Want To Make Your Sex Life Interesting? [Pic]

Submitted by: the_windy 6 years ago in Funny

Or a bit awkward. It depends.
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Female 418
"Why?"
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Male 1,164
Well this backfired. I got the word "stop".
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Male 1,045
Likely

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Female 155
I got "thanks"
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Male 27
haha! i got "snickers" THATS sexy shiz
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Female 7
*in
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Male 18
Crunched :D
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Female 9
Was
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Male 112
I got he... that`s cool?
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Female 375
"Ourselves" is that sexy? Anyone??
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Female 212
*no and I picked up another book and got "that"
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Female 212
There is not ninth word :(
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Female 61
Vogue was my nearest book. I therefore got an advert, unsurprisingly.
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Male 11
Hahaha page 69 was blank...
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Female 249
"but"
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Male 2,850
"poking"

Heh.
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Female 47
"insufficient"
Too funny!
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Female 247
"expression"(Sam`s Teach Yourself C++ in 21 days)...also sex will not happen.
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Female 2,415
"Had"
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Male 16
"A" take that xD
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Female 144
"boat"

Oh god, yes, yes, yes
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Female 9
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Male 2,862
"Confusion"

Alice in Wonderland
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Male 25
may
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Male 148
to
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Male 3,076
HAHAHA granada! yeah!
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Female 412
There`s only 8 words in that particular line from the book I picked. :( Couple of big words and the line is soon full...
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Male 1,265
"sisters"

From Tony Parson`s One For My Baby.
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Male 4,238
occur
from TSR Fiend Folio
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Male 269
"and"

Thanks Terry Pratchett`s Sourcery :/
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Female 3,696
Wound!

Finish her! >=]
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Male 64
"IS"

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Male 815
what if there is only 8 words? do I say the whole line?? "...him the secret of any poetic incommensurability. Towards..."
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Male 577
"Dyzm"

Yeah... it`s a Star Wars word...
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Male 260
That line only has 8 words on it. Not big print. Just really long words. Damn.
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Male 64
constitutionalism
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Male 75
"Season" i think i could use that creatively.
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Male 7
"Atticus"........ Now she`s gonna think I have a thing for fictional 1930`s male lawyers.... Greeeeeeaaaattttttt
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Male 540
"Wood!"
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Male 246
"the"... well this will be boring.
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Male 2,591
"attack" that is awesome!!
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Male 215
The. Thank goodness; I thought that, it being the bible n`all, it would be a lot more awkward.
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Female 682
"adroitly"...hmmmm....
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Female 3,598
not
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Male 91
"frodo"

>.<
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Male 511
Well I tried Brave New World and I got "in," which is pretty lame. So I tried The Color of Water, and I got "came" LOL
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Female 265
Sansa.

I shall be shouting out the name of a preteen girl...
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Female 67
"Reach" haha nice
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Male 6
"paid"
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Male 376
Links, think I can work that in....
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Male 103
go! go, go go go. isn`t doin` it for me.
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Male 38
I grabbed my Spanish Dictionary and it ended up with
(entrada: entrance, entry). I`m guessing that will work haha.
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Female 142
"I" lol alright
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Male 1,569
before... well it`s a book about databases, I don`t think that will add something to my sex life...
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Male 1,237
There were only 2 words on line 6 D:
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Male 271
"Are" meh
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Male 74
"Orangutangs".
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Male 1,735
"will" hmmm...sounded like it could of been funny
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Male 29
"Movement", that`ll work.
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Male 2,688
`caterpillar`
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Female 18
"Face!"
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Female 1
"whatever" well... yeah
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Male 29
`organized`. Hmm.
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Male 243
`you`
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Male 78
"excess" - Damn right!
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Female 91
Ha ha! I got the word "go".
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Female 337
maggierose78: You sound likr Thor lol.
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Male 2
I got the word "tilfredsstillende" which translated means "satisfying".
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Male 5
"into" - well yeah
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Female 688
My word was "another"
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Male 9
I got "Aphrodite", now let`s hope that`s her name
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Male 66
There was no line six, word nine in the book I chose...typical.
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Male 86
"pie"
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Female 1,435
"their"
hmmm
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Female 38
it was a map :/
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Female 81
"for" :|
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Male 505
Myosin. Damn medical phsysiology.
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Female 324
"me" woo?
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Female 535
"coming"

I poo you not.
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Female 512
"liverwurst"...damn you, home sausage making book...
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Male 2,586
"pregnancy"!!! <--- I`m just kidding, but that would be awesome... luckily no one has medical textbooks with them, shouting out an STD would be soooo bad!
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Male 49
`Gloucester` Awesome :D
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Male 60
"Bingo".

Seriously.
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Male 1,421
No words.. Damn you Sandman.
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Male 101
"Children" That might be strange. pass
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Female 38
"Darcy"...

