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Date: 05/19/11 04:28 PM

98 Responses to Oprah Winfrey`s Final Shows: How Do You Feel [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of sheepskull
    sheepskull Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Link: Oprah Winfrey`s Final Shows: How Do You Feel - The entire world is all like that about it. I`m all like this.
  2. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    Alrighty then...you call me Gary from now on.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    The world will end before Oprah does
  4. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    May 19, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    99% of the world`s reaction? Obviously not, unless your map of the world is the USA and the rest of the world blank with "Here be dragons" written on it. On a global scale, hardly anyone cares.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    And she can take her church of hollow spiritualists with her.
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    I havnt watched a single Oprah show in my life.
  7. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    what an appropriate time to add this picture...

  8. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    proud to be among the many who`ve never seen a single episode ever
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:57 pm
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    drat Okra, i cant stand that froggy looking racist bitch
  11. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    About damn time.
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    The world is ending so how cares
  13. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    whatevs
  14. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    she`s still around?
  15. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Whats the Oprah Winfrey`s Show?
  16. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    Problem is, the bitch will get bored... and start a new show, meaning it`ll be like the old days where we hear about the big cow even more. The local news will be beating off to her, the newspapers will be wiping her ass, and Pat Robertson will call Jesus out of his anal cave (where he`s been hiding all this time) to destroy the world... all because she retired... now how much of a [email protected] do you not give, @non-nice individuals?! Were all drating doomed!
  17. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Ha
  18. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    Sorry, I just gave my last s#!t to someone else.
  19. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    "Look at me guys! I`m reacting in a way that is different than a lot of other people! Aren`t I special and cool?! Hey!"

    That`s what this post sounds like.
  20. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    99% of the world? God sometimes i hate the USA... 99% of the world doesn`t give a poo about your local celebs, believe it or not.
  21. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    `99% of the world? God sometimes i hate the USA... 99% of the world doesn`t give a poo about your local celebs, believe it or not.`

    thats because to all the stupid Americans, they are 100% of the world
  22. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Oh I do hope the rapture comes first! It would be heck on Earth without my Oprah Show every day!!!
  23. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Oh I get it. That`s oprah as a kid saying who gives a drat?
  24. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    i`m drunk
  25. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    99% is a humorous overstatement, using the literary device known as "hyperbole." The figure is exaggerated far beyond the actual number.
  26. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    I`m kinda sad that Oprah is leaving. That means my chances of winning amazing free stuff has gone down by that much
  27. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    Thank gawd! That overly self inflated cow is long past her prime!
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    Gary Coleman . . . dead y`know.

    here`s his casket


  29. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    I`m in total agreement with this. Good riddance.
  30. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    Who will tell me what to do now? WHO?!?!
  31. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    *sigh*...oh Gerry...you bad but you did make me chuckle ;)
  32. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    meh
  33. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    Is she getting taken by the rapture?
  34. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    yet I just saw recently she has/will be having her own network, probably just Oprah approved shows. I find her popularity ridiculous, though it would be nice to win a free car...
  35. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    She wasn`t gone ten years ago?
  36. Profile photo of Negativitron
    Negativitron Male 18-29
    66 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    Oprah is too busy promoting consumerism and apathy to make any actual difference in the world.
  37. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    What will all the sheepeople do do? "O"! and of course filling the void with Harpo/Oprah productions remain:
    Dr. Phil (2002-present)
    Rachael Ray (2006-present)
    The Dr. Oz Show (2009-present)
    The Nate Berkus Show (2010-present)
  38. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    Really is that the cleverest thing you can think of to say? Asia accounts for over 60% of the world population with more than 4 billion people. And we don`t give a drat.
  39. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    Can you just change that to 99% of middle aged American housewives with no job instead of "the world"? Idiot...
  40. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    Oprah`s a dumb heifer. I think only stupid people care.
  41. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    Lol @ HumboltPie
  42. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    Wait, Oprah has a show?!


    ... Who`s Oprah?
  43. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    I`ve been wanting this bitch to get off the air for as long as I can remember. I am THRILLED! Just the very thought of her and what she is and stands for makes me sick.
  44. Profile photo of spultra13
    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:06 pm
    Who the hell made this picture? What is its point? Why do you need pictures accompanying these statements, do they add some kind of meaning? Some kind of humor? Do they somehow make the statement less inane (because it certainly is completely inane)?

    tl:dr "HURR OPRAH LEAVE, PEOPLE GET UPSET AND I THINK THEY`RE DUMB FOR GETTING UPSET CAUSE I DONT CARE". why the hell am I looking at this?
  45. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    Oprah who?
  46. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    "Who`s Oprah?"
    Seriously? You really think we believe you don`t know? You don`t have to lie to be cool. Just sayin`.
  47. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    99%? Really?
  48. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:55 pm
    No, really, who gives a f*ck?
  49. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:13 am
    the fat bug-eyed control freak can get to full time cake-eating now...... i vomit thru my hole at her
  50. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:15 am
    I thought she left TV years ago?
  51. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:36 am

  52. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:45 am
    I have never in my entire lifetime encountered a person who has told me at any point that they have ever watched Oprah. This person is just one of the 7 billion or so people who don`t care.
  53. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:03 am
    ...I have never seen an episode of it.
  54. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:28 am
    @SKINNER ... yes
  55. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:31 am
    I for one care!
    Not crying, am just disappointed that I will never be able to attand a show (and get presents)
  56. Profile photo of Vir
    Vir Male 18-29
    53 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:53 am
    ...who the drat is Oprah?
  57. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:57 am
    99% of the worlds reaction? i think its more 99% of America`s reaction

    and then the other 1% are on IAB
  58. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    319 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:22 am
    Her net worth is over 1 billion dollars. That is all.
  59. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:30 am
    I`ve never heard of Oprah. What is this? Your little yankee inside joke?
  60. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:31 am
    Oh that egomaniac? The one who must refer to the slavery of blacks every other show? I`m sorry but I was never involved in hurting black people so why should I be sorry I`m white?
  61. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:35 am
    who`s Oprah?
  62. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:37 am
    You Euros crack me up. Oprah is the richest woman in the world. She has hosted her own talk show for about a billion years. I for one couldn`t care less that she is done. I`m actually pretty happy about it. Now American women need a new leader.
  63. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:14 am
    Everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and women have Oprah.

