Now That`s Thinking With Portals! [Pic]

Submitted by: ledzeppeloyd 6 years ago in Funny

If only you"d had a portal gun, you wouldn"t have needed that surgical rib removal after all.
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Female 136
this would make shaving so much easier
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Male 686
I think the real question you need to answer is... would you swallow?
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Male 2,419
@shadowvamp you logic is faulty, it seems that some men have problems with the thought of their _own_ sex in their mouth. they didn`t mention anything about the opposite sex. so you go clean the carpet and report back to us on how you liked that.

As for me, well on hand it might be gay, on the other hand it would be wonderful. and gay and wonderful would make me mighty cheery ,) esp since i would not need a female around. imagine the peace.. and the spare time, and the money..
my god, we would actual have time to think of finance and build portals. *need to approach this dogma sideways*
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Male 588
Old...
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Male 1,197
i would do that
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Female 362
To all the guys thinking of how much the feeling in your mouth would be a horrible turn-off, remember that next time your girlfriend`s on her knees for you.
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Male 165
Perfect for guys that can`t get any themselves.
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Male 9
"Portals don`t work like that"

How so?
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Male 3,612
Portals don`t work like that
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Male 734
Uh, no, I don`t want to suck my own dick.
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Male 10,855
Definitely easier for your back hehe.


[quote]I`m pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth...[/quote]

I`ll just have to see what Gerry would have to say to that.
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Male 637
@Niceguy191 I`m thinking vice versa
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Male 696
"I`m pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth... "

This. A million times: this!

Still a great pic, tho.
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Female 101
Someone do the girl version plz!!!!
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Male 171
Niceguy191 ftw!
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Male 2,229
The comments are WAY more entertaining than the picture.
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Male 169
I`m pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth...
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Male 725
No thanks, I`ll keep my boyfriends.
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Male 590
you touch your own penis when you masturbate... doesn`t mean you like touching penises or that you`re gay - case closed

i believe this argument first occurred on an SNL skit where a guy learns yoga in order to fellate himself
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Male 25,416
thing outside the square. awesome
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Male 2,376
why is everyone saying nice!? your sucking a penis, you may be getting a bj, but your also giving a bj!?

your just mad cause you don`t wanna get herpes from yourself.

count me in
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Male 875
i`ve never wanted to do this. sure it`ll feel good `n` all but the feeling of it in my mouth i think would be weird
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Male 347
why so many guys want to suck their own c,ocks?
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Male 18
why is everyone saying nice!? your sucking a penis, you may be getting a bj, but your also giving a bj!?
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Male 71
amazing.
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Male 365
Came up with this a couple of weeks ago. It inspired me to create a portal gun of my own from the schematics in the trailer. Still working on that...
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Male 148
i want a portal to be real now...
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Male 102
I would never leave my house if I could do this...
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Male 176
genius
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Male 543
wow...nice
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Male 2,121
I would definitely do that...
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Female 3,001
well you would probably know how you like it... so you would probably give yourself the best blow job you`ve ever had.
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Male 4,902
i dont get it
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Male 92
Listen... to all you guys(kids) who say eeew gross: You wouldn`t jerk a guy off, but you masturbate, so...
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Male 39
Ohh no. You have killed all my desire to play portal.
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Male 75
Honestly, if I could I would. Then I won`t have to spend money on bitches.
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Male 81
Heureux, nice, but

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Male 1,440
@Heureux,

don`t you think you lied about your age, as well, 20 or 30 years ?
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Male 1,440
@Heureux,

(the) portal guy, isn`t doing it to someone else, hes doing it to himself, unless im looking at it wrong
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Male 562
Can you imagine the paradoxical mess you`d make? EPIC!
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Male 562
I was thinking morning wood pee control, then it hit me. Yeah, I`d do it and any that says he wouldn`t. LIES, EVERYONE, LIES!
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Female 189
Like this is new... *snort* Pshh...
>_>
<_<
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Male 1,054
"would any guy, honestly want to do that, even if it is himself?"

Tubby, did you lie and add 10 years to your age, or fifteen?
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Male 40
who could even think about this
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Male 1,122
Great...its just a matter of time before someone shoots a portal at the ladies toilet bowl and then the underside of their desk.
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No wait, that might actually just be a bad idea.
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Male 6,694
Well. Ok then.
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Male 1,122
wow...just, wow.
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Male 1,083
lolll
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Male 177
lol
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Male 385
LOL
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Male 1,440
would any guy, honestly want to do that, even if it is himself?
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Male 2,384
Link: Now That`s Thinking With Portals! [Pic] [Rate Link] - If only you`d had a portal gun, you wouldn`t have needed that surgical rib removal after all.
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