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Date: 05/02/11 03:40 PM

74 Responses to Osama Bin Laden`s Last Facebook Update [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    Link: Osama Bin Laden`s Last Facebook Update - Gotta love social media.
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    hardy ha ha!
  3. Profile photo of ahpah
    ahpah Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    He posted that on Tuesday? How?
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    erick0619 Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    FIRST :D ok now that i got that over with i loled
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    erick0619 Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    nooooooooooo:(
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    ballwarz Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    LOL

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    imanironchef Female 18-29
    39 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    knock knock hahaha
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    Anybody who tweets/facebook posts that somebody is at the door, deserves to be shot in the eye.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    LOL!!!
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Bahahaha.
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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    @erick0619
    You are probably going to face the Banhammer, the mods don`t take kindly to that `first` bullsh*t...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    @erick0619

    The mods might forgive you, so your stupidity of calling "first" on the third post remains forever
  13. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    wow, it`s been a really long time since some idiot has tried the "first" thing. i almost forgot it existed.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 2, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    kinda slow aren`t we?
    It took almost 18 hours for the first Bin Laden jokes to appear.

    When Michael Jackson died it only took minutes.
  15. Profile photo of vVvBrock
    vVvBrock Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    youtube.com/watch?v=zbk8pq2LroI

    5secondfilms beat you to it. Still funny though.
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    i disagree Gerry1of1 i saw osama jokes on facebook before i heard about it on radio or tv this morning! love it!
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    Before anyone steals my joke (it`s a throw away, I`m not quitting my day job): The administration was careful to observe the Muslim burial rules when they dumped Usama`s body in the ocean within 24 hours of his death. ... you know what got a proper burial?... the bullet that killed him! ... (he was shot in the face by NAVY Seals) HA!
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    zephid Male 30-39
    92 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    PSN being down never stops the Seals from playing Black Ops.
  19. Profile photo of Qystein
    Qystein Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?
  20. Profile photo of zephid
    zephid Male 30-39
    92 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    A man, no. HIM??? Sure.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 2, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    Oystein "what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

    Well, I became happy. Others became overjoyed. Some got happy feet and danced.

    Ask your grandpa if he wasn`t thrilled when Hitler died.
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    PapSett Female 50-59
    63 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    Gotta admit... this made me chuckle. GO SEALS!
  23. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    "What have we become when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

    Muslim Extremists.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    "what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

    western extremists. and better people than his kind apparently....
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    May 2, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    HAHAHAHA this was actually funny. Finally, a fake Facebook status that made me laugh. I am impressed.
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    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    236 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Rejoice at having killed a man???

    Men don`t use their wife as a human shield.

    Now excuse me I`m heading to the ocean to piss on Osamas grave.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    this is AWESOME
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    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    LOL.... I love sick humor. Very Funny!
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    ED-209 Male 30-39
    53 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    "what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

    We`ve become nothing more than what we already are, proud Americans. Any bleeding heart candy-ass who spends one minute questioning if we should be be celebrating this evil sonafabitch`s death or not should shut the hell up and think about the over 6000 American lives this man had a hand in taking.
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    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    LOL!
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    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    Tuesday? Didn`t they get him like yesterday?
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    " the over 6000 American lives this man had a hand in taking."
    Oh yeah, let`s all ignore the hundreds of thousands that U.S. forces have killed, because then you`d sound like a hypocrite.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    Hahah I laughed out loud
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    @deathbringer STFU if you dont like it get the f*ck out of the country
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    "what have we become, when we rejoice at having killed a man?"

    western extremists. and better people than his kind apparently....
    It is good to see some of you are sensible.

    There is something to be said for self-reinforcing patriotism: America is great -> people are hyped -> people are motivated -> people accomplish more overall -> america is great etc. except that it doesn`t work anymore, and the patriots that I see don`t really have a leg to stand on. The loop condenses to "america is great because america is great", not because it is but because it`s where you happen to be.
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    @deathbringer
    Eww, I`m all for criticizing America`s faults most of the time. But seriously? Imagine your mom was in tower two when it collapsed. I bet you`d want someone dead to. America needed this.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    "Oh yeah, let`s all ignore the hundreds of thousands that U.S. forces have killed, because then you`d sound like a hypocrite."

    I`d say there is a fundamental differance between casualties in a war.... and hijacking civilian air planes and flying them into civilian targets.

    You`re comparing apples to turds.
  38. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    @Subushie and now what?
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    tinki911 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    LOL
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    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:08 am
    Bwaahahaha
  41. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:25 am
    I don`t know what made me LOL more...the actual post or Gerry`s "apples to turds" comment.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:31 am
    "I`d say there is a fundamental differance between casualties in a war.... and hijacking civilian air planes and flying them into civilian targets."

    Nope not really, you both basically used planes in a country you shouldn`t have been in to unjustly kill thousands of innocent people.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 2:47 am
    @paddy Are you retarded? Flying a plane full of civilians into a building full of civilians is completely different to fighting insurgents and accidentally killing civilians. Even if you only go by intentions the difference is vast.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 2:59 am
    Tasteless.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 3:02 am
    I don`t rejoice of osama`s death(I`m not sad), but I laugh to the good jokes about his death.
  46. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 6:10 am
    @paddy, both "basically" used planes in a country you shouldn`t have been?
    America is in 2 (maybe 2.5, 2.7, I`m not sure) wars now. Compare total war civilian casualties from WW2 to causalities in our modern combat today.
    I will go out on a limb and say there may be a few sociopaths who disregard proper protocol, however that number is low, because we are also trying to run a PR campaign. We do not want unnecessary loss of life, and after security, our main objective is to TRY and win the hearts and minds of the people.
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    Qystein Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 6:45 am
    "I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that."
    — Martin Luther King Jr.

