The Typical Story About All Relationships... [Pic]

Submitted by: M3chan1caL 5 years ago in Funny

I"ve heard this story once, I"ve heard it a million times...
There are 38 comments:
Male 2,510
Someones bitter
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Female 98
I`d like to kick all adulterers in the throat with my steel toed boots.
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Female 2,415
Yeah, it`s not the `slut` that comes along and ruins everything, it`s the significant other (and yup male or female) that ruins it by doing poo with said `slut`. Said 3rd person cannot make either person in a relationship cheat if they really didn`t want to do it!
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Female 3,001
and by a slut came and ruined it, they mean the guy was dumb enough to get with someone else even though he had something good going on.
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Female 34
pretty sure by that point, the slut wasn`t the one who ruined it. they just took advantage of the situation. hahahah damn.
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Male 25,416
true
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Male 387
Where does it say "Female" slut?
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Female 4,359
that happened to me!
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Male 402
what about when a douchbag shows up and ruins everything? guys arn`t immune either
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Female 446
slut_etta said: i resent this.

*Ok, i chuckled.* :D
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Male 83
+1 to some-guy. I agree.
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Male 2,688
@Oldfrt

Being Pope requires two things: Worshiping God and abstaining from sex... Two things I could NEVER do. Would be great to have my own little bulletproof bubble, though.
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Male 875
short story
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Female 1,798
@ Cyberdyne--nope, just clarifying what i had said earlier :)
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Male 23
@maddux32... No way women cheat just as much as men a lot of girlfriends of mine cheat on there boyfriends. I find the differences is women tend to cheat towards what they think is the end of the relationship or when things get bad where as men cheat when things are good in the relationship and play pickup when things are bad.
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Male 4,902
PsychGeek- somebody sounds scourned
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Male 749
@taylor_stone:[quote]Never cheated ONCE in my entire life...[/quote]

I`m impressed! You never cheat, you never judge anyone, golly, I hope you get elected Pope!
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Male 2,422
Try not sleeping with cheap sluts. It helps.
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Female 1,435
yuuup
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Female 683
This looks like an icon some emo slob would have on their Xanga. Congratulations, IAB. Your winning streak for the day has been eradicated by preteens.
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Male 926
@Satkela......No they don`t. It`s just that men do it on a much greater scale, which makes it more inevitable that eventually we will get caught.
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Female 1,798
@ Tubby12370:

same to you. unclench the bowels, i was never trying to imply that women are 100% innocent in the cheating game.
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Female 1,798
@ DrProfessor:

did i ever once imply that women never cheat? no. i was responding to the post. unclench your bowels and chill.
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Male 2,688
Never cheated ONCE in my entire life... I can honestly claim that... But I can also say I`ve been cheated on by 4 different women... I honestly know more guys who have been cheated on than I do girls who have, and most of my friends are female.

Truth is this, guys who cheat are prone to get into relationships with other women outside their original one, whereas usually women are one night stands. This makes the guys easier to catch in the act. Its not that women are better at hiding it. They have less to hide because men aren`t just hiding that they`re cheating. Men are hiding an entire relationship from the world. Thats not an easy task.

I don`t believe we as animals (and argue the fact if you want, but a more evolved class of animal is ALL we are) are inherently monogamous. Keeping a single mate goes against our primitive coding, but its been a key in `civilized` society for so long, we no longer recognize our true nature.
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Male 2,586
...because the guy came too soon?!
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Male 1,440
Not only men cheat which is a gross statement. PsychGeek, you need to chill.

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Male 3,894
@PsychGeek- Or...you know, the whore of a girlfriend who couldn`t keep her pants off the floor.

It`s not just guys that cheat. In fact, I know more guys that have been cheated on than I know girls who have been cheated on.
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Female 584
Damn those slut who make unsuspecting men and women cheat and ruin perfectly good relationships. It`s not the cheating boyfriend/girlfriends fault at all.

Why is everyone assuming the slut is a woman and that the cheater is a Guy. Women cheat just as much as men. We`re just a little better at hiding it.
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Male 11
"sometimes the girl and the slut are the same"

And they lived happily ever after?
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Male 2,855
sometimes the girl and the slut are the same
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Female 4,086
i resent this.
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Male 1,231
Why blame a 3rd party rather than the person you trusted?
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Female 1,798
yeah the slut didn`t ruin the relationship, the man-whore of a boyfriend who couldn`t keep it in his pants did.

The end.
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Male 15,510
THE END
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Male 758
If the slut comes, then she`s lucky. In a situation like that, I`d be in it just to get mine.
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Female 340
Yep pretty much it never fails.
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Male 904
Ha! I love when people blame the third party for breaking up a relationship instead of their boyfriend/girlfriend. It`s really common but makes no sense.
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Male 178
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