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  1. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:00 am
    Link: One More Judgement Day Rally: Are You Ready? - 10 more days, I-A-B? Are you ready for the judgement day?
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2054 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:06 am
    "yo! this white girl onto something"
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:07 am
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    i wonder can i put in a request to the guys in Anonymous to hack their website on the 22nd and say something witty about how they were wrong...
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    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:08 am
    bahahahahaha
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:11 am
    The Church-y guy is like...
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:11 am
    Hm, violently smashing into the Andromeda Galaxy would be more fitting.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:13 am
    My name is Angel and I approve this message!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:22 am

    technically correct, but as the Sun ages it gets hotter and brighter and in about 1 billion years the temp on Earth will be too hot for liquid water to exist on the surface.

    If an asteroid doesn`t wipe us all out first.
    One is headed our way, named APOPHIS, and is due April 13, 2036.

    So plan early I guess...

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    Uthrax Male 30-39
    77 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Nice, astrophysics fail though. our sun is too small to explode, it will just swell up enveloping the earth for a while then shrink to a dwarf star. also i think her timing might be out a little...
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Hahahaha, that`s trolling at it`s best.
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:34 am
    theyve already got a backup plan when the date comes and nothing happens... If you click this link here and read their mission statement.... youll see that supposedly, God will choose people to go to heaven that day and not destroy Earth till later :P

    Silly people lol..
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    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:42 am
    What if an ultra-dense, jesus-shaped planetoid crashed into the SUN, bringing it to the minimal nova mass/volume, causing it to explode!?!
    See, now everyone`s happy :D
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:48 am
    @Norris- went to their website. Keep an eye on the news for following headline on May 21st: "Members of `May 21 Judgment Day` cult found dead of apparent self-poisoning.` They sound a lot like other doomsday cults that have gone down that same path. I could be wrong- in fact I probably am- but I wouldn`t be surprised if I`m right, either.
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:51 am
    @Sbeelz

    Oh yea..I just hope these douchebags dont take their kids with them
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Just read Norris` post below. So they have an out when the world doesn`t come to an end? Ugh!
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    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 10:11 am
    I don`t know what they are so smug about... surely you would keep this quiet, so if it didn`t happen you wouldn`t look like a massive mongoloid? If it did happen as well, it`s not like you`ll have any non-believers to be smug towards, it would just be a load of bible bashers all in heaven together.... Sounds like party central! 1 ticket to eternal damnation please! :D
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 10:17 am
    youll see that supposedly, God will choose people to go to heaven that day and not destroy Earth till later :P
    Yeah, so it`s my intention to email them on the 22nd saying "So I guess God thinks you`re just as deserving of eternal torture as me, an atheist? See you in hell in October".
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    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 10:22 am
    I have more faith in Stephen Hawking than any other ``deities``
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:11 am
    "One is headed our way, named APOPHIS, and is due April 13, 2036."

    It is projected to pass by us without hitting, but you will be able to see it in the sky as it passes. About half the size of the moon I`m told.
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:14 am
    i wonder what the guy in the yellow shirt is saying about the sign
  21. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:22 am
    AuburnJunky: I haven`t heard about Apophis before, but if what you say is true (it being half the size of the moon), it could drastically effect our tides and poles, right?
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:25 am
    Hope I have time to beat L.A. Noire by then. Heard that it`s on 3 discs!!! Should`ve just put it on one big laser disc and been done with it.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:28 am
    @irishjesus: No it will appear half the size of the moon as it passes us. It is really about 30 miles across I believe, and it is going to pass between us and the moon.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Hi. I`m Chad. I moved to New York City and bought these cool glasses. Stephen Hawking is a science guy, right? I`m totally making a sign.
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    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:39 am
    I`m so excited for this. To pick a date so close. I get to enjoy their disappointed faces while I shuffle on the steps of victory on May 22ed.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:59 am
    "Be not wise in thine own eyes?" Seriously, you`re just going to tell me to be stupid and you think I`ll listen?
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I keep seeing this billboard near where I work, it says "Judgement Day: May 21, 2011. The Bible Guarantees It!" and an ad for their radio station (same one on the guy`s T-Shirt). I think I will tune in to that radio station on May 22, just to see what they have to say for themselves.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    auburn: Ohhh, alright, I misread.
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    TuggSpeedman Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    people are so dumb but at least one guy got it right
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    LiquidFire Male 18-29
    109 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Hope he got laid for being awesome
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    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    wow... That would suck if this was true.. 1st off im going to hell..... and 2nd i will never be 25.... just a couple days before my Birfday!
  32. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    I`m going to side with science on this one. Again.
  33. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    I dont get how these people can believe in this. its says in the bible that nobody will know when it will happen! Sure there will be signs and whatnot, but the exact day is not known. I have a very strong feeling that these people will be very wrong, and some of the ones that dont understand that it says in the bible that the actual day will not be known to any man will end up dropping their faith because of it. *Sighs* I hate religious nutjobs..
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Auburn- Apophis isn`t nearly that large; it`s only about 200 meters wide. Still large enough to cause trouble if someone miscalculated, though.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    I still havent packed my bags.
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    billzone Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    well if its true at least i boned my fair share of chicks and got to be in a few bands. all in all i think its a load of bullpooe
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Thats it. DOes that mean no more IAB in 2 weeks?
  38. Profile photo of lacishay
    lacishay Female 18-29
    120 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    How much does your life have to suck to believe in something like this?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    @nitro: Sorry `bout that. I kinda figured I was off. I don`t bother to google anything, so I was guessing from memory.
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    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Ice - It SAYS a lot of things in the bible, not the least of which is that slavery ok, and stoning a child if fine outside the city walls. It also says a whole bunch of contradictory things because it was written by so many different people over such a long period of time. THAT is how these zealots are able to use the bible to back up whatever they want - love everyone, hate some, only let certain people into heaven. We know, we don`t know. They will find a passage that backs them up and conveniently forget the other passages.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    @ Auburnjunky - please do not confuse issues by bringing up facts when I am busy Fear Mongering!