That would probably start a fight o.O
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Female 225
"Has"
LAME
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Male 68
"kill"
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Male 7
line 6 on page 69 of my nearest book only has 2 words on it.......
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Male 1,929
"a".
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Female 162
Fig. 3.2? Damn chemistry text books for complicating my sex life!
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Male 397
"His."
Simple and random. I like it.
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Male 1,437
"such" yeah I can work that in
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Female 110
"No". Goddammit!
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Male 509
Concluded. Oh well.
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Female 734
mine says "values" **facepalm**
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Male 17
unborn
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Female 470
Um, my sixth line on page sixty-nine of the book I grabbed only has 8 words. So I guess... kindergarten? >_< Bad, very bad.
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Female 10
"Silk" I guess thats sexy. Sorta.
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Female 779
Big. ;p
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Female 98
"man" Alright.
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Male 312
"DULLED!"
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Male 280
The closest book I had was Plato`s dialogs in Spanish and the word was AMIGOS, "friends" I don`t think my wife will appreciate it if i do it.
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Female 32
"cadence"
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Female 19
Face.
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Female 850
TOLD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 168
"would" lame
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Male 20
the first several books I tried had no word 9 on line 6 of page 69. even after narrowing it down the novels...
this one`s in French...does that count here? the word is "la"...i`ll say no.
great. book number 5 has no page numbers.
aaaaand we have a winner!!!!!
......outline? Damn you Ondaatje! guess i`m sticking with the french feminine article "the".
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Male 155
"woody"
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Female 35
"boots" well then...i shall have to be rather creative with this.
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Female 13
"lest"
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Male 369
FML My word was Andrew. Damn, this could be awkward since my girlfriend thinks I`m gay.
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Female 102
"time"
...hmm, not sure how I feel about that.
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Female 95
lol `Could`. Was using The Hobbit and it was actually on the page where Bilbo is doing the riddles with Gollum so I was kind of hoping I`d get `Precious`, but oh well.
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danger....nice.
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Male 569
...the.
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Male 65
Stihl MS290 Chainsaw manual (pg 69 is in the spanish section).
"MOTOSIERRA"!
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Female 295
I`ll sound like Eevee from Wall-E
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Female 295
"directive"
...Win, programming textbook. Win.
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Male 411
"underaged".....dammit.
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Male 33
"sense"
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Male 176
"DARKNESS!!!!!"
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Male 256
I got "1/x^2" :( sad panda.
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Male 423
I got ``mots`` which is the french word for ``words`` might give it a try
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Female 105
"strange"
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Female 3,001
clumsy

well that might not go down to well
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Female 269
"tormenting"... not so good. :(
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Male 1
I got "Push" it might work!
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Female 123
"a"
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Male 721
"here"... was on "Dog the Bounty Hunter"
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Male 625
`or` ....hmmm...Maybe for a position switch?
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Male 194
"Damn"... this could work..
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Female 136
"little" ...i don`t think by boyfriend would appreciate that
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Female 13
I got Buggy?? Not sure what to do with that :) 1 less and it could have been Boss, now that I could do
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Female 169
"ferrous"
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Female 418
I got `type` hmmmm
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Female 6,381
"British Columbia Railway" has only 7 words in that line. I guess I`m not getting any.
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Male 2,121
Y: The Last Man. I couldn`t get a word...
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Male 2,085
According to my text book on finance and accounting, I have to shout out the word three.
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Male 421
pipe-Money in the Ground

I was so close to getting `drill`
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Male 292
"onto" im not sure how i could work that into a sexual innuendo. "pornstars like getting cummed on too" ??
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Male 3
"Quixote"
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Male 364
"Mom"
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Female 14
Blood. BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!! oh that`s hot.
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Male 48
My book only had 6 words... end of a paragraph. But even if I defaulted to the last word, she won`t appreciate me yelling "loose".
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Female 24
"I" I suppose if I put on a mexican accent, it`ll sound normal. AIII, AIII, AI PAPIIIII
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Male 22
`logic` - 1984

I honestly have no clue how to interpret this.
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Male 35
I got "from". One away from "spewing".
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Male 253
Mansour!?

That`s not going to work.
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Male 21
I GOT SETHE?! SETHE?!! Yeah, my girlfriend`s gonna be so happy about that.
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Male 17
Word: move

i guess its appropriate
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Male 840
"removal". Not going to do it.
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Female 26
Experience.
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Male 4,546
Book: Dark Heresy (Warhammer 40K Roleplay Book).
Word: LEARN!
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Male 286
Clown? CURSE you game informer!
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Male 25,416
silly
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Male 2,384
valhalla!
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Male 124
"Icelandic"... that might not work.
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Male 1,523
THE!!!!!
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Male 1,745
Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! lol
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Female 39
"Enjoy!" now that`s just perfect! :)
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Male 2,586
loooooooooooooool

Well, my word TECHNICALLY was `and` - so I thought I would go for word 10 instead of word 9

...

