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Date: 05/31/11 11:53 PM

46 Responses to The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    Link: The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time - An awesome collection of the funniest, meanest, and most profane ass-kicking threats in the history of cinema. NSFW
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    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    pretty good collection
  3. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    6:56 EASILY THE BEST!!!!
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    Grendal Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    Epic...but I have to say I think Samual L Jackson, Clint Eastwood and Joe Peshie were on there the most.
  5. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Some real classics there. Great post.
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    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    My favorite by far: Darling, light of my life. I`m not gonna hurt ya. You didn`t let me finish my sentence. I said, I`m not gonna hurt ya. I`m just gonna bash your brains in. I`m gonna Bash `em right the f*ck in"

    Also, why are videos with swear words just fine...but we can`t swear in comments??
  7. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    That`s a sweet collection. I couldn`t even try to pick a favorite.
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    Clunkst Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    sit yo five dolla ass down before i make change - New Jack City haha Wesley Snipes scarface
  9. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2011 at 10:11 pm
    Needed more Tombstone, and they could have picked a better True Romance line. For example

    "I`m the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

    Or

    "That smarts, doesn`t it? Getting slammed in the nose. F_cks you all up. You get that pain shootin` through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain`t any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that`s as good as it`s gonna get. And it won`t ever get that good again."
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    I think the best ones are understated threats that you know are going to be carried out. Ving Rhames "I am going to get medieval on your ass".

    The worst threats are by the US Marines. All bark and no bite.
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    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    My favorites (from ``):
    "I`m going to cover a hand grenade in zipper teeth, shove it up your , set it off, pull your intestines and lungs out through the holes and skull you through your goddamn windpipe you piece of "

    As for the list, my favorite was "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time"
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    Nope. The best is not here.

    "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    Listen, punk. To me you`re nothin` but dogsh*t, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogsh*t. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog sh*ts ya!
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    Tank Girl!

    auburnjunky: YES! Good call.
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    I like that they included Home Alone, but they missed the best one:

    "I`m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lousy, lying, no good kiester off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, TEN!"
  16. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    You`d better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant sh*t on you
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    It puts the lotion on it`s skin or else it gets the hose again.
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    DAMN! That was one of the best compilations of movie scenes I`ve ever seen in my life! Personal favorites were at :19, :56, 1:08, 2:19, 3:09, 3:30, 3:37, 4:28 (Frank Booth, FTW), 4:40, 4:45... Damn too many to mention. This was full of win!
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    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:21 am
    nicely done
  20. Profile photo of Omphaloskept
    Omphaloskept Male 40-49
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    June 1, 2011 at 12:39 am
    Yeah, but -- Major Payne?
  21. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:42 am
    No chuck norris?
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    skruffer2 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:53 am
    6:57 Should apply to every case.
  23. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 1:08 am
    did you ever try picking up your own teeth with broken fingers? - Stephen Rea, Crying Game
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 1:47 am
    "DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!"
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 2:30 am
    "Whatever you`re reachin` for better be a sammich, `cuz whatever it is, you`re gonna haveta eat it!" LOL
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 3:34 am
    Best one from They Live: "I`m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I`m all out of gum."
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    hapkidokid Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 4:12 am
    To the pain....To the pain means this: if we duel and you win, death for me. If we duel and I win, life for you. But life on my terms....The first thing you lose will be your feet....The left, then the right. Below the ankle. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrist. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average....Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue. Deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. And then your left eye--....Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish--every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries, `Dear God, what is that thing?` will reverberate forever within your perfect ears. That is what `to the pain` means. It means that I leave you to live in anguish, in humiliation, in freakish memory until you can stand it no more; so there you have it, pig, there you know, you miserable vomitous
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 4:41 am
    that was quality
  29. Profile photo of Fishmanjo
    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 4:58 am
    Phone Booth < favourite movie, favourtie quote>
    The Caller: Now doesn`t that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he roosters his gun. Now why didn`t he have it roostered? Because that sound is scary. It`s cool, isn`t it?
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    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
    109 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 4:58 am
    lol at the censoring
  31. Profile photo of JMaybury
    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 5:11 am
    You know what`s behind the light? It`s not God, it`s me. And I`m gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel `til you choke on your own f**ked up ribs. Now, wake the f**k up!
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 5:50 am
    Hapkidokid, you`re right! I can`t believe the makers of this missed that clip!
    Well, this was still epic and awesome.
  33. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:58 am
    "I can promise you a day of reckoning you won`t live long enough to never forget." - Way of the Gun
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 7:11 am
    Hapkidokid:
    To the pain.... though I prefer Inigo Montoya`s.
  35. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
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    June 1, 2011 at 9:18 am
    you look like a blueberry
  36. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 10:19 am
    I think the French soldier from Monty Python should have been the last clip in the video, it would have been quite fitting.
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    eyesminion Male 18-29
    19 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 11:45 am
    3rd or 4th one... dont f me tony. dont you ever try to f me... lolololol
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 11:47 am
    "Whatever you reaching for better be a sandwich coz you`re gonna have to eat it"

    Inpspired!! Bravo!
  39. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    No one can make a threat like Samuel L. Jackson.
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 1, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    Lolz even cartoons made it in
  41. Profile photo of thadeous65
    thadeous65 Male 40-49
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    June 1, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    A very awesome sellection. I have most of those movies so I agree with the choices.
  42. Profile photo of ganews
    ganews Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    ...to the blood bank.
  43. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
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    June 1, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    I loved it! I kept trying to move on to the next post but I just couldn`t.
  44. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    June 1, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    I`ll kick your ass so hard you`ll have to unbutton your collar to s#!t...
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
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    June 2, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    My fav was the one where he says hes going to drat his face...
  46. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    Obviously a real-dude put this poo together! I`ve seen every movie listed in this snap-shot and many of them multiple times...but where was Jaws, 2 live & Die in LA, Hilander, Heat, Apocalypse Now or At Close Range? Great list! Could be worked on a little more? But who has the time?

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