Wash Your Hands After You Use The Restroom [Pic]

Submitted by: HopeandSara 5 years ago Funny

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Male 684
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
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Male 684
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
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Male 521
@HaoS12

Either you are the best spambot known to man,
or an asshat.
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Male 37,281
@chimmeychang: just hit the "delete" space under your name & post count to remove the offending posts. Don`t hit "refresh" after you post since it seems to re-post your last post, eh?

@Lesombre: yeah, that made my skin crawl too! Thx for the fix!
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Male 698
This is a BIG FAIL!!!
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Male 684
OMG im so sorry about the multiple posts:(
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Male 684
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
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Male 17
There I fixed it because the lack of correct human anatomy was seriously messing with my OCD. ;-)
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Male 684
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
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Male 684
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
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Male 684
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
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Male 553
Clever spammer is clever
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Male 20
haha, exactly, so if women dont wash their hands you`d end up playing with their crotch? that`s alright
btw, check out this new Cyanide and Happiness Comic it`s really good
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Male 588
And they keep the smiles?
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Male 2,688
The guy on the left`s hand is on backwards... I`d assume he has more to worry about than washing his hands...
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Male 741
My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently.
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Male 110
They`re shaking a left hand with a right hand... Madness!
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Male 145
so if women dont wash their hands after visiting the bathroom i get to stick my hand in their crotch?? works for me :)
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Male 521
*snicker* limp handshake...
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Male 4,902
hand washing is so unAmerican
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Male 411
The truly disgusting fact is that most men wash their hands after they urinate..but yet you have grabbed your "junk" with dirty hands..ergo you have a dirty, dirty Johnson..
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Male 256
I`m totally ok with greeting my friends like this. Just not the women. Ewww.
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Male 476
I find this drawing strangely arousing!
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Male 312
I`m okay with this.
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Female 6,381
Notice all the comments from guys who never wash their hands after they take piss?
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Female 1,181
guys grab themselves so much that i find it hard to believe this is much of threat to them. and if someone`s hand was that dirty as to be a hazard, i would imagine they would reek and no one would want to shake their hand anyway.
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Male 29
@GuardianGnome
It`s saying that not washing your hands after peeing is essentially having the other person touching your penis when shaking hands.
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Male 74
The germaphobes are doing more harm than good.
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Male 875
how about we stop sanitizing everything with germ-x and all the other useless disinfectant towels and sprays so the kids can get an immune system and won`t gave to worry if someone didn`t wash there hands
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Male 958
Dude lets put it this way. All guys jack off, We shake eachothers hands daily devoid of knowing jack sh it about where other peoples bodies have been. drat it, germs are everywhere, sanatize if you must but know theres no stoping the obvious truth.
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Male 1,195
I do wash my hands. So it`s like I`m sticking my hand down their pants but they`re not returning the favor... I feel so used.
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Male 2,893
Soooooooo.......
You turn gay if you don`t wash your hands?
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Male 181
It becomes a TSA checkpoint?
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Male 512
Wait...getting people to touch it has been this easy the whole #$@%ing time?! !%@$%^^%# it!
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Male 3,915
otherwise.... you figure out you have an identical twin with identical pompadours and find yourself jacking eachother off after a swift hand shake?

interesting...
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Male 419
hahahahahahahaha
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Female 917
crudson, sometimes there is a thing called "OVER sharing".
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Male 589
so what. does washing your hands really change the fact that you masturbate with them. sometimes I stick my finger in my ass. once it has been in the ass no amount of soapy water can change the fact that its been in ass.
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Male 15,510
Not homo
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Male 362
hands may have more bacteria but I`d rather have loads of hand bacteria than even a trace of someone else`s ass/cock/vagina bacteria on my hands.
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Male 1,461
And this is why I don`t shake hands.
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Male 587
That`s why i do fist bumps instead....
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Male 336
actually, that`s backwards. studies have shown that the genital area typically has less bacteria than the hands.
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Male 38,298

The dirty part of peeing sin`t holding you wee-wee...

It`s the door getting out. Washing doesn`t help if you touch the door

And I keep "little gerry" very clean so I don`t have to worry about this stuff
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Male 27
i can`t wait to shake `hands` with a woman!
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Male 7,378
This is a horribly drawn untrue illustration. Clearly drawn by a woman. Any man knows the penis is so overly polished that it`s typically the cleanest part of the body.
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Male 38,298

I`m good with it
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Male 378
meh, i dont believe it. i never wash my hands after i touch my panis, unless my panis is grody
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Female 18
I wonder...if thats what guys do when they don`t wash their hands, what would women do?
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Male 1,010
Hah, I liked the #2 "salute" much more then ye old handshake at #1.

Actually i think we should shake each others penises instead of hands.
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Male 725
Great way to end a public pee, I say.
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Male 1,557
Fun!
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Male 490
Eeew, woman parts..
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Female 3,562
I assume therefore you guys hope women never wash their hands?
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Male 483
I don`t hold on to it, I just flop it out over the strap. The only thing I touch is the rim of my boxers.
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Male 10,855
[quote]Otherwise...[/quote]
...you`ll be the subject of a yaoi/bara thread.
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Male 10,855
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Male 6,737
"Beavis?"

:D

Cannot unsee!!
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Male 965
Beavis?
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Male 3,452
"That`s how my old scout master shakes hands!"
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Male 4,793
Well, they seem happy about it... who am I to judge?
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Male 25,416
True true
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Male 1,249
So if you dont wash you hands only greet people that you want to molest
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Male 156
The way the hands on pic one is drawn makes my head hurt.
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Male 46
Dude`s left hand is on his right arm...
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Male 6,694
Yuck.
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Male 490
Some people wouldnt be complaining at all either.
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Male 2,841
Nobody would be complaining if it were two women.
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Female 77
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