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Date: 05/11/11 08:57 AM

66 Responses to Mens` And Womens` Deodorant: The Smell Wars [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:59 am
    Link: Mens` And Womens` Deodorant: The Smell Wars - What DOES an avalanche smell like?
  2. Profile photo of Zach82
    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Some "Nothing" scented deodorant, please!
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Lol so true so true
  4. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:07 am
    it works doesnt it?
  5. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:15 am
    Yes, because all men want to smell like fruit.
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    brianlance Male 30-39
    140 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:24 am
    my deodorant is "Fresh" scented
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:24 am
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:27 am
    An avalanche smells like death. Cold, cold death.
  9. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:28 am
    Gerry send me a bottle :|
  10. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:29 am
    men want to smell like a man. If there was a scent called whoop @$$. Id wear it even if it smelt like something lame. f*** you is an even better scent imho.
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    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:31 am
    They should make smells that Rambo would wear.

    "Blood of the innocents"
    "Thousands dead"
    "Machete drip"
    "Sweat bucket"
    "Cracked communist"
    etc.
    Have them ordered by strength: glock, UMP, m16, m249, Gatling, Abrams, Manhattan Project, God`s fist.

    I`d buy `em.
  12. Profile photo of Lantis
    Lantis Female 18-29
    27 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:38 am
    I HATE the smell of mens deodorant, which makes me wonder how any women can like the smell :P
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:46 am
    the men`s scents are supposed to sound sexy. that is their ad departments call. because, well, lets face it; most guys dont want to smell like fruit and flowers. or at least they dont want to admit to wanting to smell like fruit and flowers.
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    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:46 am
    So i smell like Cool Water (as opposed to hot water??) i smell like Shock and Africa (Lynx/Axe) and i also smell ACTIVE. WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:48 am
    hwkiller, "blood of the innocents"? Rambo never killed the innocents. They drew first blood, not him!
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 10:02 am
    HWKiller, you start that company and I will BUY YOUR poo!
  17. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    if you guys look at some of the names for women`s perfumes its the same. what does hypnotic poison smell like? obsession? an evening in Paris? white diamonds? juicy? do diamonds have a smell?
  18. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    they still smell nice, no matter what "manly" things they call them.
    but lol none the less.
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    Ontario Male 18-29
    229 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    @jinxie
    An evening in Paris must be odorant, not deodorant
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    @jinxiejae: diamonds smell like 4-6 of my paycheques...

    I like the origional Old Spice. In the deoderant isle there was 27 kinds of "Old Spice" and NOT ONE `origional`!! wtf man!
  21. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    ps, i like to smell like food for some reason. vanilla is good.
  22. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    If they made a male deodorant that smelled like Chocolate, women would be all over the wearers
  23. Profile photo of Dreamstarr77
    Dreamstarr77 Female 30-39
    99 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Axe/Lynx have dark chocolate deoderant here in the UK ....... just sayin`
  24. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    @korahn

    Axe `Dark Temptation" is chocolatey and should be available anywhere. There are also good brands with chocolaty smelling deodorants.
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    @korahn
    They have

  26. Profile photo of blounsb999
    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    2emmetty Vanilla??
  27. Profile photo of kotja
    kotja Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    Q: What DOES an avalanche smell like?
    A: Avalanche itself doesn`t smell like anything.
    BUT If you get INTO an avalanche you do something that smells but you will not buy deodorant that smells like that.
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Also @korahn
    Having `women all over the wearers" was the center of their whole ad campaign (really every axe ad campaign)



    I actually had bar once, besides not really smelling like chocolate, at all, there was a surprising lack of of horny skanks flocking to feet...sigh... there`s never a flock of horny skanks when you need one.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Ha ha ha, its funny kos its true
  30. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    My stick claims to smell like "Ice, Wind, and Freedom" hahhahahha
  31. Profile photo of Tacosnak
    Tacosnak Male 30-39
    54 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    My wife uses the "Tom`s Natural" because of the nickel in the Anti-perspirent stuff. It one of the only female deodorants that are nickel-free.
    I have read too many times about people getting nickel poisoning leading to Alzheimers. If it can`t absorb sweat, it will absorb into your body.
  32. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    AXE smells horrible, if you want a girl choose a nice cologne that doesn`t smell like sweaty butt and you`ll be fine.
  33. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    I always thought some lynx deodorants smelled nice, they just have silly names.
  34. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    I closed it once I realized they didn`t even spell "deodorant" right.
  35. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Mine main stick smells like pears and my purse stick smells like sweet pea and violet. Sometimes I sniff my pits just to get a whiff of the delicious aroma of fruit and flowers.
  36. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    My wife uses the "Tom`s Natural" because of the nickel in the Anti-perspirent stuff. It one of the only female deodorants that are nickel-free.
    I have read too many times about people getting nickel poisoning leading to Alzheimers. If it can`t absorb sweat, it will absorb into your body.

