What Sort Of Facebook Poster Are You? [Pic]

Submitted by: FuggerNugger 6 years ago in Funny

Suffice to say, my entire Friends List consists of all of these people. I need new friends.
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Male 1,341
Well I`m not in the 90% or the 10%... What about the people who just never post status updates, ever?
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Male 723
*bows*

Just trying to be the voice of reason and the voice of the out-of-touch older generation who always look down on such new-fangled things. Hit me back on Twitter!

Ha ha ha

8-) LJ
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Male 496
I feel like this has left out a considerable amount of trash that is found on FB. What about the weekend warriors who are constantly getting their political panties in a wad yet never actually doing anything about it? Or the app-whores? Or as pinkpixie500 pointed out-the constant updaters? Or people like me that basically only use it to share links. I do agree that only about 10% of FB is actually interesting, though.
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Female 18
What about the constant updaters? the ones that update there own status "going to paint my nails"...5mins later "nails turned out great!" as comment to status. I have a friend that posts basically the same stuff over and over every 5 mins
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Male 3,431
Lord Jareth,

tl;dr
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Male 76
Hey LJ, Please make it your life`s mission to force everyone on earth to read what you have just wrote. We need more people who think like you....LJ for president.
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Male 845
my current status is "i bet her vagina smells like cigarettes"
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Male 231
i know a guy that got his pic changed to a deformed nob, unrelated but jokes
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Female 108
But..but...but.....LJ, don`t you care that I really have to pee right now and what I`m going to do 5 minutes from now? THE WHOLE WORLD MUST CARE.
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Male 723
"... the other 10% are actually interesting."

No, no they`re not. Not in the least. No one cares.

The truth is you`re low-brow, self-centered, whiny little brats. In the grand scheme of things you don`t even rate a particle of dust on the cosmic landscape of time. You`re small, insignificant and 20 years after you`re dead no one will remember who you were - just like the rest of us.

No one cares who you`re nailing this millisecond, what kind of latte you had at Starbuck`s today, or the color, weight and consistency of your stool this morning. You`re not unique, powerful or popular beyond the small gaggle of friends you have amassed who are just as insignificant and pathetic as you are.

You live in a narcissistic haze and have deluded yourself into believing that this social medium has made you important. It hasn`t. Realize this and get over yourselves already.

And stay off my lawn, you damn kids!

8-) LJ
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Male 113
haha so glad IAB came at Delta Gamma... I don`t know how I am still FB friends with any.
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Female 9,494
And I am friends with each and one of those.
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Female 34
Why is 70% of fb statuses of my friends music videos instead? >.<
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Male 28
Does it make me one of the "interesting" people because I never feel the need to post anything, let alone check my fb page on a regular basis?
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Male 2,436
Christ, how the hell do I live my life day to day without using facebook? I`m going to cry myself to sleep tonight...
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Male 1,222
Im intresting! thank you oak meal wannabe!
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Male 25,416
fb silly
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Female 3,001
thats not true, 90% of the posts i see on fb are people trying to be funny, and sometimes succeeding
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Female 535
yay I`m actually interesting
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Male 2,121
Holy shi t! I actually wrote a status almost word for word the same as the Inanimate Object one.
I wrote:
"Dear Maths,
GO AWAY!
Sincerely, Daniel"
That`s weird (and the description fits me prefectly...)
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Female 1,101
Mh, I`m a little of everything...
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Male 1,195
emmettyville: [quote]yay, i am the 10%
i hate all the stupid s hit people post, why am i interested? i`m not.
last thing i posted, the only thing infact for years...
"I am too busy living to write anything in this box"[/quote]

You`re too busy living, but you`re on a website made for people who are bored and you expect people on facebook to entertain you with their updates... Or maybe you just can`t think of anything to write.
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Male 1,081
This is why I never go on Facebook; everything is so cliche.
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Female 2,927
im a lurker, checks in every once in a blue moon to look around then silently logs out.
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Female 4,359
yay, i am the 10%
i hate all the stupid s hit people post, why am i interested? i`m not.
last thing i posted, the only thing infact for years...
"I am too busy living to write anything in this box"
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Male 1,195
G_Hack: [quote]I`m part of the other 10%. The only thing you see on my wall is posts from applications.[/quote]

That counts as interesting on facebook? God I`m glad I deleted my account.
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Male 177
@ardystic I`ve had to block people`s posts from showing up because of that. Extremely annoying. I don`t want to scroll past 15 music videos every time I log on to see what everyone`s up to.
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Male 1,540
I was looking for me in the list, the "guy who got facebook because his friends made him and now never, ever updates his status."
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Male 60
I`m part of the other 10%. The only thing you see on my wall is posts from applications.
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Male 1,083
where`s "the link poster." nothing but clips and music videos.
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Male 5,314
i`m the kind that only ever goes on facebook because my parents want help with their retared farmville and cityville games.
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Female 2,764
I deleted facebook to avoid those 90% and to avoid becoming part of the 90%
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Male 2,552
Hey, I`m part of the other 10%.
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Male 1,182
you forgot the old people
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Male 84
likes this post. See what I did there?
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Male 38,750

FaceBook is not a substitute for real people, real friends.
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Male 562
Wow, that`s weird. 10% of these posts are like this one. The other 90% are interesting. Huh.
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Female 2,674
I`m none of these but I doubt my posts are interesting either. I post things for facebook games and things that my online friends would like but very few of my real life friends care about. And occasionally I post about school. The "constant drama" people are the worst though.
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Male 2,376
i deleted facebook when people i found myself adding people i really didn;t want on my list.. but i felt the need to have over 100 friends?? what a douchebad i was.. i deleted it shortly after i looked in the mirror and called myself the biggest douchebag on the planet. Karl Pilkington states that one only needs about 7 friends in life.. thats all.. why would i want to add that kid from highschool i havent talked to in over 5 years? then the facebook reunion.. hey havent seen you so long bro!!!! ya you neither..... ok to the friends list you go forever again.. nice saying hi. over the internet
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Male 2,424
He forgot the annoying gamer. The one who only goes on to send "game requests". And even after you sign up for their stupid little game, you get flooded with "gifts" you dont want.

God I hate face book.
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Male 162
Forgot the people that announce when they are running errands, taking a shower.. wtf??
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Male 1,461
My brother would fit the "Self Promoter" one. I don`t know if he actually has a Facebook account, as I do not.
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Male 11,740
Like "repost this if you know someone who has (any disease on the planet)" or "support our troops" or obscure crap like "blue, on a table, with feathers"
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Female 217
i know all of these groups on facebook, but they`re so many more! still, good to know its common place, leaves me wondering if im one of these posters and dont even know it!
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Male 11,740
Fairly accurate, but there are plenty of other annoying status updates that go around and around too.
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Female 15
Link: What Sort Of Facebook Poster Are You? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Suffice to say, my entire Friends List consists of all of these people. I need new friends.
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