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Date: 05/30/11 03:48 PM

55 Responses to People Of Walmart: Their Non-Official Theme Song

  1. Profile photo of rocketemac
    rocketemac Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 30, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    Link: People Of Walmart: Their Non-Official Theme Song - Finally, the slobs of Walmart have a song to call their own--and it doesn`t suck.
  2. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    This makes me want to go to Wal*Mart and creep photos of people.
  3. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    I hate Walmart, it`s a filthy, disgusting store.
  4. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    This chick is a pretty decent singer... everything else about this video makes me want to look at Goatse for eyebleach.
  5. Profile photo of bear4lyfe
    bear4lyfe Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    the girl actually has an amazing voice and shes a really good singer. And this vid made me lol hard.
  6. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    strange i submitted this exact video a few days ago.
    ....hmmmm. oh well look at the crazies.
  7. Profile photo of crazyshort
    crazyshort Female 18-29
    71 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    haha wow...umm is that my uncle!?!?
  8. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    And this footage is all from one walmart... the one nearest my house.
  9. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    I am a proud Wal Mart employee and I have to say that we get all kinds. This tune will still be stuck in my head tomorrow morning at 5am when I am clocking in.
  10. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    I`ve been avoiding WalMart for years. In fact, my hubby and I got in a tiff this morning `cause I said I didn`t like all the trashy people there. He said I shouldn`t say that `cause it`s mean.
  11. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    "I`ve been avoiding WalMart for years. In fact, my hubby and I got in a tiff this morning `cause I said I didn`t like all the trashy people there. He said I shouldn`t say that `cause it`s mean."

    ...This is coming from someone with the user name "flingspoo." -.-`
  12. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    @limphotdog
    There are much better reasons to not shop at walmart
  13. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    This became quite good as soon as I turned off the music. Who allowed that voice near a microphone?
  14. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    whew, i made it through another one without being caught.
  15. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    @noxert323 - I know... I wasn`t saying that. I used quotations because I was quoting what the poster before me said.
  16. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    Wow. This is about the most prejudice thing I`ve ever seen. Why don`t we make a video of a poor black neighborhood and sing a song "These are the N*ggers of America" making fun of their nappy heads, fried chicken and baggy pants? Seems like it`d be about the same thing.
  17. Profile photo of Dbrown907
    Dbrown907 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    @Rawrg

    The internet is here for us to laugh at this stuff. Quit being a pussy, your on I-am-bored for christ`s sake.
  18. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    verses-good; pictures-win; chorus-pooty; bridge-less than impressive. video would be better off without the "actors/singers/dancers" in it, if she would have just done the descriptions. i found this video a tad trite.
  19. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    ...rocky picture horror show?
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    Only thing I hate more than Walmart are conceited bitches who make fun of ugly people.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    @ Rawrg - we did that one already. You must be new here.
  22. Profile photo of JamestheKidd
    JamestheKidd Male 18-29
    31 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    @ Rawrg
    No need to do it now. You just painted the picture, made the trailer, and as chief of editor, I see no flaws. Good job!
  23. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    Did they leave the cart to float around the parking lot, like everyone else?
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    Oh walmart, you creepy crappy place
  25. Profile photo of Elegy
    Elegy Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    song sucked.
  26. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    69 second shut down.
  27. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    they missed the 250 lb six year old girl i saw there (truly) a few years ago.....
  28. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    This is awesome, love seeing people letting their weird hang out :D
  29. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    @Rawrg

  30. Profile photo of sgibson12
    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 12:05 am
    they put a lot of effort into that to make a bad song. should have been like 2 minutes max!
  31. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 1:24 am
    I didn`t realise it was that bad. is it really that bad?
  32. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 2:28 am
    The.. idea is cute, but the main chick is fairly annoying. She can pull off some interesting costume changes, though.
  33. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 3:11 am
    I thought this song was supposed to NOT suck??!!
  34. Profile photo of Brynjargunn
    Brynjargunn Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 3:43 am
    Did not entertain me. Who the hell cares about how the people at walmart dress. People need to get of their high horse and stop criticizing. Is the girl singing really in the position where she can make fun of how other people look. Maybe i should make a song about talentless musicians who try to get their 5 minutes of fame by writing topical songs that suck.
  35. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 3:56 am
    @ Commenter below. I agree WTF. Stupid song.
  36. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:00 am
    The people of wal-mart? Everyone in the USA uses a walmart and anyone who says they don`t is lying. You may not religiously use it, but we all go to one at some point in time to get something.
  37. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:19 am
    That chorus is gonna be stuck in my head forever.
  38. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:20 am
    "it doesnt suck"

    LIES
  39. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:48 am
    In what way does that not suck? Is it because they put one of those quirky female voices over it? Does that make it good?
    jeez, I`m getting more cynical every day...
  40. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 7:37 am
    I avoid WalMart (support small business etc etc)... but with all these fun looking people there, it makes me want to just go and people watch. Maybe I`ll get a costume out and see if I make the website...
  41. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 8:36 am
    sucky song, enjoyed the first minute of photos, the brady thing sucks too
  42. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:11 am
    The only reason I ever go there is to get TredSafe shoes for the kitchen, noone else carries them, this sort of thing is getting old, but it is still true.
  43. Profile photo of tbored
    tbored Male 30-39
    178 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Meh.......
  44. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 11:41 am
    I think a lot of people are misunderstanding the intent of this song. She`s not making fun of the people at WalMart. There`s a site literally called peopleofwalmart.com and she made a song/music video about it. I`m pretty sure she also frequents WalMart so even if she was making fun of WalMart shoppers, she has a sense of humor to make fun of herself as well. I mean c`mon, she dressed up in a Lady Gaga type outfit and filmed this video in an actual WalMart. Potential shoppers could have been snagging photos of her crazy shenanigans while she was there.
    People are taking this too seriously, lol. Geez.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    Only in America
  46. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    i like the fred the rabbit ref
  47. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Do those people have any shame? Seriously
  48. Profile photo of ImLame
    ImLame Male 18-29
    3 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    this video keeps...sucking...me...in..gahhhh drating catchy song ><
  49. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    and the moral of the story is that people will be themselves no matter what.

    ...unfortunately.
  50. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:52 am
    Would have been better if it was about 1 min or so shorter but other than that it was ok
  51. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 1:34 am
    She looks like a fun kind of girl.
  52. Profile photo of enolamron
    enolamron Male 18-29
    197 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 9:34 am
    "Rocky Picture Horror Show"???

    Im giving it an F for that.
  53. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    I have never seen a Walmart, but from all the sites, skits, and songs on here, I can only assume it`s better than disneyland.
  54. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    This has nothing on Mr. Ghetto`s Walmart song hahaha

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