well NOW you tell me, and just after I went to a downs only elementary school."

Well, it`s okay if everyone is a retard. It`s like with black people and the N bomb, it`s affectionate when they use it.
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Male 813
"You don`t go up to a kid with DOWNS and call him a retard, that is insensitive."

Well NOW you tell me, and just after I went to a downs only elementary school. Geez.
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Male 108
@RETARDEDBEAR...he wouldn`t understand it anyways so what does it matter. It would be like calling a tree a flaming azealea
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Male 437
"Hey retardedbear, he was only classifying you as a retard, not discriminating..."

No, not discriminating, but the implication is that being a retard is a bad thing. You don`t go up to a kid with DOWNS and call him a retard, that is insensitive.
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Male 802
Subtle commentary or just too dumb to read the question?

My vote goes to some guy answered it this way just so he could take a picture and upload it to the internet.
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Male 2,220
Anyway the question is subtly wrong. Taxonomists usually classify dead things, its easier.
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Male 562
Profiling is awesome, stop being so dramatic ethnics. We stand by your side. AMERICA!
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Male 3,631
Finally! A "Why you so Racist?" edition which satirizes the very proliferation of outlandish and exaggerated accusations of Racism!

- Even if the STUDENT meant it, Bear Killington. -
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Male 2,220
Hey retardedbear, he was only classifying you as a retard, not discriminating... just saying...
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Male 437
"No, YOU don`t think it`s funny because it isn`t accurate."

Yes, and my logic is infallible, so it isn`t funny. You laughing at it doesn`t make it funny, it just means your idea of humor is unsophisticated.
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Male 123
@RETARDEDBEAR

No, YOU don`t think it`s funny because it isn`t accurate.
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Male 15,510
Taxonocism
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Male 437
"For trying to take a funny joke too seriously and coming off like a self-righteous wet blanket!"

It isn`t funny, because it isn`t accurate. Having said that, I graciously accept your Buzz Killington award. I am truly honored.

"I love this child as much as I find RETARDEDBEAR a retard. Which is a lot, as it happens."

Did you ever stop and think that maybe I AM a retard? You need to take sensitivity classes, retards have feelings too you know.
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Female 737
Wow, I didn`t know racism was a science!
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Male 521
**LionHeart-72 just high-fived hatface**
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Male 958
I agree with Cyberdyne, the answer obviously is the Linnaean system of classification. Taxonomy being physical, Linnaean being biological.
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Male 1,054
if only this were funny
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Male 4,902
prob a black kid
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Male 2,085
lame
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Male 605
It`s also a joke, so everyone chill the f*ck out.
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Female 258
I`m not going to say the kid`s a genius or an idiot - what probably happened is that he simply couldn`t remember the word "taxonomy" and thought "hell, why not" even though he knew his joke answer wasn`t correct. I mean, if you`re going to get it wrong anyway, might as well be funny about it.
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Male 605
I love this child as much as I find RETARDEDBEAR a retard. Which is a lot, as it happens.
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Male 546
I present RETARDEDBEAR as...




For trying to take a funny joke too seriously and coming off like a self-righteous wet blanket!
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Male 11,740
You know he got that one wrong. Classifying is not racism, at least not in terms of scientific classification.
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Male 437
"The kid who wrote this is a fkin GENIUS"

No, he isn`t. Calling a black man black is not racism.
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Male 2,688
The kid who wrote this is a fkin GENIUS... Even though it`s obviously not the right answer (Blatto got it with Taxonomy), it is almost a subtle commentary. Perhaps this is a kid from a school that has race issues and he`s taking the loss in grade to make a comment on it. Maybe its some black kid who lives in a bad neighborhood and sees, even at a young age, the racism in society....


....Or maybe the kid is just a dumbass and put this as a smart mouth answer in hopes the teacher would get a laugh and forego failing him....
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Male 2,748
It`s true
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Male 61
Funny!
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Male 25,416
Thats silly
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Male 358
It`s taxonomy.

See, guys? I`m smart, too.
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Male 2,893
Obviously, whoever wrote this is a dumbass.
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Male 437
Racism is discriminating against someone based on their classification, not the act of classifying. F
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Male 203
taxonomy
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Female 4,225
Technically it`s taxonomy but that works too if you want to be an arse
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Female 697
Taxonomy
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Male 3,745
i used that as an answer once and the teacher gave me the point :|
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Male 6,694
Well.
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Male 38,494

See! I`m not a racist.... I`m scientific!
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Male 10,855
More like:
Why you place race card, student?
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Female 3,001
hahaa, brilliant child
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Male 970
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