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Date: 05/19/11 02:13 PM

64 Responses to What All I-A-Bers Will Be Doing This Saturday [Pic

  1. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    saturday
  2. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Fair play to the guy who came up with that rapture s***, the fact that one loony can get so much media attention is quite remarkable. But I think we`d probably all be better off if we stopped going on about it as if it were even plausible.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    That guy was ready for the rapture, already had his clothes off, oh wait, he was doing something else...
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    ahaha exactly
  5. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    yeah im thinking about pulling the Rapture card in about a year or so, just so i can get some free publicity
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    ahhaha.... damn skippy
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    hahaha, yea im genna get drunk this weekend and party hard cause the rature.. wait.... hmm i do that every weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAPTURE PARTY!!!!!!!
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    meh...
  9. Profile photo of AirborneJT
    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    I`m cooking a 20 lb turkey on Saturday with a bunch of my friends. It just so happened that I found a turkey, and the soonest that I can cook it is on that day. Good thing I have the day off
  10. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    this looks accurate
  11. Profile photo of FinePoint
    FinePoint Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    i was told that there was a man going around saying he`s an atheist and not going to heaven with everyone. so he offered to watch after everyone`s pets while they were gone, for a moderate fee, of course. he has something like 250 clients now...lol
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    Sunday, May 22, in a church:

    "Now, I know we`re all feeling pretty silly right now, but we all make mistakes from time to time..."
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    FinePoint, I tried doing that on FB. Turns out everyone I know isn`t going as well.. damn those schemes that never work.
  14. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Ironically, I will be at a Relay-For-Life survivor`s ceremony.
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    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    :)
  16. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    I`ll be poofaced in a tent on a beach =] CAAAMPPIINNGGG and hopefully cheering the Canucks on to their sweep of San Jose ;)!
  17. Profile photo of 2L82Pray
    2L82Pray Female 30-39
    70 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    I wish there was a "Like" or Star button for posts because I would give FinePoint 4 stars for knowing about that, and posting it. Epic. Truly.
  18. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Work?
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    What I will do,
    Like many of you,
    Is have a BBQ.

    :-)
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    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Bonfire. Since I won`t be rapturized, I guess I can spin it as practice for eternal damnation.
  21. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    I`m gonna play Bioshock during the Rapture.
  22. Profile photo of Nobbinz
    Nobbinz Male 30-39
    106 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    Nah. Gonna be far too busy looting.
  23. Profile photo of Metum
    Metum Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    im going to watch david bowies labyrinth during the rapture.
  24. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    I`m gonna hang out with my friends oh joy
  25. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    @MrYouKnow

    definitely
  26. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    im gonna be revising, if God comes maybe i wont have to sit next weeks exams, including fluid dynamics with computational dynamics. oh the joys of being an engineer.
  27. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    damn right
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    BE PREPARED!!!!


  29. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    oh the joys of being an engineer.

    After 6 years of engineering, I shed a tear for your tedious future. Then again, since only a few days left, I guess you got off lucky.
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    snorlax13 Female 18-29
    131 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    I shall be sleeping, working out, and then going to work. Maybe jesus can drop by and bring me some frozen yogurt to pass the time.
  31. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    The perfect troll
  32. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    Haha Prom is rapture day. Lets just hope it goes on at night now. If its in the morning I`ma be angry!
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    @Seak
    wow i foresee many births in your area 9 months from saturday
  34. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    Why should I ever open the curtains in the first place?
  35. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    I change my mind. If the sh*t goes down on saturday I will be preparing my weapons to fight against hell`s military.
  36. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    This troll needs a wrist brace and some cheetos.
  37. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    Im going to a yoga/psychic/meditation festival.....rapture my karmic butt. ^_^
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    avava9 Female 40-49
    70 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    I will either be meeting the Lord in the air...

    or checking out caturday pics...
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    Beelzabob Male 40-49
    22 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    I hope the rapture happens so that all of those goofy religious morons can go be with their stupid god. Then we can finally relax and get high without some institutionalized mumbo jumbo spewing schmucks telling us how to live
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    What will I be doing Saturday?

    I`ll be running around checking piles of clothes for jewelry and cash.
  41. Profile photo of PaintedNInja
    PaintedNInja Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    cobrakiller: noon, heart plaza, bring your own weapons. I`m planning a good old fashion zombie hunt. I have invited a lot of people already so i really want to make it a memorable hunt, if you have access to any explosives, armored vehicles or tanks I think that could really put the finishing touches on it.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    @ManicRapture- that sounds like a damn good way to spend a weekend.

