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Date: 05/27/11 06:26 AM

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  1. Profile photo of M3chan1caL
    M3chan1caL Male 18-29
    178 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 6:27 am
    Link: The Typical Story About All Relationships... - I`ve heard this story once, I`ve heard it a million times...
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 6:47 am
    Ha! I love when people blame the third party for breaking up a relationship instead of their boyfriend/girlfriend. It`s really common but makes no sense.
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    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 7:05 am
    Yep pretty much it never fails.
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 7:42 am
    If the slut comes, then she`s lucky. In a situation like that, I`d be in it just to get mine.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 8:00 am
    THE END
  6. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 8:15 am
    yeah the slut didn`t ruin the relationship, the man-whore of a boyfriend who couldn`t keep it in his pants did.

    The end.
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 8:16 am
    Why blame a 3rd party rather than the person you trusted?
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 9:14 am
    i resent this.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 9:16 am
    sometimes the girl and the slut are the same
  10. Profile photo of ObiAnders
    ObiAnders Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 9:39 am
    "sometimes the girl and the slut are the same"

    And they lived happily ever after?
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    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Damn those slut who make unsuspecting men and women cheat and ruin perfectly good relationships. It`s not the cheating boyfriend/girlfriends fault at all.

    Why is everyone assuming the slut is a woman and that the cheater is a Guy. Women cheat just as much as men. We`re just a little better at hiding it.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:31 am
    @PsychGeek- Or...you know, the whore of a girlfriend who couldn`t keep her pants off the floor.

    It`s not just guys that cheat. In fact, I know more guys that have been cheated on than I know girls who have been cheated on.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:47 am
    Not only men cheat which is a gross statement. PsychGeek, you need to chill.

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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:17 am
    ...because the guy came too soon?!
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:26 am
    Never cheated ONCE in my entire life... I can honestly claim that... But I can also say I`ve been cheated on by 4 different women... I honestly know more guys who have been cheated on than I do girls who have, and most of my friends are female.

    Truth is this, guys who cheat are prone to get into relationships with other women outside their original one, whereas usually women are one night stands. This makes the guys easier to catch in the act. Its not that women are better at hiding it. They have less to hide because men aren`t just hiding that they`re cheating. Men are hiding an entire relationship from the world. Thats not an easy task.

    I don`t believe we as animals (and argue the fact if you want, but a more evolved class of animal is ALL we are) are inherently monogamous. Keeping a single mate goes against our primitive coding, but its been a key in `civilized` society for so long, we no longer recognize our true nature.
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:28 am
    @ DrProfessor:

    did i ever once imply that women never cheat? no. i was responding to the post. unclench your bowels and chill.
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:28 am
    @ Tubby12370:

    same to you. unclench the bowels, i was never trying to imply that women are 100% innocent in the cheating game.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:40 am
    @Satkela......No they don`t. It`s just that men do it on a much greater scale, which makes it more inevitable that eventually we will get caught.
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    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    This looks like an icon some emo slob would have on their Xanga. Congratulations, IAB. Your winning streak for the day has been eradicated by preteens.
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    yuuup
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    Try not sleeping with cheap sluts. It helps.
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    747 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    @taylor_stone:Never cheated ONCE in my entire life...

    I`m impressed! You never cheat, you never judge anyone, golly, I hope you get elected Pope!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    PsychGeek- somebody sounds scourned
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    Some-Guy Male 18-29
    23 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    @maddux32... No way women cheat just as much as men a lot of girlfriends of mine cheat on there boyfriends. I find the differences is women tend to cheat towards what they think is the end of the relationship or when things get bad where as men cheat when things are good in the relationship and play pickup when things are bad.
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    @ Cyberdyne--nope, just clarifying what i had said earlier :)
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    short story
  27. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    @Oldfrt

    Being Pope requires two things: Worshiping God and abstaining from sex... Two things I could NEVER do. Would be great to have my own little bulletproof bubble, though.
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    clancy54 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    +1 to some-guy. I agree.
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    slut_etta said: i resent this.

    *Ok, i chuckled.* :D
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    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    what about when a douchbag shows up and ruins everything? guys arn`t immune either
  31. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 12:00 am
    that happened to me!
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    zeegrr Male 40-49
    140 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 12:17 am
    Where does it say "Female" slut?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    true
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    BlindMelon Female 18-29
    34 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    pretty sure by that point, the slut wasn`t the one who ruined it. they just took advantage of the situation. hahahah damn.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 1:56 am
    and by a slut came and ruined it, they mean the guy was dumb enough to get with someone else even though he had something good going on.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 9:48 am
    Yeah, it`s not the `slut` that comes along and ruins everything, it`s the significant other (and yup male or female) that ruins it by doing poo with said `slut`. Said 3rd person cannot make either person in a relationship cheat if they really didn`t want to do it!
  37. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    I`d like to kick all adulterers in the throat with my steel toed boots.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 4:59 am
    Someones bitter

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