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Date: 05/09/11 12:02 PM

80 Responses to Save The Date, I-A-B: Only 12 Days Left [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1273 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Link: Save The Date, I-A-B: Only 12 Days Left - Heh, wouldn`t it be funny if this was legit?
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 9, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    I don`t believe this...but just in case I`m gonna hold off paying the credit card bill
  3. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    I was hoping to actually have a job by that date.
  4. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    like many have said before, not even Jesus knew when he was gonna return, and if Jesus didn`t know then these douche bags certainly aren`t special enough to know above everyone else.
  5. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    Better clean the house.
  6. Profile photo of PhantomX9
    PhantomX9 Male 13-17
    78 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    why does it have to be a day after my birthday?
  7. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2346 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Meanwhile, "Bob" sneaks into town at midnight on May 20th...
  8. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    i`ll pencil that in, thanks.
  9. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    oh shi-
  10. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    i bet this was a group of pranksters who started this and they will dress up like Jesus and pop up all over the place to freak people out. where do i sign up!!! sounds like a hilarious idea to me
  11. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Hmm, could have sworn we rescheduled
  12. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    I wonder what the billboard will say on May 22nd.
  13. Profile photo of snorlax13
    snorlax13 Female 18-29
    131 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    ..we can know?
  14. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Maybe they got Jesus confused with Duke Nukem.
  15. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    Don`t forget... draw mohammed day is the day after!
  16. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    If you read the website it says God destroys the earth on October 21st 2011. "This web site serves as an introduction and portal to four faithful ministries which are teaching that WE CAN KNOW from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011."

    I personally can`t drating stand such bull poo. The website says the dates are 100% accurate. How do they know that when it`s not 21st May??
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    On poop, no what?
  18. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    I wrote an email to them :-

    Interesting to note that your dates are 100% accurate, even though the dates haven`t happened as yet. I assume you can give me next weeks lottery numbers aswell? So i can live my last year on Earth happy and rich. I appreciate your religion but i cannot STAND such nonsense. It`s scare mongering at it`s highest form. Why do you want donations if we`re all going to be killed????

    I cannot wait until May 22nd to pop you over an email and say "told you so"
  19. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    Is that the sequel for the "passion of the christ"?
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja
    Fatninja Male 18-29
    61 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Interesting!
  21. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    wouldnt it be funny if a deluded ( or smart) deformed, poor middle eastern carpenter came back to life?
  22. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    Wait. Is he going to return as an adult or a baby? Cause if he is an adult, I gotta get on my knees and pray but if he`s a baby, I still got some time to repent.
  23. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    Hang on, the world can`t end on 21st May 2011, 11th October 2011 AND some time in 2012, can it? That`s stupid. Everyone can party at my house on 1/1/2013. I promise I`ll be there.
  24. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    "Hang on, the world can`t end on 21st May 2011, 11th October 2011 AND some time in 2012..."

    Apparently the rapture starts on the 21st of May, and ends October 21st. others are saying a zombie apocalypse will start. I welcome it. ;)
  25. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    I blame Project Blue Beam!
  26. Profile photo of Kassandra
    Kassandra Female 18-29
    34 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    Now that I know, I can sleep peacefully!
  27. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    god damn it, I turn 21 five days after! >.< What the hell!
  28. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    I blame Project Blue Beam!
  29. Profile photo of regalia13
    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    lol @ Aedran

    All I can say is it`s going to be an interesting party year in college...
  30. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Sh-t! I`ve got to get my suit pressed, shoes shined, and a haircut!

    Oh, wait...
  31. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    That`s the date of my senior prom, ha
  32. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Jeeez really?! I`ll be either partying or hungover depending on the time
  33. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    damn can`t that lil bastard return after my quarter is over at least. I`ll get the cross ready. Somebody else get the stakes.
  34. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    It`s the name of a ship guys
  35. Profile photo of dumbassbufet
    dumbassbufet Male 13-17
    75 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    i`ll personally call every religious person on this on the 22nd
  36. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    "I`ll get the cross ready. Somebody else get the stakes."

    I like this guy.
  37. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    We killed him once before, we can do it again!
  38. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    Wait wait... what IF jesus/god are truly enemies of the earth but only come around every so many thousand years. The last people that killed him knew this, so they had to pass on the knowledge of how to kill him and make sure it would stand through the times, thus they create christianity, so we now forever know how to kill this evil harbinger of doom... what if.
  39. Profile photo of Vivalavivs
    Vivalavivs Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    They really have some of those down in Texas. I`m not lying. This one`s probably real too.
  40. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    "i`ll personally call every religious person on this on the 22nd"

    At least your id is accurate.

    Do you understand that about 99% of humanity is religious? Do you understand that most of us had nothing to do with these billboards?

    Since atheists believe that they will simply poof out of existence when they die, why do they try so hard to make sure that none of the rest of us miss them when they go?
  41. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    I just read their website and nothing says how they know it`s that day. Stupid people and their stupid stupidity. How embarrassing.
  42. Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    I know exactly where that billboard is...because I live there. /facepalm
  43. Profile photo of defiythelie
    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    " I just read their website and nothing says how they know it`s that day. Stupid people and their stupid stupidity. How embarrassing."

