What All I-A-Bers Will Be Doing This Saturday [Pic

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Funny

Jesus? The Rapture? The return of Christ? Oh yeah...
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Male 377
@AntiCool88 ... DUHHH The world revolves around America.. geeze... American Time! LOL
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Female 430
In my country it`s 1:20 am and the date is 5-21-2011 so ???when is the rapture ?????
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Female 2,674
They say it`ll happen at 6pm eastern time. Why aren`t they advertising it as the 21-22? It`ll be the 22nd already in some areas by 6pm eastern...
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Female 4,039
I`m going to dive into a 30-pack and spray weed killer on this crazy-ass super mutant weed vine that`s taking over my side yard. Then I might go golfing.
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Male 2,389
but the real question is, Should I call out of work tomorrow. It`s going to be a long 24 hours waiting for the world to end.
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Male 116
I`ll go with the bible verse that states "NO one will know"
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Male 661
Tsiemins had the right idea, wrong origin. The Egyptian solar disks seen in many paintings of the Egyptian gods became the halo on the saints.

The holy trinity? Yeah, I know that one, Shiva, Vishnu and Krishna, or was it Hecate as the girl, maiden, and crone. Either or, same difference.

A person could spend hours tracing Christian iconography back to their pagan origins.
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Female 779
I`m banking on Newton`s prediction, that guy was pretty boss.
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Female 779
Some notable rapture predictions include the following (taken from wiki):

1981 - Chuck Smith predicted that Jesus would probably return by 1981.

1988 - Publication of 88 Reasons why the Rapture is in 1988, by Edgar C. Whisenant.

1992 - Korean group "Mission for the Coming Days" predicted October 28, 1992 as the date for the rapture.

1993 - Seven years before the year 2000. The rapture would have to start to allow for seven years of the Tribulation before the Return in
2000. Multiple predictions.

1994 - Pastor John Hinkle of Christ Church in Los Angeles predicted June 9, 1994. Radio evangelist Harold Camping predicted September 6, 1994.

2011 - Harold Camping`s revised prediction has May 21, 2011 as the date of the rapture.

2060 - Sir Isaac Newton proposed, based upon his calculations using figures from the book of Daniel, that the Apocalypse could happen no earlier than 2060.
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Female 420
almightbob1 - Motherwell vs Celtic though? Do you reckon you`ll miss much of a game? :)
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Male 4,290
Do we have a specific time of day for the Rapture, incidentally? Because it`s the Scottish Cup final tomorrow and I`d like for the end of the world to happen after that please. It would be pretty annoying if the match was abandoned due to excessive Armageddon.
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Male 4,290
[quote]That artwork of Jesus is actually laced with occult symbolism, did you know his `halo` is actually supposed to represent the rings of saturn? Of course saturn was worshiped thousands of years ago like the sun[/quote]

Saturn was first observed through a telescope by Galileo in 1610, and even then it wasn`t a powerful enough telescope to see Saturn`s rings. And the image of Jesus with a halo can be seen in paintings hundreds of years older than that.

So no.
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Male 514
That artwork of Jesus is actually laced with occult symbolism, did you know his `halo` is actually supposed to represent the rings of saturn? Of course saturn was worshiped thousands of years ago like the sun
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Female 110
SvampeBob, good luck with the crazies on 2012. Please report here if that pick up line actually works :D
I wonder if that would work on guys as well.. Hmm..
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Male 156
LAzyME484, you made me lol, so I sprayed milk out my nose... heeeheeee, sequel.
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Male 10,440
The rapture is totally overrated. I was lucky enough to see the screening in order to get what all the hype was about and suffice to say, I was sorely disappointed. Right off the start things went bad... most people`s fear of heights manifested being lifted miles into the air supported by nothing but `divine force`, which was never explained. Many of us were freezing due to extremely low temperatures and lack of clothing not to mention the overall lack of oxygen. When we finally got to our destination we were turned back since apparently only those following the Eastern Branch of the Associate Reformed Presbyterian Church were accepted, as apparently that is the one true faith. The trip back down was more interesting.

Overall I give this rapture 2 out of 10. I hope the sequel will do better.
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Male 96
anyone in the Detroit area planning on attending should RSVP on Facebook right here at this link: http://www.facebook.com /event.php?eid=221915381153366

someone fix that link, I`m lazy
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Male 3,076
too bad the hot crazy religious girls are...well crazy religious girls, because if there weren`t religious I would say to them: you are going away why not have sex now ;-)
but that would be against their book :`(
gonna wait for 2012 and try my luck on crazy girls :D

Comagirl123 yeah I know, people here are waiting for the 21 December 2012 most of them never heard of 21 may
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Female 110
I told my friends that "this thing called the rapture is going to happen this weekend. IAB said so." And everyone was like "Huh?".. So I think the rapture is only going to happen in the US. Have fun! :)
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Male 2,402
Actually I`ll be getting religious riding the Big Kahuna.
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Male 7,833
painted ninja, i have access to a few guns (hand and shot, with one possible automatic) and plenty of bladed weapons. im glad to see somebody else in my area ready for the oncoming battle.
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Male 2,868
@ManicRapture- that sounds like a damn good way to spend a weekend.

