Osama Bin Laden`s Last Facebook Update [Pic]

Submitted by: IRockYeah 6 years ago in Funny

Gotta love social media.
There are 74 comments:
Male 2,619
Apparently they used face recognition software to capture Bin Laden.

Instead of using his wife as a shield he should have lifted her skirt to confuse the software.
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Male 40,728
Oh, people keep quoting Martin Luther King? It`s FAKE he never actually said that.
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Male 325
@Metalhead516 you dint get a response here so you copied and posted the same thing (almost)to another post to get reaction? I KNOW I KNOW I fell into your trap and responded; but please could you try to make your drug induced statements, WELL I should statement "SINGULAR", seeing how it was almost a plagiarized comment form yourself, some where else :) Yes I know I click every link on i am bored almost and almost read all comments :) I live a sad, sad, life bhahah!
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Male 57
I am still questioning if we even killed him. Don`t believe everything that the news tells you. I personally don`t believe that Osama had anything to do with 9/11 or if he did, people in the USA gave him the "OK" to tell his people to do so. There is a lot of stuff that the government covers up and the news covers up. They don`t tell you everything and sometimes it`s all a complete lie. I believe in Conspiracy Theories. Yes, I believe 9/11 was an inside job. I`ve heard people and seen videos of people saying that there was bombs in the WTC buildings and also on the George Washington bridge and then the news covered it up. I believe in Illuminatis too. That there are people out there that control the media like what to say and how much to say about something. They have the power and the money to shut people up or control them or what have you. Real talk.
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Male 521
Alright, I honestly busted out laughing at that one.
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Female 83
I just spit my drink out on the computer I laughed so hard.
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Male 75
this along with the celebrating and chanting of queen songs are bound to make another building go boom, and America will still ask why they deserved it.
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Male 27
Personally, I don`t believe that we should celebrate the death of another human. Hating haters doesn`t help. Also, this made me chuckle
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Male 129
@MiBelle816, you might wanna read the parable about the wineskins again. Very clearly the two testaments` laws are mutually exclusive. Romans is pretty clear about that too...dunno where you`re reading.
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Female 2,509
LMFAO
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Female 58
Gerrys never heard of Dresden...
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Female 58
Tjl - there are passages in the bible that say that the old testament is still binding like Malachi 4:4, Matthew 5: 18-19, Luke 16:17 and

Psalm 119:160
Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

Please know what youre talking about before posting.
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Male 1,678
"Flying a plane full of civilians into a building full of civilians is completely different to fighting insurgents and accidentally killing civilians."

So they were fighting insurgents when they blanket bombed Iraq? Dropping bomb after bomb after bomb after bomb on a city that is heavily populated is unjust mass murder of civilians. Whether idiots like you can admit it or not.
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Male 40,728
Knock Knock
OBL: Who`s there?
Navy Seals
OBL: Oh Ackmed! You are so funny!
BANG BANG BANG!!
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Male 40,728
Thanks vVvBrock for this funny video!
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Male 40,728
The difference between "us and them"?

THEY: dance in the street when civilians are killed, especially when it`s children.

US: dance in the street when enemy military leaders are killed, get downright angry if ANY civilians are harmed.

Seems obvious who`s side "God is on" eh?
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Male 84
@rogue_knight "ever heard the phrase, `an eye for an eye`, a quotation from several passages of the Hebrew Bible."

If you`re going to pull junk from a bible, get it straight first. Old testament law was replaced by new testament law when Jesus came to earth. An eye for an eye was long gone. Nice try though.

On a side note, it`s a good thing they finally got that son of a b****. I dont think it`ll do much though.. There will be a new leader, and now all of those bastards are going to be out for vengeance.
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Male 815
@Gerry We don`t carpet bomb cities? I was saying to COMPARE the amount of civilian deaths in WW2 to today... there is a gigantic difference, so maybe you should learn to read and stop being such a grump-pants (-:

oh and it`s 627 Calhoun St., Radford, Va; Anytime buddy
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Male 171
I love this so much!
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Male 2,748
Lol`d. `US Seals Like This`
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Female 298
:D
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Female 9,572
lmfao!
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Male 868
@ Oystein, ever heard the phrase, "an eye for an eye", a quotation from several passages of the Hebrew Bible. Its a little different when the pay back is for someone you know. WIsh I was there to pull the trigger myself.
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Male 39,887

Burton_Ian - [quote]" Compare total war civilian casualties from WW2 to causalities in our modern combat today." [/quote]

I don`t see us carpet bombing any cities like in WWII.
But give us your address and we`ll see what we can do.

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Male 6,693
XD
LOL
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Male 2,669
LOL.

KNOCK KNOCK

Who`s there?

SEAL TEAM SIX. BANG.

Ouch.
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Male 14,331
@Qystein

Our balls got bigger and we figured out again that some sick f**ks just need to die.
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Male 159
"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that."
— Martin Luther King Jr.

