Oprah Winfrey`s Final Shows: How Do You Feel [Pic]

Submitted by: sheepskull 5 years ago Funny

The entire world is all like that about it. I"m all like this.
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Male 1,063
poo
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Male 234
I guess I am a 1% as well.
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Male 4,004
Honestly, I remember hearing about her in the early 90`s and that she made a lot of money. Then my life went on and around 2005-6, I heard about her again...and was honestly impressed she was still on TV... I had no idea she was still doing her show. And finally her reign of whatever she does comes to an end with me NEVER HAVING WATCHED A MINUTE OF IT. Not voluntairily either... I just don`t watch TV during the day, and if I do, it wouldn`t be on whatever channel that plays on... I watch comedy, teletoon and discovery channel....Channels 39,44 and 48.
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Male 69
LOVE IT
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Male 2,516
it`s backwards, it should be 99% hasn`t even heard of who the hell Oprah is and doesn`t give a poo she`s leaving tv, 1% cries franticly
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Male 419
erm.. i though she already left a few months ago.. and yeah, i don`t really care. she did some nice stuff with her money, but she is an attention-whore
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Male 234
I guess I`m a 1%er.
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Male 4,004
"batmanners and llowbear have to fight it out to see who gets lemming of the day. you guys are both deserving tho :)"

What is lemming of the day? What even is? I don`t even.
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Male 59
Good Riddance!
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Male 360
oprah`s ugly a$$ has NEVER looked like that. she can go to hell now. kthx
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Male 616
don`t care
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Male 78
That`s a bloody terrible picture of her. Whoever did the Photoshop job should be fired.
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Female 584
Why is this even relevant?
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Male 123
I love all the "rebels" here.

Oprah has done more for charity and helping people in need than most of you will ever do in a life of sitting on the computer and bitching about her.

I don`t really understand all the hate.
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Male 14,330
@Raokin

You must be relatively new here. The non-Americans here are always in a constant pursuit of something to get butt hurt over even obvious stupid jokes.
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Female 452
I`m amused by all the needlessly offended non-Americans here.
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Female 83
I don`t think I fit into either of those categories. Can we make a new one entitled "Whoo-hoo!" ?
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Male 591
The joke`s on Oprah. The rapture will happen tomorrow, so only the damned will get to see her final week of shows.
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Male 247
I`m with putzco, who rolls with Gary.
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Male 255
It`s a damned shame. Oprah is the way we (the rest of the world) get a true picture of your American culture.
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Male 213
I roll with Gary.
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Male 6,694
I know I dont care but I would like some of her free stuff she gives away.
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Female 2,674
I`m such a bad Chicagoan. I thought Oprah`s show was over months ago. My bad. I do think it sucks she`s leaving Chicago though, the city`s a bit hard up these days. *Shrugs*
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Male 14
US = not the world
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Male 1,312
I`m with Gary Coleman
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Male 142
"entire world" - Oh boy, I don`t even have to read all the comments to see how the rest of the world (which is NOT USA) reacts to this.
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Male 2,390
everyone`s crying because now people have to buy their cars.

in other news. who cares..
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Male 1,526
123,456% of everyone who uses percentages online take them out of their ass. And makes their point moot.
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Male 1,008
batmanners and llowbear have to fight it out to see who gets lemming of the day. you guys are both deserving tho :)
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Male 25,416
Closure at last
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Female 412
Who? :P
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Male 4,004
Fat single lonely unemployed American women are 99% of the world?

wow.

The pic has it backwards.
.01% are crying, and it`s all Fat single lonely unemployed American women crying and 99.9% Who gives a DRAT?
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Male 33
America is not the world, get over it! + who the hell is Oprah? :P
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Male 535
@Flashpacker
in Germany we don`t. and i am sure in many other european countries there`s also no oprah on tv! and i guess there`s also no oprah in south america, africa and asia. so basically 99% of the world is actually like "Who gives a fu*k?" and only 1% cares
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Male 707
Americans gotta stop considering america as the whole world. it makes you look like stupid douchebags. ask anyone..
theres a ton of people that never have heard of Oprah, but that don`t make them stupid.

And for the record... yes whe have Oprah on here too. it`s right between ellen degeneres and Rachel ray. ^^
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Male 3,412
Everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and women have Oprah.

90% of those women are probably either fat, feminists, have problems dealing with the real world, have problems with regular social interactions, or a combination of those four.
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Male 1,586
You Euros crack me up. Oprah is the richest woman in the world. She has hosted her own talk show for about a billion years. I for one couldn`t care less that she is done. I`m actually pretty happy about it. Now American women need a new leader.
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Male 812
who`s Oprah?
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Male 514
Oh that egomaniac? The one who must refer to the slavery of blacks every other show? I`m sorry but I was never involved in hurting black people so why should I be sorry I`m white?
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Female 68
I`ve never heard of Oprah. What is this? Your little yankee inside joke?
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Male 319
Her net worth is over 1 billion dollars. That is all.
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Female 3,001
99% of the worlds reaction? i think its more 99% of America`s reaction

and then the other 1% are on IAB
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Male 53
...who the drat is Oprah?
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Female 812
I for one care!
Not crying, am just disappointed that I will never be able to attand a show (and get presents)
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Male 526
@SKINNER ... yes
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Male 405
...I have never seen an episode of it.
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Male 1,678
I have never in my entire lifetime encountered a person who has told me at any point that they have ever watched Oprah. This person is just one of the 7 billion or so people who don`t care.
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Male 359

