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Date: 05/18/11 09:01 AM

35 Responses to The Bullpoo Republicans Say

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 18, 2011 at 6:53 am
    Link: The Bullpoo Republicans Say - The following quotes were made by actual Republicans. As performed by Steven Weber.
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    RPossum Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 9:08 am
    Terrible
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2011 at 9:11 am

    Like Demotards haven`t said stupid stuff?

    I would also get rid of the Dept. of Education. It does nothing. I doesn`t fun any schools, those are paid for through local taxes. But DOE sure spends a lot of money.

    I`d also get rid of the Senate.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 9:25 am
    The blow-up doll scenes were f-ing hilarious.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 9:35 am
    @Gerry: Get rid of....

    Dept. of Energy
    Dept. of Education
    Dept. of Homeland Security
    Environmental Protection Agency
    Department of Agriculture
    Department of Labor

    These need to be state run programs. Put that on the poo Libertarians Say video.

    Also, how come we can say poo on the main page, but not in posts?
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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:36 am
    He is kind of annoying to watch. The quotes are either funny or not, no need to ham it up like a moron.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 9:37 am
    Not only is the government paying for a breast pump, it`s paying for a car seat too!

    GOD I CAN`T BELIEVE MY GOVERNMENT WOULD INVEST IN THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF MY CHILD!

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    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:38 am
    Fun stuff, nut I still can`t get over the fact that Bush (with IMO the best qoutes ever!) was elected not once, but TWICE as president... though there is some controversies to the "election" part I seem to remember.
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 10:10 am
    This is bizarre; the man makes an utter idiot of himself and most of the things he says would be perfectly sensible if this "comedian" (or presumably he is a late comedian, since this clip is by "Funny or Die" and he sure is not funny) was not doing ridiculous things.

    I suppose he never thought of doing a video of "sshhiitt Democrats Say". He could do a couple of hours without stretching back beyond the 2008 presidential election, and the things said would actually be ridiculous, and so funny.

    auburnjunky

    For that I take it you mean they don`t need to be state-run.

    nubblins

    What does it have to do with the government?
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Future tax payer, naturally. ;)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2011 at 10:33 am

    Auburn,

    Also... KILL OSHA!
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    IGORED Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 10:37 am
    so he is going to die correct? cuz that wuz not funny.
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    MildCorma Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 10:38 am
    @randomxp

    Ok, lets roll with "we believe in abolishing the department of education". Yep, pretty sure it`s retarded whichever way you look at it. How about "Gay marriage is going to be the biggest issue..."? Nope, still sounds like someone wants to make it more of an issue than it really should be.

    To be honest I can see how some of these are misquotes, but then I can also see how some of them are actually stupid things to say. Apparently it`s impossible for people to take things with a little bit of salt around here. So they ripped republicans? I`m not sitting here going "yay democrats!", i`m saying some of those things were stupid and others not. You can`t blanket the whole video like "BUT THEY TAKE LIBERTIES WITH MY PARTY SO I MUST GET OFFENDED". This is why most republicans make me facepalm hard, they always use logic and sense! HAH
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 11:49 am
    This guy is trying way too hard.
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    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 11:52 am
    I laughed.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    MildCorma - "lets roll with "we believe in abolishing the department of education". Yep, pretty sure it`s retarded whichever way you look at it. "

    Dept. Of Ed. was created to integrate schools and make sure States comply with Cival Liberties Act. Well, now that that`s done what do they do? The don`t fund schools. They don`t set national standards. They issue money for many stupid ass studies of how schools are failing, which we already knew.

    This is a major problem with U.S. government. Once they start a program, the can`t end it when it`s no longer necessary. Like Affirmative Action.

    Dept. of Ed. is outdated, useless, powerless. Get rid of it.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    lulz
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    well i found this funny
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    I agree with some, not all. Like drating the doll... I agree with that.
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    Deviros Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    ...well.

    the same can be done for Liberals, and Independents, and Fascists, and, well, oh, right, the politicians of _any party_

    This would be because, boys and girls, politicians are stupid, self-centered egotistical bastards who seriously look out for no one but themselves.

    Anyone who seriously gets behind any current party`s leaders (not the party, duh) is insane.

    Oh, and making videos like this, that only focus on one side, is NOT helping the problem, it`s only making the other idiots look better by virtue of omission.

