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Date: 05/03/11 11:59 AM

69 Responses to Wash Your Hands After You Use The Restroom [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of HopeandSara
    HopeandSara Female 13-17
    77 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Link: Wash Your Hands After You Use The Restroom - Otherwise...
  2. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Nobody would be complaining if it were two women.
  3. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Some people wouldnt be complaining at all either.
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    Yuck.
  5. Profile photo of mmurffs
    mmurffs Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Dude`s left hand is on his right arm...
  6. Profile photo of liberkaos
    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    The way the hands on pic one is drawn makes my head hurt.
  7. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    So if you dont wash you hands only greet people that you want to molest
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    True true
  9. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    Well, they seem happy about it... who am I to judge?
  10. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3286 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    "That`s how my old scout master shakes hands!"
  11. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Beavis?
  12. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    "Beavis?"

    :D

    Cannot unsee!!
  13. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:38 pm
  14. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Otherwise...
    ...you`ll be the subject of a yaoi/bara thread.
  15. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    I don`t hold on to it, I just flop it out over the strap. The only thing I touch is the rim of my boxers.
  16. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    I assume therefore you guys hope women never wash their hands?
  17. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Eeew, woman parts..
  18. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    Fun!
  19. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Great way to end a public pee, I say.
  20. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Hah, I liked the #2 "salute" much more then ye old handshake at #1.

    Actually i think we should shake each others penises instead of hands.
  21. Profile photo of pretty_mANic
    pretty_mANic Female 13-17
    18 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    I wonder...if thats what guys do when they don`t wash their hands, what would women do?
  22. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    meh, i dont believe it. i never wash my hands after i touch my panis, unless my panis is grody
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    I`m good with it
  24. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    This is a horribly drawn untrue illustration. Clearly drawn by a woman. Any man knows the penis is so overly polished that it`s typically the cleanest part of the body.
  25. Profile photo of joshual1887
    joshual1887 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    i can`t wait to shake `hands` with a woman!
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    The dirty part of peeing sin`t holding you wee-wee...

    It`s the door getting out. Washing doesn`t help if you touch the door

    And I keep "little gerry" very clean so I don`t have to worry about this stuff
  27. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    actually, that`s backwards. studies have shown that the genital area typically has less bacteria than the hands.
  28. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    That`s why i do fist bumps instead....
  29. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    And this is why I don`t shake hands.
  30. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    hands may have more bacteria but I`d rather have loads of hand bacteria than even a trace of someone else`s ass/cock/vagina bacteria on my hands.
  31. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Not homo
  32. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    so what. does washing your hands really change the fact that you masturbate with them. sometimes I stick my finger in my ass. once it has been in the ass no amount of soapy water can change the fact that its been in ass.
  33. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    crudson, sometimes there is a thing called "OVER sharing".
  34. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    hahahahahahahaha
  35. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    otherwise.... you figure out you have an identical twin with identical pompadours and find yourself jacking eachother off after a swift hand shake?

    interesting...
  36. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    Wait...getting people to touch it has been this easy the whole #$@%ing time?! !%@$%^^%# it!
  37. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    It becomes a TSA checkpoint?
  38. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    Soooooooo.......
    You turn gay if you don`t wash your hands?
  39. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    I do wash my hands. So it`s like I`m sticking my hand down their pants but they`re not returning the favor... I feel so used.
  40. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    Dude lets put it this way. All guys jack off, We shake eachothers hands daily devoid of knowing jack sh it about where other peoples bodies have been. drat it, germs are everywhere, sanatize if you must but know theres no stoping the obvious truth.
  41. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    how about we stop sanitizing everything with germ-x and all the other useless disinfectant towels and sprays so the kids can get an immune system and won`t gave to worry if someone didn`t wash there hands
  42. Profile photo of cjk718
    cjk718 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    The germaphobes are doing more harm than good.
  43. Profile photo of mParfait
    mParfait Male 18-29
    29 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    @GuardianGnome
    It`s saying that not washing your hands after peeing is essentially having the other person touching your penis when shaking hands.
  44. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    guys grab themselves so much that i find it hard to believe this is much of threat to them. and if someone`s hand was that dirty as to be a hazard, i would imagine they would reek and no one would want to shake their hand anyway.
  45. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    Notice all the comments from guys who never wash their hands after they take piss?
  46. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    I`m okay with this.
  47. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    I find this drawing strangely arousing!
  48. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    I`m totally ok with greeting my friends like this. Just not the women. Ewww.
  49. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    The truly disgusting fact is that most men wash their hands after they urinate..but yet you have grabbed your "junk" with dirty hands..ergo you have a dirty, dirty Johnson..
  50. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    hand washing is so unAmerican
  51. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 1:29 am
    *snicker* limp handshake...
  52. Profile photo of rubbiten
    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 1:45 am
    so if women dont wash their hands after visiting the bathroom i get to stick my hand in their crotch?? works for me :)
  53. Profile photo of SgtKunnt
    SgtKunnt Male 30-39
    110 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 4:44 am
    They`re shaking a left hand with a right hand... Madness!
  54. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 5:50 am
    My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently.
  55. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 6:23 am
    The guy on the left`s hand is on backwards... I`d assume he has more to worry about than washing his hands...
  56. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 6:40 am
    And they keep the smiles?
  57. Profile photo of HaoS12
    HaoS12 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 6:52 am
    haha, exactly, so if women dont wash their hands you`d end up playing with their crotch? that`s alright
    btw, check out this new Cyanide and Happiness Comic it`s really good
  58. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 7:39 am
    Clever spammer is clever
  59. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 7:41 am
    "My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

    The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
  60. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 7:46 am
    "My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

    The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
  61. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 8:08 am
    "My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

    The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
  62. Profile photo of Lesombre
    Lesombre Male 40-49
    17 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:29 am
    There I fixed it because the lack of correct human anatomy was seriously messing with my OCD. ;-)
  63. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    "My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

    The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
  64. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    OMG im so sorry about the multiple posts:(
  65. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    This is a BIG FAIL!!!
  66. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    @chimmeychang: just hit the "delete" space under your name & post count to remove the offending posts. Don`t hit "refresh" after you post since it seems to re-post your last post, eh?

    @Lesombre: yeah, that made my skin crawl too! Thx for the fix!
  67. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 1:49 am
    @HaoS12

    Either you are the best spambot known to man,
    or an asshat.
  68. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:35 am
    "My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

    The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.
  69. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    "My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it`s as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

    The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

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