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Category: Weird
Date: 05/27/11 10:02 AM

42 Responses to Sexy Precious

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    Link: Sexy Precious - Weird sexy short about obsessions....food and otherwise. NSFWish
  2. Profile photo of snorlax13
    snorlax13 Female 18-29
    131 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Well, that was weird.
  3. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:24 am
    Lucky pizza dough!!
  4. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:25 am
    I wonder if dominoes makes dominated pizzas like this.. If their employees looked like here I dont think id mind lol
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:33 am

    hideous.
  6. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:34 am
    That`s some pizza! Afterwards he`s gonna give her the pepperoni!
  7. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:35 am
    was that a music video or something?
  8. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:44 am
    Why did she have to climb a hill to get there? Other than that, the whole thing was erogenously insane.
  9. Profile photo of rynEnigma
    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:45 am
    There was a place in New york that got shut down for making pizzas just like this. Actually now that I think about it, maybe it wasn`t because of how they made a pizza but because they had rats and roosterroaches.
  10. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Cockroaches! Gotta love the filter! roosterroaches!
  11. Profile photo of Jonno22
    Jonno22 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:53 am
    Somehow this makes less sense than Salad Fingers
  12. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:07 am
    Oh hipsters.
  13. Profile photo of readyfisher
    readyfisher Male 60-69
    15 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:40 am
    yeee ah , I`ll have a slice of that piece of......
  14. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    I hope she`s not got a thin crust.
  15. Profile photo of craigarlen
    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    can you say yeast infection? ewww... is that how you get blue waffles?
  16. Profile photo of Ender27
    Ender27 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    idk wtf i just watched but... i loved it
  17. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    I approve.
  18. Profile photo of BBBBB
    BBBBB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    ew, anorexic girl.
  19. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    i guess that`s one way to make a pizza
  20. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    That just seems unsanitary.
    Also...if he finds pubic hair does he get it free?
  21. Profile photo of Mothrog
    Mothrog Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    god I hope those pointy bras don`t become popular again
  22. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    She would never pass the health inspectors
  23. Profile photo of blounsb999
    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    Sanitation class from culinary school... Ick, ick, ick!!!!!
  24. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    at first i thought that it was going somewhere fun and artsy but then it just got weiiird.
  25. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    Tastes like sex!
  26. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    Is it wrong that this turned me on a little?
  27. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    Out of anchovies? No problem...
  28. Profile photo of deyv87
    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    Ok... it`s officially gotten to the point that I can no longer tell if stuff is legitimate or making fun of something.
  29. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1112 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    shes hot mostly because she gave zero expression thus showed zero wrinkles (except one at 28 seconds). Although, had i caught her kneading the dough in my kitchen pizza would be the last thing on my mind :P
  30. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:43 pm
    strange.
  31. Profile photo of HerpaDerpa
    HerpaDerpa Male 13-17
    18 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 6:17 am
    @Ripper no, in fact you and your family should have a celebration on the reaffirmation of your heterosexual desires.

    P.S. I`d still eat that pizza.
  32. Profile photo of Aprilraquel
    Aprilraquel Female 18-29
    13 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 7:22 am
    So... I dont have any kind of food fetish thing or any kind of fetish for that matter buuuuttt I loved this. xD The girl is HOT.
  33. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 9:22 am
    well this felt more pretentious than sexy
  34. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Yeah its like sex in a pizza.. and hes eating nail shavings with glitter... xD
  35. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    weird. Sexy woman, sexy photography, creepy video. On a related note: lovely lips. I`d... oh nvm.
  36. Profile photo of repost
    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    well I for one wouldn`t eat a scrap of that pizza.
    I mean, what if she farts? That pizza will be covered with her bum rubbish and if you want to eat that then you`re just weird no matter how hot she is.
    Don`t even get me started on who disgusting putting your fingernails on food is.
  37. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    she`s wearing the totally wrong shoes for hiking...
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    why?
  39. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    Why ruin 2 perfectly good pairs of fab shoes just to deliver pizza? Tell him to make his own!
  40. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 5:31 am
    This was pretty sexy until she started shoving dough up her bottom
  41. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    F*cking pizza takes a week to get to your door!
  42. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:36 am
    what the drat is this poo?

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