    What happened to you USA? You used to be cool..
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 6:56 am
    @Qystein

    Our balls got bigger and we figured out again that some sick f**ks just need to die.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2316 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 6:57 am
    LOL.

    KNOCK KNOCK

    Who`s there?

    SEAL TEAM SIX. BANG.

    Ouch.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 7:24 am
    XD
    LOL
  51. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 7:44 am

    Burton_Ian - " Compare total war civilian casualties from WW2 to causalities in our modern combat today."

    I don`t see us carpet bombing any cities like in WWII.
    But give us your address and we`ll see what we can do.

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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 8:58 am
    @ Oystein, ever heard the phrase, "an eye for an eye", a quotation from several passages of the Hebrew Bible. Its a little different when the pay back is for someone you know. WIsh I was there to pull the trigger myself.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 9:24 am
    lmfao!
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    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 9:36 am
    :D
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Lol`d. `US Seals Like This`
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    laxdef36 Male 18-29
    171 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 10:14 am
    I love this so much!
  57. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 10:20 am
    @Gerry We don`t carpet bomb cities? I was saying to COMPARE the amount of civilian deaths in WW2 to today... there is a gigantic difference, so maybe you should learn to read and stop being such a grump-pants (-:

    oh and it`s 627 Calhoun St., Radford, Va; Anytime buddy
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    Tjl311 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 10:25 am
    @rogue_knight "ever heard the phrase, `an eye for an eye`, a quotation from several passages of the Hebrew Bible."

    If you`re going to pull junk from a bible, get it straight first. Old testament law was replaced by new testament law when Jesus came to earth. An eye for an eye was long gone. Nice try though.

    On a side note, it`s a good thing they finally got that son of a b****. I dont think it`ll do much though.. There will be a new leader, and now all of those bastards are going to be out for vengeance.
  59. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 10:39 am
    The difference between "us and them"?

    THEY: dance in the street when civilians are killed, especially when it`s children.

    US: dance in the street when enemy military leaders are killed, get downright angry if ANY civilians are harmed.

    Seems obvious who`s side "God is on" eh?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Thanks vVvBrock for this funny video!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Knock Knock
    OBL: Who`s there?
    Navy Seals
    OBL: Oh Ackmed! You are so funny!
    BANG BANG BANG!!
  62. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    "Flying a plane full of civilians into a building full of civilians is completely different to fighting insurgents and accidentally killing civilians."

    So they were fighting insurgents when they blanket bombed Iraq? Dropping bomb after bomb after bomb after bomb on a city that is heavily populated is unjust mass murder of civilians. Whether idiots like you can admit it or not.
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    MiBelle816 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    Tjl - there are passages in the bible that say that the old testament is still binding like Malachi 4:4, Matthew 5: 18-19, Luke 16:17 and

    Psalm 119:160
    Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

    Please know what youre talking about before posting.
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    MiBelle816 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Gerrys never heard of Dresden...
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    May 3, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    LMFAO
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    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    @MiBelle816, you might wanna read the parable about the wineskins again. Very clearly the two testaments` laws are mutually exclusive. Romans is pretty clear about that too...dunno where you`re reading.
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    AL3X_hehe Male 18-29
    27 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Personally, I don`t believe that we should celebrate the death of another human. Hating haters doesn`t help. Also, this made me chuckle
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    dumbassbufet Male 13-17
    75 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    this along with the celebrating and chanting of queen songs are bound to make another building go boom, and America will still ask why they deserved it.
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    adia1228 Female 30-39
    83 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    I just spit my drink out on the computer I laughed so hard.
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    Alright, I honestly busted out laughing at that one.
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    metalhead516 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    I am still questioning if we even killed him. Don`t believe everything that the news tells you. I personally don`t believe that Osama had anything to do with 9/11 or if he did, people in the USA gave him the "OK" to tell his people to do so. There is a lot of stuff that the government covers up and the news covers up. They don`t tell you everything and sometimes it`s all a complete lie. I believe in Conspiracy Theories. Yes, I believe 9/11 was an inside job. I`ve heard people and seen videos of people saying that there was bombs in the WTC buildings and also on the George Washington bridge and then the news covered it up. I believe in Illuminatis too. That there are people out there that control the media like what to say and how much to say about something. They have the power and the money to shut people up or control them or what have you. Real talk.
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    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 1:31 am
    @Metalhead516 you dint get a response here so you copied and posted the same thing (almost)to another post to get reaction? I KNOW I KNOW I fell into your trap and responded; but please could you try to make your drug induced statements, WELL I should statement "SINGULAR", seeing how it was almost a plagiarized comment form yourself, some where else :) Yes I know I click every link on i am bored almost and almost read all comments :) I live a sad, sad, life bhahah!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 5:19 am
    Oh, people keep quoting Martin Luther King? It`s FAKE he never actually said that.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Apparently they used face recognition software to capture Bin Laden.

    Instead of using his wife as a shield he should have lifted her skirt to confuse the software.

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