Sexy Precious

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird

Precious from monica menez on Vimeo.


Weird sexy short about obsessions....food and otherwise. NSFWish
There are 42 comments:
Female 355
what the drat is this poo?
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Female 1,623
F*cking pizza takes a week to get to your door!
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Male 141
This was pretty sexy until she started shoving dough up her bottom
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Female 1,048
Why ruin 2 perfectly good pairs of fab shoes just to deliver pizza? Tell him to make his own!
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Male 25,416
why?
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Male 439
she`s wearing the totally wrong shoes for hiking...
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Male 190
well I for one wouldn`t eat a scrap of that pizza.
I mean, what if she farts? That pizza will be covered with her bum rubbish and if you want to eat that then you`re just weird no matter how hot she is.
Don`t even get me started on who disgusting putting your fingernails on food is.
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Male 240
weird. Sexy woman, sexy photography, creepy video. On a related note: lovely lips. I`d... oh nvm.
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Male 958
Yeah its like sex in a pizza.. and hes eating nail shavings with glitter... xD
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Female 3,001
well this felt more pretentious than sexy
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Female 13
So... I dont have any kind of food fetish thing or any kind of fetish for that matter buuuuttt I loved this. xD The girl is HOT.
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Male 18
@Ripper no, in fact you and your family should have a celebration on the reaffirmation of your heterosexual desires.

P.S. I`d still eat that pizza.
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Female 4,430
strange.
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Male 1,252
shes hot mostly because she gave zero expression thus showed zero wrinkles (except one at 28 seconds). Although, had i caught her kneading the dough in my kitchen pizza would be the last thing on my mind :P
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Male 302
Ok... it`s officially gotten to the point that I can no longer tell if stuff is legitimate or making fun of something.
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Male 15,832
Out of anchovies? No problem...
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Male 1,313
Is it wrong that this turned me on a little?
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Female 383
Tastes like sex!
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Female 1,893
at first i thought that it was going somewhere fun and artsy but then it just got weiiird.
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Male 183
Sanitation class from culinary school... Ick, ick, ick!!!!!
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Male 2,592
She would never pass the health inspectors
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Male 79
god I hope those pointy bras don`t become popular again
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Female 295
That just seems unsanitary.
Also...if he finds pubic hair does he get it free?
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Male 1,629
i guess that`s one way to make a pizza
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Male 64
ew, anorexic girl.
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Male 6,737
I approve.
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Male 104
idk wtf i just watched but... i loved it
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Male 72
can you say yeast infection? ewww... is that how you get blue waffles?
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Male 3,147
I hope she`s not got a thin crust.
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Male 16
yeee ah , I`ll have a slice of that piece of......
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Male 1,540
Oh hipsters.
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Male 55
Somehow this makes less sense than Salad Fingers
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Male 3,310
Cockroaches! Gotta love the filter! roosterroaches!
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Male 193
There was a place in New york that got shut down for making pizzas just like this. Actually now that I think about it, maybe it wasn`t because of how they made a pizza but because they had rats and roosterroaches.
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Male 3,310
Why did she have to climb a hill to get there? Other than that, the whole thing was erogenously insane.
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Male 5,314
was that a music video or something?
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Male 868
That`s some pizza! Afterwards he`s gonna give her the pepperoni!
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Male 39,913

hideous.
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Male 341
I wonder if dominoes makes dominated pizzas like this.. If their employees looked like here I dont think id mind lol
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Male 14,331
Lucky pizza dough!!
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Female 131
Well, that was weird.
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Female 8,043
Link: Sexy Precious [Rate Link] - Weird sexy short about obsessions....food and otherwise. NSFWish
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