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Date: 05/16/11 09:26 AM

46 Responses to What Sort Of Facebook Poster Are You? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of FuggerNugger
    FuggerNugger Female 13-17
    15 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Link: What Sort Of Facebook Poster Are You? - Suffice to say, my entire Friends List consists of all of these people. I need new friends.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Fairly accurate, but there are plenty of other annoying status updates that go around and around too.
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    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:40 am
    i know all of these groups on facebook, but they`re so many more! still, good to know its common place, leaves me wondering if im one of these posters and dont even know it!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Like "repost this if you know someone who has (any disease on the planet)" or "support our troops" or obscure crap like "blue, on a table, with feathers"
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:48 am
    My brother would fit the "Self Promoter" one. I don`t know if he actually has a Facebook account, as I do not.
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    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Forgot the people that announce when they are running errands, taking a shower.. wtf??
  7. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:49 am
    He forgot the annoying gamer. The one who only goes on to send "game requests". And even after you sign up for their stupid little game, you get flooded with "gifts" you dont want.

    God I hate face book.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:49 am
    i deleted facebook when people i found myself adding people i really didn;t want on my list.. but i felt the need to have over 100 friends?? what a douchebad i was.. i deleted it shortly after i looked in the mirror and called myself the biggest douchebag on the planet. Karl Pilkington states that one only needs about 7 friends in life.. thats all.. why would i want to add that kid from highschool i havent talked to in over 5 years? then the facebook reunion.. hey havent seen you so long bro!!!! ya you neither..... ok to the friends list you go forever again.. nice saying hi. over the internet
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:53 am
    I`m none of these but I doubt my posts are interesting either. I post things for facebook games and things that my online friends would like but very few of my real life friends care about. And occasionally I post about school. The "constant drama" people are the worst though.
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:03 am
    Wow, that`s weird. 10% of these posts are like this one. The other 90% are interesting. Huh.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:07 am

    FaceBook is not a substitute for real people, real friends.
  12. Profile photo of IGORED
    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:11 am
    likes this post. See what I did there?
  13. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:17 am
    you forgot the old people
  14. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:53 am
    Hey, I`m part of the other 10%.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:03 am
    I deleted facebook to avoid those 90% and to avoid becoming part of the 90%
  16. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:04 am
    i`m the kind that only ever goes on facebook because my parents want help with their retared farmville and cityville games.
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:11 am
    where`s "the link poster." nothing but clips and music videos.
  18. Profile photo of G_Hack
    G_Hack Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:15 am
    I`m part of the other 10%. The only thing you see on my wall is posts from applications.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:30 am
    I was looking for me in the list, the "guy who got facebook because his friends made him and now never, ever updates his status."
  20. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:46 am
    @ardystic I`ve had to block people`s posts from showing up because of that. Extremely annoying. I don`t want to scroll past 15 music videos every time I log on to see what everyone`s up to.
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:55 am
    G_Hack: I`m part of the other 10%. The only thing you see on my wall is posts from applications.

    That counts as interesting on facebook? God I`m glad I deleted my account.
  22. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    yay, i am the 10%
    i hate all the stupid s hit people post, why am i interested? i`m not.
    last thing i posted, the only thing infact for years...
    "I am too busy living to write anything in this box"
  23. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    im a lurker, checks in every once in a blue moon to look around then silently logs out.
  24. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    This is why I never go on Facebook; everything is so cliche.
  25. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    emmettyville: yay, i am the 10%
    i hate all the stupid s hit people post, why am i interested? i`m not.
    last thing i posted, the only thing infact for years...
    "I am too busy living to write anything in this box"

    You`re too busy living, but you`re on a website made for people who are bored and you expect people on facebook to entertain you with their updates... Or maybe you just can`t think of anything to write.
  26. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Mh, I`m a little of everything...
  27. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Holy shi t! I actually wrote a status almost word for word the same as the Inanimate Object one.
    I wrote:
    "Dear Maths,
    GO AWAY!
    Sincerely, Daniel"
    That`s weird (and the description fits me prefectly...)
  28. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    yay I`m actually interesting
  29. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    thats not true, 90% of the posts i see on fb are people trying to be funny, and sometimes succeeding
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    fb silly
  31. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Im intresting! thank you oak meal wannabe!
  32. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    Christ, how the hell do I live my life day to day without using facebook? I`m going to cry myself to sleep tonight...
  33. Profile photo of mademouse
    mademouse Male 18-29
    28 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    Does it make me one of the "interesting" people because I never feel the need to post anything, let alone check my fb page on a regular basis?
  34. Profile photo of Kassandra
    Kassandra Female 18-29
    34 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    Why is 70% of fb statuses of my friends music videos instead? >.<
  35. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    And I am friends with each and one of those.
  36. Profile photo of Clunkst
    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:36 am
    haha so glad IAB came at Delta Gamma... I don`t know how I am still FB friends with any.
  37. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:58 am
    "... the other 10% are actually interesting."

    No, no they`re not. Not in the least. No one cares.

    The truth is you`re low-brow, self-centered, whiny little brats. In the grand scheme of things you don`t even rate a particle of dust on the cosmic landscape of time. You`re small, insignificant and 20 years after you`re dead no one will remember who you were - just like the rest of us.

    No one cares who you`re nailing this millisecond, what kind of latte you had at Starbuck`s today, or the color, weight and consistency of your stool this morning. You`re not unique, powerful or popular beyond the small gaggle of friends you have amassed who are just as insignificant and pathetic as you are.

    You live in a narcissistic haze and have deluded yourself into believing that this social medium has made you important. It hasn`t. Realize this and get over yourselves already.

    And stay off my lawn, you damn kids!

    8-) LJ
  38. Profile photo of Audizuki
    Audizuki Female 30-39
    108 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:04 am
    But..but...but.....LJ, don`t you care that I really have to pee right now and what I`m going to do 5 minutes from now? THE WHOLE WORLD MUST CARE.
  39. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    i know a guy that got his pic changed to a deformed nob, unrelated but jokes
  40. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    my current status is "i bet her vagina smells like cigarettes"
  41. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    Hey LJ, Please make it your life`s mission to force everyone on earth to read what you have just wrote. We need more people who think like you....LJ for president.
  42. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    Lord Jareth,

    tl;dr
  43. Profile photo of pinkpixie500
    pinkpixie500 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    What about the constant updaters? the ones that update there own status "going to paint my nails"...5mins later "nails turned out great!" as comment to status. I have a friend that posts basically the same stuff over and over every 5 mins
  44. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:35 am
    I feel like this has left out a considerable amount of trash that is found on FB. What about the weekend warriors who are constantly getting their political panties in a wad yet never actually doing anything about it? Or the app-whores? Or as pinkpixie500 pointed out-the constant updaters? Or people like me that basically only use it to share links. I do agree that only about 10% of FB is actually interesting, though.
  45. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    *bows*

    Just trying to be the voice of reason and the voice of the out-of-touch older generation who always look down on such new-fangled things. Hit me back on Twitter!

    Ha ha ha

    8-) LJ
  46. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Well I`m not in the 90% or the 10%... What about the people who just never post status updates, ever?

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