One More Judgement Day Rally: Are You Ready? [Pic]

Submitted by: i_rule_you 6 years ago in

10 more days, I-A-B? Are you ready for the judgement day?
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Male 555
2 seconds on Google:
"Therefore, you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect." Matthew 24:36-44

http://www.insearchoftruth.org/ articles/judgement.html
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Male 1
okay it even says in the bible that no one knows the exact day of judgement! i forget which book and verse but still! stop trying to predict it!
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Male 5,194
The Milky Way hits the Andromeda galaxy in only 2 billion years, I hate how they always ignore that one.
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Male 12,138
[quote]This is coming from the guy that really believes humans are the cause of climate change lol.[/quote]
"This coming from a guy that really believes humans have an effect on climate change". There, fixed it for ya.

Besides, are you really ridiculing me for believing that the world is not going to end on May 21st? I dun get it...
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Male 2,700
"This is coming from the guy that really believes humans are the cause of climate change lol."

Look over, China, San Fransisco, Washington DC, really any heavilly populated area...you know those AIR QUALITY WARNINGS that they put out? that pollution doesnt just dissapear. After it chokes the people it continues to gather in our atmosphere....

Or are you still saying that hacking cough and Asbestosis is caused by nature.....or maybe its God trying to kill the nonbelievers...

Yeah, that works.
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Female 2,761
Seriously, what do these people do after "judgement day" passes?
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Male 718
Crowley never predicted any (end of the world) date. this is why Crowley is my co-pilot
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Male 3,076
Hey you! get those facts out of there, this is religion!
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Male 352
Davymid:

This is coming from the guy that really believes humans are the cause of climate change lol.
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Male 12,138
I will accept that the world will end on May 21st. As long as you allow me to kick you squarely in the balls on May 22nd. Fair deal?

Religion: F*cking up human progress since 4004BC.
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Male 39,946

This Sucks!

HANGOVER 2 doesn`t come out until May 26th and now we`ll miss it!
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Male 151
Lol, Astronomy ftw
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Male 1,218
You know, it`s really sad when the Church of the Sub-genius makes more sense than you.
That`s why my payments are up to date for my seat on JH1. Bob loves you!
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Female 1,324
...I never ever remembered it saying in the Bible that the world was going to end May 21st, 2011.

@Garu
he isn`t lonely, don`t you see the others behind him?
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Male 661
It says it in my holy book! The Book of Kalimata, Chapter 1, Verses 1 to whatever: And lo Kalimata did look forth and say, "WTF, thou art stupid and mindless!" "Take thine asses and race forth unto the bar. Drink of the juice of the barley, and partake of the smoke of the joint!"

And then, Kalimata did sit back, and laugh, for he did know of the futility of rational discourse, and did no longer care.
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Male 63
I`ve been waiting to live like mad max since y2k. If this is another false alarm I`ll be ever so pissed.
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Male 613
We`re all gonna get drunk and die on the 22nd
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Male 562
AAAWWWW, lonely nerd trying to sponge off the social structure of religion. Good luck.
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Male 3,431
Claiming that the end of the world is coming is always a losing proposition. If it does not end, you will be mocked as a fool, and if it does end, we`re all dead anyhow.
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Male 10,440
[quote] but is it bad that I feel a tad nervous anyways? [/quote]
It`s not bad exactly, it just means you`re not too clever.
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Female 290
It`ll be funny to see those people on the 22nd....
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Female 683
I can`t wait until that day comes and goes, and life continues on as always.
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Male 40,764
WOAH! The sun will explode in 5 billion years?
I`d better start getting ready!
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Female 999
I know these people are full of poo, but is it bad that I feel a tad nervous anyways?
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Male 734
This makes me want to join the campus Atheist society; they are all so witty.
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Male 1,378
Brilliant sign
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Male 405
I have an exam 2 days after that.
It`ll be a mix of relief and frustration from having revised for nothing.
You know, in the few seconds I live during the judgement.
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Male 840
That would be a nice T-shirt to have. I wonder if they will be on sale on the 22nd?
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Male 159
It is the return of christ, mohammad, buda, etc . The return of the king and he is gonna be pissed.. some say the anti christ cause he is not coming to save us but to judge us screw us up and then fly away in his space ship..... lmao lololol ...wake up neo its just a dream....just a dream..
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Male 39,946

@ Auburnjunky - please do not confuse issues by bringing up facts when I am busy Fear Mongering!