    90% of those women are probably either fat, feminists, have problems dealing with the real world, have problems with regular social interactions, or a combination of those four.
  64. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    700 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:10 am
    Americans gotta stop considering america as the whole world. it makes you look like stupid douchebags. ask anyone..
    theres a ton of people that never have heard of Oprah, but that don`t make them stupid.

    And for the record... yes whe have Oprah on here too. it`s right between ellen degeneres and Rachel ray. ^^
  65. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:46 am
    @Flashpacker
    in Germany we don`t. and i am sure in many other european countries there`s also no oprah on tv! and i guess there`s also no oprah in south america, africa and asia. so basically 99% of the world is actually like "Who gives a fu*k?" and only 1% cares
  66. Profile photo of Llowbear
    Llowbear Male 18-29
    33 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:14 am
    America is not the world, get over it! + who the hell is Oprah? :P
  67. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:23 am
    Fat single lonely unemployed American women are 99% of the world?

    wow.

    The pic has it backwards.
    .01% are crying, and it`s all Fat single lonely unemployed American women crying and 99.9% Who gives a DRAT?
  68. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:40 am
    Who? :P
  69. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:50 am
    Closure at last
  70. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:57 am
    batmanners and llowbear have to fight it out to see who gets lemming of the day. you guys are both deserving tho :)
  71. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:13 am
    123,456% of everyone who uses percentages online take them out of their ass. And makes their point moot.
  72. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2166 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:15 am
    everyone`s crying because now people have to buy their cars.

    in other news. who cares..
  73. Profile photo of zoltrix_the
    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:35 am
    "entire world" - Oh boy, I don`t even have to read all the comments to see how the rest of the world (which is NOT USA) reacts to this.
  74. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:24 am
    I`m with Gary Coleman
  75. Profile photo of polipolicia
    polipolicia Male 18-29
    14 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:15 am
    US = not the world
  76. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:19 am
    I`m such a bad Chicagoan. I thought Oprah`s show was over months ago. My bad. I do think it sucks she`s leaving Chicago though, the city`s a bit hard up these days. *Shrugs*
  77. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:23 am
    I know I dont care but I would like some of her free stuff she gives away.
  78. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:25 am
    I roll with Gary.
  79. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:47 am
    It`s a damned shame. Oprah is the way we (the rest of the world) get a true picture of your American culture.
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:15 am
    I`m with putzco, who rolls with Gary.
  81. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:16 am
    The joke`s on Oprah. The rapture will happen tomorrow, so only the damned will get to see her final week of shows.
  82. Profile photo of easiersaid
    easiersaid Female 18-29
    83 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:11 am
    I don`t think I fit into either of those categories. Can we make a new one entitled "Whoo-hoo!" ?
  83. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:24 am
    I`m amused by all the needlessly offended non-Americans here.
  84. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:57 am
    @Raokin

    You must be relatively new here. The non-Americans here are always in a constant pursuit of something to get butt hurt over even obvious stupid jokes.
  85. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:15 am
    I love all the "rebels" here.

    Oprah has done more for charity and helping people in need than most of you will ever do in a life of sitting on the computer and bitching about her.

    I don`t really understand all the hate.
  86. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Why is this even relevant?
  87. Profile photo of EinfachKrank
    EinfachKrank Male 18-29
    78 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    That`s a bloody terrible picture of her. Whoever did the Photoshop job should be fired.
  88. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    don`t care
  89. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    oprah`s ugly a$$ has NEVER looked like that. she can go to hell now. kthx
  90. Profile photo of sounder
    sounder Male 40-49
    59 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Good Riddance!
  91. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    "batmanners and llowbear have to fight it out to see who gets lemming of the day. you guys are both deserving tho :)"

    What is lemming of the day? What even is? I don`t even.
  92. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    I guess I`m a 1%er.
  93. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    erm.. i though she already left a few months ago.. and yeah, i don`t really care. she did some nice stuff with her money, but she is an attention-whore
  94. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    it`s backwards, it should be 99% hasn`t even heard of who the hell Oprah is and doesn`t give a poo she`s leaving tv, 1% cries franticly
  95. Profile photo of Subfighter88
    Subfighter88 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    LOVE IT
  96. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Honestly, I remember hearing about her in the early 90`s and that she made a lot of money. Then my life went on and around 2005-6, I heard about her again...and was honestly impressed she was still on TV... I had no idea she was still doing her show. And finally her reign of whatever she does comes to an end with me NEVER HAVING WATCHED A MINUTE OF IT. Not voluntairily either... I just don`t watch TV during the day, and if I do, it wouldn`t be on whatever channel that plays on... I watch comedy, teletoon and discovery channel....Channels 39,44 and 48.
  97. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:57 pm
    I guess I am a 1% as well.
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 12:22 am
    poo

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