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Date: 05/20/11 09:17 AM

120 Responses to New Fashion Alert: Ultra Micro Mini Skirts! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Link: New Fashion Alert: Ultra Micro Mini Skirts! - Ladies and gentlemen, I think we`ve shrunk the micro-mini as small as they can get.
  2. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:22 am
    hmmm... idk what it is but this time ill have to agree with the fashion world
  3. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Those are actually belts. They`re not wearing anything above their panties.
  4. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Oh...and the left one is a fat ass. She`s wearing a mini-mini skirt and yet can`t buy one that`ll stay zipped up.
  5. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Pinky on the right has some saddles developing. Boy have I got a thing for those...
    :-)
  6. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:25 am
    Nah, they can get smaller - the question is do we want that to happen?
  7. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:27 am

  8. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:28 am
    In reality you can only judge a woman by her ankles and feet. It is THE number one male fetish! Everything else plays second to that.
  9. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Ok, it`s fine to look sexy, but that`s just ridiculous. Might as well wear nothing at all
  10. Profile photo of Wuhu
    Wuhu Male 30-39
    21 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:30 am
    I think we`re at the point we might as well walk around naked. It`s too bad, I used to enjoy actually leaving something to the imagination.
  11. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Wow, those don`t even cover a small ass. Why bother at all tbh :p
  12. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:33 am
    I was expecting to be turned on by this. Instead I lost my appetite.
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36682 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:35 am

    Because todays fashions don`t look enough like a hooker?
  14. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:42 am
    I agree with the OP. Anything less is a belt.

  15. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:42 am
    Looks trashy.. even on asses that fine
  16. Profile photo of elderban
    elderban Male 30-39
    390 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:43 am
    Why even bother at this point...?

  17. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:46 am
    If I saw someone wearing this I would point and laugh. These kind of people are image driven and if they see people laughing at them they will be so embarrassed they wont wear it again. I mean, they are only immature high schoolers right? Normal adults wouldn`t do this.... right?
  18. Profile photo of Fazerella
    Fazerella Female 13-17
    106 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:47 am
    I wouldn`t like to see a 40-year-old wearing that. Or anybody else, for that matter.
  19. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:48 am
    YES! ive been waiting for these
  20. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Since when does prostitutes dictate fashion?...oh wait
  21. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:53 am
    A new fashion, we all can get behind ;)
  22. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:57 am
    halfpintroo, i wish it were true

    ha rhymed
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36682 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:57 am

    It`s not a look that works for everyone.


  24. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:01 am
    Gerry! She`s not passing the ankle test!
  25. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:02 am
    Too much booty even for a ninja!
  26. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:02 am
    "Excuse me, what gentleman`s club and or ally way will you be preforming at tonight?"
  27. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:04 am
    All aboard the too-trashy-to-actually-be-attractive train! Destination: those two!
  28. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:04 am
    What is the point? Just wear panties!
  29. Profile photo of Kickan
    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
    I approve.
  30. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:12 am
    "oh ya, that`s just so trashy, I can`t stand when girls do stuff like that" *wipes drool from chin*
  31. Profile photo of easiersaid
    easiersaid Female 18-29
    83 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:15 am
    It`s going to be a belt with underpants soon enough.
  32. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:15 am
    @Gerry - LOL - you know only fat chicks will wear them if they go mainstream. Why, fat chicks? Why?
  33. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:21 am
    I`m cool with that
  34. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:25 am
    Ya, they`re called `hookers`
  35. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:26 am
    Looks terrible! They should take them off at once! *drools visibly*
  36. Profile photo of cjk718
    cjk718 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:28 am
    At least have an ass if you`re going to wear something like that.
  37. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Hells yeah...going to go buy one for my girlfriend.
  38. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:37 am
    "Ya, they`re called `hookers`"

