Save The Date, I-A-B: Only 12 Days Left [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago Misc

Heh, wouldn"t it be funny if this was legit?
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Male 589
Save the date? from what? or is it like money that you can save? perhaps they mean remember.
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Male 6
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Matthew 24:36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father.
EVEN JESUS DOESNT dratING KNOW
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Male 5,413
But I don`t wanna wait sir
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Male 1,162
>>I can`t wait for this to NOT happen.<<

sTole the words from my mouth. This shenanigan is sure to buy all these churches some nice plasma screens from collections.
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Male 229
I can`t wait for this to NOT happen.
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Female 1,181
yah! my birthday!
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Male 958
Thats probobly the date that america fakes another attack and we start totalitarianism yay!!
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Male 562
@ MrAtari: Not sure where he`ll show up, but I`m sure you could find at Burning Man. Good luck.
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Male 734
It`s dumbpoo like this that makes someone turn to atheism.
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Male 567
Gonna be so awkward in St. Peters when Christ shows up and wants his cut from the centuries of donations taken in his name..... "So um Benny, got something for me?"
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Female 6,381
So-o-o-o... any details as to WHERE he`s going to arrive? I wonder how many of these churches quietly expect him to arrive in the USA?
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Male 3,076
OH YEAH! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
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Male 230
Party in Bethlehem!!!
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Male 1,737
Yeah I`ve kinda read the bible myself, there is nothing to indicate a date of his return. This is a huge case of reading into something that simply isn`t there. Read around, dooms day cults always claim they know the exact date, so far they have been all wrong.

The JW`s gave up trying to predict the doomsday if that says anything at all.
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Male 108
Is this a farewell tour?? When do tickets go on sale??? Then again if it`s like Cher, he`ll be back 8 or 9 more times in the next 8 years.
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Female 108
"...`sightings` of Christ from all over the planet. (Mostly from the southern USA I have no doubt.)"

Fixed that for you.
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Male 1,569
Anybody know where he will show up?
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Female 152
All I know is that there are going to be hundreds, possibly thousands, of people sending in their `sightings` of Christ from all over the planet. (Mostly from USA I have no doubt.) Which in turn is just going to make the date into a massive mockery, even more so than it is right now. That date will eventually become the "National The Bible drated Up Day" when we all observe the date where bible lovers were forced to swallow their own words. Up until they bust out the `God doesn`t love any of us any more because of how many heathens roam this planet! Its all your faults that he didn`t show up!`. Yep... that is my prediction for 5/22/2011.
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Male 562
I know the message. Twinkies for ever. INFIDELS!
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Male 3,631
Can`t wait to meet him. Maybe he`ll be the next frontrunner for Al-Qaeda.
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Male 2,402
BTW I am waiting for Nibiru aka... Planet X to pass by and burn us up to a cinder. Well anyway that`s next years doomsday prediction.

I`m waxing this special surfboard and prepping for the Tsunami Big Kahuna ride to San Francisco when that happens.
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Male 2,402
I decided to read up on this diatribe. May 21st is when the rapture comes. That means all us non- repentant sinners not saved by grace will still be here drinking our coffee. Then we will watch before our eyes as the righteous ones shall "poof" disappear before our eyes. Forever groveling at Christs feet for eternity according to EV`s.

It`s not until 5 months later October 21st when we sinners will be burned to stubble and the world ends.

Me of course will survive it all. As many times I have walked upon hot lava and only burned the "soul" of my boots. Oh wait! Oops that`s sole of my boots.
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Male 2,553
Oooooh, for their sake, I hope they don`t make a huge event and just wait for him to show up. My guess is that it`s going to be awkward^3. At least.
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Male 571
Aw man, I have plans that day. Can Christ come on the 22nd?
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Male 10,440
[quote] Do you understand that about 99% of humanity is religious? [/quote]
Look what I found! A false assumption! Can I get a cookie?
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Male 15,510
Dont forget your Tin Foil hat!
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Male 490
@Ripper398 That will be enough for me, as im devoting every hour after its released to playing it.
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Male 11
I can`t say that this particular sign is legit but there are many similar ones here in Phoenix. I`m going to have a nice laugh when I get up the day after. Just more ridiculous superstitious religious nonsense.
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Male 2,402
I`m putting this in my iPhone calander alerts right now.
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Male 299
Also, I can sleep well saying that the world will not end on the 21st. If it doesn`t well then I am right. And if it does, well then I`ll be dead anyways so screw it
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Male 299
Its like the movie 23. If you look hard enough, you WILL find what you are looking for. That doesn`t necessarily mean that that is what it actually means.

Hell, I could claim that god is gay. People that pathologically hate gays sometimes do so because they themselves are gay and can`t face the music. People claim that God hates gays, therefore God might be gay.

See, something out of nothing. It`s magical, almost.
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Male 1,311
Dammit, that only gives me 3 days to Play LA Noir!
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Male 1,195
defiythelie: [quote]If I remeber corectly some old guy claims to have found a "code" in the bible that is made up of all the numbers mentioned in the bible, and they guy claimed to have calculated all the numbers some how to come up with that date.[/quote]

Simpsons did it.
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Male 1,195
There`s a billboard like this in my neighborhood.
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Female 1,356
which one? Louisiana or Christ?
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Male 2,229
Those that seek an end, will find a way to make it be.
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Male 230
" I just read their website and nothing says how they know it`s that day. Stupid people and their stupid stupidity. How embarrassing."

