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93 Responses to Nude Statue Of David Causes Controversy

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 12, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Link: Nude Statue Of David Causes Controversy - A statue is causing a stir in one Texas neighborhood. Is the owner right to keep in his yard or should he remove it ?
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    Black_August Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:42 am
    That street is clearly labeled "Lollipop Trail" not "Lollipop Lane".
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    AaronianKen Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:43 am
    i wonder how long it will be until i`m forced to chop off my wang because the fact i have one offends someone.
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    mearnhart Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Oh god, who the drat cares
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:47 am
    It doesn`t want to upload for me. Boo-whoo.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:47 am
    My god, the sense of entitlement makes me sick to my stomach. These neighbors need to grow up.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:51 am
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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:51 am
    it`s lollipop terrace btw.
    and learn to talk to your kids. if the kid is old enough to wonder what a penis is they are old enough to start learning about the human body, and anything else for that matter! our kids dont have to be repressed and ignorant like you do. drating texas
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:51 am
    All I get is an "Http/1.1 Service Unavailable" error.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:51 am
    OMG, a penis... How dare anyone show a penis? Considering over 50% of the world has one, and its a beautiful piece of art, they need to get over themselves.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:54 am
    imagine when they find out their children are stashing porn...
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    util Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Next week we learn that it was actually Improv Everywhere re-enacting that classic Simpsons episode.

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:09 am
    children old enough to notice it are old enough to talk about sex. children not old enough to be ready to talk about sex probably wont even notice it.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:11 am

    Oh My God!

    It`s a penis! How will we undo the damage done to our children!

    What`s next, dogs licking boners in pubic!?

    Oh the shame!

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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:12 am
    Don`t even need to see it - everyone`s offended by everything. Grass, no grass, clotheslines, plastic lawn animals, naked statutes - these neighbors need a hobby.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:13 am
    "what can you tell them (the children) if you haven`t talked to them about sex yet?"

    really??? How about "That`s a penis like you have" or for a girl "like daddy has" end of story...

    WHY can`t parents talk to their kids?!?!?!?
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Wow... These neighbors need something better to do with their time.

    There are replicas of Michelangelo`s David in public spaces all over the world, including this example from Delaware Park in my hometown of Buffalo, NY:



    Counting the base, it`s nearly 15 feet tall (5 metres for you Euros). It`s visible from not just the park itself, but also a four-lane highway that rins along the park`s northern edge. It`s been on open public view for 110 YEARS.

    Those neighbors really need to get a clue. The woman who implied that her SON had never seen a penis made me laugh.
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    WolfStar Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:14 am
    Util beat me to it. This is so incredibly stupid. That woman who mentioned sex pretty much summarised the problem. Not all nudity has to be sexualised. David isn`t humping anyone, so I don`t really see what the problem is. People need to get a grip. Their kids aren`t going to be scarred for life because they saw a statue with a penis.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:19 am
    "What can you tell you child if you haven`t talked about sex yet?"

    I can`t decide if she`s manufacturing disgust, or if she TRULY doesn`t realize that most kids learn gender differences years before any conversation about sex.
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    Enjin Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:20 am
    Mom whats that?

    It`s a really shoddy replica of actual art.
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:36 am
    While I don`t really understand why he has it outside (I`ve never really seen anyone put art on their lawn like that), those neighbors really do need to get over themselves. Their kids are going to find out about genitalia sooner or later. If you`re not prepared to answer your child`s questions about personal things like that, you`re not going to be a very helpful parent. People today just expect the schools to teach their kids everything at the "appropriate age".
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    fiizok Male 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:39 am
    I`d love to see their reactions to this house in the Hancock Park (yup, really!) section of Los Angeles. The name of the house is Youngwood Court.

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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:44 am
    Look. We know about the difference between genders long before the sex talk.

    Hell, I knew about sex long before the sex talk. My mom took me aside and started trying to give me the talk, and I said "no, it`s ok mom--I already know all about it." awkwardness avoided.

    We`re way too protective of our kids in the US... so protective that we assume they`re more innocent than they actually are.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:45 am
    "Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding. Soon we’ll be marching backward to the 16th century, where bigots burned the man who dared bring enlightenment and intelligence to the human mind. Hooligans of the world, unite! You have nothing to burn but your intellectuals. You’ll be setting man against man, creed against creed, ad nauseum."