    I will never understand this hatred between parties either =/ It`s stupid.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    Gerry: I agree, Anyone remember why the Dept. of Energy was started ? Jimmy Carter started it with the goal of ending America`s dependency on foreign oil. 40 years later and we are more dependent on it now than ever and the Dept. of Energy now has it`s greasy hands into nearly everything.
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    zephid Male 30-39
    92 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    So, ...How so we change the title to `Truthful Republican Quotes?

    And, yes, blow-up dolls are funny.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    the liberal crap is getting old
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    MildCorma

    "Gay marriage is going to be the biggest issue..."

    That is why I said "most". Wow, this man found one example of a politician from a party he disagrees with exaggerating the importance of an issue about which that politician felt strongly.

    As for the education department thing, I reckon even the UK DfE should be abolished, and that actually has a role. In the US education is a state responsibility, so why do they (you?) have a federal department?

    The GOP is not my party. First I am not American, second I am libertarian. I am just amazed that just because a left-wing idiot quotes Republicans while doing stupid things people assume that the quotes are stupid. Mentioning the Democrats was just to point out that you have a President/VP pairing that has given us the richest vein of idiotic quotes ever (personally and through their groupies), many of which would also be more amusing in this video.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    @Deviros... i`m voting for you if you run ok? or you can be my campaign manager eh? either way love the way you think. i agree 100%
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    champbronc3 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    I wonder what they`ll say about this:

    http://www.manwhotooktheshot.tk
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    This is class vs crass.



    Bush speech after capture of Saddam:

    “The success of yesterday`s mission is a tribute to our men and women now serving in Iraq.

    The operation was based on the superb work of intelligence analysts who found the dictator`s footprints in a vast country. The operation was carried out with skill and precision by a brave fighting force. Our servicemen and women and our coalition allies have faced many dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime, and in their effort to bring hope and freedom to the Iraqi people. Their work continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of the nation, I thank the members of our Armed Forces and I congratulate `em.”



    Obama speech a week ago Sunday:

    .”..and so shortly after taking office, I directed Leon Panetta, the director of the CIA, to make the killing or capture of bin Laden the top priorit
  28. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    the top priority of our war against al Qaeda, even as we continued our broader efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat his network.

    Then, last August, after years of painstaking work by our intelligence community, I was briefed on a possible lead to bin Laden. It was far from certain, and it took many months to run this thread to ground. I met repeatedly with my national security team as we developed more information about the possibility that we had located bin Laden hiding within a compound deep inside of Pakistan. And finally, last week, I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action, and authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice.

    Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan.”
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    Don`t you love the President`s modesty, mykunter?
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 12:26 am
    what was wrong with the gay marriage quote? It`s true, it`s a huge issue and will have impacts. Was discontinuing segregation not a huge issue? Did it not have impacts? Just sayin`
    Also
    A) this was kinda funny
    B) would love to see the dem version of this cuz i know they`ve said some f`ed up sh^t too
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    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:54 am
    @SmilinSam - lol - thank you =)

    But I`m pretty sure I wouldn`t last 10 minutes in office before being assassinated - i`d be ticking off WAY too many people...

    You`re a woman - everyone would be too caught up in "first female president" to care that you were fixing things! You`d be safe! Let me know when that campaign manager position opens! =D
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    Jofferwry Female 18-29
    162 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:06 am
    Why do I never find these videos funny.
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    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
    237 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
    Nubblins: "Not only is the government paying for a breast pump, it`s paying for a car seat too!

    GOD I CAN`T BELIEVE MY GOVERNMENT WOULD INVEST IN THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF MY CHILD!"

    How about YOU invest in the health and safety of YOUR child instead of depending on someone ELSE to do it for you.

    There is absolutely no reason the government should be handing out basic necessities for children unless it is on a local level to people who really do need the help. I say local level because that way they can look the people in the eye who say they need help instead of blindly handing out aid to people who are probably looking for something free.
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    birdawg68 Male 40-49
    133 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:22 am
    You have folks who think that big gov should solve everything, to include their personal problems like being to lazy to work. Then you have the folks who think it would be better handled at the state level, where the will of the people and their actual situation is known. I don`t care if its dem or rep. The problem is big gov buys into the big city mindset, and try`s to force it on everyone, while most people with common sense have no desire to live like Californians or new yorkers. If you can`t afford to eat, because you are just to lazy to work, then you should starve to death. Period.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
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    May 25, 2011 at 7:03 am
    Phoneybone, I think the funny part about the gay quote was that the quoted politician said that the gay marriage issue IS GOING TO BE (yup in the future) the biggest issue in the LAST 30 years (yup the past)...

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