Three-toed Sloth Crosses The Road In Costa Rica

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 5 years ago Misc

There"s a joke in there somewhere.
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Female 1,140
LOL, the sloth in my story, was named Henry LOL, he had been doing this for years, and the little 80 year old woman was so affraid and not only that he was far too heavy for her to carry him and to go pluck him off of her door knob, becuase she couldnt get into her house, so she would seek out my boyfriend to go get him and take him back to his tree..and he crawled just like that one across a really huge field for about 3 hours, just to get to his door knob lol,
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Male 3,076
"WIIIIIIII I`m flying :D"
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Male 91
loved when he picked it up "assume take off position!"
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Male 311
...what an awful existence
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Male 17
And those damn tourists would probably let him run over by a car...
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Male 49
For a split second when the guy on the moped got off and grabbed the jerry can (0:40), i thought he was going to burn it :(
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Male 734
Ranger Miguel to the rescue!
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Male 411
*hiccup...kill me now...*hiccup...kill me now...
FAILED SUICIDE ATTEMPT...
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Male 5,413
Awwwww
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Male 1,737
I remember watching one of these guys in tree in a zoo in Vancouver. Took him about 30mins to move a few inches, they are in no hurry to get anywhere.
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Female 4,039
Yes! Now I know how to pick up a sloth :)
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Male 14,330
All I could think of when he picked em up was "Iz flyingzz!!!!" :-)
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Male 1,364
awwwww... sloths are cute.
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Male 270
Why is this hilarious?
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Female 4,349
not funny, heartwarming!
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Male 589
If humans treated each other as well...
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Female 956
aw, they are so cute!
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Male 206
"I CAN FLYYYYYYY!!!!!" is what I heard in my head when the sloth was picked up.
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Male 718
im happy there is still SOME good people in this world..
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Male 164
I nearly died when the guy picked it up. He looked so silly. and that was an awesome story Pinkminx22. I would love to have a sloth chillin on my door all day every day.
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Male 3,060
Hmmm... I wonder who the tourists are...
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Male 15
@Neko_Sik
probably has something to do with the 3" claws.
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Female 1,140
When my boyfriend was in the army, he spent some time down in Panama,and he told me of a sloth, that every morning he had to go and pluck this sloth off this lady`s brass door knob, because it would just hang on the door knob and stare at it`s own reflection all day. I guess the little old lady that lived there was very much affraid of it, so she would seek help in removing the sloth, and that person to help happened to be my boyfriend,so he would go get a stick and let it climb onto the stick and he would carry the sloth back to where it came from, the little guy would climb up the stick to grab onto him and hang on and, every morning the sloth would be back on that lady`s doorknob without fail and, every morning he had to go and carry the sloth back to his tree.This went on for about 6 months LOL and, in this time he started bringing the sloth goodies such as fruit to eat.He said he was a sweet creature and very expressive in his face especially when he brought goodies to him.
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Male 15,510
Damn, where is my pokeball with I need it
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Male 1,081
That`s me during my epic daily commute from my bed to my car.
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Male 377
How is this not an AWWWW moment...
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Female 697
Kinda creepy to watch crawling around. Strange way to pick it up, why not just grab its arms?
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Male 5,190
Its like when I wake up before work!
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Male 2,514
One of the ugliest creatures in existance!
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Male 47
Do you realize that their claws ARE NOT RAZOR-SHARP?!?! They eat leaves, which does not require extreme cutlery. They spend their entire lives in trees, except to move to other trees. And to sh*t. They have to come down to earth to sh*t, which is nice of them from a pedestrian point of view.
It looked like superman when the guy picked it up.
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Female 6,381
(1)
`Why did the sloth cross the road?"
"Fekked if I know; no one`s ever had the patience to find out."

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Sloth: "So there I was, just walking across the road, when suddenly I`m flying into the air like a rocket! I thought I was gonna break the sound barrier!"
Other sloth: "No shyt! Whaddaya think it was?`
Sloth: "I`m thinking aliens, man. It was obviously advanced technology."
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Female 1,148
Oh my god its so cute. I want one.
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Male 161
you do realize that those claws are razor sharp for digging into trees right?
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Male 535
i don`t get it... where`s the joke?
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Male 3,472
I do that with snapping turtles but I`m much more careful. I like turtles!
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Male 528
up next: why did the sloth cross the road.. that made it for me
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Male 875
what a strange animal. i`ve never seen video of them on the ground before.

but i have seen video of your mom on the ground
zing
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Male 114
That sloth looks high as hell
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Female 407
i never realized how creepy-looking they are..
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Male 19
poo GUYS THERE`S A SLOTH TRYING TO CROSS THE ROAD!!! WHAT DO WE DO???!?Q?

A: block traffic?

I lold
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Male 1,587
He looks like he is in pain... But I bet he enjoyed the fast crossing.
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Male 1,744
"Whooooaaaaaa slow down buddy this is to fast for me!!!"
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Male 553
they look creepy when they move
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Male 2,402
Why you so slow sloth?
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Female 189
This is me every morning, crawling out of bed.
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Female 999
"Wheeeeeeee!!!"
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Male 2,376
love sloths
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Male 1,122
Heck, moving that slow he should buy a car. He`d fit right in.
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Female 2,027
OMG! whats it doing on the jungle or whatever? ive only seen them on the telly upside down! that is awesome!
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Male 725
I had no idea that the back legs were so short.
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Male 17,512
Planking experts sloths are.
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Male 25,416
What happened to the chicken
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Male 37,888
Link: Three-toed Sloth Crosses The Road In Costa Rica [Rate Link] - There`s a joke in there somewhere.
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