    This is art. If you take away a persons right to do what they will on their own property, you take away all basic freedoms. Be there one man, woman or child oppressed, we all will be.
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    terracottus Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:46 am
    They will fight for your right to bear guns, but will protest against the right to show penis. Weird way of compensating America!

    Seriously, when your child doesn`t know what a pee-pee and a choo-choo is with the age of 4, there is something wrong with its education.
    On behalf of the neighbour: Douchy behaviour, even if it`s your right to do it, keep peace in your neighbourhood. Especially if it`s about a pooty replica of a piece of art you bought for 10$.
  26. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:56 am
    what does sex have to do with being nude? You have a child and they don`t know what a dick is? Tell them it`s for pissing with.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 10:57 am
    Its art not porn
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Not only is it a perfectly normal penis, as in a flaccid one- it is a very small penis. How could anyone find this offensive? Surely this is fine- your child must know what a penis looks like- and if not WHY NOT!!!
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:16 am
    The statue is offensive. Not because of the penis, but because it`s an extremely poor replica.
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    Chojiro Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:19 am
    So, you don`t want to talk to your kids about sex? Tough. That`s no real reason to take it down. Talk to your damn kids about sex...
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    planty Female 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:21 am
    OH goodness.. I`m guessing they NEVER take thier kids to a musem.. and most of those kids have probably seen worse on TV when mom was not looking.
  32. Profile photo of Tommy2X6
    Tommy2X6 Male 50-59
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:30 am
    "They got the Discovery Channel, don`t they?"
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:32 am
    bad taste should be illegal
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    green_batman Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Alright, it`s pretty tacky to have that in your yard, but it`s just nudity. If you`ve got a little boy, you don`t really even need to explain the statue to him because he`s already got the same parts and, if you have a little girl, it won`t kill you or her to tell her that boys have different parts from girls. If you`ve got children of both genders, they`ve probably already seen it, anyway.
  35. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:58 am
    mom what is that? "its a penis dear, only boys have them, that`s what they pee with. when your older ill tell you what else they are for but for now you don`t need to know." that`s what you tell them. idiots.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    "mom what is that? `its a penis dear, only boys have them, that`s what they pee with. when your older ill tell you what else they are for but for now you don`t need to know.` that`s what you tell them. idiots."

    You almost got it right, but you should have stopped after "that`s what they pee with." If they aren`t old enough to know what else it`s used for, then I don`t tell them there is another use for it.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    yes people the human body is a terrible thing and so is art...it should all be banned!


    pretty much the mentality of most Americans.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    oh and I am American.
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    dracokain Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    oh texas, you depress me a little more each day
  40. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    How long until we can all grow the drat up?
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    nny156 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    take the statue down cause sad pathetic parents would rather ignore their children and avoid talking to them about sex then later on complain when they catch their kids having sex in high school.
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    19842011 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    i dont see why u hafta teach ur kids about sex to explain to them what the statue is.. its not like hes bangin a chick its just a guy
  43. Profile photo of liberkaos
    liberkaos Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    What should we say to our kids?

    How about: That`s a penis.... Or perhaps: That`s a naked statue... you know naked, the thing that`s utterly shameful and must NEVER under ANY circumstances be achieved! YOU HEAR ME!? NEVER! FOR SHAME!

    ....

