What Size Condom Do You Use, Guys? [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in Funny

Is there a field mouse box for my ex-boyfriend?
There are 53 comments:
Male 191
@jammey. I believe those are girth measurements. It doesnt really matter if a condom is too long or short (within reason). But you may still make penis size jokes. As 47mm ultra mega big boy is just under 2 inch diameter. And the 31 smart boy would be just over 1 inch of girth diameter, well, while 47 would be impressive to most american ladies, The trojan magnum is 65 mm.
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Male 89
which condom is meant for a 8.5" dick, jw what my size is
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Male 239
Asian characters... measurements are 31, 37 and 46... yet the unit of measurement appears to be in "m/m"...

Must... avoid... asian penis size joke...
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Male 360
lol @ 42467. it`s not so much the condoms that are tight as it is the dudes butt yer pluggin. shut-up and go back to begging your step-dad to buy you some mike`s hard lemonade.
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Male 1,360
@42467 XD really? you almost had us convinced that you knew what you were talking about!
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Male 7
@42467 "Regular trojans are just uncomfortable... The xl`s are kinda tight but meh. Magnums are easier to buy in bulk"

Yeah, you`re 16 years old, and wear an military uniform on your profile picture that you took in the mirror with your cellphone. Save the stupid poo untill the day you get close enough to get laid to actually buy condoms.
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Male 156
The smart boy kind tend to just slide off, aren`t they supposed to be tight?
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Male 14,331
What a load of crap condoms are supposed to be on tight otherwise they`d be pretty pointless.
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Male 707
42467 just got served.
Well played, Pinkpixie
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Male 230
@handys003 hahaha
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Female 18
@42467 "Regular trojans are just uncomfortable... The xl`s are kinda tight but meh. Magnums are easier to buy in bulk"

I highly doubt you are talking realistically about yourself, you look like a virgin. Plus its the internet...pretty sure there aren`t dozens of woman out there that want your di**
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Male 1,744
horse and elephant totally get, but what`s with the eagle? wouldn`t something like a dog be "closer"?
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Male 2,748
Funny
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Male 2,402
Well I see asian characters. The Super and Mega must not move often.
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Male 734
Super-Mega Big Boy (packaging with picture of humpback whale)
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Male 743
Regular trojans are just uncomfortable... The xl`s are kinda tight but meh. Magnums are easier to buy in bulk
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Female 3,598
the one all the way to the left is the biggest one (black)LOL
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Female 999
Yeah, but "XL" in Japan is still only 6" long...
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Male 3,894
*shrugs* I`ve fit into "king size" and I`ve fit into the regular ones.. there wasn`t a noticeable difference.
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Male 163
lmao. japanese ppl loool
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Male 928
Being sold in some asian place I am going to assume that even the mega big boy Xl is going to barely fit over my pinky... I bet those little hand icons are actual size.
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Male 362
bah, screw sex, just get some amphetamine, duct tape and some cooking oil and have a fun time.
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Male 302
Is smart size a nice way of saying small?
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Male 875
ha. how big, or small, is the `smart size`?

(joke about china men)
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Female 3,001
condoms suck anyway.
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Male 25,416
So many people would get the mega big boy and go through the check out with the hot chick
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Male 483
I meant buddy* not muddy
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Male 483
hahaha, mcgovern. Penises aren`t like hands. While a hand can probably take a tight rubber glove on it, a penis won`t. While wearing normal size trojans, my muddy would get sore and subsequently go limp. I thought it was a personal problem until i decided to try those that you mock. I haven`t had a problem since.

Btw, it`s more of a girth measure than length.
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Male 68
What`s a condom?
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Male 237
I find them very cool because they do put the size on the box, compared to the "large" or "XL" or "Small" that doesn`t mean anything, really.

@emmettyville: yes it is useful. Although they stretch, if they are too small, they might cause discomfort or even internal lesions. If they are too big they`ll fall.
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Female 2,927
is that a fist on the box to the far left with the word black on it. 0.0
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Male 657
The problem is that the increase in size is nearly always related to length and never girth.
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Male 39
these are japanese condoms... large size is too short and the ring is a bit tight for the average american
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Male 14,331
@emmettyville

Some men need to reassure themselves that they think they have a large penis. Example watch people who buy Trojan Magnums.
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Female 4,488
they stretch, is there really any need for all these sizes?
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Male 533
Condoms cause cancer :|
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Male 1,678
This makes me wonder what an eagles penis looks like.
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Male 6,693
Im just gonna go bearback.
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Male 84
i USA i no use metric system cuz me no know how to count by 10. plus me condom is USA woman mouth.
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Male 379
con-doms? What is this condom you speak of?
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Male 559
"The Cancún LifeStyle study, in which the circumference of the shaft was measured at three points (base, mid-shaft, and just below the head) and then averaged, found an average of 12.63 cm (4.972 inches) with a standard deviation of 1.3 cm (0.5 in)"

Ok, sure, it`s wikipedia...but that would mean that 66% of guys are between 139mm and circumference and 113mm.

Going by this company`s marketing measurements, the average man is a bit larger than a blue whale. Ahoy!
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Male 758
And the black ones also appear to be larger...
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Female 2,026
greenngreen: tourists?
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Male 1,240
I`m guessing 46mm diameter. And isn`t that average in Europe?
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Male 1,122
The small is smart, extra small should be wealthy.
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Male 1,440
The hands in the "ok" symbol, can only mean one area...
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Male 108
This is my favorite brand.

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Male 9
Why would they need large and xtra large in an Asian country?
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Male 758
Hehe...the black ones are cheaper.
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Male 57
@ Mike_Hawk

If you have a small dick you have to be smart or no pussy for you
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Male 40,218

what says those are condoms?
could be underwear packages
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Male 22
So... if you have a small dick it means you`re smart?
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Female 1,608
Link: What Size Condom Do You Use, Guys? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Is there a field mouse box for my ex-boyfriend?
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