People Of Walmart: Their Non-Official Theme Song

Submitted by: rocketemac 6 years ago in Funny

Finally, the slobs of Walmart have a song to call their own--and it doesn"t suck.
There are 55 comments:
Female 220
This has nothing on Mr. Ghetto`s Walmart song hahaha
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Female 375
I have never seen a Walmart, but from all the sites, skits, and songs on here, I can only assume it`s better than disneyland.
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Male 197
"Rocky Picture Horror Show"???

Im giving it an F for that.
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Male 3,631
She looks like a fun kind of girl.
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Male 649
Would have been better if it was about 1 min or so shorter but other than that it was ok
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Female 956
and the moral of the story is that people will be themselves no matter what.

...unfortunately.
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Male 3
this video keeps...sucking...me...in..gahhhh drating catchy song ><
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Male 407
Do those people have any shame? Seriously
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Male 2,376
i like the fred the rabbit ref
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Male 25,417
Only in America
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Female 673
I think a lot of people are misunderstanding the intent of this song. She`s not making fun of the people at WalMart. There`s a site literally called peopleofwalmart.com and she made a song/music video about it. I`m pretty sure she also frequents WalMart so even if she was making fun of WalMart shoppers, she has a sense of humor to make fun of herself as well. I mean c`mon, she dressed up in a Lady Gaga type outfit and filmed this video in an actual WalMart. Potential shoppers could have been snagging photos of her crazy shenanigans while she was there.
People are taking this too seriously, lol. Geez.
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Male 178
Meh.......
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Male 541
lameee
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Male 161
The only reason I ever go there is to get TredSafe shoes for the kitchen, noone else carries them, this sort of thing is getting old, but it is still true.
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Male 1,596
sucky song, enjoyed the first minute of photos, the brady thing sucks too
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Female 2,674
I avoid WalMart (support small business etc etc)... but with all these fun looking people there, it makes me want to just go and people watch. Maybe I`ll get a costume out and see if I make the website...
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Male 670
In what way does that not suck? Is it because they put one of those quirky female voices over it? Does that make it good?
jeez, I`m getting more cynical every day...
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Female 3,001
"it doesnt suck"

LIES
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Male 1,240
That chorus is gonna be stuck in my head forever.
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Male 234
The people of wal-mart? Everyone in the USA uses a walmart and anyone who says they don`t is lying. You may not religiously use it, but we all go to one at some point in time to get something.
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Male 5,413
@ Commenter below. I agree WTF. Stupid song.
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Male 22
Did not entertain me. Who the hell cares about how the people at walmart dress. People need to get of their high horse and stop criticizing. Is the girl singing really in the position where she can make fun of how other people look. Maybe i should make a song about talentless musicians who try to get their 5 minutes of fame by writing topical songs that suck.
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Male 514
I thought this song was supposed to NOT suck??!!
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Female 1,478
The.. idea is cute, but the main chick is fairly annoying. She can pull off some interesting costume changes, though.
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Female 4,359
I didn`t realise it was that bad. is it really that bad?
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Male 93
they put a lot of effort into that to make a bad song. should have been like 2 minutes max!
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Male 4,902
@Rawrg

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Female 779
This is awesome, love seeing people letting their weird hang out :D
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Female 4,086
they missed the 250 lb six year old girl i saw there (truly) a few years ago.....
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Male 674
69 second shut down.
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Male 155
song sucked.
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Male 15,510
Oh walmart, you creepy crappy place
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Male 758
Did they leave the cart to float around the parking lot, like everyone else?
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Male 31
@ Rawrg
No need to do it now. You just painted the picture, made the trailer, and as chief of editor, I see no flaws. Good job!
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Male 39,614

@ Rawrg - we did that one already. You must be new here.
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Male 5,194
Only thing I hate more than Walmart are conceited bitches who make fun of ugly people.
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Male 694
...rocky picture horror show?
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Female 3,598
verses-good; pictures-win; chorus-pooty; bridge-less than impressive. video would be better off without the "actors/singers/dancers" in it, if she would have just done the descriptions. i found this video a tad trite.
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Male 47
@Rawrg

The internet is here for us to laugh at this stuff. Quit being a pussy, your on I-am-bored for christ`s sake.
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Male 934
Wow. This is about the most prejudice thing I`ve ever seen. Why don`t we make a video of a poor black neighborhood and sing a song "These are the N*ggers of America" making fun of their nappy heads, fried chicken and baggy pants? Seems like it`d be about the same thing.
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Female 673
@noxert323 - I know... I wasn`t saying that. I used quotations because I was quoting what the poster before me said.
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Male 1,674
whew, i made it through another one without being caught.
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Male 269
This became quite good as soon as I turned off the music. Who allowed that voice near a microphone?
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Male 226
@limphotdog
There are much better reasons to not shop at walmart
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Female 673
"I`ve been avoiding WalMart for years. In fact, my hubby and I got in a tiff this morning `cause I said I didn`t like all the trashy people there. He said I shouldn`t say that `cause it`s mean."

...This is coming from someone with the user name "flingspoo." -.-`
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Female 999
I`ve been avoiding WalMart for years. In fact, my hubby and I got in a tiff this morning `cause I said I didn`t like all the trashy people there. He said I shouldn`t say that `cause it`s mean.
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Female 123
I am a proud Wal Mart employee and I have to say that we get all kinds. This tune will still be stuck in my head tomorrow morning at 5am when I am clocking in.
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Male 4,807

And this footage is all from one walmart... the one nearest my house.
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Female 71
haha wow...umm is that my uncle!?!?
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Female 2,927
strange i submitted this exact video a few days ago.
....hmmmm. oh well look at the crazies.
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Male 9
the girl actually has an amazing voice and shes a really good singer. And this vid made me lol hard.
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Male 1,299
This chick is a pretty decent singer... everything else about this video makes me want to look at Goatse for eyebleach.
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Female 311
I hate Walmart, it`s a filthy, disgusting store.
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Female 673
This makes me want to go to Wal*Mart and creep photos of people.
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Female 1
Link: People Of Walmart: Their Non-Official Theme Song [Rate Link] - Finally, the slobs of Walmart have a song to call their own--and it doesn`t suck.
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