A Venn Diagram of 3 very different professions...with a naughty commonality.

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A Venn Diagram of 3 very different professions...with a naughty commonality.

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I don`t know about kindergarten, but I`ll assume you were inflating the expression slightly for the sake of the point. Just so everyone knows, there`s a word for that. They`re called hyperboles. Now that I`ve clarified, no one may whine about it.

Maybe 3rd or 4th grade.

Most people understand the point of this diagram. Regardless of the name of the diagram, if the diagram is conveying the idea, it is appropriate. A diagram of a complexity too great to be understood by the common observer is a stupid m***af****n` diagram.

> No sir. The diagram is correct. This Venn Diagram is showing the intersection of three sets.

No, it is not. The intersection of two sets is the set of all of the elements that belong to both sets. The intersection of the set of all doctors and the set of all prostitues is the set of all people who are both doctors and prostitues. This diagram is using the overlapping areas to represent the union of sets, which is not correct.

I am aware of what it is trying to say, but it isn`t saying it correctly. This diagram is trying to say that doctors, prostitutes, and TSA agents all get paid to touch your junk. In other words, anyone who is a doctor OR a prostitute OR a TSA agent gets paid to touch your junk. That is NOT an intersection; that is a union. What this diagram is actually saying is that anyone who is a doctor AND a prostitute AND a TSA agent gets paid to touch your junk. That is an intersection.

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No sir. The diagram is correct. This Venn Diagram is showing the intersection of three sets. It`s not saying that all doctors are TSA agents that also happen to be working girls.

It`s saying that while TSA agents and whores share the commonality of being untrained; and while all doctors and TSA agents wear gloves; and while all doctors and prostitutes make more money than you; All are also paid to touch your junk.

That is the intersection of the sets. Each two sets have their own corresponding intersections, but the intersection of the three is your junk. l2venn. The End.

Circles and other shapes are just sets of points. The whole purpose of a Venn diagram is to visually show the relationships between sets of things by mirroring them with the sets of points in the diagram.

When two sets of points overlap, the points that are in the overlapping area belong to both sets. Hence, if you`re using a circle to represent prostitues, and another circle to represent doctors, then the area where those circles overlap represent people who are both prostitutes and doctors.

So instead of saying "Prostitues, doctors, and TSA agents all get paid to touch your junk", this diagram actually says "Only people who are simultaneously prostitutes, doctors, and TSA agents get paid to touch your junk."

That`s what it says, spelled the same way and everything. Did I miss something?

I`d rather pay a prostitute than a doctor. Who knows where the doctor`s hands have been.

- A Venn Diagram of 3 very different professions...with a naughty commonality.