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Date: 05/17/11 03:14 PM

53 Responses to Three-toed Sloth Crosses The Road In Costa Rica

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    Link: Three-toed Sloth Crosses The Road In Costa Rica - There`s a joke in there somewhere.
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    What happened to the chicken
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Planking experts sloths are.
  4. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    I had no idea that the back legs were so short.
  5. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    OMG! whats it doing on the jungle or whatever? ive only seen them on the telly upside down! that is awesome!
  6. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1079 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    Heck, moving that slow he should buy a car. He`d fit right in.
  7. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    love sloths
  8. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    "Wheeeeeeee!!!"
  9. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    This is me every morning, crawling out of bed.
  10. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Why you so slow sloth?
  11. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    they look creepy when they move
  12. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    "Whooooaaaaaa slow down buddy this is to fast for me!!!"
  13. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    He looks like he is in pain... But I bet he enjoyed the fast crossing.
  14. Profile photo of Dieperson
    Dieperson Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    poo GUYS THERE`S A SLOTH TRYING TO CROSS THE ROAD!!! WHAT DO WE DO???!?Q?

    A: block traffic?

    I lold
  15. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    i never realized how creepy-looking they are..
  16. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    That sloth looks high as hell
  17. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    what a strange animal. i`ve never seen video of them on the ground before.

    but i have seen video of your mom on the ground
    zing
  18. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    up next: why did the sloth cross the road.. that made it for me
  19. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    I do that with snapping turtles but I`m much more careful. I like turtles!
  20. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    i don`t get it... where`s the joke?
  21. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    you do realize that those claws are razor sharp for digging into trees right?
  22. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    Oh my god its so cute. I want one.
  23. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    (1)
    `Why did the sloth cross the road?"
    "Fekked if I know; no one`s ever had the patience to find out."

    (2)
    Sloth: "So there I was, just walking across the road, when suddenly I`m flying into the air like a rocket! I thought I was gonna break the sound barrier!"
    Other sloth: "No shyt! Whaddaya think it was?`
    Sloth: "I`m thinking aliens, man. It was obviously advanced technology."
  24. Profile photo of 97e4ad
    97e4ad Male 50-59
    47 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    Do you realize that their claws ARE NOT RAZOR-SHARP?!?! They eat leaves, which does not require extreme cutlery. They spend their entire lives in trees, except to move to other trees. And to sh*t. They have to come down to earth to sh*t, which is nice of them from a pedestrian point of view.
    It looked like superman when the guy picked it up.
  25. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    One of the ugliest creatures in existance!
  26. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    Kinda creepy to watch crawling around. Strange way to pick it up, why not just grab its arms?
  27. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    How is this not an AWWWW moment...
  28. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    That`s me during my epic daily commute from my bed to my car.
  29. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    Damn, where is my pokeball with I need it
  30. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    When my boyfriend was in the army, he spent some time down in Panama,and he told me of a sloth, that every morning he had to go and pluck this sloth off this lady`s brass door knob, because it would just hang on the door knob and stare at it`s own reflection all day. I guess the little old lady that lived there was very much affraid of it, so she would seek help in removing the sloth, and that person to help happened to be my boyfriend,so he would go get a stick and let it climb onto the stick and he would carry the sloth back to where it came from, the little guy would climb up the stick to grab onto him and hang on and, every morning the sloth would be back on that lady`s doorknob without fail and, every morning he had to go and carry the sloth back to his tree.This went on for about 6 months LOL and, in this time he started bringing the sloth goodies such as fruit to eat.He said he was a sweet creature and very expressive in his face especially when he brought goodies to him.
  31. Profile photo of weallshineon
    weallshineon Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    @Neko_Sik
    probably has something to do with the 3" claws.
  32. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Hmmm... I wonder who the tourists are...
  33. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    I nearly died when the guy picked it up. He looked so silly. and that was an awesome story Pinkminx22. I would love to have a sloth chillin on my door all day every day.
  34. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    im happy there is still SOME good people in this world..
  35. Profile photo of joosen52
    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    "I CAN FLYYYYYYY!!!!!" is what I heard in my head when the sloth was picked up.
  36. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    aw, they are so cute!
  37. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:35 am
    If humans treated each other as well...
  38. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 1:16 am
    not funny, heartwarming!
  39. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 4:10 am
    Why is this hilarious?
  40. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 5:56 am
    awwwww... sloths are cute.
  41. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:37 am
    All I could think of when he picked em up was "Iz flyingzz!!!!" :-)
  42. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:40 am
    Yes! Now I know how to pick up a sloth :)
  43. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:33 am
    I remember watching one of these guys in tree in a zoo in Vancouver. Took him about 30mins to move a few inches, they are in no hurry to get anywhere.
  44. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:04 am
    Awwwww
  45. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:12 am
    *hiccup...kill me now...*hiccup...kill me now...
    FAILED SUICIDE ATTEMPT...
  46. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:38 am
    Ranger Miguel to the rescue!
  47. Profile photo of MCSour_Lemon
    MCSour_Lemon Male 18-29
    49 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:14 am
    For a split second when the guy on the moped got off and grabbed the jerry can (0:40), i thought he was going to burn it :(
  48. Profile photo of Vydai
    Vydai Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    And those damn tourists would probably let him run over by a car...
  49. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:00 am
    ...what an awful existence
  50. Profile photo of Heldstecken
    Heldstecken Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:00 am
    loved when he picked it up "assume take off position!"
  51. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:29 am
    "WIIIIIIII I`m flying :D"
  52. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    LOL, the sloth in my story, was named Henry LOL, he had been doing this for years, and the little 80 year old woman was so affraid and not only that he was far too heavy for her to carry him and to go pluck him off of her door knob, becuase she couldnt get into her house, so she would seek out my boyfriend to go get him and take him back to his tree..and he crawled just like that one across a really huge field for about 3 hours, just to get to his door knob lol,

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