Screw You, Ohio--I`m Outta Here! [Pic]

Submitted by: DrProfessor 5 years ago Funny

You can just pack up your corn stalks and GTFO.
There are 42 comments:
Male 729
There is one outstanding characteristic about Ohio residents that defies any reason. Ohio drivers are, hands-down, the most monstrously atrocious drivers in the entire Earthly existence of driving history. Ohio drivers are super aggressive and super inconsiderate to the point which they suffer from a delusion where anyone else except them is a horrible driver. The most skilled Ohio driving instructor will make more near-fatal bad driving decisions in a single trip to the grocery store than you will see from a meth-boiled bank robber trying to escape the cops while driving through a school zone near a playground full of kids. Here`s the part that amazes me: Depending on some criteria unknown to me, one Ohio driver can tell what`s on another Ohio driver`s mind by looking at the order of the offenses committed between point A and point B.
0
Reply
Female 28
Haha As someone who lives in Canada and grew up in Ohio, the seasons in ohio were much more consistent than they are here we`re still sitting in the 50`s F here.
But Zuriel makes an excellent point. My parents are both from Ohio and lived in California and that`s where I was born then for some crazy reason they decided to move back to Ohio. Growing up my sister and I always like we`re getting outta ohio and now that we`re out, I miss and she`s thinking of moving back. xD Ohio is just a weird place full of nice people with only the rock n roll hall of fame to keep it worth anything.
0
Reply
Male 1,016
Mackenburger.......A month into summer???? do you have different season`s in Ohio? In this part of the world it`s still spring
0
Reply
Male 1,016
As far as turn signals ....my Dad lived in a very small village and got pissed off at a guy one day for not using his turn signal to turn into his driveway, he asked him why he didn`t. His response was ...Why should I? you know where I live
0
Reply
Male 554
living in Ohio i can tell you this... 90% of the people that leave this state come back. Friends move away for work or what have you... but they always come back to live. This state has everything except palm trees and an ocean beach.
0
Reply
Male 3,431
" what it is...?"
0
Reply
Male 645
Cleveland sucks!

most of Ohio does too, but Cleveland really sucks.
0
Reply
Male 147
@pumba62 Stupid answers from stupid drivers.

I once had a guy driving slowly (around 30mph) ignoring a stop sign and he would hit me from the side if I didn`t break. I followed him and when he stopped (at a local bar) I asked him why the f*ck didn`t he stop! His answer? "Oh, sorry, I didn`t see you."

Really? I was driving a small car, but NOT that small!
0
Reply
Male 1,016
As far as turn signals ....my Dad lived in a very small village and got pissed off at a guy one day for not using his turn signal to turn into his driveway, he asked him why he didn`t. His response was ...Why should I? you know where I live
0
Reply
Male 1,016
Mackenburger.......A month into summer???? do you have different season`s in Ohio? In this part of the world it`s still spring
0
Reply
Male 46
I live in Ohio.. it`s probably the weather. A month into summer and I`m still freezing my ass off.
0
Reply
Female 355
A handful of friends and I took a 9 hour drive across Pennsylvania into Ohio, not only do I live by cornfields but the entire way there was nothing but grass or cornfields...and since I can`t usually sleep or read in a car I was pretty much forced to "sight see"
0
Reply
Male 29
My neighborhood in Cleveland, Ohio was just mentioned by USA Today as one of the 10 best places in the WORLD to bar hop. I could talk about how flight started here, or how Ohio has the most aviation patents or stuff about NASA, but I think the bar hopping thing trumps all of that. In your face I-A-B.
0
Reply
Male 290
@METALLICAROX: Indiana`s white? then let me ask you this, have you ever even been to Gary? (Gary , IN. for the retards)
0
Reply
Male 324
Aellos, I`m in Indiana and I concur. Only Indiana has 3 things in common with Paris Hilton: We are both white, flat and easy to enter.
0
Reply
Male 419
ohio is DREADFULLY dull. not surprising.
0
Reply
Female 3,598
there are only two things to do in ohio, drink or go to church. usually you only do one or the other, i opt for the drinking :-)
0
Reply
Female 3,598
YEAH! LOL im from ohio and i do feel like i want to flee the state, the country, maybe the planet?
0
Reply
Female 33
What`s wrong with Ohio? We get all four seasons (in a span of one week), we have great agriculture (corn...corn and more corn) and we have the greatest cities (for drugs like Dayton and Cincinnati).
0
Reply
Male 2,506
WHAT IS IT! Made me mad.
0
Reply
Male 178
haha very funny *sarcasm*
0
Reply
Male 1,540
What it is?
Ah poo we need us some fried chicken
0
Reply
Male 35
@AngryYouth Thank you so much for using your turn signal. I have to drive to Dayton every day and every time I nearly rear-end an non-nice individual that`s making a sudden turn.
0
Reply
Male 354
Sorry Ohio, but your state does suck. Even the terrain is boring, though the state I currently reside in is only slightly better. GA is full of ignorant people and stupid racist a-holes. Kinda pretty though.
0
Reply
Male 2,690
What is it***?
0
Reply
Male 743
I live in Ohio too, and I`ve been around the nation.. The only complaint I have is the weather. I`ve had times when in the morning there is snow on the ground and my windshield is frosted over, then by the time I head home it`s around 85 degrees. That`s just ridiculous. And actually, most people around where I live use signals. You wanna see bad driving, then you go to Massachusetts.
0
Reply
Male 734
I live in Ohio, and I agree that the whole state sucks. I live in Dayton, Ohio. The most interesting aspect of Dayton is its commitment to aerospace. Most Ohioans don`t use their turn signal, but I do. There are a lot of hick-towns in Ohio, but most of Ohio is suburbs.

@Jasonbobdude I agree, Ohioans drating love football. If you`re not a Buckeyes fan you need to get the drat out of Ohio. If you`re caught wearing a Michigan Jersey in Ohio, you might get your ass whooped.

That about sums up Ohio. Although, Riverboat gambling out of Cincinnati is a bitchin` good time.
0
Reply
Male 25,416
lol
0
Reply
Male 1,586
I`m with Jasonbodude Ohio is just meh. Also aquaman I always use my turn signals, but yea most Ohioans don`t use them, and it drives me frickin nuts.
0
Reply
Male 683

0
Reply
Male 1,598
I live in Ohio, so here`s the answer:

Ohio is just HORRIFYINGLY nondescript. It`s pretty much "Anytown, USA." Crossing any state line into Kentucky, West Virginia, or whatever is just a great feeling for me.

Really, the only noteworthy things about us are our religious dedication to football and weather patterns like the meterological equivalent of PMS.
0
Reply
Male 6,694
Ohio. A great place to do nothing.
0
Reply
Female 120
Ohio: The get the f*ck outta here state.
0
Reply
Male 864
What it is, dawg!
0
Reply
Male 2,419
was the text done by a person from Ohio?
0
Reply
Male 2,703
what it is
0
Reply
Male 82
it`d be less expensive to nuke them from the orbit
0
Reply
Male 37,890

LOL... I love that perspective on it!
Great thinking.
0
Reply
Male 107
i think it`s just Ohio. there are a lot of people in Seattle from there haha
0
Reply
Female 4,225
Lolohio
0
Reply
Male 162
What it is?
0
Reply
Male 3,894
Link: Screw You, Ohio--I`m Outta Here! [Pic] [Rate Link] - You can just pack up your corn stalks and GTFO.
0
Reply