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Date: 05/20/11 11:37 AM

51 Responses to Why Are Your Parents Lucky To Have You? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Link: Why Are Your Parents Lucky To Have You? - This was the question asked to several smart-ass high school kids.
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:48 am
    12 my ass
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    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:50 am
    For a while I was sitting there thinking, "Wtf, none of those kids look twelve." Then it hit me: I`m a dumbass.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    yeah, grade 12 people. they`re seniors.
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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    wow all three of them are little poos.
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    Hokage47 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    Philosophy and no drugs at all? Lies. Alter your perspectives!
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    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    Majoring in Philosophy? How`s that better than doing drugs?
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Raokin I did the same thing.... lol

    This is meeesssed up if it is real. Also hilarious.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    12? scepticalhipo.jpg
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    Agrat Male 13-17
    32 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Protip: Grade 12, not 12 years old.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    ScottSerious oh!
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6959 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    Hey, at least Mikyla Croul (and with a name like that a career beckons) said `just kidding`.

    And actually, having a child does kinda give meaning to your pathetic life.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    They are not even worth the tax break.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    I didn`t think they looked 12....
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    easiersaid Female 18-29
    83 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Well, when you ask a question like that, let alone to high school students, what answer can you expect that isn`t smart-a? It simply became a contest of creativity. Out of these three, I vote for Zach.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36675 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    In order left to right

    Mikyla - you are so perfect, right. you`ll be pregnant and living with mommy and daddy within 18 months you stuck up diva.

    Zach - Phylosophy? really? Would you like to supersize that?

    Jamie - you will be Mikyla`s baby-daddy. enjoy your tax deduction.

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    Wait a philosophy major that dosen`t do drugs?!?! Good luck with that.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Philosophy major is a liar - all philosophy majors do drugs.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    @goaliejerry- yes, but philosophy majors MINOR in drugs. All of his siblings MAJORED in drugs. The difference is subtle, but it`s there.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Most philosophy majors I know don`t do drugs at all or really drink. Maybe smoke cigarettes.
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    With kids coming up like this, we`re drated.
    I will NOT raise my children to be greedy, opinionated, rude, self-serving wastes of semen like this batch.
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    Oh, and FWIW, philosophers are just scientists that are too f-cking lazy, or *just* not smart enough.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Am I the only one who thinks they`re just being witty? How could you really answer that question without coming across as self-centered? I love the tax deduction one, though.
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    KemmyG Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    I giggled at Jamie`s response. It is an unfair question to ask kids, at least he thought of a valid reason. Yay petty tax breaks.
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    Hybrovi Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    Lovely example of hypocrisy NitroJunkie
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    I dont think they took it seriously
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    Holy crap, how do you guys EXPECT them to answer that question?! All I can think of off-hand is egotistical funny answers, and these kids were probably asked it by ANOTHER kid on yearbook, between classes!
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    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Jamie Shoaf clearly has a mastery of tax law
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    Machida Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    Why would anyone study Philosophy? You can`t get a good job with that major and make lots of money!?
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    "majoring in philosophy instead of drugs"

    What`s the difference? Neither one will get you a job.
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    Machida Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    @green batman

    Exactly, I never went to college and I earn loads of money. People should only go to college to study the sciences. Cultural studies should be restricted to one`s free time.
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    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    Mikyla probably got it backwards: more like her pathetic self ruining her parents perfect lives!

    Zach: philosophy and no drugs? Really? Liar!

    I wonder who paid for Jamie`s education and stuff all those years. Spending more on children in order to save more on taxes? Someones math is failing.

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    Ferntree412 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    Scarily enough, this was from the yearbook of the grade below me in high school... and I actually know all of these people.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    philosophy? probably better of with the drugs
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    jamie has a drated up way of thinking
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 12:12 am
    Jamie has obviously never made a budget which includes kids.
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 12:46 am
    There`s no way that they`re all 12.
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    Avernyia Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 1:53 am
    @TopperHey There`s no way that they`re all 12.

    Grade 12.

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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 3:00 am
    hahahahahaha
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    Machida Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 3:27 am
    @green batman

    Exactly, I never went to college and I earn loads of money. People should only go to college to study the sciences. Cultural studies should be restricted to one`s free time.
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    Fermina1990 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 5:12 am
    I know just because of this reason!!!!!
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 7:55 am
    I`m curious about the course "Majoring in Drugs". Where`s the college/university that offers said course? I bet it`d be very popular.
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    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 10:33 am
    if you`re majoring in philosophy, you might as well just skip it and take drugs.... either way, no future for you.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 11:11 am
    huh, but the expenses of having a child are far greater than the taxes they save, im sure he has a major on dumbass
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    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    I think the perfect one and the college major should hook up and have a messed up life.
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    Dumb, dumber, and dumbest. The first one will get pregnant her freshman year and drop-out. The second will graduate with a bachelor`s in philosophy only to wind up horribly indebt from college debt from an over-priced out-of-state college, he will be jobless after college, and he will eventually turn to drugs because he will realize that he is a douchebag who only thought that he knew everything, but he actually knew nothing. The third will go to community college, but he will drop out because he lacks common sense.

    Did I get that about right?
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    Someone should have said "Because the doctors told my Dad he was impotent."
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    May 22, 2011 at 9:04 am
    jami bshoafs answewr is really sad.
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    Kagome1172 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    May 25, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    "Dumb, dumber, and dumbest. The first one will get pregnant her freshman year and drop-out."

    Uhhh what part of (12) didn`t you read? Shes a Senior.... I didn`t know you were calling yourself dumb.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 25, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    That Zach Cohle isn`t doing much better than his siblings anyway :-D
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    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:18 am
    I think the perfect one and the college major should hook up and have a messed up life.

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