It`s "cream"

(cookery book)
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Female 3,562
I went to line six but it was a heading and there were only three words in it. Dam.
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Male 352
My page line 6 doesn`t have a word 9. Japanese text book.
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Male 3,301
"WAR! WAR!!!"
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Female 10
CRUMB!
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Male 464
Mine is `Sigma`. Damn Mathematics.
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Male 768
I got "vast." Not sure if that`s good or bad...
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Male 44
"Through"
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Male 159
...and if I DON`T?!?!?!?!

Eh, why not? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (American Ed.): "he"
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Male 302
`regression`

fml.
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Female 667
Mine is `at` from Harry Potter and the Philosopher`s Stone.
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Male 19
now i have to shout out priest...
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Male 183
"the"
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Male 3,619
sales income
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Female 189
I got "a". Thanks Terry Pratchett!
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Female 1,677
I picked up a math text, and the word was "of". Hm. Not very fun.
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Male 58
"weird" well that should be easy.
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Male 11
What is this `book` you speak of?
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Male 3,646
"Dead"

Interesting.
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Male 1,360
Number? mmmm. i feel like i`ve been short changed.
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Male 546
"Me", well that`s a let down. I`ll just shout out my own name like usual then.
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Male 47
In! it works i guess
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Male 360
my book was the `bear` cub scout book: 1959 revision. only 7 words on that line. two words later on the next line comes `four`. hahaha FOUR!!! this is gonna be fun.
(i know it`s not the same as the one used in golf, but verbally it`s gonna be awesome.)
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Male 1,625
The? That`s lame.
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Male 33
TOES TOES TOES!
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Female 535
What`s a book?
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Male 45
Seperation... that could either be kinky or id lose my gf ahaha
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Male 141
MORROS
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Female 12
Saliva? Thank you medical dictionary...
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Male 208
SOUTH! SOUTH! SOUTH! SOUTH!
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Male 56
Like

nice that will work
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Male 1,195
are?
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Male 98
hmmm "pressure"? I can make it work.
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Male 110
`also`...
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Male 3,431
"Children"...!?

Really? How in *THE* hell did I get That word.

The Book is Best Hikes with Kids in Western Washington and the Cascades.
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Female 299
g(x)! I`m a math nerd...
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Male 758
Can!

The Shack. Not bad so far, for a religious-y kind of book. Very interesting take on things- `god` is a black woman.
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Male 232
able ... hmmmm..
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Female 1,623
"over" is the word for me
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Male 322
`Hopeful`.

Hmmm, I think I might pass on the next romp in that case.
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Female 614
"incredibly! incredibly!"

that could work.
(Mr. Monster by Dan Wells)
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Male 677
The Time Machine - H.G wells. "I Came" (i added included the previous word for affect :D)
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Male 1,595
"THAN, THAN, THAN!"
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Male 247
"in" hmmm, that might work
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Male 167
"Monomers!" I like this game
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Male 5,626
"Click the Metadata, Baby! Click the Metadata!!!"
("Photoshop, Classroom in a Book")

"Been! BEEN!!!!"
("Secrets of the Game Business, Second Edition")

I`ll go with the second. It`s already an awkward joke so,
f*ck it. Let`s go all the way...
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Male 696
wow. "and"

Kinda insulting, actually. I don`t think i`ll be yelling out, "And? And?"
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Male 178
"low"! I don`t like this game.
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Male 2
just picked up the natural and got "wonderboy". interesting...
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Male 83
"set" - oddly boring when the closest book was Mathematics for Scientists and Engineering... why couldn`t it of been something like `Eigenvectors` or `antiderivatives`...
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Male 10,440
"solution"

One of my math textbooks.

Kinda works during sex. More than some of you guys.
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Male 117
I got `permanent`, this might raise some questions
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Male 2,004
i got "märket"
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Male 1,178
I got `No` boring...
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Male 2,592
"to"... this really isn`t helping
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Male 90
OHH "that`s"!!!!!
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Male 39,902

I got my own name... "Jerry"... spelled differant but still, that`s gonna sound really egotistical!
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Male 6,737
"already"

