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Date: 05/17/11 07:19 AM

32 Responses to Rapture This Sunday Means Craigslist Sales! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:20 am
    Link: Rapture This Sunday Means Craigslist Sales! - As you all know, Jesus is coming back this Sunday. A lot of non-believers are turning to Craiglslist to clean up.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:23 am
    Nope, it definitely falls on a saturday.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:24 am

    Ha! Ronkonkoma`s on Long Island... I gots people there, but they`d be the sort to go with the rapture.

    funn!! ad
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:25 am
    Free is the best price.
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    pwnlord Male 18-29
    69 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:34 am
    I`d bet they wouldn`t get rid of their stuff, just in case.. Buncha hypocrites ;)

    Smart man anyway!
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    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:45 am
    Dates are hard....
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:02 am
    Got to love this man`s attitude.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:10 am
    Man I need to do the same, ill be rich
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:32 am
    Hey all Christians on IAB I have a question:
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    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:56 am
    I have to do this where I live! I need a newer car
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    bLooBaLLd419 Male 18-29
    54 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:00 am
    The 21st is on a Saturday.....
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    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:41 am
    "The 21st is on a Saturday....."

    poo! One less day to live!
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    sacramantic Male 30-39
    159 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:51 am
    I`ll be back!!!
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    c0sm0aut Female 18-29
    68 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:53 am
    There is a website dedicated to taking care of peoples pets after rapture.
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 10:13 am
    I contacted that pet sitter website for after the Rapture to ask if they were hiring. They said not right now but they`d keep me in mind. lol
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 11:47 am
    I know quite a few Scouse football fans who would be quite happy for the world to end before Sunday.
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 11:48 am
    I can`t wait to put this up on the 24th
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    There is a WAY better business taking advantage, called Earthbound Pets. An atheist says that for $135 non-refundable payment, he will take care of your pets for you after you are taken up to heaven on May 21. He has over 250 clients. Wish I had thought of that but I didn`t know about this May 21 business until just this week. Damn it!
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    Ductapemafia Male 18-29
    78 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    Actually May 21st is this Saturday not Sunday...
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    ROLF!
    Yeah I never thought of that. I`m going to visit a few EV`s I know and see if they are willing to sign over their homes. Then if they say no. I`m going to accuse them of loss of faith.

    Hey! Come to think of it. There`s a few stiffs overdue on their pet bills. Time to collect before they are gone.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    He sucks at grammar; he has no concept of when its appropriate to use a semi-colon.
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Actually I think those semicolons are properly used. Its just a run-on sentence.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    @JD, dashes would`ve been better

    "so if you aren`t going to need your worldly possesions - be they money, cars, canned food, duarable goods, etc - I would gladly take them off of your hands"

    otherwise, "so if you aren`t going to need your worldly possesions" is an incomplete thought. commas would`ve also been acceptable, but I think dashes are most fitting in this context.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    I love how this turned into a grammar thing lol.

    The family radio website is accepting donations of some sort now and it`s less than a week before rapture. Something seems rather fishy...
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    May 22nd is national "renounce your faith day", which also coincidentally lands on "I look like an crazy arse-hole" day
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Serious responses when they speak like this? silly
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    I have received revelation from Christ himself. Grammar Nazis must repent by Friday and see the errors in their ways. ;)
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    I live in Suffolk county. Yess.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    I approve of this post. Challenging mentalists to put their money where their mouth is as always good. The answer is always, "Nah, I`ll hold on to it just in case".

    Wimps.
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    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    Brilliant.
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    LOL! "I expect to be left behind when it happens." I wonder how many people feel that way.
    BTW Jesus never said he`s gonna do ANYTHING! He`s just popping in to say HI, maybe fix the Playstation network. Ya, know.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    but what happens when they want their s hit back the next day?

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