Or to put that another way click here


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Male 183
Ice - It SAYS a lot of things in the bible, not the least of which is that slavery ok, and stoning a child if fine outside the city walls. It also says a whole bunch of contradictory things because it was written by so many different people over such a long period of time. THAT is how these zealots are able to use the bible to back up whatever they want - love everyone, hate some, only let certain people into heaven. We know, we don`t know. They will find a passage that backs them up and conveniently forget the other passages.
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Male 10,338
@nitro: Sorry `bout that. I kinda figured I was off. I don`t bother to google anything, so I was guessing from memory.
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Female 120
How much does your life have to suck to believe in something like this?
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Male 25,416
Thats it. DOes that mean no more IAB in 2 weeks?
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Male 136
well if its true at least i boned my fair share of chicks and got to be in a few bands. all in all i think its a load of bullpooe
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Male 6,693
I still havent packed my bags.
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Male 758
Auburn- Apophis isn`t nearly that large; it`s only about 200 meters wide. Still large enough to cause trouble if someone miscalculated, though.
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Male 490
I dont get how these people can believe in this. its says in the bible that nobody will know when it will happen! Sure there will be signs and whatnot, but the exact day is not known. I have a very strong feeling that these people will be very wrong, and some of the ones that dont understand that it says in the bible that the actual day will not be known to any man will end up dropping their faith because of it. *Sighs* I hate religious nutjobs..
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Male 758
I`m going to side with science on this one. Again.
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Male 605
wow... That would suck if this was true.. 1st off im going to hell..... and 2nd i will never be 25.... just a couple days before my Birfday!
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Male 109
Hope he got laid for being awesome
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Male 79
people are so dumb but at least one guy got it right
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Male 483
auburn: Ohhh, alright, I misread.
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Male 3,842
I keep seeing this billboard near where I work, it says "Judgement Day: May 21, 2011. The Bible Guarantees It!" and an ad for their radio station (same one on the guy`s T-Shirt). I think I will tune in to that radio station on May 22, just to see what they have to say for themselves.
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Female 3,562
"Be not wise in thine own eyes?" Seriously, you`re just going to tell me to be stupid and you think I`ll listen?
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Male 779
I`m so excited for this. To pick a date so close. I get to enjoy their disappointed faces while I shuffle on the steps of victory on May 22ed.
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Male 904
Hi. I`m Chad. I moved to New York City and bought these cool glasses. Stephen Hawking is a science guy, right? I`m totally making a sign.
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Male 10,338
@irishjesus: No it will appear half the size of the moon as it passes us. It is really about 30 miles across I believe, and it is going to pass between us and the moon.
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Male 3,060
Hope I have time to beat L.A. Noire by then. Heard that it`s on 3 discs!!! Should`ve just put it on one big laser disc and been done with it.
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Male 483
AuburnJunky: I haven`t heard about Apophis before, but if what you say is true (it being half the size of the moon), it could drastically effect our tides and poles, right?
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Female 1,435
i wonder what the guy in the yellow shirt is saying about the sign
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Male 10,338
"One is headed our way, named APOPHIS, and is due April 13, 2036."

It is projected to pass by us without hitting, but you will be able to see it in the sky as it passes. About half the size of the moon I`m told.
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Male 423
I have more faith in Stephen Hawking than any other ``deities``
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Male 4,290
[quote]youll see that supposedly, God will choose people to go to heaven that day and not destroy Earth till later :P [/quote]
Yeah, so it`s my intention to email them on the 22nd saying "So I guess God thinks you`re just as deserving of eternal torture as me, an atheist? See you in hell in October".
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Male 496
I don`t know what they are so smug about... surely you would keep this quiet, so if it didn`t happen you wouldn`t look like a massive mongoloid? If it did happen as well, it`s not like you`ll have any non-believers to be smug towards, it would just be a load of bible bashers all in heaven together.... Sounds like party central! 1 ticket to eternal damnation please! :D
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Male 20,917
Just read Norris` post below. So they have an out when the world doesn`t come to an end? Ugh!
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Male 1,011
@Sbeelz

Oh yea..I just hope these douchebags dont take their kids with them
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Male 2,868
@Norris- went to their website. Keep an eye on the news for following headline on May 21st: "Members of `May 21 Judgment Day` cult found dead of apparent self-poisoning.` They sound a lot like other doomsday cults that have gone down that same path. I could be wrong- in fact I probably am- but I wouldn`t be surprised if I`m right, either.
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Male 702
What if an ultra-dense, jesus-shaped planetoid crashed into the SUN, bringing it to the minimal nova mass/volume, causing it to explode!?!
See, now everyone`s happy :D
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Male 1,011
theyve already got a backup plan when the date comes and nothing happens... If you click this link here and read their mission statement.... youll see that supposedly, God will choose people to go to heaven that day and not destroy Earth till later :P

Silly people lol..
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Male 2,748
Hahahaha, that`s trolling at it`s best.
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Male 77
Nice, astrophysics fail though. our sun is too small to explode, it will just swell up enveloping the earth for a while then shrink to a dwarf star. also i think her timing might be out a little...
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Male 39,946

technically correct, but as the Sun ages it gets hotter and brighter and in about 1 billion years the temp on Earth will be too hot for liquid water to exist on the surface.

If an asteroid doesn`t wipe us all out first.
One is headed our way, named APOPHIS, and is due April 13, 2036.

So plan early I guess...

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Male 15,510
My name is Angel and I approve this message!
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Female 1,743
Hm, violently smashing into the Andromeda Galaxy would be more fitting.
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Male 1,440
The Church-y guy is like...
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Male 553
bahahahahaha
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Male 3,745
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i wonder can i put in a request to the guys in Anonymous to hack their website on the 22nd and say something witty about how they were wrong...
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Male 2,389
"yo! this white girl onto something"
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Female 358
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