The Vainest Turtle Ever

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird

He"s so vain, I bet he thinks this post is about him. (Carly Simon fans will get this)
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Female 99
My turtle tries to bite the other turtle in the mirror, then pees all over the place.
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Male 59
they did the same thing with a hare, but it kept going really fast, then stopping to rest
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Male 562
Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls...
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Female 876
awww let the poor fellow take a look at himself for a while
i was going to yell "animal cruelty!" but i lol`d at the video
so...
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Female 3
you really need to buy him a lady turtle :P
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Female 78
it is a male Trachemys scripta, being aggressive towards another male.
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Female 728
That is a lonely turtle. Turtles don`t pass the mirror test, meaning they don`t recognize their own reflections. He thinks he found a buddy, or maybe a rival.
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Female 1,652
I thought the title said "The vainiest (veiniest) turtle ever" ...ew.
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Male 41,121
Then you flew your Leerjet
To Nova Scotia
To see the
Total eclipse of the sun!

It`s a great song! What can I say?
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Male 1,093
turtles are quick. who said they are slow?
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Female 3,598
aww he`s probably lonely for some turtle companionship...
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Female 97
I used to have that kind of turtle. :D
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Male 1,222
How do you even film with that aspect ratio?
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Male 295
I think he just wants to drat it
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Female 570
turtles and tortoises are not the same thing? huh... you learn something every day.
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Male 589
1: Are people really having the turtle/tortoise argument here?

2: lonely tortoise is lonely
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Male 25,416
Thats pretty cool, i would check myself out if i was a turtle. Alas, i am not a turtle
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Male 2,422
It`s a turtle. The webbed feet are a dead giveaway.
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Female 838
Gerry1of1

Sorry no its a turtle. A painted turtle actually. Didn`t have to wiki it. They are all over southern Ontario.
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Male 2,592
He`s probably just happy to know that he isn`t the only tortoise in the world. And this guy`s gotta go and F*** with it.
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Female 734
turtle
http://depts.washington.edu /natmap/facts/red-eared_slider_712.html
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Male 40,250

Wikipedia: The Free Encyclopedia

you get what you pay for it`s a damn totoise not a turtle and I don`t care what Wikipedia says
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Male 142
it`s a turtle not a tortoise
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Male 1,377
Fast little bugger.
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Male 904
The only thing wrong with that video was that it wasn`t 6 minutes longer.
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Male 130
ITS NOT A GODDAMN TURTLE
ITS A TORTOISE
SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT.
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Male 670
You`re so vain...now that song is stuck in my head. Arrrggghh!
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Female 2,026
um. i always thought that turtles had flippers and tortoises are the ones with legs?
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Male 10,440
[quote] Another kitteh9lives post. [/quote]
*cough* Haven`t you figured out by now that the initial introductory post is always completely screwed up?

Also, why does this guy have to tease his turtle like that? That`s mean. I can tell by the stupid high contrast tan that he`s a douchebag.
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Male 1,195
That`s the second fastest turtle I`ve ever seen.
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Male 776
more like world`s loneliest turtle
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Female 311
That turtle is fast as hell
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