    exactly. if i see this in public the first things i think of are: a) she`s a total skank, and b) she`s probably had at least one STD.
  39. Profile photo of Machida
    Machida Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:38 am
    10/10
  40. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:48 am
    They are called `Belts`
  41. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:53 am
    I`m a straight girl, so maybe there`s something I`m missing here, but HOW is that attractive?
  42. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Can`t sit anywhere?
  43. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:01 am
    How is that NOT attractive?! - the girl on the left has THE CUTEST bum!!!
  44. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:07 am
    Sorry but, No fat chicks are allowed to wear these.
  45. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:10 am
    @JoeYC: My girlfriend used to wear these. My stepdad used to say "you`re not going out with this belt" ... "but, dad, that`s a skirt" ... "no at that length, it`s a belt"
  46. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Stay classy san diego
  47. Profile photo of jenniferm1
    jenniferm1 Male 40-49
    39 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Seastone. I`m a lesbian and I am also puzzled by why this is attractive.
  48. Profile photo of rynEnigma
    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:17 am
    New Fashion Alert for me. I can pull it off.
  49. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:27 am
    only attractive women are allowed to wear these. they shouldn`t be made in a 12 or anything like that.
  50. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Nice!

    Seems redundant though. Why not then just wear underwear?

    Sorry but, No fat chicks are allowed to wear these.
    For them it would be a belt.
  51. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Anybody that calls them whores have earned the right to do so. Nothing says "I`m a slut" like a skirt that doesn`t even cover your ass. Unless you`re at the beach, then you can apparently be as naked as you want.
  52. Profile photo of deathcab4aj
    deathcab4aj Female 30-39
    167 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Stripper fashion
  53. Profile photo of IGORED
    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:49 am
    nice!!!!! my sister number 3 prostitute in all the land
  54. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 11:58 am
  55. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    @scott serious anyone under a 12 shouldnt wear it because they have no ass to show
  56. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    I`m ok with this.
  57. Profile photo of sbutler1
    sbutler1 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    pretty sure that`s not new, never been to Newcastle on a friday night in the last 20 years?
  58. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    this is just stupid. unless it is part of a bathing suit. and even then, unless it`s on a 5 year old and looks cute, it would just be slutty.
    whores.
  59. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    i am all for this
  60. Profile photo of Reggae_Dude
    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    I approve
  61. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    finally something in the fashion world i care about
  62. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    The newest thing in skank wear!
  63. Profile photo of Tramonta
    Tramonta Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:07 pm

  64. Profile photo of Silverflame
    Silverflame Male 18-29
    90 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    your not hearing me complaining
  65. Profile photo of SirLunchalot
    SirLunchalot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    @emmettyville: You shouldn`t talk down on slutty whores. They are my favourite type.
  66. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    I thought those were called belts?
  67. Profile photo of mrrossh
    mrrossh Male 18-29
    74 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    "think we`ve shrunk the micro-mini as small as they can get"

    Challenge accepted.
  68. Profile photo of Reapergirl
    Reapergirl Female 18-29
    93 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    In my times this was called a belt O.o
  69. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    I`ve seen underwear less revealing than those skirts. But hey, those tramps will get all the pathetic guys and leave the real men for the rest of us.
  70. Profile photo of Monosandalos
    Monosandalos Male 30-39
    285 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    If you have a nice enough posterior to look good in them, you shouldn`t really be wearing them anyway.
  71. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Not as small as it can get. you forgot dental floss
  72. Profile photo of Monte
    Monte Female 18-29
    12 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    The girlies should calm down!
    Who the hell cares what they wear? It has no effect on me at all. They could wear nothing an i wouldn`t give two poos.
    They have nice figures though.
  73. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    This is ok.
  74. Profile photo of iGamer
    iGamer Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    I`m pretty sure some has already taken a pair of scissors to those in an attempt to maximize on the skankiness
  75. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5443 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    @Monte -- Monte doesn`t care if girls go full Monte?
  76. Profile photo of daverazor
    daverazor Male 50-59
    198 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    YES!
  77. Profile photo of acmoore92
    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    A turtle skirt: if it was any higher, you could see the snapper. This may actually exceed that hyperbole..
  78. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    I have no problem with this
  79. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    They`re whores. And when I write whores, I mean literally whores. Women who have sex for money.
  80. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    I`m going to have to agree. I believe they are just hookers. Those bags and purses are all part of the `high class` hooker act that find appealing because they want a Paris Hilton hooker.
  81. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    I don`t think they`re prostitutes.

    I used to live in a red light district. This was before the surveillance state existed here, so prostitutes openly worked the streets. I worked late shifts, so I`d be walking home past them most nights on my way back from the town centre where I worked.

    They dressed more conservatively than many of the women out round the pubs and clubs in the town centre.