    Bloody uptight..*insert standard rant here*
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    Hoofer Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Lol black people.
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    "What am I supposed to tell my kids that is?"
    Hmm. I don`t know. Good question. How about you try telling them, "It`s a statue of a nude man and that`s his penis."
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    I am not up on my artworks - Is that a replica of the one in Rome carved by Michaelangelo?
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    memoryburner Male 13-17
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    May 13, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    Its human drating anatomy people...grow the drat up. The statue is also a recreation of a priceless work of art. I guess we should go through all the museums and old cathedrals and censor every drating nipple and whatnot? Like the Christians did way back when? Once again, grow the drat up.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    That`s sad. It`s art. Crappy copy-cat art, but it`s still art. Honestly it should just be easier to explain to them what it is. As a kid I walked into the bathroom when my dad was in the tub since we didn`t have a lock and I`m not emotionally damaged because of it... I never even asked questions. If I did I got a simple answer and was satisfied with it.
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    GParadox Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    My 17 month old son knows what his penis is, and knows that papa has one, and mama doesn`t. Its actually a lot easier to explain what body parts are when they are younger. People just like to complain. If it wasn`t a statue, it would have been his lawn. Not his lawn, maybe he left his newspapers out too long. I can`t stand neighbors like those people.
  50. Profile photo of Shaunoli
    Shaunoli Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    like Louis CK said about gay marriage, Just talk to your ugly kid for 5 minutes and explain that it`s a dick...dick
  51. Profile photo of Bealzebubble
    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    @inversegray. It`s in Florence, but yes you get the idea.
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    leeann591 Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    It`s these kind of people who end up with pregnant preteens on their hands because they`re too afraid to help their children understand their bodies. They`re not protecting their children, they`re protecting themselves from being uncomfortable. To a child, nakedness is natural...I`m the kids thought nothing of it.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    drating ridiculous humans. Kill them all. Worthless all.
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    xerch Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    That is not art, that is a crappy replica of the David... now
    this on the other hand is art...
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    human_exile Male 13-17
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    May 13, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    "drating ridiculous humans. Kill them all."

    finally found someone else with the same hatred of the human race as I
  56. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Fcking uneducated Texans. Those kids looked old enough to know their anatomy. I mean, there are PLENTY of children`s books that explain the differences between boys and girls, there`s NO reason kids shouldn`t know body parts.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    "What is that?"

    That`s the statue of a naked man, son.

    Also, it`s not like they don`t see the same exact thing in their national geographic magazines in school.
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    mom what`s that?
    well son you haven`t seen yours yet? HA
  59. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Why is it so hard for parents to talk to their kids about body parts? You don`t have to have the sex talk, just let them know the difference of a boy and girl.
    As a kid I would probably point a giggle. It wouldn`t scar me for life.
  60. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 13, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    "mommy, what`s that"
    "Thats just where the tacky queens live, dear"
  61. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    My 17 month old son knows what his penis is, and knows that papa has one, and mama doesn`t. Its actually a lot easier to explain what body parts are when they are younger.

    It`s better parenting too, as long as you tailor it for their age. Tell kids before they hear all sorts of ill-informed crap and they`ll just take it as normal. It`s just another of the billion and one questions children have about everything. Also, it`ll save them wondering if they`re normal.

    Too many people mistake ignorance for innocence. Innocence is fine for kids. Ignorance is dangerous for everyone.
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    mrpuddle Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    Yea! WHAT IS THIS NOW?!? WE ARE GOING TO LET ART BE SHOWN FREELY?? /sigh.

    Remember remember the fifth of November
    Gunpowder, treason and plot.
    I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
    Should ever be forgot...
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    A penis doesn`t have to start a conversation about sex.
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Americans are so ignorant when it comes to art.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    Somehow I get the feeling that those women don`t talk to their children about anything.
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Hey kid. Boys have winkies where they go pee-pee. Girls have who-whos where babies come out of the mommy`s tummy. We don`t touch each other there because it`s icky.

    There, I just explained genitalia with no mention of sex or sexual morality. Common sense 1. Stupid conservative mothers 0.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Negros dont care for plaster penis` but they dont mind all dat booty shakin on tv? hypocrite!
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    Renaud- Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Sexuality is one the most fun, important and natural aspect of human life. Existence without sex has no meaning because it`s the very reason we`re all here...These people try to hide it away from their kids because they are religious zealots, batpoo insane...People who shun sex should not be called ``people`,
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    nnotdead Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    drat
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    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    Hey dumb bitch.. tell your child it`s a penis. You don`t have to tell them it`s for f*cking. GEEZUZ! Get over yourself and go back to your house and look at your black velvet geebus poster.
  71. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    This is sooo funny!!!! These women act so offended by it, however they sure dont mind henning up and standing in the street gawking at it LOLOLOL!!!!

    COME ON FOLKS!!! ITS JUST A CONCRETE TALLY WACKER LOL!!! hehehe this tickles me... I guess the owners could always put a towel around the bottom half, or even put a loin cloth on or somthng LOL, just to make it convenient for these women, so they dont have to explain the birds and the bees to their little kiddies a couple of years too early LOL
  72. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    oh I`d like to smack the poo out of ther smart ass teenager... dumb mean person.
  73. Profile photo of glennmck
    glennmck Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    Why does a penis have to be related to sex?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    WHAT! They haven`t even ASKED the owners yet? What abject cowards!