    Or to put that another way click here


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    sacramantic Male 30-39
    159 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    It is the return of christ, mohammad, buda, etc . The return of the king and he is gonna be pissed.. some say the anti christ cause he is not coming to save us but to judge us screw us up and then fly away in his space ship..... lmao lololol ...wake up neo its just a dream....just a dream..
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    That would be a nice T-shirt to have. I wonder if they will be on sale on the 22nd?
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    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    I have an exam 2 days after that.
    It`ll be a mix of relief and frustration from having revised for nothing.
    You know, in the few seconds I live during the judgement.
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Brilliant sign
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    This makes me want to join the campus Atheist society; they are all so witty.
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    I know these people are full of poo, but is it bad that I feel a tad nervous anyways?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    WOAH! The sun will explode in 5 billion years?
    I`d better start getting ready!
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    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    I can`t wait until that day comes and goes, and life continues on as always.
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    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    It`ll be funny to see those people on the 22nd....
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    but is it bad that I feel a tad nervous anyways?
    It`s not bad exactly, it just means you`re not too clever.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    Claiming that the end of the world is coming is always a losing proposition. If it does not end, you will be mocked as a fool, and if it does end, we`re all dead anyhow.
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    AAAWWWW, lonely nerd trying to sponge off the social structure of religion. Good luck.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    We`re all gonna get drunk and die on the 22nd
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    NotThatSmrt Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    I`ve been waiting to live like mad max since y2k. If this is another false alarm I`ll be ever so pissed.
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    It says it in my holy book! The Book of Kalimata, Chapter 1, Verses 1 to whatever: And lo Kalimata did look forth and say, "WTF, thou art stupid and mindless!" "Take thine asses and race forth unto the bar. Drink of the juice of the barley, and partake of the smoke of the joint!"

    And then, Kalimata did sit back, and laugh, for he did know of the futility of rational discourse, and did no longer care.
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    Prom on May 21. I`m going to have that FUUUUU face if it happens.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    ...I never ever remembered it saying in the Bible that the world was going to end May 21st, 2011.

    @Garu
    he isn`t lonely, don`t you see the others behind him?
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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    You know, it`s really sad when the Church of the Sub-genius makes more sense than you.
    That`s why my payments are up to date for my seat on JH1. Bob loves you!
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    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    Lol, Astronomy ftw
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 12:02 am

    This Sucks!

    HANGOVER 2 doesn`t come out until May 26th and now we`ll miss it!
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 12:33 am
    I will accept that the world will end on May 21st. As long as you allow me to kick you squarely in the balls on May 22nd. Fair deal?

    Religion: F*cking up human progress since 4004BC.
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    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:03 am
    Davymid:

    This is coming from the guy that really believes humans are the cause of climate change lol.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 3:25 am
    Hey you! get those facts out of there, this is religion!
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:30 am
    Crowley never predicted any (end of the world) date. this is why Crowley is my co-pilot
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:07 am
    Seriously, what do these people do after "judgement day" passes?
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 11:38 am
    "This is coming from the guy that really believes humans are the cause of climate change lol."

    Look over, China, San Fransisco, Washington DC, really any heavilly populated area...you know those AIR QUALITY WARNINGS that they put out? that pollution doesnt just dissapear. After it chokes the people it continues to gather in our atmosphere....

    Or are you still saying that hacking cough and Asbestosis is caused by nature.....or maybe its God trying to kill the nonbelievers...

    Yeah, that works.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    This is coming from the guy that really believes humans are the cause of climate change lol.
    "This coming from a guy that really believes humans have an effect on climate change". There, fixed it for ya.

    Besides, are you really ridiculing me for believing that the world is not going to end on May 21st? I dun get it...
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    The Milky Way hits the Andromeda galaxy in only 2 billion years, I hate how they always ignore that one.
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    estoybored Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 14, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    okay it even says in the bible that no one knows the exact day of judgement! i forget which book and verse but still! stop trying to predict it!
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    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    2 seconds on Google:
    "Therefore, you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect." Matthew 24:36-44

    http://www.insearchoftruth.org/ articles/judgement.html

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