If I remeber corectly some old guy claims to have found a "code" in the bible that is made up of all the numbers mentioned in the bible, and they guy claimed to have calculated all the numbers some how to come up with that date. This same guy also claimed the same thing back in the 80`s or 90s but of course he was and always will be wrong.
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Female 149
I know exactly where that billboard is...because I live there. /facepalm
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Female 999
I just read their website and nothing says how they know it`s that day. Stupid people and their stupid stupidity. How embarrassing.
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Male 1,054
"i`ll personally call every religious person on this on the 22nd"

At least your id is accurate.

Do you understand that about 99% of humanity is religious? Do you understand that most of us had nothing to do with these billboards?

Since atheists believe that they will simply poof out of existence when they die, why do they try so hard to make sure that none of the rest of us miss them when they go?
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Female 23
They really have some of those down in Texas. I`m not lying. This one`s probably real too.
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Male 4,793
Wait wait... what IF jesus/god are truly enemies of the earth but only come around every so many thousand years. The last people that killed him knew this, so they had to pass on the knowledge of how to kill him and make sure it would stand through the times, thus they create christianity, so we now forever know how to kill this evil harbinger of doom... what if.
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Male 4,793
We killed him once before, we can do it again!
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Male 4,793
"I`ll get the cross ready. Somebody else get the stakes."

I like this guy.
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Male 75
i`ll personally call every religious person on this on the 22nd
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Male 2,506
It`s the name of a ship guys
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Male 101
damn can`t that lil bastard return after my quarter is over at least. I`ll get the cross ready. Somebody else get the stakes.
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Female 1,623
Jeeez really?! I`ll be either partying or hungover depending on the time
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Female 403
That`s the date of my senior prom, ha
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Male 758
Sh-t! I`ve got to get my suit pressed, shoes shined, and a haircut!

Oh, wait...
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Female 212
lol @ Aedran

All I can say is it`s going to be an interesting party year in college...
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Male 294
I blame Project Blue Beam!
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Male 842
god damn it, I turn 21 five days after! >.< What the hell!
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Female 34
Now that I know, I can sleep peacefully!
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Male 294
I blame Project Blue Beam!
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Female 857
"Hang on, the world can`t end on 21st May 2011, 11th October 2011 AND some time in 2012..."

Apparently the rapture starts on the 21st of May, and ends October 21st. others are saying a zombie apocalypse will start. I welcome it. ;)
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Male 2,159
Hang on, the world can`t end on 21st May 2011, 11th October 2011 AND some time in 2012, can it? That`s stupid. Everyone can party at my house on 1/1/2013. I promise I`ll be there.
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Female 295
Wait. Is he going to return as an adult or a baby? Cause if he is an adult, I gotta get on my knees and pray but if he`s a baby, I still got some time to repent.
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Male 3,285
wouldnt it be funny if a deluded ( or smart) deformed, poor middle eastern carpenter came back to life?
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Male 61
Interesting!
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Male 114
Is that the sequel for the "passion of the christ"?
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Male 270
I wrote an email to them :-

Interesting to note that your dates are 100% accurate, even though the dates haven`t happened as yet. I assume you can give me next weeks lottery numbers aswell? So i can live my last year on Earth happy and rich. I appreciate your religion but i cannot STAND such nonsense. It`s scare mongering at it`s highest form. Why do you want donations if we`re all going to be killed????

I cannot wait until May 22nd to pop you over an email and say "told you so"
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Male 25,416
On poop, no what?
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Male 270
If you read the website it says God destroys the earth on October 21st 2011. "This web site serves as an introduction and portal to four faithful ministries which are teaching that WE CAN KNOW from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011."

I personally can`t drating stand such bull poo. The website says the dates are 100% accurate. How do they know that when it`s not 21st May??
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Male 10,440
Don`t forget... draw mohammed day is the day after!
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Male 12,365
Maybe they got Jesus confused with Duke Nukem.
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Female 131
..we can know?
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Male 437
I wonder what the billboard will say on May 22nd.
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Female 4,225
Hmm, could have sworn we rescheduled
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Female 1,435
i bet this was a group of pranksters who started this and they will dress up like Jesus and pop up all over the place to freak people out. where do i sign up!!! sounds like a hilarious idea to me
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Female 1,435
oh shi-
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Female 4,349
i`ll pencil that in, thanks.
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Male 2,670
Meanwhile, "Bob" sneaks into town at midnight on May 20th...
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Male 78
why does it have to be a day after my birthday?
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Male 6,694
Better clean the house.
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Female 3,001
like many have said before, not even Jesus knew when he was gonna return, and if Jesus didn`t know then these douche bags certainly aren`t special enough to know above everyone else.
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Male 10,845
I was hoping to actually have a job by that date.
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Male 37,888

I don`t believe this...but just in case I`m gonna hold off paying the credit card bill
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Female 1,330
Link: Save The Date, I-A-B: Only 12 Days Left [Pic] [Rate Link] - Heh, wouldn`t it be funny if this was legit?
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