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Date: 05/20/11 01:07 PM

38 Responses to One More Jesus Rapture Post For Tomorrow [Pic]

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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Link: One More Jesus Rapture Post For Tomorrow - Put your money where your mouth is, Churchy.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    perfect logic
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    how has this "prediction" been blown up to be so big? haven`t there been hundreds of predictions from random religions about the end of the world and they are always wrong? what about this one has gotten everyone so worked up?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    what about this one has gotten everyone so worked up?

    The pure stupidity of it I`d say.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    I kind of want the rapture to happen, if only for the fact that I want some peace and quiet.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    I honestly don`t know how many people think the rapture is tomorrow. I think it is a few people who arbitrarily picked a date. I`m a Christian and I think it is preposterous.
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    iGamer Male 18-29
    192 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    its on billboards
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    Johanvb Male 40-49
    509 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Is Blondies world tour kicking off tomorrow?
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    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Seeing what he`s wearing it looks like he would say "Yeah. Well, that`s like your opinion, man."
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    All quiet in NZ so far. Although it is unusually warm for a late May day.
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    Psycholady33 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    I might listen to the Family Radio station tomorrow to see how they react when the rapture doesn`t come. The FAQs on their site are hilarious!
    http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2080 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    If you had choose, regardless of your beliefs, who would you believe: Bible scripture, written by a disciple of Jesus, or some preacher who said God told him how to decipher Genesis to arrive at tomorrows date?
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    So how does that work since it won`t be the 21st all at once for everybody?
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Oh come on flingspoo, god may be omnipotent, but he can`t lift everyone at once. By the time he`s hoovered up Huntington, the big mans gonna be knackered.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    If the calculations came from the genealogy of the Book of Genesis, how did Genesis prophesy our modern calender?
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    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    "So how does that work since it won`t be the 21st all at once for everybody?"

    I was listening to Michael Medved today and he had one of tghe guys from the church esposuing this idea on the show. he said it would go by time zones and it would start at 6pm GMT. So those of us in the USA should get plenty of advance warning if thi sturns out to be real (which I personally do not believe it will happen)
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    The good news is that if the Rapture happens tomorrow, there will be a lot of new job openings on Monday. Unemployment: Solved!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 20, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    How many rapture events actually have been predicted
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    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    I like how lots of people are semi confident that nothing is going to happen, but they always have that thought that nags them to say.. u kno it mite happn rite?!@?!?!?
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    I think it would be hilarious if we found out the rapture actually happened 20-odd years ago.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    I like how lots of people are semi confident that something is going to happen, but they always have that thought that nags them to say.. you know nothing`s going to happen right?
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    The whole point of the rapture was not knowing when it was going to happen. I only have that nagging sense because you really don`t know if it`s going to happen, but judging from past experiences... y2k, bird flu, swine flu, this up coming rapture probably and I`m looking forward to 2012.
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    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    @ScottSerious

    I don`t think I like your attitude young man!
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    Rangerahab Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    @ScottSerious
    I know a lot of atheists that are semi-confident that there is no god. But they always have that nagging thought,what if I`m wrong?
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    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    i so have that, bucksteeth -.- `it..prolly won`t happen, but if it does, i`m so very drated.
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    teq78 Male 30-39
    216 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    would anyone of you believers give me all ur money and posessions since ur going to heaven? i mean, u say ur leaving and u wont need money where ur going so dont u think it would be selfish of u not to give it to me? just sayin...
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    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    I honestly do not know any Christians who believe this ...
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    shyviolet Female 50-59
    4 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    I`m holding out for that Mayan thing next year. I`m getting a little burned out with the doom and gloom crowd.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    "I know a lot of atheists that are semi-confident that there is no god. But they always have that nagging thought,what if I`m wrong?"

    ----

    Ah, but then that brings up the whole argument of "which god are we talking about here?"

    I think Richard Dawkins answered that question beautifully some time ago...
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    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    I really dont know any Christians who believe it, and I know quite a few...
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    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    Those who feel the need to use the word "drat" in place of f u c k, should be the ones taken.
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    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    anyone else feel like this might be a great lebowski related dealio?
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 12:04 am
    I know a TON of Christians (almost my entire family) and NONE of them believe its coming today. they really take the word of one man WAY to seriously
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 2:34 am
    @savemejebus clearly you are drating retarded
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 8:34 am
    @Fleaman1797 - "they really take the word of one man WAY to seriously"

    Isn`t that pretty much the whole religion thing in a can, anyway? I`m surprised the irony didn`t just jump up and smack you in the head while you were typing it.

    LOL

    8-) LJ
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 8:53 am
    @cuteniki

    I WANT MY 31 SECONDS BACK

    Also, betting money on it is a good deal for you.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    While you Xians are still waiting for the rapture I`m gonna have me some:
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 22, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    Not only atheists made bets on this. Trust me :)

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