What happened to you USA? You used to be cool..
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Male 815
@paddy, both "basically" used planes in a country you shouldn`t have been?
America is in 2 (maybe 2.5, 2.7, I`m not sure) wars now. Compare total war civilian casualties from WW2 to causalities in our modern combat today.
I will go out on a limb and say there may be a few sociopaths who disregard proper protocol, however that number is low, because we are also trying to run a PR campaign. We do not want unnecessary loss of life, and after security, our main objective is to TRY and win the hearts and minds of the people.
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Male 1,360
I don`t rejoice of osama`s death(I`m not sad), but I laugh to the good jokes about his death.
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Male 2,332
Tasteless.
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Male 2,121
@paddy Are you retarded? Flying a plane full of civilians into a building full of civilians is completely different to fighting insurgents and accidentally killing civilians. Even if you only go by intentions the difference is vast.
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Male 1,678
"I`d say there is a fundamental differance between casualties in a war.... and hijacking civilian air planes and flying them into civilian targets."

Nope not really, you both basically used planes in a country you shouldn`t have been in to unjustly kill thousands of innocent people.
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Female 515
I don`t know what made me LOL more...the actual post or Gerry`s "apples to turds" comment.
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Male 588
Bwaahahaha
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Female 37
LOL
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Male 3,076
@Subushie and now what?
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Male 39,887
[quote]"Oh yeah, let`s all ignore the hundreds of thousands that U.S. forces have killed, because then you`d sound like a hypocrite." [/quote]

I`d say there is a fundamental differance between casualties in a war.... and hijacking civilian air planes and flying them into civilian targets.

You`re comparing apples to turds.
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Male 1,646
@deathbringer
Eww, I`m all for criticizing America`s faults most of the time. But seriously? Imagine your mom was in tower two when it collapsed. I bet you`d want someone dead to. America needed this.
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Male 10,440
[quote] "what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

western extremists. and better people than his kind apparently.... [/quote]
It is good to see some of you are sensible.

There is something to be said for self-reinforcing patriotism: America is great -> people are hyped -> people are motivated -> people accomplish more overall -> america is great etc. except that it doesn`t work anymore, and the patriots that I see don`t really have a leg to stand on. The loop condenses to "america is great because america is great", not because it is but because it`s where you happen to be.
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Male 4,902
@deathbringer STFU if you dont like it get the f*ck out of the country
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Male 2,441
Hahah I laughed out loud
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Male 397
" the over 6000 American lives this man had a hand in taking."
Oh yeah, let`s all ignore the hundreds of thousands that U.S. forces have killed, because then you`d sound like a hypocrite.
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Female 117
Tuesday? Didn`t they get him like yesterday?
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Male 377
LOL!
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Male 53
"what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

We`ve become nothing more than what we already are, proud Americans. Any bleeding heart candy-ass who spends one minute questioning if we should be be celebrating this evil sonafabitch`s death or not should shut the hell up and think about the over 6000 American lives this man had a hand in taking.
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Male 546
LOL.... I love sick humor. Very Funny!
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Male 770
this is AWESOME
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Male 313
Rejoice at having killed a man???

Men don`t use their wife as a human shield.

Now excuse me I`m heading to the ocean to piss on Osamas grave.
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Female 1,203
HAHAHAHA this was actually funny. Finally, a fake Facebook status that made me laugh. I am impressed.
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Male 2,988
"what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

western extremists. and better people than his kind apparently....
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Male 3,431
"What have we become when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

Muslim Extremists.
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Female 63
Gotta admit... this made me chuckle. GO SEALS!
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Male 39,887

Oystein [quote]"what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?" [/quote]

Well, I became happy. Others became overjoyed. Some got happy feet and danced.

Ask your grandpa if he wasn`t thrilled when Hitler died.
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Male 92
A man, no. HIM??? Sure.
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Male 159
what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?
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Male 92
PSN being down never stops the Seals from playing Black Ops.
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Male 512
Before anyone steals my joke (it`s a throw away, I`m not quitting my day job): The administration was careful to observe the Muslim burial rules when they dumped Usama`s body in the ocean within 24 hours of his death. ... you know what got a proper burial?... the bullet that killed him! ... (he was shot in the face by NAVY Seals) HA!
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Female 2,026
i disagree Gerry1of1 i saw osama jokes on facebook before i heard about it on radio or tv this morning! love it!
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Male 177
youtube.com/watch?v=zbk8pq2LroI

5secondfilms beat you to it. Still funny though.
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Male 39,887

kinda slow aren`t we?
It took almost 18 hours for the first Bin Laden jokes to appear.

When Michael Jackson died it only took minutes.
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Male 5,314
wow, it`s been a really long time since some idiot has tried the "first" thing. i almost forgot it existed.
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Male 15,510
@erick0619

The mods might forgive you, so your stupidity of calling "first" on the third post remains forever
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Male 801
@erick0619
You are probably going to face the Banhammer, the mods don`t take kindly to that `first` bullsh*t...
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Female 1,682
Bahahaha.
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Male 3,369
LOL!!!
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Male 4,793
Anybody who tweets/facebook posts that somebody is at the door, deserves to be shot in the eye.
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Female 39
knock knock hahaha
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Male 43
LOL

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Male 148
nooooooooooo:(
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Male 148
FIRST :D ok now that i got that over with i loled
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Male 15
He posted that on Tuesday? How?
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Male 25,416
hardy ha ha!
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Male 2,619
Link: Osama Bin Laden`s Last Facebook Update [Pic] [Rate Link] - Gotta love social media.
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