    Personally, I`m gonna be riding my bike 100 miles to the Oregon coast, stopping only to do the same thing as Gerry.
  43. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    painted ninja, i have access to a few guns (hand and shot, with one possible automatic) and plenty of bladed weapons. im glad to see somebody else in my area ready for the oncoming battle.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    Actually I`ll be getting religious riding the Big Kahuna.
  45. Profile photo of Comagirl123
    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    I told my friends that "this thing called the rapture is going to happen this weekend. IAB said so." And everyone was like "Huh?".. So I think the rapture is only going to happen in the US. Have fun! :)
  46. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    too bad the hot crazy religious girls are...well crazy religious girls, because if there weren`t religious I would say to them: you are going away why not have sex now ;-)
    but that would be against their book :`(
    gonna wait for 2012 and try my luck on crazy girls :D

    Comagirl123 yeah I know, people here are waiting for the 21 December 2012 most of them never heard of 21 may
  47. Profile photo of PaintedNInja
    PaintedNInja Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    anyone in the Detroit area planning on attending should RSVP on Facebook right here at this link: http://www.facebook.com /event.php?eid=221915381153366

    someone fix that link, I`m lazy
  48. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    The rapture is totally overrated. I was lucky enough to see the screening in order to get what all the hype was about and suffice to say, I was sorely disappointed. Right off the start things went bad... most people`s fear of heights manifested being lifted miles into the air supported by nothing but `divine force`, which was never explained. Many of us were freezing due to extremely low temperatures and lack of clothing not to mention the overall lack of oxygen. When we finally got to our destination we were turned back since apparently only those following the Eastern Branch of the Associate Reformed Presbyterian Church were accepted, as apparently that is the one true faith. The trip back down was more interesting.

    Overall I give this rapture 2 out of 10. I hope the sequel will do better.
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    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:09 am
    LAzyME484, you made me lol, so I sprayed milk out my nose... heeeheeee, sequel.
  50. Profile photo of Comagirl123
    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:50 am
    SvampeBob, good luck with the crazies on 2012. Please report here if that pick up line actually works :D
    I wonder if that would work on guys as well.. Hmm..
  51. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:28 am
    That artwork of Jesus is actually laced with occult symbolism, did you know his `halo` is actually supposed to represent the rings of saturn? Of course saturn was worshiped thousands of years ago like the sun
  52. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:31 am
    That artwork of Jesus is actually laced with occult symbolism, did you know his `halo` is actually supposed to represent the rings of saturn? Of course saturn was worshiped thousands of years ago like the sun

    Saturn was first observed through a telescope by Galileo in 1610, and even then it wasn`t a powerful enough telescope to see Saturn`s rings. And the image of Jesus with a halo can be seen in paintings hundreds of years older than that.

    So no.
  53. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:35 am
    Do we have a specific time of day for the Rapture, incidentally? Because it`s the Scottish Cup final tomorrow and I`d like for the end of the world to happen after that please. It would be pretty annoying if the match was abandoned due to excessive Armageddon.
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    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:53 am
    almightbob1 - Motherwell vs Celtic though? Do you reckon you`ll miss much of a game? :)
  55. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:58 am
    Some notable rapture predictions include the following (taken from wiki):

    1981 - Chuck Smith predicted that Jesus would probably return by 1981.

    1988 - Publication of 88 Reasons why the Rapture is in 1988, by Edgar C. Whisenant.

    1992 - Korean group "Mission for the Coming Days" predicted October 28, 1992 as the date for the rapture.

    1993 - Seven years before the year 2000. The rapture would have to start to allow for seven years of the Tribulation before the Return in
    2000. Multiple predictions.

    1994 - Pastor John Hinkle of Christ Church in Los Angeles predicted June 9, 1994. Radio evangelist Harold Camping predicted September 6, 1994.

    2011 - Harold Camping`s revised prediction has May 21, 2011 as the date of the rapture.

    2060 - Sir Isaac Newton proposed, based upon his calculations using figures from the book of Daniel, that the Apocalypse could happen no earlier than 2060.
  56. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:00 am
    I`m banking on Newton`s prediction, that guy was pretty boss.
  57. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:14 am
    Tsiemins had the right idea, wrong origin. The Egyptian solar disks seen in many paintings of the Egyptian gods became the halo on the saints.

    The holy trinity? Yeah, I know that one, Shiva, Vishnu and Krishna, or was it Hecate as the girl, maiden, and crone. Either or, same difference.

    A person could spend hours tracing Christian iconography back to their pagan origins.
  58. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:28 am
    I`ll go with the bible verse that states "NO one will know"
  59. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:18 am
    but the real question is, Should I call out of work tomorrow. It`s going to be a long 24 hours waiting for the world to end.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:07 am
    I`m going to dive into a 30-pack and spray weed killer on this crazy-ass super mutant weed vine that`s taking over my side yard. Then I might go golfing.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:09 am
    They say it`ll happen at 6pm eastern time. Why aren`t they advertising it as the 21-22? It`ll be the 22nd already in some areas by 6pm eastern...
  62. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    In my country it`s 1:20 am and the date is 5-21-2011 so ???when is the rapture ?????
  63. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    @AntiCool88 ... DUHHH The world revolves around America.. geeze... American Time! LOL

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