Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

[Total: 22    Average: 2.9/5]
54 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 26531
Rating: 2.9
Category: Funny
Date: 05/18/11 09:02 AM

54 Responses to What Size Condom Do You Use, Guys? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:53 am
    Link: What Size Condom Do You Use, Guys? - Is there a field mouse box for my ex-boyfriend?
  2. Profile photo of kawawakaba
    kawawakaba Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:05 am
    wonders what 46 is.... mm and you`re looking at 1. 8 inches, cm and it is 18. IDK
  3. Profile photo of Mike_Hawk
    Mike_Hawk Male 30-39
    22 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:06 am
    So... if you have a small dick it means you`re smart?
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:08 am

    what says those are condoms?
    could be underwear packages
  5. Profile photo of oryfoxer7410
    oryfoxer7410 Male 18-29
    53 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:10 am
    @ Mike_Hawk

    If you have a small dick you have to be smart or no pussy for you
  6. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:14 am
    Hehe...the black ones are cheaper.
  7. Profile photo of greenngreen
    greenngreen Male 30-39
    9 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:15 am
    Why would they need large and xtra large in an Asian country?
  8. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:17 am
    This is my favorite brand.

  9. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:18 am
    The hands in the "ok" symbol, can only mean one area...
  10. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:24 am
    The small is smart, extra small should be wealthy.
  11. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:26 am
    I`m guessing 46mm diameter. And isn`t that average in Europe?
  12. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:30 am
    greenngreen: tourists?
  13. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:48 am
    And the black ones also appear to be larger...
  14. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:54 am
    "The Cancún LifeStyle study, in which the circumference of the shaft was measured at three points (base, mid-shaft, and just below the head) and then averaged, found an average of 12.63 cm (4.972 inches) with a standard deviation of 1.3 cm (0.5 in)"

    Ok, sure, it`s wikipedia...but that would mean that 66% of guys are between 139mm and circumference and 113mm.

    Going by this company`s marketing measurements, the average man is a bit larger than a blue whale. Ahoy!
  15. Profile photo of cityncolour
    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:03 am
    con-doms? What is this condom you speak of?
  16. Profile photo of IGORED
    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:35 am
    i USA i no use metric system cuz me no know how to count by 10. plus me condom is USA woman mouth.
  17. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Im just gonna go bearback.
  18. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 11:58 am
    This makes me wonder what an eagles penis looks like.
  19. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Condoms cause cancer :|
  20. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    they stretch, is there really any need for all these sizes?
  21. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    @emmettyville

    Some men need to reassure themselves that they think they have a large penis. Example watch people who buy Trojan Magnums.
  22. Profile photo of Shortbuskid
    Shortbuskid Male 18-29
    39 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    these are japanese condoms... large size is too short and the ring is a bit tight for the average american
  23. Profile photo of faustsshadow
    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    418 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    The problem is that the increase in size is nearly always related to length and never girth.
  24. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    is that a fist on the box to the far left with the word black on it. 0.0
  25. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    I find them very cool because they do put the size on the box, compared to the "large" or "XL" or "Small" that doesn`t mean anything, really.

    @emmettyville: yes it is useful. Although they stretch, if they are too small, they might cause discomfort or even internal lesions. If they are too big they`ll fall.
  26. Profile photo of Dick_Head
    Dick_Head Male 30-39
    68 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    What`s a condom?
  27. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    hahaha, mcgovern. Penises aren`t like hands. While a hand can probably take a tight rubber glove on it, a penis won`t. While wearing normal size trojans, my muddy would get sore and subsequently go limp. I thought it was a personal problem until i decided to try those that you mock. I haven`t had a problem since.

    Btw, it`s more of a girth measure than length.
  28. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    I meant buddy* not muddy
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    So many people would get the mega big boy and go through the check out with the hot chick
  30. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    condoms suck anyway.
  31. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    ha. how big, or small, is the `smart size`?

    (joke about china men)
  32. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    Is smart size a nice way of saying small?
  33. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    bah, screw sex, just get some amphetamine, duct tape and some cooking oil and have a fun time.
  34. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    Being sold in some asian place I am going to assume that even the mega big boy Xl is going to barely fit over my pinky... I bet those little hand icons are actual size.
  35. Profile photo of Damngreens
    Damngreens Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    lmao. japanese ppl loool
  36. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    *shrugs* I`ve fit into "king size" and I`ve fit into the regular ones.. there wasn`t a noticeable difference.
  37. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    Yeah, but "XL" in Japan is still only 6" long...
  38. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    the one all the way to the left is the biggest one (black)LOL
  39. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    Regular trojans are just uncomfortable... The xl`s are kinda tight but meh. Magnums are easier to buy in bulk
  40. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    Super-Mega Big Boy (packaging with picture of humpback whale)
  41. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    Well I see asian characters. The Super and Mega must not move often.
  42. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    Funny
  43. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:29 am
    horse and elephant totally get, but what`s with the eagle? wouldn`t something like a dog be "closer"?
  44. Profile photo of pinkpixie500
    pinkpixie500 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:46 am
    @42467 "Regular trojans are just uncomfortable... The xl`s are kinda tight but meh. Magnums are easier to buy in bulk"

    I highly doubt you are talking realistically about yourself, you look like a virgin. Plus its the internet...pretty sure there aren`t dozens of woman out there that want your di**
  45. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 1:46 am
    @handys003 hahaha
  46. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:19 am
    42467 just got served.
    Well played, Pinkpixie
  47. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:56 am
    What a load of crap condoms are supposed to be on tight otherwise they`d be pretty pointless.
  48. Profile photo of liberkaos
    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 8:56 am
    The smart boy kind tend to just slide off, aren`t they supposed to be tight?
  49. Profile photo of Vladau
    Vladau Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:48 am
    @42467 "Regular trojans are just uncomfortable... The xl`s are kinda tight but meh. Magnums are easier to buy in bulk"

    Yeah, you`re 16 years old, and wear an military uniform on your profile picture that you took in the mirror with your cellphone. Save the stupid poo untill the day you get close enough to get laid to actually buy condoms.
  50. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:33 am
    @42467 XD really? you almost had us convinced that you knew what you were talking about!
  51. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    lol @ 42467. it`s not so much the condoms that are tight as it is the dudes butt yer pluggin. shut-up and go back to begging your step-dad to buy you some mike`s hard lemonade.
  52. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    Asian characters... measurements are 31, 37 and 46... yet the unit of measurement appears to be in "m/m"...

    Must... avoid... asian penis size joke...
  53. Profile photo of kbubb91
    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    which condom is meant for a 8.5" dick, jw what my size is
  54. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    May 22, 2011 at 9:19 am
    @jammey. I believe those are girth measurements. It doesnt really matter if a condom is too long or short (within reason). But you may still make penis size jokes. As 47mm ultra mega big boy is just under 2 inch diameter. And the 31 smart boy would be just over 1 inch of girth diameter, well, while 47 would be impressive to most american ladies, The trojan magnum is 65 mm.

Leave a Reply