I win methinks. xD
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Male 67
...their? damn you dean koontz
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Male 35
"}catch(Throwable et){" Damn you, java book....
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Female 11
My Calc Textbook: "cos"
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Male 1,081
"toward" also.
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Male 8
The. :P
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Female 833
"TOWARD" ummmm no. not sexy at all. mind you, neither is the Brother Super Galaxy 2000 sewing and embroidery machine user manual...
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Male 128
I got "dasein"
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Female 95
My physiology textbook: "synthesize!" hahaha :)
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Female 4,420
the.
yeah, that would be strange.
the the the!
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Male 436
"came" not even joking... lmao
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Male 40,739
"his" oh my!
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Male 7,830
I had two books equally distant from me. It could be awkward if i yelled out "don`t" or "he" during sex though.
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Male 2
Awesome, Stephen Fry`s Moab Is My Washpot, I have to shout SPRINGS!
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Female 393
i got "the"... wtf?
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Male 997
"to" from the line "to 1776 the british government had sold convicts to shipping contractors who" I think i lucked out from the book on case law anything could have come up
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Male 322
first 3 books i tried had chapter pages or pictures on pg.69

i finally got "again" with my last one
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Male 3,842
"opposite"

Doesn`t make much sense....or does it?
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Female 217
"More" That`s surprisingly applicable.
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Female 2
Wow, that is going to be awkward for sure!
The word I got was `inconvenient`.
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Female 47
National!!! Oh my God... NATIONAL!
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Male 38
Rot ?
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Female 106
I got `USA` from my geography textbook.
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Male 776
I got "man".

Definitely workable.
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Male 702
ok, so my first word, Conversation, was actually from a magazine called Architectural Digest. The nearest book was Practical Poker Math and I got `Combinations`. Does that mean I`m already an interesting lover? ;)
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Female 57
sketch
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Male 5,094
Brian 61316: Oooh, I feel for you. Don`t despair, when Sanderson takes over it`ll be a lot better.
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Female 151
I got `the` too, that would be pretty funny to listen to though. `Oh yeah, the, the, the, TTTHHHEEEE`
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Male 702
Conversation.
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Male 3,894
Or, oh OR baby, ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

not doing it for me.
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Male 741
Robert Jordan- Wheel of Time: Crossroads of Twilight "up" I can work with that
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Male 5,094
Acid.
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Male 683
"The"?! Well that`s lame.
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Male 1,586
The book was Evil Serial Killers: In the Minds of Monsters and the word was A. Yep that`s right just A. I can`t wait to give that a yell.
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Male 965
Uris.

Guess the book.
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Male 305
"AND!!!"
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Male 96
WOODLAND!
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Male 801
And?
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Female 728
mL. Biochemistry Textbook. :D
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Male 619
Of
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Male 476
OK...so my word was "was". I think im gonna grab another book now!
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Male 220
what happen if its a name
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Female 311
"More"..PERFECT! :D
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Male 137
John Steinbeck - East of Eden. Word is "Believe"
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Male 8
Brachialis...? Why... Oh why was there only an anatomy book next to me?
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Male 4,902
disestablishmentarianism! I win
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Male 645
recounts...wtf
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Male 2,389
`state` .. that`ll be weird.
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Male 1,629
"my word is "beds" orson scott card`s ender`s game"

wewt! enders game
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Male 483
Lol, mine was "are". Pirate sex anyone?
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Female 131
...the closest book to me is a manga...?
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Female 39
Apparently mine`s "Procrastination!" from Tim Tho9rnton`s- The Alternative Hero , that`ll be fun to say..
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Male 429
`important` lol
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Male 642
Book: Countdown to Lockdown by Mick Foley

Page 69, line 6, word 9 : out

that`d be odd
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Male 1,557
I have to shout out "Wednesday!!"
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Male 575
Great now all I need is a sex life and then I can yell out "This" when I`m having it.
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Female 1,963
I went through three of the books nearest to me, and the words were "a", "the" and "and". How exciting. Fourth time lucky? "as". I suppose I could elongate "as" to make it more exciting somehow.
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Male 87
my line only has 7 words. ill just keep quiet.
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Male 875
mine was in websters dictionary, the word was bellboy.

...that`ll be awkward
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Male 104
my word is "beds" orson scott card`s ender`s game
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Male 7
I know, I know ... "Pix or it didn`t happen."


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Male 7
Need some advice on this one. The nearest book to me is the 10th anniversary NIV study Bible by Zondervan. Page 69 is 2 columns and the first column only has 7 words in it.

If the rules are "you must stay within the first column," then this book is not participating and I`m off the hook.

If the rules are "you must cross-over to column 2 and keep counting," then my word is "servants." (Oh my!)

So which is it?
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Male 116
But I like to watch!
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Male 350
So I looked in the source code of the page and the picture is this:



So, my word is "divided" from the book "Java Script: The Complete Guide." Uh, this is stupid as hell.
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Male 674
can`t believe my sex life is duller than this...
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Male 1,360
Do it in the dark?
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Male 59
does not work for me
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Female 3
hmmmmm
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Male 1,557
What, by not working? Yeah I guess.
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Female 1,589
Link: Want To Make Your Sex Life Interesting? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Or a bit awkward. It depends.
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