The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Entertainment

An awesome collection of the funniest, meanest, and most profane ass-kicking threats in the history of cinema. NSFW
There are 46 comments:
Male 674
Obviously a real-dude put this poo together! I`ve seen every movie listed in this snap-shot and many of them multiple times...but where was Jaws, 2 live & Die in LA, Hilander, Heat, Apocalypse Now or At Close Range? Great list! Could be worked on a little more? But who has the time?
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Male 958
My fav was the one where he says hes going to drat his face...
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Male 3,431
I`ll kick your ass so hard you`ll have to unbutton your collar to s#!t...
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Female 123
I loved it! I kept trying to move on to the next post but I just couldn`t.
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Male 9
...to the blood bank.
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Male 6
A very awesome sellection. I have most of those movies so I agree with the choices.
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Male 25,416
Lolz even cartoons made it in
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Male 2,085
No one can make a threat like Samuel L. Jackson.
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Male 2,619
"Whatever you reaching for better be a sandwich coz you`re gonna have to eat it"

Inpspired!! Bravo!
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Male 19
3rd or 4th one... dont f me tony. dont you ever try to f me... lolololol
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Male 876
I think the French soldier from Monty Python should have been the last clip in the video, it would have been quite fitting.
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Male 875
you look like a blueberry
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Male 4,546
Hapkidokid:
To the pain.... though I prefer Inigo Montoya`s.
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Male 1,610
"I can promise you a day of reckoning you won`t live long enough to never forget." - Way of the Gun
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Female 2,415
Hapkidokid, you`re right! I can`t believe the makers of this missed that clip!
Well, this was still epic and awesome.
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Male 209
You know what`s behind the light? It`s not God, it`s me. And I`m gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel `til you choke on your own f**ked up ribs. Now, wake the f**k up!
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Male 109
lol at the censoring
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Male 109
Phone Booth < favourite movie, favourtie quote> [the Caller roosters his gun]
The Caller: Now doesn`t that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he roosters his gun. Now why didn`t he have it roostered? Because that sound is scary. It`s cool, isn`t it?
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Male 1,237
that was quality
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Male 24
To the pain....To the pain means this: if we duel and you win, death for me. If we duel and I win, life for you. But life on my terms....The first thing you lose will be your feet....The left, then the right. Below the ankle. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrist. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average....Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue. Deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. And then your left eye--....Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish--every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries, `Dear God, what is that thing?` will reverberate forever within your perfect ears. That is what `to the pain` means. It means that I leave you to live in anguish, in humiliation, in freakish memory until you can stand it no more; so there you have it, pig, there you know, you miserable vomitous
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Male 792
Best one from They Live: "I`m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I`m all out of gum."
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Male 6,227
"Whatever you`re reachin` for better be a sammich, `cuz whatever it is, you`re gonna haveta eat it!" LOL
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Male 897
"DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!"
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Male 959
did you ever try picking up your own teeth with broken fingers? - Stephen Rea, Crying Game
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Male 58
6:57 Should apply to every case.
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Male 411
No chuck norris?
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Male 181
Yeah, but -- Major Payne?
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Male 559
nicely done
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Male 897
DAMN! That was one of the best compilations of movie scenes I`ve ever seen in my life! Personal favorites were at :19, :56, 1:08, 2:19, 3:09, 3:30, 3:37, 4:28 (Frank Booth, FTW), 4:40, 4:45... Damn too many to mention. This was full of win!
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Male 2,422
It puts the lotion on it`s skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Male 4,902
You`d better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant sh*t on you
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Female 457
I like that they included Home Alone, but they missed the best one:

"I`m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lousy, lying, no good kiester off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, TEN!"
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Female 2,674
Tank Girl!

auburnjunky: YES! Good call.
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Male 4,902
Listen, punk. To me you`re nothin` but dogsh*t, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogsh*t. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog sh*ts ya!
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Male 10,338
Nope. The best is not here.

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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Male 494
My favorites (from ``):
"I`m going to cover a hand grenade in zipper teeth, shove it up your , set it off, pull your intestines and lungs out through the holes and skull you through your goddamn windpipe you piece of "

As for the list, my favorite was "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time"
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Male 840
I think the best ones are understated threats that you know are going to be carried out. Ving Rhames "I am going to get medieval on your ass".

The worst threats are by the US Marines. All bark and no bite.
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Male 569
Needed more Tombstone, and they could have picked a better True Romance line. For example

"I`m the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

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"That smarts, doesn`t it? Getting slammed in the nose. F_cks you all up. You get that pain shootin` through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain`t any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that`s as good as it`s gonna get. And it won`t ever get that good again."
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Male 113
sit yo five dolla ass down before i make change - New Jack City haha Wesley Snipes scarface
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Male 11,739
That`s a sweet collection. I couldn`t even try to pick a favorite.
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Female 515
My favorite by far: Darling, light of my life. I`m not gonna hurt ya. You didn`t let me finish my sentence. I said, I`m not gonna hurt ya. I`m just gonna bash your brains in. I`m gonna Bash `em right the f*ck in"

Also, why are videos with swear words just fine...but we can`t swear in comments??
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Male 840
Some real classics there. Great post.
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Male 182
Epic...but I have to say I think Samual L Jackson, Clint Eastwood and Joe Peshie were on there the most.
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Male 985
6:56 EASILY THE BEST!!!!
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Male 955
pretty good collection
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Female 8,043
Link: The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time [Rate Link] - An awesome collection of the funniest, meanest, and most profane ass-kicking threats in the history of cinema. NSFW
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