Why Are Your Parents Lucky To Have You? [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago in Funny

This was the question asked to several smart-ass high school kids.
There are 51 comments:
Male 151
I think the perfect one and the college major should hook up and have a messed up life.
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Male 1,351
That Zach Cohle isn`t doing much better than his siblings anyway :-D
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Female 9
"Dumb, dumber, and dumbest. The first one will get pregnant her freshman year and drop-out."

Uhhh what part of (12) didn`t you read? Shes a Senior.... I didn`t know you were calling yourself dumb.
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Male 1,364
jami bshoafs answewr is really sad.
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Male 2,121
Someone should have said "Because the doctors told my Dad he was impotent."
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Male 734
Dumb, dumber, and dumbest. The first one will get pregnant her freshman year and drop-out. The second will graduate with a bachelor`s in philosophy only to wind up horribly indebt from college debt from an over-priced out-of-state college, he will be jobless after college, and he will eventually turn to drugs because he will realize that he is a douchebag who only thought that he knew everything, but he actually knew nothing. The third will go to community college, but he will drop out because he lacks common sense.

Did I get that about right?
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Male 151
I think the perfect one and the college major should hook up and have a messed up life.
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Male 2,855
huh, but the expenses of having a child are far greater than the taxes they save, im sure he has a major on dumbass
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Male 503
if you`re majoring in philosophy, you might as well just skip it and take drugs.... either way, no future for you.
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Female 2,415
I`m curious about the course "Majoring in Drugs". Where`s the college/university that offers said course? I bet it`d be very popular.
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Male 24
@green batman

Exactly, I never went to college and I earn loads of money. People should only go to college to study the sciences. Cultural studies should be restricted to one`s free time.
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Male 4,902
hahahahahaha
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Female 40
@TopperHey There`s no way that they`re all 12.

Grade 12.

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Male 1,929
There`s no way that they`re all 12.
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Male 759
Jamie has obviously never made a budget which includes kids.
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Male 669
jamie has a drated up way of thinking
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Male 833
philosophy? probably better of with the drugs
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Female 7
Scarily enough, this was from the yearbook of the grade below me in high school... and I actually know all of these people.
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Male 147
Mikyla probably got it backwards: more like her pathetic self ruining her parents perfect lives!

Zach: philosophy and no drugs? Really? Liar!

I wonder who paid for Jamie`s education and stuff all those years. Spending more on children in order to save more on taxes? Someones math is failing.

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Male 24
@green batman

Exactly, I never went to college and I earn loads of money. People should only go to college to study the sciences. Cultural studies should be restricted to one`s free time.
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Female 728
"majoring in philosophy instead of drugs"

What`s the difference? Neither one will get you a job.
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Male 24
Why would anyone study Philosophy? You can`t get a good job with that major and make lots of money!?
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Male 84
Jamie Shoaf clearly has a mastery of tax law
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Male 625
Holy crap, how do you guys EXPECT them to answer that question?! All I can think of off-hand is egotistical funny answers, and these kids were probably asked it by ANOTHER kid on yearbook, between classes!
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Male 25,416
I dont think they took it seriously
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Male 79
Lovely example of hypocrisy NitroJunkie
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Female 23
I giggled at Jamie`s response. It is an unfair question to ask kids, at least he thought of a valid reason. Yay petty tax breaks.
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Male 1,598
Am I the only one who thinks they`re just being witty? How could you really answer that question without coming across as self-centered? I love the tax deduction one, though.
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Male 758
Oh, and FWIW, philosophers are just scientists that are too f-cking lazy, or *just* not smart enough.
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Male 758
With kids coming up like this, we`re drated.
I will NOT raise my children to be greedy, opinionated, rude, self-serving wastes of semen like this batch.
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Male 2,309
Most philosophy majors I know don`t do drugs at all or really drink. Maybe smoke cigarettes.
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Male 2,868
@goaliejerry- yes, but philosophy majors MINOR in drugs. All of his siblings MAJORED in drugs. The difference is subtle, but it`s there.
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Male 4,014
Philosophy major is a liar - all philosophy majors do drugs.
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Male 14,331
Wait a philosophy major that dosen`t do drugs?!?! Good luck with that.
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Male 39,927

In order left to right

Mikyla - you are so perfect, right. you`ll be pregnant and living with mommy and daddy within 18 months you stuck up diva.

Zach - Phylosophy? really? Would you like to supersize that?

Jamie - you will be Mikyla`s baby-daddy. enjoy your tax deduction.

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Female 83
Well, when you ask a question like that, let alone to high school students, what answer can you expect that isn`t smart-a? It simply became a contest of creativity. Out of these three, I vote for Zach.
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Female 4,440
I didn`t think they looked 12....
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Male 3,477
They are not even worth the tax break.
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Male 7,123
Hey, at least Mikyla Croul (and with a name like that a career beckons) said `just kidding`.

And actually, having a child does kinda give meaning to your pathetic life.
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Male 3,076
ScottSerious oh!
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Male 32
Protip: Grade 12, not 12 years old.
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Male 3,076
12? scepticalhipo.jpg
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Male 1,587
Raokin I did the same thing.... lol

This is meeesssed up if it is real. Also hilarious.
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Male 740
Majoring in Philosophy? How`s that better than doing drugs?
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Male 49
Philosophy and no drugs at all? Lies. Alter your perspectives!
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Male 1,162
wow all three of them are little poos.
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Male 5,314
yeah, grade 12 people. they`re seniors.
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Female 452
For a while I was sitting there thinking, "Wtf, none of those kids look twelve." Then it hit me: I`m a dumbass.
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Female 812
12 my ass
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Female 539
Link: Why Are Your Parents Lucky To Have You? [Pic] [Rate Link] - This was the question asked to several smart-ass high school kids.
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