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Category: Weird
Date: 05/14/11 09:16 AM

32 Responses to The Vainest Turtle Ever

  1. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 9:42 am
    That turtle is fast as hell
  2. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 10:08 am
    more like world`s loneliest turtle
  3. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 10:22 am
    That`s the second fastest turtle I`ve ever seen.
  4. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Another kitteh9lives post.
    *cough* Haven`t you figured out by now that the initial introductory post is always completely screwed up?

    Also, why does this guy have to tease his turtle like that? That`s mean. I can tell by the stupid high contrast tan that he`s a douchebag.
  5. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 10:41 am
    um. i always thought that turtles had flippers and tortoises are the ones with legs?
  6. Profile photo of Gottamgear
    Gottamgear Male 18-29
    670 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
    You`re so vain...now that song is stuck in my head. Arrrggghh!
  7. Profile photo of jerdboy
    jerdboy Male 18-29
    130 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 10:59 am
    ITS NOT A GODDAMN TURTLE
    ITS A TORTOISE
    SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT.
  8. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 11:08 am
    The only thing wrong with that video was that it wasn`t 6 minutes longer.
  9. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Fast little bugger.
  10. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 11:56 am
    it`s a turtle not a tortoise
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Wikipedia: The Free Encyclopedia

    you get what you pay for it`s a damn totoise not a turtle and I don`t care what Wikipedia says
  12. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    turtle
    http://depts.washington.edu /natmap/facts/red-eared_slider_712.html
  13. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    He`s probably just happy to know that he isn`t the only tortoise in the world. And this guy`s gotta go and F*** with it.
  14. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    Gerry1of1

    Sorry no its a turtle. A painted turtle actually. Didn`t have to wiki it. They are all over southern Ontario.
  15. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    It`s a turtle. The webbed feet are a dead giveaway.
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Thats pretty cool, i would check myself out if i was a turtle. Alas, i am not a turtle
  17. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    1: Are people really having the turtle/tortoise argument here?

    2: lonely tortoise is lonely
  18. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    turtles and tortoises are not the same thing? huh... you learn something every day.
  19. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    I think he just wants to drat it
  20. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    How do you even film with that aspect ratio?
  21. Profile photo of koffymasheen
    koffymasheen Female 18-29
    97 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    I used to have that kind of turtle. :D
  22. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    aww he`s probably lonely for some turtle companionship...
  23. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    turtles are quick. who said they are slow?
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    Then you flew your Leerjet
    To Nova Scotia
    To see the
    Total eclipse of the sun!

    It`s a great song! What can I say?
  25. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 11:06 pm
    I thought the title said "The vainiest (veiniest) turtle ever" ...ew.
  26. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 1:29 am
    That is a lonely turtle. Turtles don`t pass the mirror test, meaning they don`t recognize their own reflections. He thinks he found a buddy, or maybe a rival.
  27. Profile photo of dada
    dada Female 18-29
    78 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 8:17 am
    it is a male Trachemys scripta, being aggressive towards another male.
  28. Profile photo of paccar1999
    paccar1999 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 11:13 am
    you really need to buy him a lady turtle :P
  29. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    awww let the poor fellow take a look at himself for a while
    i was going to yell "animal cruelty!" but i lol`d at the video
    so...
  30. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:30 am
    Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls...
  31. Profile photo of evski1975
    evski1975 Male 30-39
    59 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 6:03 am
    they did the same thing with a hare, but it kept going really fast, then stopping to rest
  32. Profile photo of dreaco
    dreaco Female 18-29
    99 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:19 am
    My turtle tries to bite the other turtle in the mirror, then pees all over the place.

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