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Date: 05/29/11 10:02 AM

57 Responses to Stupidest Judge Judy Defendant Ever!

  1. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    May 24, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Link: Stupidest Judge Judy Defendant Ever! - Mamma always told me to tell the truth...
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:09 am
    Wow... I subbed this about a month ago. o.O

    Oh well. :D
  3. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:15 am
    What does he say?
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:17 am
    open and shut case.
  5. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 10:18 am
    What the hell he say??
  6. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Funniest Judge Judy ruling yet. :-D
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:20 am
    buiadh, sometimes it takes a long time to get through all of the submissions. we have hundreds of submissions at any given moment. better late than never right.

    seak, he says there was no ear piece in the wallet he was being accused of stealing. he just admitted to have done the crime by saying this.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:20 am
    I see a lot of people from Europe chastising the USA here daily, and I don`t EVER see you tell them "Go visit a country, then talk sh*t about it."
    To that, (taken from another thread) I would say it`s not necessary to visit. :-D
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    Seak Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:23 am
    Ah thank you Cobrakiller.
  10. Profile photo of mcmals
    mcmals Female 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:28 am
    what did he even say?? I hate that this is how Americans are represented....can`t even properly speak the language
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:48 am
    @McMals, he only mumbled, but he said "there weren`t no earpiece in there, ma`am"
  12. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 29, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Lazyme: I would say it`s not necessary to visit.

    The same goes for visiting Canada or Europe then.
    Many more dumb people live outside the US then in it.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 11:08 am
    Wow....
  14. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Many more dumb people live outside the US then in it.

    Only because there is more people outside the US smart one. Idiots are a global issue, just the US gives them more of a voice then other places. We lock alot of them in the attic and you give them news and political positions.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 11:21 am
    wow, thats just funny
  16. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 11:45 am
    i can`t stand that old woman
  17. Profile photo of getlipscomb
    getlipscomb Female 18-29
    26 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    @evileye
    there ARE more people,
    we lock A LOT of them.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    The same goes for visiting Canada or Europe then.
    When was the last time you saw Canadians or Europeans in a video, acting in a fashion comparable to this post?
  19. Profile photo of Ontario
    Ontario Male 18-29
    229 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Didnt understand what the guy said
  20. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    I hate this show.
  21. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    "Uh, there was no earpiece in there ma-am."

    These were the defendant`s only words... ergo, admitting that they had gone through her things and taken her stuff.

    Its nice to sneak in things that don`t actually happen when accusing someone of something, sometimes the human urge to be right overrides common sense and they blurb out crap... like that.
  22. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    maybe he thought if he told the truth they`d be fined less
  23. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Sorry CrakrJak, I hate to admit it brother but I think Evil_Eye got you on this one. "...ou give them news and political positions." = WIN

    Current Score: Europe 1 / US 0
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 29, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    just the US gives them more of a voice then other places.
    It`s called FREEDOM @evil_eye, something almost unheard of in Europe, the rest of the world, and Canada too sadly.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    It`s called FREEDOM @evil_eye, something almost unheard of in Europe, the rest of the world, and Canada too sadly.
    When did freedom come to mean "give idiots onscreen jobs on television"? That has nothing to do with the concept of freedom. You`re just bandying the word about in the way Americans are often stereotyped as doing - "Why do you disagree? That`s un-American! You must hate freedom! Are you a terrorist?".
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    It`s called FREEDOM @evil_eye, something almost unheard of in Europe, the rest of the world, and Canada too sadly.

    Good to know that when I went to college to follow my goals of Engineering, got a job from my goal and saved up to get a flat for myself with the girl I have been dating for nearly three years... that I was doing it all in slavery. That has really opened up my eyes, thanks.

    Or maybe I was one of the lucky free ones and everyone else I have known all my life was the slaves? Or maybe freedom has just gained some fictitious meanings that are exploited by people to feel good about themselves for jack s**t?
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    May 29, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    Wow, 5Cats. You say some stupid things but that probably takes the cake. Why don`t you just move to the states and stop sullying our slave nation already?
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    I watch a video about someone being a complete moron, I come to the comments section, and it has erupted into America vs the World fight again.

    Dear Lord. Also, 5cats, a lot of the time you have interesting things to say, but sometimes I wonder whether you`re just a pro-troll.
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    clancy54 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    I think the correct score is hood rat thief -1 while every other normal person is at 0. Like all other normal people. Except the people arguing on here. You`re stupid. It will never accomplish anything. At all. Period. Ever. Never. Not once.
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    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    "I think the correct score is hood rat thief -1 while every other normal person is at 0. Like all other normal people. Except the people arguing on here. You`re stupid. It will never accomplish anything. At all. Period. Ever. Never. Not once."

    He may not be old enough to drive but he sure put you guys in your place!
  31. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    You`re stupid. It will never accomplish anything. At all. Period. Ever. Never. Not once.

    Good thing we are not trying to accomplish anything then! We are just bored and trying to kill time by watching pointless videos and making pointless comments.
  32. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    "I didn`t steal that wallet, and I ain`t givin` it back!"
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    Evil_Eye: We lock alot of them in the attic and you give them news and political positions.

    You`re proving 5Cats point about freedom with that remark. Europe is a lot less free than America when it comes to Free Speech and Free Enterprise.

