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43 Responses to The Illustrated Guide To Sleeping Positions [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:35 am
    Link: The Illustrated Guide To Sleeping Positions - Which one are you?
  2. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:43 am
    This was not funny. I am bored.
  3. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:43 am
    I`m the swimmer and occasionally the bunny.
  4. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:46 am
    Usually the fetus, the swimmer if I can`t sleep, and twice a month, the fear of what`s to come.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3285 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:53 am
    the holy father is so wrong.
  6. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2513 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:00 am
    I`m the runner.

    "This was not funny."
    What makes you think everything that`s posted on this site has to be funny?
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    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:11 am
    I don`t get the Obama one. But the rest of them were funny. Sometimes I sleep in the fetus position, but most of the time I sleep in this really awkward way, with one leg bent at the knee like a flamingo or some poo.
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    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:13 am
    Lol The Obama
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:24 am
    I dont know. Im asleep.
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Im the oh sh*t a bear sleeper
  11. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:49 am
    "This was not funny. I am bored."

    Way to be blant. And what Rob said

    I lol`d. I`m usually fetus, runner or snake

    lol`Bama
  12. Profile photo of Ontario
    Ontario Male 18-29
    229 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:55 am
    Im the swimmer
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Usually the awkward hookup for me and my man..

    lawls.
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    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:31 am
    The fear of what`s to come and oh sh*t a bear... Don`t ask me why.
  15. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2748 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:38 am
    Orgy
  16. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:48 am
    Usually Hookup, orgy and abduction lol
  17. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:51 am
    The holy father... with my teddy bear snuggums

    ...what?
  18. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    The awkward hookup. This bitch needs her own space.
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    lolz at the orgy
  20. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    The sprawl and the fear of what`s to come... although that`s more of a pre-sleep trance of agonizing hysteria.
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    isn`t orgy and abduction the same thing?

    it`s just me isn`t it...
  22. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3915 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    what if you sleep horizontally?

    ...my bed has a groove in the middle and sleeping horizontal is comfy...=(
  23. Profile photo of notcname
    notcname Male 18-29
    66 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    Excellent post. Don`t do it again.
  24. Profile photo of dustercat21
    dustercat21 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    what about the figure 4? lol
  25. Profile photo of vVvBrock
    vVvBrock Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    The swimmer. Every night.
  26. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    The swimmer....but with a leg up.
  27. Profile photo of FreedomFrie
    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    What if you`re a swimmer when you start to sleep and a fetus later that night - does that make me a sperm?
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    hm.... the runner or the fetus, kinda.

    @fivezones
    and because some people find it funny and have standards that allow them to find humor in the "oh $h!t a bear" one at least.
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    what about dirt sleep or nap really or eternal sleep. And the one where you wake up panicked cause you weren`t breathing. That one sux!
  30. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    the swimmer except im faced up
  31. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 3:44 am
    The sprawl
  32. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2553 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 3:44 am
    >idiotfilter
    Technically, you sleep horisontally when your laying in bed whichever way. I see what you mean, but I find it difficult to put it into words without it conflicting with the basic position one is in when sleeping.
  33. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:39 am
    Im the night owl...
  34. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 8:22 am
    the fear of what`s to come...
    yes, i`m afraid of the dark and see monsters in all those shadows.
  35. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    I`m the really awkward hookup only wearing the cyclist`s getup.
  36. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    I combine the awkward hookup with the abduction. Except I`m not the one sleeping.
  37. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    hookup :D
  38. Profile photo of darkworld605
    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    swimmer
  39. Profile photo of thehitcher
    thehitcher Male 18-29
    237 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    when i do sleep the sprawl. but most nights the night owl;)
  40. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 1:05 am
    Needs two more entries- the blankethog & the bedhog. Wife`s got those down!
  41. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    ....I usually fall asleep on my stomach with my arms kinda folded in under my chest, hands under my neck and my legs make a 4. if someone could name that sleep position that would be nice.
  42. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2415 posts
    May 25, 2011 at 9:26 am
    The Runner.
  43. Profile photo of DrCat
    DrCat Male 30-39
    70 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 11:26 am
    I have done the blogger more than once.

    Once my nose got stuck on the `z` key as I slept.

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