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Date: 05/20/11 04:11 PM

39 Responses to The Rapture: Just In Case You`re Worried [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    Link: The Rapture: Just In Case You`re Worried - Just in case you think there`s even the slightest chance that God might smite us with his rapture, remember this...
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    The first Christian prediction of this was for before the end of the first century AD. There have been dozens since. I expect there will be dozens more in the future.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    People need to get over the fact that NO ONE can ever know exactly when the Rapture would happen. There have been a thousand instances of people believing it was coming and it never did. Its called mass hysteria. Something similar happened some decades ago when HG Wells` War of the Worlds was read over the radio and people actually BELIEVED we were being invaded by aliens. Everything we`re seeing is exactly what happens when society becomes too attached to something that is blatantly fiction. If he were alive today, the person who compiled the bible stories into a book would probably be laughing his ass off right now at the craziness that exists because of it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    Jehovahs Witnesses said the end would be no later than
    August 1975.





    so . . .


    what`s up with that?

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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    People need to get over the fact that rapture isn`t real, and will never happen.
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    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    @Intaresting
    People will never get over it. Quoting Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I`m not sure about the former."
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    "Jehovahs Witnesses said the end would be no later than
    August 1975."

    Nobody said that officially and most of the people who thought it would happen and it ended up not ended up leaving the religion. Nobody knows when it will happen.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    So who`s down for some post-rapture looting?
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    Rapture? R-A-P-T-U-R-E? Oh, what a relief! I thought RAPTORS were coming!
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    It`s the same person who is claiming rapture will come on Saturday that claimed rapture was coming several years ago.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    JumboCookie - [quote">"Nobody said that officially " [/quote">

    Yes they did. According to the 4Jehova.org website as told by a witness to what the church was saying.
    4Jehova.org 1975 discussion
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    Sweet.
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    Totally not worried. Atheist here, but I hear god is a pretty forgiving being, so I am not worried.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    Oh poo, so I already missed it??
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    I`m pretty sure that the rapture has been predicted every decade for the past 200 decades.
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    it actually happened then but only like 3 people were deemed worthy and the rest of the world didnt realise and just assumed them missing.
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    I am an atheist, but I have read the Bible. In the Bible it says that no one knows when the rapture will come. Any Christian who knows his poo can tell you that.
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    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    Rapture was a city under the sea. It`s so much better down where it`s wetter take it from me.
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    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    @TwoEyezBlind: How dare you try to combine this extremist religious go shi and a classic like "The Little Mermaid."
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    It will actually be October 28th, 2012. They were two decades off.
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    Ohhlivia Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    5 days before I was born! Thank goodness :) would have been a matured fetus in heaven
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    I am an atheist, but I have read the Bible.
    Why would you do that? Seems pointless, like fighting with the ground or reading twilight.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    vv Nah Lazy, I`ve read it cover to cover (seriously). Though I was a born-again Christian in those days.
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    and exactly 4 years later my sister was born...
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    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 1:15 am
    @Retardedbear: 2 decades?
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 1:39 am
    LOL all of these "predictions" are`nt very accurate...
    im starting (am already) to think that jesus does`nt exist........
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 1:57 am
    the world has ended like 6 or 7 times since about the late 70`s
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    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 2:01 am
    Repost IRL
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    ZeroNZ Male 18-29
    8 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 2:11 am
    @emmettyville

    Take a step back, look at the bigger picture, and think for a second. In the Bible it says that the rapture will happen, it doesn`t say when and no person can predict it, I`m a Christian and I didn`t believe it was going to happen at all tonight.

    And Jesus doesn`t exist, not in human form now anyway, he DID though. There may be stupid Christians, but there are just as many stupid people of any other kind of belief system. Just because one nut goes off and spouts a bunch of crap doesn`t mean we all believe it, just like saying all Americans are stupid, just because there are a few shining examples of it doesn`t mean all of them are. All I`m asking is that you think before you post.:-/
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    slimofswiv Male 30-39
    116 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 2:24 am
    predictions? lmao, nobody can see into the future, just not possible, end of, crazy religious fools
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    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 3:32 am
    @slimofswiv Actually, given that time is merely a dimension like the three which make up space, it`s entirely possible that one could see into the future. The trouble is that this would probably only ever be achieved with science, not by dimensional Christians (If you`ll excuse the redundancy).
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    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 7:39 am
    What do you mean no one can predict the future??? I can! Watch. 1. The rapture will not happen today
    2. I will not win the lottery grand prize, ever.
    3. You will be reading this post AFTER, not before or during the time that i typed and posted it.
    4. When and if the rapture does come, so few people will be taken that we will not even notice.
    5. The guy who predicted the rapture will not be taken in the rapture.
    6. People will play football one day.
    7. People will gamble tomorrow.
    8. Someone will light a cigarette at exactly 7:23:18 tomorrow morning. I dont know which time zone.
    9. There are going to be at least 100 people watching television at noon today.
    10. The rapture predictor will not admit he is a fraud tomorrow, or probably ever.
    I am considering filing a class action lawsuit against this man. If the rapture does not happen, he would have been insiting unrest in the population, threatening my life and the lives of billions of othe
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 7:48 am
    I`m lucky enough to own a book called "The End of the World". It lists all the people over the last few MILLENIA that have incorrectly predicted the end of the world. Funny read! If the world is gonna end it probably won`t be with much warning...
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    Smingers Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Lol! That was my 10th Birthday! I am Jesus! Bow down before me!
  35. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    @LaztMe484 Why would I read the Bible? I read the Bible so that I would actually know what Christians are supposed to believe in. Understanding the Bible is essential to understanding people and law. It is impossible to live in a Christian society without having been influenced by the Bible. Besides, there`s nothing better than proving a religious person wrong by quoting the Bible that they claim to live their lives by. The Bible is a long read, but it is one of the most important books you could ever read.
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    slimofswiv Male 30-39
    116 posts
    May 22, 2011 at 5:58 am
    @nayrbarr time is a man made thing, there is only the moment we are in right now, no past, no future, and besides, i wasn`t really getting at that, i was getting at religious nuts all over america, sort your heads out, the bible is utter bollocks
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    May 22, 2011 at 6:45 am
    I iz in your Rapture threads:



    Being all sarcastic!
    (last one, I promise!)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    May 22, 2011 at 6:56 am
    It`s so much better down where it`s wetter take it from me.
    @TwoEyezBlind, THAT is really funny!! thx for the LoLz!
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 9:38 am
    "I like to read the Bible. I don`t understand all of it, but I understand some of it. MmmHmm!"

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