What Life Is Like Living Next To A Super Hero

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird

Just his daily routine to keep those skills sharp! I feel safer just watching this...but what should we call him?
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Male 22
tonight`s gonna be a good night
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Male 812
@McGovern1981: They don`t cost bullets.
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Male 987
He`s not so hot. He didn`t reflect even one anywhere close to the target.
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Male 377
IT`S A TRAP.. and GAY!!
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Male 25,416
Super lame
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Male 875
so if i`m surrounded by guys with laser guns with slow traveling lasers, i do that upper body twist rotating my hands i.e. :16
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Male 14,332
Here`s what I never understood with this sort of thing why are laser weapons so much beter when they travel soooo much slower than bullets?
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Male 37,762
Ok, here`s what you do when you`re surrounded by guys with lazer-blasters...
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Male 1,540
I noticed some times sparks go off without lasers hitting. Is he actually deflecting firecrackers or something?
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Male 6,694
Super Nerd.
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Male 2,424
I think we should call him Gay-zer-beem
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Male 38,468

his outfit is very slimming.
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Male 1,312
I`d appreciate it if I wasn`t video taped while I`m training.
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Male 1,461
What light from yonder breaks my window?
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Male 562
"but what should we call him?"
THE NIGHT-RAPER.
CHUBBY SWING`N-SWORDS
THE POCKET PUNISHER
VIRGIN-VENGER
PEW PEW MCWHITEY TIDIES
PREISTY NO-TOUCH
ASDF DAY-LONG
FRED the BAKER (time to make the donuts guy)
PUFFY SWEET-THUMBS
I`m out.
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Male 562
Wow, such finesse. He really handles those lasers nonchalantly. HOOOOOOT POCKETS!
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Male 243
That looks like the exact same view from my bedroom window. Creepy!
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Male 412
I`m not actually sure I`d feel safer living next to this guy. Those swords (not sure if there`s a specific name) appear to deflect the laser bolts. Someday, one of those might come through my bedroom window!
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Female 34
Aren`t you scared some of those laser beams are going to set your house on fire? :3
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Female 8,044
Link: What Life Is Like Living Next To A Super Hero [Rate Link] - Just his daily routine to keep those skills sharp! I feel safer just watching this...but what should we call him?
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