Rapture This Sunday Means Craigslist Sales! [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 6 years ago in Funny

As you all know, Jesus is coming back this Sunday. A lot of non-believers are turning to Craiglslist to clean up.
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Female 4,359
but what happens when they want their s hit back the next day?
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Male 562
LOL! "I expect to be left behind when it happens." I wonder how many people feel that way.
BTW Jesus never said he`s gonna do ANYTHING! He`s just popping in to say HI, maybe fix the Playstation network. Ya, know.
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Male 377
Brilliant.
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Male 12,138
I approve of this post. Challenging mentalists to put their money where their mouth is as always good. The answer is always, "Nah, I`ll hold on to it just in case".

Wimps.
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Female 331
I live in Suffolk county. Yess.
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Male 2,402
I have received revelation from Christ himself. Grammar Nazis must repent by Friday and see the errors in their ways. ;)
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Male 25,417
Serious responses when they speak like this? silly
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Male 1,360
May 22nd is national "renounce your faith day", which also coincidentally lands on "I look like an crazy arse-hole" day
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Female 1,324
I love how this turned into a grammar thing lol.

The family radio website is accepting donations of some sort now and it`s less than a week before rapture. Something seems rather fishy...
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Male 2,703
@JD, dashes would`ve been better

"so if you aren`t going to need your worldly possesions - be they money, cars, canned food, duarable goods, etc - I would gladly take them off of your hands"

otherwise, "so if you aren`t going to need your worldly possesions" is an incomplete thought. commas would`ve also been acceptable, but I think dashes are most fitting in this context.
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Male 625
Actually I think those semicolons are properly used. Its just a run-on sentence.
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Male 2,703
He sucks at grammar; he has no concept of when its appropriate to use a semi-colon.
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Male 2,402
ROLF!
Yeah I never thought of that. I`m going to visit a few EV`s I know and see if they are willing to sign over their homes. Then if they say no. I`m going to accuse them of loss of faith.

Hey! Come to think of it. There`s a few stiffs overdue on their pet bills. Time to collect before they are gone.
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Male 78
Actually May 21st is this Saturday not Sunday...
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Male 3,842
There is a WAY better business taking advantage, called Earthbound Pets. An atheist says that for $135 non-refundable payment, he will take care of your pets for you after you are taken up to heaven on May 21. He has over 250 clients. Wish I had thought of that but I didn`t know about this May 21 business until just this week. Damn it!
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Male 417
I can`t wait to put this up on the 24th
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Male 1,678
I know quite a few Scouse football fans who would be quite happy for the world to end before Sunday.
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Female 734
I contacted that pet sitter website for after the Rapture to ask if they were hiring. They said not right now but they`d keep me in mind. lol
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Female 68
There is a website dedicated to taking care of peoples pets after rapture.
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Male 159
I`ll be back!!!
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Male 159
"The 21st is on a Saturday....."

poo! One less day to live!
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Male 54
The 21st is on a Saturday.....
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Male 368
I have to do this where I live! I need a newer car
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Male 10,855
Hey all Christians on IAB I have a question:
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Male 15,510
Man I need to do the same, ill be rich
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Male 1,440
Got to love this man`s attitude.
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Male 252
Dates are hard....
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Male 69
I`d bet they wouldn`t get rid of their stuff, just in case.. Buncha hypocrites ;)

Smart man anyway!
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Male 6,694
Free is the best price.
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Male 39,618

Ha! Ronkonkoma`s on Long Island... I gots people there, but they`d be the sort to go with the rapture.

funn!! ad
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Male 4,793
Nope, it definitely falls on a saturday.
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Female 1,262
Link: Rapture This Sunday Means Craigslist Sales! [Pic] [Rate Link] - As you all know, Jesus is coming back this Sunday. A lot of non-believers are turning to Craiglslist to clean up.
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