The Reason Behind Bin Ladens Burial At Sea

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Funny

The real reason behind Osama"s burial at sea finally revealed. This answers everything.
There are 28 comments:
Male 694
That`s it. Retarded Bear is definitely a robot.
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Male 562
That will make for some good crab grounds.
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Female 265
lmao
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Male 437
"yes retardedbear, and someone`s mom being fat enough to play pool with the planets isnt funny either.... cause it`s just not possible!!!"

Yes, you are correct. That is among the lamest of "your mom is so" jokes, which are already among the lamest of all jokes.

In fact, that one is so inconceivable that there is really no way to picture it. What is her pool stick made out of? Is she using a giant, solar system sized pool table, or just knocking them around space? When she hits a planet with her stick, does it shoot off like a cue ball, or does it simply explode from the sheer kinetic energy of her massive pool stick? If it does indeed shoot off like a cue ball, what happens when it collides with another planet?
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Male 570
yes retardedbear, and someone`s mom being fat enough to play pool with the planets isnt funny either.... cause it`s just not possible!!!
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Male 2,033
Lies, we all know the dumped him with the decepticons.
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Male 2,855
i will call you a retarded poop
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Male 123
@RETARDBEAR

The ridiculousness IS the joke, you humorless robot. Of course poo like this isn`t possible.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha lol
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Male 437
"I`ll just leave that right there so IABers can appreciate the irony."

You miss my point. It would be funny IF the situation were even remotely possible.

They are over the ocean, which is almost 1000 miles from Abbottabad, and the one soldier is just now confirming that they captured him. Considering the target, they would obviously have him strapped in. If they did drop him in the water, they would just turn around and pick him up, considering they are in a helicopter over calm seas.

The punchline is humorous in nature, but it is so ridiculously absurd that I cannot laugh. Call me a party pooper, or a humorless robot, whatever floats your bin Laden.
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Male 770
seems plausible
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Male 10,855
hehe
At least he dead!

[quote]on an utterly ridiculous interpretation of events[/quote]

I`ll just leave that right there so IABers can appreciate the irony.
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Male 437
"RETARDEDBEAR is retarded, he no getz the funneh."

Clearly I understand the joke. The problem is that it is premised on an utterly ridiculous interpretation of events. Thus, it is not funny.
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Female 3,001
hahahahahaahhahahahaa
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Male 423
I laughed hard at this
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Male 41,153
[email protected]! Oh well, we`ll just say we shot him.
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Male 174
Okay that was pretty funny. If Osama had eye holes he would look like a klansman...
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Male 670
RETARDEDBEAR is retarded, he no getz the funneh.
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Male 394
That is good enough for me.
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Female 2,769
I liked that. lol
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Male 229
rofl
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Male 437
In the middle of the ocean, in the middle of the day, they are just now reporting that they got him? Why wouldn`t they turn around and get him out of the water? Might be funny if it made any sense at all.
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Male 341
@ Parasite
Russel Howard?
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Male 15,510
Saw that coming from a mile away, also I think "It could save your life" is not really the best fitting quote for this
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Male 141
here something ironic. Osama Bin Laden is an anagram for `Lob da man in sea`
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Male 2,586
Page 404 - Osama not found
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Male 40,259

Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom


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Female 8,043
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