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Date: 05/26/11 06:53 AM

26 Responses to Prostitutes, Doctors, And TSA Agents [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 25, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    Link: Prostitutes, Doctors, And TSA Agents - A Venn Diagram of 3 very different professions...with a naughty commonality.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 6:59 am
    You mean a Venn Diagram? :P
  3. Profile photo of CitrusCircus
    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 7:17 am
    Well I don`t know about TSA agents, but the major difference between doctors and prostitutes is that doctors try not to make you stiff ( as in rigor mortis) while prostitutes ...well it`s their job to.
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    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 7:30 am
    You never heard of female customers to prostitutes, Citrus?
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 7:30 am
    Weak
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 7:48 am
    You mean a Venn Diagram? :P

    That`s what it says, spelled the same way and everything. Did I miss something?

    I`d rather pay a prostitute than a doctor. Who knows where the doctor`s hands have been.
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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Most prostitutes do not make "more per hour than you do all day". It doesn`t count as income when you have to immediately spend it on dope or give it to your pimp.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 8:44 am
    The average prostitute does not make much per hour. They have to pay their handler and often times they have been referred, so they have a referral payment, along with other payouts...

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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 9:04 am
    The pimp reason works for the prostitutes, not the dope. Drugs are an addiction, not a necessity.
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 9:16 am
    it`s all in good fun
  11. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
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    May 26, 2011 at 10:28 am
    I ain`t rich, but I make about £200 a day, before tax. Some prostitutes undoubtedly make more than that in an hour, but that would be a tiny minority.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    I ain`t rich either just the 6 gajilion pounds a second and I do not know nearly enough about this subject to make a broad sweeping statement.
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    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Yet another "Venn diagram" made by someone who doesn`t understand Venn diagrams.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    silly
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    Good one.
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    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    The blue gloves are nitrile, not latex.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    I don`t think this diagram is done correctly
  18. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    i don`t see what`s wrong with the Venn diagram...it looks correctly done to me....someone explain...
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    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    @idiotfilter

    Circles and other shapes are just sets of points. The whole purpose of a Venn diagram is to visually show the relationships between sets of things by mirroring them with the sets of points in the diagram.

    When two sets of points overlap, the points that are in the overlapping area belong to both sets. Hence, if you`re using a circle to represent prostitues, and another circle to represent doctors, then the area where those circles overlap represent people who are both prostitutes and doctors.

    So instead of saying "Prostitues, doctors, and TSA agents all get paid to touch your junk", this diagram actually says "Only people who are simultaneously prostitutes, doctors, and TSA agents get paid to touch your junk."
  20. Profile photo of nimrodfunk
    nimrodfunk Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 1:39 am
    @agamenon

    Venn Diagram

    No sir. The diagram is correct. This Venn Diagram is showing the intersection of three sets. It`s not saying that all doctors are TSA agents that also happen to be working girls.

    It`s saying that while TSA agents and whores share the commonality of being untrained; and while all doctors and TSA agents wear gloves; and while all doctors and prostitutes make more money than you; All are also paid to touch your junk.

    That is the intersection of the sets. Each two sets have their own corresponding intersections, but the intersection of the three is your junk. l2venn. The End.
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    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 1:55 am
    thank you nimrod, you saved me some typing.
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    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 8:56 am
    Could also be that some doctors are prostitutes, some TSA Agents are doctors, and some prostitutes are TSA Agents.
  23. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    May 27, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    @nimrod

    > No sir. The diagram is correct. This Venn Diagram is showing the intersection of three sets.

    No, it is not. The intersection of two sets is the set of all of the elements that belong to both sets. The intersection of the set of all doctors and the set of all prostitues is the set of all people who are both doctors and prostitues. This diagram is using the overlapping areas to represent the union of sets, which is not correct.

    I am aware of what it is trying to say, but it isn`t saying it correctly. This diagram is trying to say that doctors, prostitutes, and TSA agents all get paid to touch your junk. In other words, anyone who is a doctor OR a prostitute OR a TSA agent gets paid to touch your junk. That is NOT an intersection; that is a union. What this diagram is actually saying is that anyone who is a doctor AND a prostitute AND a TSA agent gets paid to touch your junk. That is an intersection.
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    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    May 28, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    agamemnom; tl;dr
  25. Profile photo of PopCap
    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    1000 characters is tl;dr? Even in the pathetically deficient USA, Kindergarten children are taught to gloss over 1000 character essays and provide a 12 word synopsis inside of 60 seconds.

    Most people understand the point of this diagram. Regardless of the name of the diagram, if the diagram is conveying the idea, it is appropriate. A diagram of a complexity too great to be understood by the common observer is a stupid m***af****n` diagram.
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    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    May 29, 2011 at 8:32 pm
    @Popcap
    I don`t know about kindergarten, but I`ll assume you were inflating the expression slightly for the sake of the point. Just so everyone knows, there`s a word for that. They`re called hyperboles. Now that I`ve clarified, no one may whine about it.
    Maybe 3rd or 4th grade.

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