The Run Of The Renegade Tractor

Submitted by: obscureabyss 5 years ago Funny

Well, that"s what you get for taking your tractor to Wal-Mart.
There are 18 comments:
Male 3
Judging by some of your comments you`ve never been around tractors much. To get into the cab you have to step in front of the large rear tires on either side. One misjudged step or slip and splat, your name gets added to the story, just not in the way you wanted it.
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Male 562
Honey, where did we park the car? Kick ass!
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Male 32
News Article about it.

News article says somebody started it up and put it in gear. I was hoping, since it was an enclosed cab it was locked. That would explain all the idiots who just watched it do all that damage. Nope, not locked....they were just scared to stop it.
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Male 3,431
If I were to guess what happened, the tractor has an auto start, a common feature in Northern latitudes, and was left in gear. This happened in Alaska to a friend of mine, they parked the truck and the Autostart came on every two hours, by the time they arrived in the morning, the truck had plowed through the garage and into an office nearby.
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Male 25,416
Why wont people grow some balls and jump in the tractor
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Female 2,764
What`s the backstory?
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Male 17,512
"Oh, The trees.." To hell with the trees, Look at the damage to the cars.
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Male 2,344
Anytime the owner would like to come out, and try and jump on it or something.. That`d be wonderful.

Or at least have the car owners get in and move their cars.
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Male 1,929
A classic example of diffused responsibility.
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Male 196
Well that was 6 wasted f***ing minutes of my life that I`ll never get back....that was about as dull as a mayonnaise sandwich.
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Male 161
Someone is no longer a tractor driver...
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Male 36,301
That was something! Lolz!
And the kid worried about the tree? oy!
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Male 40
almost 6 minutes before thinking about jumping on it? seriously? it was going so slow
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Male 1,053
So this is why NASCAR is so fascinating? Watching something go round in circles until some cars get destroyed?
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Male 758
Aw, man...the poor wage-slave that just financed that new car is going to be soooo pissed when their lunch break comes...
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Male 37,888

why? were they out of cheese logs or something?
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Female 10
Link: The Run Of The Renegade Tractor [Rate Link] - Well, that`s what you get for taking your tractor to Wal-Mart.
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