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Date: 05/09/11 07:15 AM

28 Responses to The Reason Behind Bin Ladens Burial At Sea

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    Link: The Reason Behind Bin Ladens Burial At Sea - The real reason behind Osama`s burial at sea finally revealed. This answers everything.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 9, 2011 at 7:26 am

    Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom


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    beternal Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2011 at 7:30 am
    Page 404 - Osama not found
  4. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 7:36 am
    here something ironic. Osama Bin Laden is an anagram for `Lob da man in sea`
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2011 at 7:49 am
    Saw that coming from a mile away, also I think "It could save your life" is not really the best fitting quote for this
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    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 8:14 am
    @ Parasite
    Russel Howard?
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 8:38 am
    In the middle of the ocean, in the middle of the day, they are just now reporting that they got him? Why wouldn`t they turn around and get him out of the water? Might be funny if it made any sense at all.
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    Ontario Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2011 at 9:17 am
    rofl
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:18 am
    I liked that. lol
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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:35 am
    That is good enough for me.
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    Gottamgear Male 18-29
    670 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 10:12 am
    RETARDEDBEAR is retarded, he no getz the funneh.
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    lwhoffman Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Okay that was pretty funny. If Osama had eye holes he would look like a klansman...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 9, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Ooops@! Oh well, we`ll just say we shot him.
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    Renaud- Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2011 at 11:10 am
    I laughed hard at this
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2011 at 11:45 am
    hahahahahaahhahahahaa
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 11:46 am
    "RETARDEDBEAR is retarded, he no getz the funneh."

    Clearly I understand the joke. The problem is that it is premised on an utterly ridiculous interpretation of events. Thus, it is not funny.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    hehe
    At least he dead!

    on an utterly ridiculous interpretation of events

    I`ll just leave that right there so IABers can appreciate the irony.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    seems plausible
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    "I`ll just leave that right there so IABers can appreciate the irony."

    You miss my point. It would be funny IF the situation were even remotely possible.

    They are over the ocean, which is almost 1000 miles from Abbottabad, and the one soldier is just now confirming that they captured him. Considering the target, they would obviously have him strapped in. If they did drop him in the water, they would just turn around and pick him up, considering they are in a helicopter over calm seas.

    The punchline is humorous in nature, but it is so ridiculously absurd that I cannot laugh. Call me a party pooper, or a humorless robot, whatever floats your bin Laden.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    ha ha ha lol
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    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    @RETARDBEAR

    The ridiculousness IS the joke, you humorless robot. Of course poo like this isn`t possible.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    i will call you a retarded poop
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Lies, we all know the dumped him with the decepticons.
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:08 am
    yes retardedbear, and someone`s mom being fat enough to play pool with the planets isnt funny either.... cause it`s just not possible!!!
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 6:06 am
    "yes retardedbear, and someone`s mom being fat enough to play pool with the planets isnt funny either.... cause it`s just not possible!!!"

    Yes, you are correct. That is among the lamest of "your mom is so" jokes, which are already among the lamest of all jokes.

    In fact, that one is so inconceivable that there is really no way to picture it. What is her pool stick made out of? Is she using a giant, solar system sized pool table, or just knocking them around space? When she hits a planet with her stick, does it shoot off like a cue ball, or does it simply explode from the sheer kinetic energy of her massive pool stick? If it does indeed shoot off like a cue ball, what happens when it collides with another planet?
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    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    lmao
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    That will make for some good crab grounds.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    That`s it. Retarded Bear is definitely a robot.

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