    I have a feeling the Wright Bros. would`ve been jailed or committed in most countries in Europe today for building an unsafe `contraption` that didn`t get bureaucratic approval or proper licenses/permits. That is why most of today`s innovation still happens in America.
  34. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    Crakr, depending on where you are and how cool your neighbors are, you can be jailed here too.
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:16 am
    Europe is a lot less free than America when it comes to Free Speech
    Precious. Seriously, that is precious.

    *saves to favourites*

    It`s not often I openly lolz in the face of dickheads, but dude. Are you serious?
  36. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:47 am
    *high-fives Davymid*
  37. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 1:22 am
    *highfives Davymid*

    Also, CrakJak, Europe IS the region where Geert made his anti-Islam film, and where the Muhammad pics made their notorious debut.
  38. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 2:07 am
    i hope she said that on purpose to trip them up; good on her if so
  39. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    May 30, 2011 at 4:43 am
    "*highfives Davymid*"

    seconded
  40. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 7:14 am
    HAHA dumbass!!!!!
  41. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2011 at 7:49 am
    The video is good, the hilariously misinformed comments about freedom (and an apparent lack of it) in Europe is better.
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2011 at 9:42 am
    I also would like to imply palm-to-palm contact at a raised elevation with davymind.

    Seriously, for a country practically based on freedom, America is pretty sh t when it comes to freedom.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    Who says the guy didn`t already admit to taking her wallet? This is horribly out of context. Also Judge Judy is the worst excuse for a Judge this world has ever seen, she lets her random emotions dictate her fantasy of justice.
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    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    I`d like to know how many of y`all are basing your opinions on the freedom in America on personal experience. I can honestly say that I have never had an experience where I wasn`t able to do something that I would otherwise be able to do in Europe.
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    krisbrown Male 30-39
    161 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    getting into a whole diatribe on freedom based on a reality courtroom show might not be the best way to connect the dots. if you disagree, you should check out spongebob`s take on ozone depletion. really provocative.
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    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    I can say n!gger all day.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2011 at 1:39 am
    why is it always U.S. against Europe, cant we all just unite in our hatred for stupid people. Which by the way come from all walks of life.
  48. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:17 am
    @crudson.
    You spelt it wrong
  49. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2011 at 8:54 am
    OH look more delusions of grandeur from Europe that`s different. Stupid is pretty universal and easy to find when you watch shows that actively seek it. I guess you`d have to be able to smell your own s**to see that though.....
    Oh look Europeans being perfectly perfect......
  50. Profile photo of Somethindark
    Somethindark Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:18 am
    @TheRetardBelowMe

    Europe is not just Germany you twat! European countries have little in common, we all have seperate governements, culture and language. So don`t take a pic from one town in one country and generalise all of Europe with it, you don`t know your poo enough to do so.

    Nice video, to bad it`s about gypsys! Do you know what gypsys are? That`s right, nomads... I knew you had some intelligence in you Bubba, good thing we found it :)

  51. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:42 am
    vv If you took a moment to think you`d see the video was in the UK and yes the picture is in Germany meaning I wasn`t saying europe is all German.

    So don`t take a pic from one town in one country and generalise all of Europe with it, you don`t know your poo enough to do so.

    Oh you mean like how you generalizes all of the USA from a pic or vid????Try again.

    Nice video, to bad it`s about gypsys! Do you know what gypsys are? That`s right, nomads... I knew you had some intelligence in you Bubba, good thing we found it :)

    Yes pikers I`m well aware of hence why I put to show you`re not without trashy people and being nomads would make it most of Europes problem but they really just roam the UK. Now please pull the stick from your ass and wash the sand from your twat.
  52. Profile photo of Somethindark
    Somethindark Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2011 at 11:20 am
    vv
    "I wasn`t saying europe is all German."
    No poo Sherlock, but that was beside the point. You`re trying to slander all of Europe with a pic from Germany and a Vid from the UK. But the cultural differences are to big to do anything like that.
    "Oh you mean like how you generalizes all of the USA from a pic or vid?"
    Yes because I feel I`ve seen enough prove to generalise all of the USA as "dumb". This is strictly my POV, I don`t try to convince others or be right, it`s what I think and I only feel I can do it because you`ve proven to be dumb time and time again. (PS; Is fox news still the most watched news channel in the states?)

    And about the gypsys, you missed the point aswell, gypsys didn`t originate in UK culture, they just came along. Like rats on a ship. So it proves nothing about this "Europe" you speak of.
  53. Profile photo of Somethindark
    Somethindark Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Proof*
  54. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    @Somethindark
    Dude next time you have a thought let it go.

    And about the gypsys, you missed the point aswell, gypsys didn`t originate in UK culture, they just came along.

    They`re considered citizens of the UK though right?? They have also lived in the UK for a few generations and taken in cultural aspects of the UK so that would make them part of your culture.
  55. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 11:38 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
    the racist inside me is laughing hysterically, while I just laugh semi-hysterically at the fact that he`s black and stupid. WHAT A SURPRISE!!!
  56. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:28 am
    wow, bongsmoke.

    people are people...and a lot of people are stupid.

    you`re one of them.
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    Satkela Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 7:57 am
    Why`d they have to be black?

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