    Although that might be environmental - it`s usually too cold around here at night to hang around on street corners half dressed.

    I think this is posing clothing. Woohoo, look at me! Like a peacock strutting with his tail unfurled.
  82. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    IF this is the people wearing it, i have no problem
  83. Profile photo of sgodtfred
    sgodtfred Male 30-39
    47 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Hey, great! I just realised men can wear those - since they cover nothing anyway.
  84. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    @anglion

    If you`re in a place where it`s warmer and does allow for this, you`ll see it. I`ve seen woman out around like this during the summer when they can. Most of the hookers I`ve seen weren`t dressed THIS skimpily, but their skirts were short and their heels high. It all depends on the demographic and geography really.

    I personally wouldn`t be surprised if they were, because this is just ridiculous. It`s no longer a "micromini" as it is just a way to accentuate their panties.
  85. Profile photo of sgibson12
    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    isn`t this where the term hoochie mama originates from?
  86. Profile photo of Tekas
    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    @Reapergirl "In my times this was called a belt O.o"

    My thoughts exactly!
  87. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    More covering than a bikini
  88. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Wow. Classy.
  89. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    why bother with the skirt?
  90. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    woooow. :/
  91. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    That`s hot! The only problem is that the women wearing these will, too often, be poor candidates for this fashion. Remember whales in spandex some years ago?
  92. Profile photo of d4es
    d4es Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    I like. Hope it takes off.
  93. Profile photo of bigbaddave
    bigbaddave Male 40-49
    214 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    I see nothing wrong with the skirts... other then they are a touch to long
  94. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    Oh my god... thats straight pussy showing in public dude. I bet those things cover no cameltoe what so ever. That dratin boss though, who wouldnt stare a while..
  95. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    awesome!! :D

    and dont be sad kittencereal, im sure youd be a good candidate to wear one :P
  96. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    If their asses had been bigger I would`ve bet money that this was the Kardashians. Either way, Slut Patrol is on the move!
  97. Profile photo of _Truth_
    _Truth_ Male 18-29
    95 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    Its a shot from the beach walk. Those are actually bathing suits ive seen around lately. Its ok if its a suit right?
  98. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    c`mon guys, let`s all pray together, for an all pasty outfit.
  99. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    I saw a girl with a skirt down to her ankles the other day and I thought that it actually looked better then the miniskirts
  100. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    Fashion alert? more like whiplash alert
  101. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    Haha, the girl on the left needs to get a bigger size, her zipper stretched open. Excuse me honey, but you`re ass is too fat for your handkerchief.
  102. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 1:33 am
    They might as well be wearing nothing.
  103. Profile photo of Demstar_Aus
    Demstar_Aus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 1:50 am
    These aren`t skirts, they`re belts.
  104. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 2:13 am
    no, they can definitely get smaller.
  105. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 3:13 am
    you can tell who the ugly girls are by reading the comments
  106. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 3:39 am
    Perfect.
  107. Profile photo of Fermina1990
    Fermina1990 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 5:10 am
    The extra ultra Micro Mini Skirts!
  108. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 5:23 am
    Well, if you got it, flaunt it

    :D
  109. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 7:42 am
    i am sorry you turned out ugly but why bash those who didn`t? they did nothing to you. (aimed at nobody particular)
  110. Profile photo of Crinkle25
    Crinkle25 Female 30-39
    34 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 9:24 am
    I think these girls mistook some belts for actual articles of clothing. Poor things.
  111. Profile photo of Civas-lies
    Civas-lies Male 18-29
    48 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Yeah, I`m ok with this.
  112. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 10:25 am
    Heyfermina1990.... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  113. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Looks uncomfortable
  114. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    What`s the point? When you think something like that is still clothing, you`ve gone too far down the road of self-degradation!
  115. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    pricetag: $450
  116. Profile photo of Dead_Serious
    Dead_Serious Male 30-39
    28 posts
    May 22, 2011 at 12:20 am
    About time.
  117. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 5:52 am
    Leave something to the imagination ffs.

  118. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Finally!!

  119. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    May 25, 2011 at 6:12 am
    Those are strippers. You won`t be seeing your hot neighbor wearing one of those anytime soon. Unless she`s a stripper that is.
  120. Profile photo of mk0664
    mk0664 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 26, 2011 at 11:10 am
    TINY MINISKIRTS!!!

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