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Date: 05/16/11 11:17 AM

52 Responses to Now That`s Thinking With Portals! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 5:17 am
    Link: Now That`s Thinking With Portals! - If only you`d had a portal gun, you wouldn`t have needed that surgical rib removal after all.
  2. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:26 am
    would any guy, honestly want to do that, even if it is himself?
  3. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:28 am
    LOL
  4. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:30 am
    lol
  5. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:33 am
    lolll
  6. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:35 am
    wow...just, wow.
  7. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Well. Ok then.
  8. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:43 am
    Great...its just a matter of time before someone shoots a portal at the ladies toilet bowl and then the underside of their desk.
    .
    .
    No wait, that might actually just be a bad idea.
  9. Profile photo of rob_rn
    rob_rn Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:49 am
    who could even think about this
  10. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:56 am
    "would any guy, honestly want to do that, even if it is himself?"

    Tubby, did you lie and add 10 years to your age, or fifteen?
  11. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Like this is new... *snort* Pshh...
    >_>
    <_<
  12. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    I was thinking morning wood pee control, then it hit me. Yeah, I`d do it and any that says he wouldn`t. LIES, EVERYONE, LIES!
  13. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    Can you imagine the paradoxical mess you`d make? EPIC!
  14. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    @Heureux,

    (the) portal guy, isn`t doing it to someone else, hes doing it to himself, unless im looking at it wrong
  15. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    @Heureux,

    don`t you think you lied about your age, as well, 20 or 30 years ?
  16. Profile photo of Ujelly
    Ujelly Male 30-39
    81 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Heureux, nice, but

  17. Profile photo of Raptorkat
    Raptorkat Male 18-29
    75 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Honestly, if I could I would. Then I won`t have to spend money on bitches.
  18. Profile photo of fatbone
    fatbone Male 18-29
    39 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    Ohh no. You have killed all my desire to play portal.
  19. Profile photo of theend81
    theend81 Male 30-39
    92 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    Listen... to all you guys(kids) who say eeew gross: You wouldn`t jerk a guy off, but you masturbate, so...
  20. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    i dont get it
  21. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    well you would probably know how you like it... so you would probably give yourself the best blow job you`ve ever had.
  22. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    I would definitely do that...
  23. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    wow...nice
  24. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    genius
  25. Profile photo of BrodyBoy1993
    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    I would never leave my house if I could do this...
  26. Profile photo of erick0619
    erick0619 Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    i want a portal to be real now...
  27. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Came up with this a couple of weeks ago. It inspired me to create a portal gun of my own from the schematics in the trailer. Still working on that...
  28. Profile photo of jdee89
    jdee89 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    amazing.
  29. Profile photo of HerpaDerpa
    HerpaDerpa Male 13-17
    18 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    why is everyone saying nice!? your sucking a penis, you may be getting a bj, but your also giving a bj!?
  30. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    why so many guys want to suck their own c,ocks?
  31. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    i`ve never wanted to do this. sure it`ll feel good `n` all but the feeling of it in my mouth i think would be weird
  32. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    why is everyone saying nice!? your sucking a penis, you may be getting a bj, but your also giving a bj!?

    your just mad cause you don`t wanna get herpes from yourself.

    count me in
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    thing outside the square. awesome
  34. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    you touch your own penis when you masturbate... doesn`t mean you like touching penises or that you`re gay - case closed

    i believe this argument first occurred on an SNL skit where a guy learns yoga in order to fellate himself
  35. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    No thanks, I`ll keep my boyfriends.
  36. Profile photo of niceguy191
    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    I`m pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth...
  37. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    The comments are WAY more entertaining than the picture.
  38. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    Niceguy191 ftw!
  39. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    Someone do the girl version plz!!!!
  40. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    "I`m pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth... "

    This. A million times: this!

    Still a great pic, tho.
  41. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    @Niceguy191 I`m thinking vice versa
  42. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    Definitely easier for your back hehe.


    I`m pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth...

    I`ll just have to see what Gerry would have to say to that.
  43. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    Uh, no, I don`t want to suck my own dick.
  44. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    Portals don`t work like that
  45. Profile photo of NickG62
    NickG62 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    "Portals don`t work like that"

    How so?
  46. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    Perfect for guys that can`t get any themselves.
  47. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:46 am
    To all the guys thinking of how much the feeling in your mouth would be a horrible turn-off, remember that next time your girlfriend`s on her knees for you.
  48. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:13 am
    i would do that
  49. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:48 am
    Old...
  50. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:27 am
    @shadowvamp you logic is faulty, it seems that some men have problems with the thought of their _own_ sex in their mouth. they didn`t mention anything about the opposite sex. so you go clean the carpet and report back to us on how you liked that.

    As for me, well on hand it might be gay, on the other hand it would be wonderful. and gay and wonderful would make me mighty cheery ,) esp since i would not need a female around. imagine the peace.. and the spare time, and the money..
    my god, we would actual have time to think of finance and build portals. *need to approach this dogma sideways*
  51. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:57 am
    I think the real question you need to answer is... would you swallow?
  52. Profile photo of theferret
    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    this would make shaving so much easier

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