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Date: 05/18/11 06:44 AM

34 Responses to The Weather Forecast For This Weekend [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of M3chan1caL
    M3chan1caL Male 18-29
    178 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:45 am
    Link: The Weather Forecast For This Weekend - Esh, I hope this isn`t accurate.
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    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:49 am
    This is soo funny... i will have this in my head all day.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35679 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:51 am

    It`s gonna suck if the rapture does come but He only take muslims.

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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:52 am
    its so fake, it`s been raining here for the past 3 weeks.. sun? pish yeah right lol
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    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:58 am
    I know I`ll be left behind. But that`s ok. I like it here.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:02 am
    are those people going up or down?

    100% precipitation or participation?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10445 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:02 am
    I call president of earth after the rapture.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:08 am
    does anyone know why they`v picked this day? seems like a massive wind up to me
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    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:18 am
    Is cool, I`m out of town Saturday. Looks like I`m safe.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:19 am
    With a chance of meatballs
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35679 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:33 am
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:33 am
    only a 20% chance of rapture, I like those odds.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15512 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Can I have your car?
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    Ujelly Male 30-39
    81 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Awww, i just realized Gerry1of1 already posted my "october 28, 1992 rapture" here`s a puppy.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:41 am

    QUICK, someone get Heliose!
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6695 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:37 am
    83 is nice.
  17. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:04 am
    The icon... It`s raining men!
  18. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:28 am
    yayyy so rapture means religious nutjobs get thrown into the sun? cant wait for the wonderful weather :D
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 11:42 am
    The rapture is actually when Satan will come and collect all of his minions for an intensive training seminar/insensitivity program. KISS will be headlining the entertainment, fyi. Contrary to rumors, Rebecca Black will not be appearing.

    So anyone who disappears on Saturday was actually have been a servant of Satan all along.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Even if the rapture is on Sunday, assuming the usual rapture thing that everyone else is just left behind rather than sent to hell, nothing will change. There will be plenty of other religions still going, and probably a surprising amount of "Christians" left too (especially in America...). Obviously atheism won`t be around as much, but it`ll change to people converting hoping to be saved, people saying they don`t need God anymore and people accepting they missed the ride. Then life will probably continue.

    Though the actual biblical thing is that everyone else gets sent to hell to burn along with Satan "where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth". That`d be a bit of a change.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    pfft, it`s not partly cloudy where I am, so I doubt there will be a rapture here too.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    Rapture shmapture.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25350 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Since when is the weather man right?
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    danthew: I`m not well-versed in the Bible, but one of my professors told me that the Bible doesn`t actually describe Hell as we view it in pop culture. He said that Hell is simply separation from God, which means that anyone who doesn`t believe in God is already in Hell.
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    Vydai Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    @green_bathman It is said though in the Bible that Hell is a place where people are punished for their sins and that it is a place covered with fire.
    But if you look at it that way you could also say that earth is hell. On earth people are being punished for their sins. When you break a law you have to pay the debt if you are caught. Earth isn`t covered with fire, but it does have places with some really high temperatures. The closer you get to the core of the earth the hotter it gets.
    Makes you think. Maybe Hell is earth and we are here to pay for our sins which we have made in a previous life or something to that extent. Only if we have payed for our sins, we may join God/Allah/Yahweh/Baghwaan or whatever you call Him/Her.
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    Jennish Female 18-29
    24 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    @Vydai If this is hell, I think I`ll stay. My life is pretty sweet.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3600 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    @green batman you are 100% correct. the version of hell that so many christians choose to use as a tool for scaring little kids into behaving is actually not once described in the bible. it never says in the bible that people will be sent to hell, only that Lucifer(aka Satan) was cast into a lake of fire upon his disobedience to God. and even then, it was not after he sinned (which would make the original sin an angel`s fault, not a woman`s) that he was condemmed, it was only after refusing to repent that god cast him out of heaven.
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    ignotus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    oooooor maybe heaven and hell is just a fairytale made by some dude 3000 years ago.
    MAYBE it`s time to look at how the world has evolved and maybe our fantasy about our afterlife should change accordingly.

    one mans heaven is another mans hell.
    or maybe all the christians here want to spend theire afterlife in some pervy priests heaven, cuz as we all know, priests go to heaven.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2751 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    So, I just need to get laid as much as possible before Sunday... I think I can do that.
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    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 1:54 am
    L`d mfao
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    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:50 am
    Man, I was worried when I saw that. I actually opened a new window and immediately checked the weather in my area. Luckily, IAB was wrong... It`s actually going to be 86 degrees when the rapture (AKA World Peace) happens
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    *chuckle chuckle* oh you
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11744 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    Bring it on, then I don`t have to make any more car payments.
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    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    lol, we`re still here.

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