The Weather Forecast For This Weekend [Pic]

Submitted by: M3chan1caL 5 years ago Funny

Esh, I hope this isn"t accurate.
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Female 155
lol, we`re still here.
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Male 11,740
Bring it on, then I don`t have to make any more car payments.
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Female 1,435
*chuckle chuckle* oh you
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Male 145
Man, I was worried when I saw that. I actually opened a new window and immediately checked the weather in my area. Luckily, IAB was wrong... It`s actually going to be 86 degrees when the rapture (AKA World Peace) happens
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Male 230
L`d mfao
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Male 2,748
So, I just need to get laid as much as possible before Sunday... I think I can do that.
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Male 58
oooooor maybe heaven and hell is just a fairytale made by some dude 3000 years ago.
MAYBE it`s time to look at how the world has evolved and maybe our fantasy about our afterlife should change accordingly.

one mans heaven is another mans hell.
or maybe all the christians here want to spend theire afterlife in some pervy priests heaven, cuz as we all know, priests go to heaven.
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Female 3,598
@green batman you are 100% correct. the version of hell that so many christians choose to use as a tool for scaring little kids into behaving is actually not once described in the bible. it never says in the bible that people will be sent to hell, only that Lucifer(aka Satan) was cast into a lake of fire upon his disobedience to God. and even then, it was not after he sinned (which would make the original sin an angel`s fault, not a woman`s) that he was condemmed, it was only after refusing to repent that god cast him out of heaven.
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Female 24
@Vydai If this is hell, I think I`ll stay. My life is pretty sweet.
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Male 17
@green_bathman It is said though in the Bible that Hell is a place where people are punished for their sins and that it is a place covered with fire.
But if you look at it that way you could also say that earth is hell. On earth people are being punished for their sins. When you break a law you have to pay the debt if you are caught. Earth isn`t covered with fire, but it does have places with some really high temperatures. The closer you get to the core of the earth the hotter it gets.
Makes you think. Maybe Hell is earth and we are here to pay for our sins which we have made in a previous life or something to that extent. Only if we have payed for our sins, we may join God/Allah/Yahweh/Baghwaan or whatever you call Him/Her.
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Female 728
danthew: I`m not well-versed in the Bible, but one of my professors told me that the Bible doesn`t actually describe Hell as we view it in pop culture. He said that Hell is simply separation from God, which means that anyone who doesn`t believe in God is already in Hell.
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Male 25,416
Since when is the weather man right?
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Male 2,868
Rapture shmapture.
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Female 1,356
pfft, it`s not partly cloudy where I am, so I doubt there will be a rapture here too.
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Male 2,121
Even if the rapture is on Sunday, assuming the usual rapture thing that everyone else is just left behind rather than sent to hell, nothing will change. There will be plenty of other religions still going, and probably a surprising amount of "Christians" left too (especially in America...). Obviously atheism won`t be around as much, but it`ll change to people converting hoping to be saved, people saying they don`t need God anymore and people accepting they missed the ride. Then life will probably continue.

Though the actual biblical thing is that everyone else gets sent to hell to burn along with Satan "where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth". That`d be a bit of a change.
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Male 1,054
The rapture is actually when Satan will come and collect all of his minions for an intensive training seminar/insensitivity program. KISS will be headlining the entertainment, fyi. Contrary to rumors, Rebecca Black will not be appearing.

So anyone who disappears on Saturday was actually have been a servant of Satan all along.
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Male 260
yayyy so rapture means religious nutjobs get thrown into the sun? cant wait for the wonderful weather :D
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Male 1,195
The icon... It`s raining men!
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Male 6,694
83 is nice.
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Female 4,225
DON`T FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN! YOU`LL BURN TO A CRISP!

QUICK, someone get Heliose!
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Male 81
Awww, i just realized Gerry1of1 already posted my "october 28, 1992 rapture" picture...so here`s a puppy.
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Male 15,510
Can I have your car?
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Male 1,440
only a 20% chance of rapture, I like those odds.
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Male 37,888
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Male 5,413
With a chance of meatballs
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Male 213
Is cool, I`m out of town Saturday. Looks like I`m safe.
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Female 3,001
does anyone know why they`v picked this day? seems like a massive wind up to me
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Male 10,440
I call president of earth after the rapture.
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Male 2,703
are those people going up or down?

100% precipitation or participation?
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Female 123
I know I`ll be left behind. But that`s ok. I like it here.
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Female 1,784
its so fake, it`s been raining here for the past 3 weeks.. sun? pish yeah right lol
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Male 37,888

It`s gonna suck if the rapture does come but He only take muslims.


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Male 606
This is soo funny... i will have this in my head all day.
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Male 178
Link: The Weather Forecast For This Weekend [Pic] [Rate Link] - Esh, I hope this isn`t accurate.
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