    Tell your child it`s a PENIS you stupid VAGINA! Even my kids at work know the proper words for their body parts. Cheezus!

    That said, I think it belongs in the BACK yard. I love how the video`s "play button" was right over the offending member!! LMAO!
  75. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    Seriously! People need to get over it. Parents need to act like it is not a big deal and that genitals dont automaticly mean sex and then the kids wont think its a big deal. Its really not but then again i live in a sexually open family. Hey it works and im not scarred.
  76. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    Oh..lordy..lordy...lordy! Wait till they get to their 3rd child. Instead of all this hype and not knowing how to deal with this and their kids, it`ll be like : *It`s a penis kid, boys pee through it, now, go finish your kool-aid honey.* Yep, i`ve raised and still raising 3 great boys. They did not die of seeing penis...lolll
  77. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
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    May 13, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    If the original statue has been around for more than 500 YEARS and has not offended anyone then these hillbillies need to get over themselves. Ugh. One more strike against Texas.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    I love how they`re bitching about the art showing a little peen, while the daughter at 1:21 is clearly going for some boob action.
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    random882 Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2011 at 12:13 am
    It`s a penis.. This is whats wrong with America.. We can have VIOLENCE DRUGS all over the TV, but show a little human Anatomy, not even in a sexual way, and people go stupid... F*CK
  80. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 14, 2011 at 12:15 am
    I`m a conservative and gotta say these women are cowardly prudes.

    However, I hope this person does take into consideration the adverse attention this statue is getting before some idiot vandalizes it, thus getting even more TV airtime.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    May 14, 2011 at 4:41 am
    my little 3 year old knows what`s a penis,
    It`s basic anatomy, man I hate this kind of fake prudeness.Fuucking retards.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 14, 2011 at 7:44 am

    TokenBabe - [quote">"If the original statue has been around for more than 500 YEARS and has not offended anyone" [/quote">
    I agree with the sentiment, but not historically correct.

    DAVID`s peepee has always been a controvercy. Pope Innocent X (1644-1655) started the original fig-leaf campaign. Popes since have used the fig leaf or removed it, depending.

    Currenlty, Pope Benedict XVI stopped short of calling for any part of Michelangelo’s David to be removed, but insisted that the statue must be fitted with a removable fig leaf to cloth the nude masterpiece. The Pope has called upon the Italian government to protect the innocence of visitors to Florence’s Accademia Gallery by covering David’s nakedness.

    LINK
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    Scotchorama Male 30-39
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    May 14, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Gerry1of1: "The Vatican statement ended with a message of hope from the Pope who encouraged observers and non-observers alike to have a “Happy April Fools Day!”
  84. Profile photo of morrach
    morrach Male 30-39
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    May 14, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    "What do you tell your child if you haven`t talked to them about sex yet?"

    You either tell them the truth or make something up, you goddamn idiot. YOU talk to your stupid child.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    let me guess... this is in the USA
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2011 at 3:18 pm
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    May 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    What do you tell a child if you haven`t talked about sex yet? YOU TELL THEM IT`S A dratING PENIS. It`s just a freaking body part. You don`t need to talk about sex. Just say, "it`s a penis" and move on. Jesus Christ.
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    @TokenBabe, don`t judge Texas as a whole based on a few... less than intelligent people.
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    Garu Male 30-39
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    May 14, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    @ zombunny: Thought the same thing.
    If thats how you think the next kid asking you that will be your grandchild. It beats yard gnomes.
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    Garu Male 30-39
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    May 14, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    @ SvampeBob: Yeah, art and literature is not our strong point. The thing that makes us awesome also makes us suck. U... S... A..., U... S... A..., U... S... A..., U... S... A..., everybody now, U... S... A... you to Euros U... S... A..., U... S... A...,
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 12:13 am
    OHHH MY GOD A PENIS!!!!! ITS THE END OF DAYS!!!!!
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    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 11:54 am
    Why can parents never have one drating `difficult` conversation with their kids?!
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    Bahaha! the `play` button blocks it.

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