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Date: 05/26/11 09:46 AM

42 Responses to Screw You, Ohio–I`m Outta Here! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Link: Screw You, Ohio--I`m Outta Here! - You can just pack up your corn stalks and GTFO.
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    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 10:00 am
    What it is?
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 10:03 am
    Lolohio
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    gojamesgo Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 10:04 am
    i think it`s just Ohio. there are a lot of people in Seattle from there haha
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 26, 2011 at 10:06 am

    LOL... I love that perspective on it!
    Great thinking.
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    cowboyfrank Male 18-29
    82 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 10:08 am
    it`d be less expensive to nuke them from the orbit
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 10:30 am
    what it is
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 10:58 am
    was the text done by a person from Ohio?
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    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 11:04 am
    What it is, dawg!
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    Squeepy999 Female 18-29
    120 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Ohio: The get the f*ck outta here state.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Ohio. A great place to do nothing.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 11:48 am
    I live in Ohio, so here`s the answer:

    Ohio is just HORRIFYINGLY nondescript. It`s pretty much "Anytown, USA." Crossing any state line into Kentucky, West Virginia, or whatever is just a great feeling for me.

    Really, the only noteworthy things about us are our religious dedication to football and weather patterns like the meterological equivalent of PMS.
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 1:25 pm

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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    I`m with Jasonbodude Ohio is just meh. Also aquaman I always use my turn signals, but yea most Ohioans don`t use them, and it drives me frickin nuts.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    lol
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    I live in Ohio, and I agree that the whole state sucks. I live in Dayton, Ohio. The most interesting aspect of Dayton is its commitment to aerospace. Most Ohioans don`t use their turn signal, but I do. There are a lot of hick-towns in Ohio, but most of Ohio is suburbs.

    @Jasonbobdude I agree, Ohioans drating love football. If you`re not a Buckeyes fan you need to get the drat out of Ohio. If you`re caught wearing a Michigan Jersey in Ohio, you might get your ass whooped.

    That about sums up Ohio. Although, Riverboat gambling out of Cincinnati is a bitchin` good time.
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    42467 Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    I live in Ohio too, and I`ve been around the nation.. The only complaint I have is the weather. I`ve had times when in the morning there is snow on the ground and my windshield is frosted over, then by the time I head home it`s around 85 degrees. That`s just ridiculous. And actually, most people around where I live use signals. You wanna see bad driving, then you go to Massachusetts.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    What is it***?
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    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    Sorry Ohio, but your state does suck. Even the terrain is boring, though the state I currently reside in is only slightly better. GA is full of ignorant people and stupid racist a-holes. Kinda pretty though.
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    Black_August Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    @AngryYouth Thank you so much for using your turn signal. I have to drive to Dayton every day and every time I nearly rear-end an non-nice individual that`s making a sudden turn.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    What it is?
    Ah poo we need us some fried chicken
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    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    haha very funny *sarcasm*
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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    WHAT IS IT! Made me mad.
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    Aellos Female 18-29
    33 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    What`s wrong with Ohio? We get all four seasons (in a span of one week), we have great agriculture (corn...corn and more corn) and we have the greatest cities (for drugs like Dayton and Cincinnati).
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    YEAH! LOL im from ohio and i do feel like i want to flee the state, the country, maybe the planet?
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    there are only two things to do in ohio, drink or go to church. usually you only do one or the other, i opt for the drinking :-)
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    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    ohio is DREADFULLY dull. not surprising.
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    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    Aellos, I`m in Indiana and I concur. Only Indiana has 3 things in common with Paris Hilton: We are both white, flat and easy to enter.
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    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    @METALLICAROX: Indiana`s white? then let me ask you this, have you ever even been to Gary? (Gary , IN. for the retards)
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    melvinotis Male 40-49
    29 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    My neighborhood in Cleveland, Ohio was just mentioned by USA Today as one of the 10 best places in the WORLD to bar hop. I could talk about how flight started here, or how Ohio has the most aviation patents or stuff about NASA, but I think the bar hopping thing trumps all of that. In your face I-A-B.
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    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    A handful of friends and I took a 9 hour drive across Pennsylvania into Ohio, not only do I live by cornfields but the entire way there was nothing but grass or cornfields...and since I can`t usually sleep or read in a car I was pretty much forced to "sight see"
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    MackenBurger Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    I live in Ohio.. it`s probably the weather. A month into summer and I`m still freezing my ass off.
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 4:50 am
    Mackenburger.......A month into summer???? do you have different season`s in Ohio? In this part of the world it`s still spring
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 4:55 am
    As far as turn signals ....my Dad lived in a very small village and got pissed off at a guy one day for not using his turn signal to turn into his driveway, he asked him why he didn`t. His response was ...Why should I? you know where I live
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    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 5:53 am
    @pumba62 Stupid answers from stupid drivers.

    I once had a guy driving slowly (around 30mph) ignoring a stop sign and he would hit me from the side if I didn`t break. I followed him and when he stopped (at a local bar) I asked him why the f*ck didn`t he stop! His answer? "Oh, sorry, I didn`t see you."

    Really? I was driving a small car, but NOT that small!
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    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 7:43 am
    Cleveland sucks!

    most of Ohio does too, but Cleveland really sucks.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 11:51 am
    " what it is...?"
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    living in Ohio i can tell you this... 90% of the people that leave this state come back. Friends move away for work or what have you... but they always come back to live. This state has everything except palm trees and an ocean beach.
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 8:44 am
    As far as turn signals ....my Dad lived in a very small village and got pissed off at a guy one day for not using his turn signal to turn into his driveway, he asked him why he didn`t. His response was ...Why should I? you know where I live
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 8:46 am
    Mackenburger.......A month into summer???? do you have different season`s in Ohio? In this part of the world it`s still spring
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    surprisefire Female 18-29
    28 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 12:57 am
    Haha As someone who lives in Canada and grew up in Ohio, the seasons in ohio were much more consistent than they are here we`re still sitting in the 50`s F here.
    But Zuriel makes an excellent point. My parents are both from Ohio and lived in California and that`s where I was born then for some crazy reason they decided to move back to Ohio. Growing up my sister and I always like we`re getting outta ohio and now that we`re out, I miss and she`s thinking of moving back. xD Ohio is just a weird place full of nice people with only the rock n roll hall of fame to keep it worth anything.
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    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    There is one outstanding characteristic about Ohio residents that defies any reason. Ohio drivers are, hands-down, the most monstrously atrocious drivers in the entire Earthly existence of driving history. Ohio drivers are super aggressive and super inconsiderate to the point which they suffer from a delusion where anyone else except them is a horrible driver. The most skilled Ohio driving instructor will make more near-fatal bad driving decisions in a single trip to the grocery store than you will see from a meth-boiled bank robber trying to escape the cops while driving through a school zone near a playground full of kids. Here`s the part that amazes me: Depending on some criteria unknown to me, one Ohio driver can tell what`s on another Ohio driver`s mind by looking at the order of the offenses committed between point A and point B.

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