    Nickel? Last I heard, people were saying that about aluminium.
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    Advertising. I wouldn`t be surprised if in some cases exactly the same deodorant is put into two different containers with very different advertising, one for men and one for women.

    Of course, it`s just gendered stuff and therefore doesn`t actually matter. I`ve often used "women`s" deodorants, shower gels, etc and I haven`t changed sex. Maybe I smell slightly of passionflower and ylang ylang(*) or whatever. Why care? It`s a nice smell.

    * I have no idea how to pronounce that.


    Off on a tangent...I`ve seen numerous smellies with the ingredients listed in French and Latin as if that made them sexy (French) and scientific (Latin). Cut that crap out, please, it`s silly. Or maybe they`re just trying to cover up the fact that the main ingredient is usually water.
  38. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    avalanche? it smells like the wind on a mountain... plus loads and loads of ice cubes.
  39. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    This is why I use unscented deodorant and wear patchouli oil or sandalwood oil... Nice subtle smells...
  40. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    I just use a deodorant stone. No smell at all.
  41. Profile photo of Baphometa
    Baphometa Male 18-29
    70 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    ive never worn deodorant i shower daily and a extra time after hard work. i guess my scent isnt as strong as others and im thankful. no complaints from anyone ever about me stinking =D
  42. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    I hate most men`s smelly things >> I`ve only ever liked Axe on one person... I`m happy to be a girl and smell like cucumber or pomegranate and orange ^o^ smelling like fruit is better than smelling like kilo >>
  43. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    "ive never worn deodorant i shower daily and a extra time after hard work. i guess my scent isnt as strong as others and im thankful. no complaints from anyone ever about me stinking =D"

    ... I definitely would start, just in case. There was a girl who said about the same thing last year in my class who proudly said that she didn`t get body odor, when in fact I was about gagging everytime she raised her hand. People are generally polite and don`t point out body odor.
  44. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    I think on men, the original Old Spice is best, but maybe I`m just traditional :D
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    now compare the prices of men and women`s deodorant.
  46. Profile photo of tinnypuff
    tinnypuff Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    The One by Dior is my favorite scent for men, and Armani Code! :)
  47. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    @test-user564

    Welllll ask and ye shall receive.

    In Canadia land...

    Old Spice-3.62
    Axe- 3.97
    Speedstick- 3.47

    Dove- 3.29
    Secret- 3.47
    Lady Speedstick- 3.49

    Soooo what`s your point?

    Old spice makes me weak. Love it.
  48. Profile photo of television17
    television17 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    That`s nothing.
    In Australia, there`s an add for Air Wick (I think) air fresheners that smell like, and I quote,
    `Open window`.
    If that`s not messed up, I don`t know what is.
  49. Profile photo of ElGuybrush
    ElGuybrush Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    Dolce & Gabana - Light Blue
    It`s a great cologne

    As for deodorant, whatever matches that. I like Hugo Boss` element
  50. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:59 pm
    I think an avalanche smells like death, if you`re crushed by it.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:14 am
    har har har
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:36 am
    Think i picked up a "cool breeze" today. Wouldn`t that just smell like whatever the breeze blew over? What if it happened to blow over a pig farm?
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    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:11 am
    The english version of Axe (Lynx I think) has really nice ones. Chocolate, leather, etc. Weird but I like them ^_^
    The American version is very stupid though. Yeah, I dunno what the hell surf is meant to smell like. Salt or something?
  54. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:55 am
    fever does smell alright, but its nothing compared to the aqua di gio deodorant stick
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:07 am
    Wait...cucumber? That`s a wtf
  56. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:00 am
    I could smell a good avalanche from miles
  57. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:17 am
    I really think that AXE and Old Spice are getting their deotorant names from the 90`s Gatorade flavors.
  58. Profile photo of erick0619
    erick0619 Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:05 am
    gentle-tramp: aqua di gio is the poo
  59. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:18 am
    So fcuking funny. This is why I wear Tom`s deodorant- calendula is both manly AND identifiable. And, they don`t spend millions of dollars trying to tap into male sexual insecurity.
  60. Profile photo of MissIndepend
    MissIndepend Female 30-39
    75 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:48 am
    LMAO... this is really funny... where i`m from FEVER smells like vicks vapor rub and eucalyptus oil
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    XD
  62. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    Yeah Axe smells horrible. Makes me choke. All women agree. Men please stop wearing it. NO DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY!!!
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    Dosen`t matter, Bengay and Gold Bond over power anything else.
  64. Profile photo of Kaid-
    Kaid- Female 18-29
    38 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    I like the way some Old Spice, smells lemony and fresh, though I do prefer girls deodorant smell wise most of the time.
  65. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 1:25 am
    You smell like aftershave and taco meat
  66. Profile photo of jessyfish
    jessyfish Female 18-29
    90 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    I looove the chocolate axe...

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