The Illustrated Guide To Sleeping Positions [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago Funny

Which one are you?
There are 43 comments:
Male 70
I have done the blogger more than once.

Once my nose got stuck on the `z` key as I slept.
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Female 2,415
The Runner.
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Female 355
....I usually fall asleep on my stomach with my arms kinda folded in under my chest, hands under my neck and my legs make a 4. if someone could name that sleep position that would be nice.
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Male 521
Needs two more entries- the blankethog & the bedhog. Wife`s got those down!
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Male 237
when i do sleep the sprawl. but most nights the night owl;)
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Male 75
swimmer
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Male 214
hookup :D
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Male 1,815
I combine the awkward hookup with the abduction. Except I`m not the one sleeping.
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Male 1,595
I`m the really awkward hookup only wearing the cyclist`s getup.
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Female 1,356
the fear of what`s to come...
yes, i`m afraid of the dark and see monsters in all those shadows.
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Male 2,688
Im the night owl...
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Male 2,553
>idiotfilter
Technically, you sleep horisontally when your laying in bed whichever way. I see what you mean, but I find it difficult to put it into words without it conflicting with the basic position one is in when sleeping.
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Male 3,076
The sprawl
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Male 208
the swimmer except im faced up
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Male 562
what about dirt sleep or nap really or eternal sleep. And the one where you wake up panicked cause you weren`t breathing. That one sux!
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Female 1,324
hm.... the runner or the fetus, kinda.

@fivezones
and because some people find it funny and have standards that allow them to find humor in the "oh $h!t a bear" one at least.
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Male 243
What if you`re a swimmer when you start to sleep and a fetus later that night - does that make me a sperm?
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Female 535
The swimmer....but with a leg up.
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Male 177
The swimmer. Every night.
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Female 121
what about the figure 4? lol
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Male 66
Excellent post. Don`t do it again.
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Male 3,915
what if you sleep horizontally?

...my bed has a groove in the middle and sleeping horizontal is comfy...=(
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Male 875
isn`t orgy and abduction the same thing?

it`s just me isn`t it...
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Male 3,894
The sprawl and the fear of what`s to come... although that`s more of a pre-sleep trance of agonizing hysteria.
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Male 25,416
lolz at the orgy
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Female 2,674
The awkward hookup. This bitch needs her own space.
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Male 311
The holy father... with my teddy bear snuggums

...what?
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Female 1,623
Usually Hookup, orgy and abduction lol
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Male 2,748
Orgy
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Male 243
The fear of what`s to come and oh sh*t a bear... Don`t ask me why.
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Female 1,743
Usually the awkward hookup for me and my man..

lawls.
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Male 229
Im the swimmer
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Female 4,225
"This was not funny. I am bored."

Way to be blant. And what Rob said

I lol`d. I`m usually fetus, runner or snake

lol`Bama
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Male 15,510
Im the oh sh*t a bear sleeper
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Male 6,694
I dont know. Im asleep.
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Female 426
Lol The Obama
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Female 683
I don`t get the Obama one. But the rest of them were funny. Sometimes I sleep in the fetus position, but most of the time I sleep in this really awkward way, with one leg bent at the knee like a flamingo or some poo.
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Male 2,514
I`m the runner.

"This was not funny."
What makes you think everything that`s posted on this site has to be funny?
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Male 3,285
the holy father is so wrong.
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Male 1,540
Usually the fetus, the swimmer if I can`t sleep, and twice a month, the fear of what`s to come.
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Male 10,440
I`m the swimmer and occasionally the bunny.
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Male 10,339
This was not funny. I am bored.
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Female 596
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