This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 152 [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 5 years ago Weird

Maury Povich: Uncovering our greatest mysteries with... scientific proof?
There are 29 comments:
Male 294
Hey tobunshi man, I live in the eastern U.S. and I like to think I`m not an ignorant prick.

Then again, I`ll bet ignorant pricks don`t think they`re ignorant pricks either, so I guess that doesn`t count for that much. Plus I live in the North-Eastern U.S., and while everyone seems to be pretty progressive here I have no idea how it is further south. Garu may also just be kind of clueless and not understand where he`s from.

Also, I`m hoping and optimistically assuming he`s trolling. If not, well, chances are no one likes him anyways.

On the other hand though, if I recall correctly human sperm can, in fact, be viable for up to a week (or more? I`m not sure) inside of a woman, which does help to explain why the idea of just matching up dates doesn`t always work.
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Male 987
Only one of them has two different daddies.
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Male 6,694
Bazinga !
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Male 678
Hey, Garu, are all Eastern US citizens ignorant pricks?
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Male 562
Are black people like dogs? The sperm lives up to, like, 2 weeks in women to make mixed litters. I just solved half of daytime televisions problems. YOU`RE WELCOME.
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Female 584
What in God`s blazes is "good hair"?
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Female 2,525
They both have two different daddies? I don`t think that`s scientifically possible.
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Female 313
I love Maury
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Male 1,461
I woke up this morning, and I had good hair on one side of my head, and bad hair on the other. I`m so confused.
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Male 108
@BRKNVLTR - but this show and others like it are completely geared to your geographic region. Are you saying that everyone in the south US is dumb F*cking trash and likes watching horse poo????
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Female 446
Huh? O_o
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Male 36,335
HAhaha! It`s possible though. It happened on Beavis & Butthead eh?
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Male 377
Because shows like this are f*cking fake and lame as poo. Anyone who watches horse poo like this is nothing but dumb f*cking trash.
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Male 180
legit.
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Male 75
that`s `merica`s educational system at work
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Male 633
Liek oMg!!1!
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Male 12,365
So they each have three parents? One mother and two fathers, apparently.
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Male 40
And?? What was the result?!?!?
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Male 437
A true gangster doesn`t impregnate the same woman twice, does he?
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Male 30
Is it Father`s Day in the hood already?
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Male 260
the one is a boy, the other is a girl.... Different genders!?!? they must have different daddies!
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Male 25,416
the point is?
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Male 950
wat
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Male 1,093
the point?
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Male 2,670
No, they both don`t have two different daddies.

I suppose expecting any degree of linguistic precision from Baby Daddy Suspect #1 is pointless, though.
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Female 683
A lot of things about hair are genetic, but having `good` and `bad` hair isn`t a genetic trait. xD I get the point the dude was trying to make, it`s just not very credible in this instance. >.>
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Female 4,225
Yes, as we all know, "good hair" and "bad hair" are inheritable traits

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Male 15,510
See? science is easy!
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Male 970
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