    If I remeber corectly some old guy claims to have found a "code" in the bible that is made up of all the numbers mentioned in the bible, and they guy claimed to have calculated all the numbers some how to come up with that date. This same guy also claimed the same thing back in the 80`s or 90s but of course he was and always will be wrong.
  44. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    Those that seek an end, will find a way to make it be.
  45. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    which one? Louisiana or Christ?
  46. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    There`s a billboard like this in my neighborhood.
  47. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    defiythelie: If I remeber corectly some old guy claims to have found a "code" in the bible that is made up of all the numbers mentioned in the bible, and they guy claimed to have calculated all the numbers some how to come up with that date.

    Simpsons did it.
  48. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    Dammit, that only gives me 3 days to Play LA Noir!
  49. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Its like the movie 23. If you look hard enough, you WILL find what you are looking for. That doesn`t necessarily mean that that is what it actually means.

    Hell, I could claim that god is gay. People that pathologically hate gays sometimes do so because they themselves are gay and can`t face the music. People claim that God hates gays, therefore God might be gay.

    See, something out of nothing. It`s magical, almost.
  50. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    Also, I can sleep well saying that the world will not end on the 21st. If it doesn`t well then I am right. And if it does, well then I`ll be dead anyways so screw it
  51. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    I`m putting this in my iPhone calander alerts right now.
  52. Profile photo of Garganthas
    Garganthas Male 50-59
    11 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    I can`t say that this particular sign is legit but there are many similar ones here in Phoenix. I`m going to have a nice laugh when I get up the day after. Just more ridiculous superstitious religious nonsense.
  53. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    @Ripper398 That will be enough for me, as im devoting every hour after its released to playing it.
  54. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    Dont forget your Tin Foil hat!
  55. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    Do you understand that about 99% of humanity is religious?
    Look what I found! A false assumption! Can I get a cookie?
  56. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    Aw man, I have plans that day. Can Christ come on the 22nd?
  57. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    Oooooh, for their sake, I hope they don`t make a huge event and just wait for him to show up. My guess is that it`s going to be awkward^3. At least.
  58. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    I decided to read up on this diatribe. May 21st is when the rapture comes. That means all us non- repentant sinners not saved by grace will still be here drinking our coffee. Then we will watch before our eyes as the righteous ones shall "poof" disappear before our eyes. Forever groveling at Christs feet for eternity according to EV`s.

    It`s not until 5 months later October 21st when we sinners will be burned to stubble and the world ends.

    Me of course will survive it all. As many times I have walked upon hot lava and only burned the "soul" of my boots. Oh wait! Oops that`s sole of my boots.
  59. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    BTW I am waiting for Nibiru aka... Planet X to pass by and burn us up to a cinder. Well anyway that`s next years doomsday prediction.

    I`m waxing this special surfboard and prepping for the Tsunami Big Kahuna ride to San Francisco when that happens.
  60. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 12:32 am
    Can`t wait to meet him. Maybe he`ll be the next frontrunner for Al-Qaeda.
  61. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 12:58 am
    I know the message. Twinkies for ever. INFIDELS!
  62. Profile photo of SharayaAnne
    SharayaAnne Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:36 am
    All I know is that there are going to be hundreds, possibly thousands, of people sending in their `sightings` of Christ from all over the planet. (Mostly from USA I have no doubt.) Which in turn is just going to make the date into a massive mockery, even more so than it is right now. That date will eventually become the "National The Bible drated Up Day" when we all observe the date where bible lovers were forced to swallow their own words. Up until they bust out the `God doesn`t love any of us any more because of how many heathens roam this planet! Its all your faults that he didn`t show up!`. Yep... that is my prediction for 5/22/2011.
  63. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 2:19 am
    Anybody know where he will show up?
  64. Profile photo of Audizuki
    Audizuki Female 30-39
    108 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:09 am
    "...`sightings` of Christ from all over the planet. (Mostly from the southern USA I have no doubt.)"

    Fixed that for you.
  65. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:27 am
    Is this a farewell tour?? When do tickets go on sale??? Then again if it`s like Cher, he`ll be back 8 or 9 more times in the next 8 years.
  66. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:22 am
    Yeah I`ve kinda read the bible myself, there is nothing to indicate a date of his return. This is a huge case of reading into something that simply isn`t there. Read around, dooms day cults always claim they know the exact date, so far they have been all wrong.

    The JW`s gave up trying to predict the doomsday if that says anything at all.
  67. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:26 am
    Party in Bethlehem!!!
  68. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:58 am
    OH YEAH! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
  69. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:09 am
    So-o-o-o... any details as to WHERE he`s going to arrive? I wonder how many of these churches quietly expect him to arrive in the USA?
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    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Gonna be so awkward in St. Peters when Christ shows up and wants his cut from the centuries of donations taken in his name..... "So um Benny, got something for me?"
  71. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:57 am
    It`s dumbpoo like this that makes someone turn to atheism.
  72. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Its on my prom night. Better be flipping wrong.
  73. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    @ MrAtari: Not sure where he`ll show up, but I`m sure you could find at Burning Man. Good luck.
  74. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Thats probobly the date that america fakes another attack and we start totalitarianism yay!!
  75. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    yah! my birthday!
  76. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    I can`t wait for this to NOT happen.
  77. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    >>I can`t wait for this to NOT happen.<<

    sTole the words from my mouth. This shenanigan is sure to buy all these churches some nice plasma screens from collections.
  78. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:30 am
    But I don`t wanna wait sir
  79. Profile photo of Mr_Eff
    Mr_Eff Male 18-29
    6 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    wecanknow.com
    Matthew 24:36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
    EVEN JESUS DOESNT dratING KNOW
  80. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Save the date? from what? or is it like money that you can save? perhaps they mean remember.

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