Personally, I`m gonna be riding my bike 100 miles to the Oregon coast, stopping only to do the same thing as Gerry.
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Male 96
cobrakiller: noon, heart plaza, bring your own weapons. I`m planning a good old fashion zombie hunt. I have invited a lot of people already so i really want to make it a memorable hunt, if you have access to any explosives, armored vehicles or tanks I think that could really put the finishing touches on it.
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Male 39,927

What will I be doing Saturday?

I`ll be running around checking piles of clothes for jewelry and cash.
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Male 22
I hope the rapture happens so that all of those goofy religious morons can go be with their stupid god. Then we can finally relax and get high without some institutionalized mumbo jumbo spewing schmucks telling us how to live
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Female 70
I will either be meeting the Lord in the air...

or checking out caturday pics...
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Female 682
Im going to a yoga/psychic/meditation festival.....rapture my karmic butt. ^_^
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Male 734
This troll needs a wrist brace and some cheetos.
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Male 7,833
I change my mind. If the sh*t goes down on saturday I will be preparing my weapons to fight against hell`s military.
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Male 269
Why should I ever open the curtains in the first place?
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Male 2,419
@Seak
wow i foresee many births in your area 9 months from saturday
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Male 15,510
The perfect troll
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Female 131
I shall be sleeping, working out, and then going to work. Maybe jesus can drop by and bring me some frozen yogurt to pass the time.
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Male 1,442
[quote] oh the joys of being an engineer. [/quote]

After 6 years of engineering, I shed a tear for your tedious future. Then again, since only a few days left, I guess you got off lucky.
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Male 39,927

BE PREPARED!!!!


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Male 7,833
damn right
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Female 3,001
im gonna be revising, if God comes maybe i wont have to sit next weeks exams, including fluid dynamics with computational dynamics. oh the joys of being an engineer.
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Male 955
@MrYouKnow

definitely
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Male 294
I`m gonna hang out with my friends oh joy
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Male 155
im going to watch david bowies labyrinth during the rapture.
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Male 169
Nah. Gonna be far too busy looting.
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Male 1,081
I`m gonna play Bioshock during the Rapture.
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Male 159
Bonfire. Since I won`t be rapturized, I guess I can spin it as practice for eternal damnation.
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Male 17,511
What I will do,
Like many of you,
Is have a BBQ.

:-)
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Male 812
Work?
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Female 70
I wish there was a "Like" or Star button for posts because I would give FinePoint 4 stars for knowing about that, and posting it. Epic. Truly.
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Female 3,696
I`ll be poofaced in a tent on a beach =] CAAAMPPIINNGGG and hopefully cheering the Canucks on to their sweep of San Jose ;)!
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Male 247
:)
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Male 2,085
Ironically, I will be at a Relay-For-Life survivor`s ceremony.
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Male 1,313
FinePoint, I tried doing that on FB. Turns out everyone I know isn`t going as well.. damn those schemes that never work.
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Male 1,598
Sunday, May 22, in a church:

"Now, I know we`re all feeling pretty silly right now, but we all make mistakes from time to time..."
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Male 161
i was told that there was a man going around saying he`s an atheist and not going to heaven with everyone. so he offered to watch after everyone`s pets while they were gone, for a moderate fee, of course. he has something like 250 clients now...lol
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Male 2,988
this looks accurate
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Male 145
I`m cooking a 20 lb turkey on Saturday with a bunch of my friends. It just so happened that I found a turkey, and the soonest that I can cook it is on that day. Good thing I have the day off
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 2,376
hahaha, yea im genna get drunk this weekend and party hard cause the rature.. wait.... hmm i do that every weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAPTURE PARTY!!!!!!!
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Male 554
ahhaha.... damn skippy
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Male 4,902
yeah im thinking about pulling the Rapture card in about a year or so, just so i can get some free publicity
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Male 4,902
ahaha exactly
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Male 1,440
That guy was ready for the rapture, already had his clothes off, oh wait, he was doing something else...
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Male 3,425
Fair play to the guy who came up with that rapture s***, the fact that one loony can get so much media attention is quite remarkable. But I think we`d probably all be better off if we stopped going on about it as if it were even plausible.
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Female 1,435
saturday
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Male 1,620
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