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Male 759
I thought she left TV years ago?
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Male 298
the fat bug-eyed control freak can get to full time cake-eating now...... i vomit thru my hole at her
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Male 2,748
No, really, who gives a f*ck?
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Male 740
99%? Really?
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Male 379
"Who`s Oprah?"
Seriously? You really think we believe you don`t know? You don`t have to lie to be cool. Just sayin`.
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Male 2,402
Oprah who?
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Male 174
Who the hell made this picture? What is its point? Why do you need pictures accompanying these statements, do they add some kind of meaning? Some kind of humor? Do they somehow make the statement less inane (because it certainly is completely inane)?

tl:dr "HURR OPRAH LEAVE, PEOPLE GET UPSET AND I THINK THEY`RE DUMB FOR GETTING UPSET CAUSE I DONT CARE". why the hell am I looking at this?
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Male 290
I`ve been wanting this bitch to get off the air for as long as I can remember. I am THRILLED! Just the very thought of her and what she is and stands for makes me sick.
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Male 1,540
Wait, Oprah has a show?!


... Who`s Oprah?
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Female 999
Lol @ HumboltPie
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Female 999
Oprah`s a dumb heifer. I think only stupid people care.
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Male 802
Can you just change that to 99% of middle aged American housewives with no job instead of "the world"? Idiot...
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Male 802
Really is that the cleverest thing you can think of to say? Asia accounts for over 60% of the world population with more than 4 billion people. And we don`t give a drat.
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Male 1,404
What will all the sheepeople do do? "O"! and of course filling the void with Harpo/Oprah productions remain:
Dr. Phil (2002-present)
Rachael Ray (2006-present)
The Dr. Oz Show (2009-present)
The Nate Berkus Show (2010-present)
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Male 66
Oprah is too busy promoting consumerism and apathy to make any actual difference in the world.
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Male 2,593
She wasn`t gone ten years ago?
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Female 1,324
yet I just saw recently she has/will be having her own network, probably just Oprah approved shows. I find her popularity ridiculous, though it would be nice to win a free car...
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Male 311
Is she getting taken by the rapture?
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Female 4,349
meh
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Female 446
*sigh*...oh Gerry...you bad but you did make me chuckle ;)
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Male 2,841
Who will tell me what to do now? WHO?!?!
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Male 11,740
I`m in total agreement with this. Good riddance.
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Male 37,888

Gary Coleman . . . dead y`know.

here`s his casket


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Male 377
Thank gawd! That overly self inflated cow is long past her prime!
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Male 299
I`m kinda sad that Oprah is leaving. That means my chances of winning amazing free stuff has gone down by that much
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Male 1,598
99% is a humorous overstatement, using the literary device known as "hyperbole." The figure is exaggerated far beyond the actual number.
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Male 5,314
i`m drunk
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Male 469
Oh I get it. That`s oprah as a kid saying who gives a drat?
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Male 36,400
Oh I do hope the rapture comes first! It would be heck on Earth without my Oprah Show every day!!!
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Male 875
`99% of the world? God sometimes i hate the USA... 99% of the world doesn`t give a poo about your local celebs, believe it or not.`

thats because to all the stupid Americans, they are 100% of the world
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Male 269
99% of the world? God sometimes i hate the USA... 99% of the world doesn`t give a poo about your local celebs, believe it or not.
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Male 123
"Look at me guys! I`m reacting in a way that is different than a lot of other people! Aren`t I special and cool?! Hey!"

That`s what this post sounds like.
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Male 3,431
Sorry, I just gave my last s#!t to someone else.
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Male 1,958
Ha
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Male 1,311
Problem is, the bitch will get bored... and start a new show, meaning it`ll be like the old days where we hear about the big cow even more. The local news will be beating off to her, the newspapers will be wiping her ass, and Pat Robertson will call Jesus out of his anal cave (where he`s been hiding all this time) to destroy the world... all because she retired... now how much of a [email protected] do you not give, @non-nice individuals?! Were all drating doomed!
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Male 2,229
she`s still around?
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Male 3,061
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Male 15,510
The world is ending so how cares
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Male 17,512
About damn time.
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Male 4,902
drat Okra, i cant stand that froggy looking racist bitch
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Male 37,888
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Male 5,314
proud to be among the many who`ve never seen a single episode ever
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Male 1,440
what an appropriate time to add this picture...

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Male 667
I havnt watched a single Oprah show in my life.
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Male 2,422
And she can take her church of hollow spiritualists with her.
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Male 12,365
99% of the world`s reaction? Obviously not, unless your map of the world is the USA and the rest of the world blank with "Here be dragons" written on it. On a global scale, hardly anyone cares.
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Male 37,888

The world will end before Oprah does
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Male 4,746
Alrighty then...you call me Gary from now on.
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Male 35
Link: Oprah Winfrey`s Final Shows: How Do You Feel [Pic] [Rate Link] - The entire world is all like that about it. I`m all like this.
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