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Date: 05/23/11 07:49 AM

16 Responses to Why Weren`t You Taken During The Rapture? [Pic]

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    Kaida Female 13-17
    253 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:53 am
    Link: Why Weren`t You Taken During The Rapture? - Because you didn`t look pretty enough.
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    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:57 am
    Soooo that`s why!
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:00 am
    I don`t see a replacement hymen in that bag.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:02 am
    Well you know Jesus has something for prostitutes
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:12 am

    the only Jesus who came on Saturday was Madonna`s boyfriend.
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    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:17 am

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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 9:58 am
    "Redeem your reputation"? Really?
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    vitaminjunky Female 18-29
    45 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 10:28 am
    I bought that at the Sally Anne for $0.99 :)
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    lolz
  10. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    i thought it said leaking not looking
  11. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    So its a grooming kit?
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    kula35 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    That`s the same reason Jeremy`s pony died.
  13. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    D: mommy always said i was pretty...
  14. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 24, 2011 at 8:44 am
    I don`t think I jerked it enough.
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    sssfdg Male 18-29
    190 posts
    May 24, 2011 at 10:05 am
    my god.... umm pride?
  16. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    May 24, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    "Redeem your reputation"

    What?! I don`t think lotion and a Jesus shaped mirror are going to repair any damage you may have done to your reputation.

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