Mens` And Womens` Deodorant: The Smell Wars [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago in Misc

What DOES an avalanche smell like?
There are 66 comments:
Female 90
I looove the chocolate axe...
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Male 521
You smell like aftershave and taco meat
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Female 38
I like the way some Old Spice, smells lemony and fresh, though I do prefer girls deodorant smell wise most of the time.
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Male 562
Dosen`t matter, Bengay and Gold Bond over power anything else.
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Female 999
Yeah Axe smells horrible. Makes me choke. All women agree. Men please stop wearing it. NO DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY!!!
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Male 6,694
XD
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Female 75
LMAO... this is really funny... where i`m from FEVER smells like vicks vapor rub and eucalyptus oil
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Male 2,868
So fcuking funny. This is why I wear Tom`s deodorant- calendula is both manly AND identifiable. And, they don`t spend millions of dollars trying to tap into male sexual insecurity.
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Male 148
gentle-tramp: aqua di gio is the poo
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Male 2,521
I really think that AXE and Old Spice are getting their deotorant names from the 90`s Gatorade flavors.
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Male 707
I could smell a good avalanche from miles
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Male 571
Wait...cucumber? That`s a wtf
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Male 498
fever does smell alright, but its nothing compared to the aqua di gio deodorant stick
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Male 405
The english version of Axe (Lynx I think) has really nice ones. Chocolate, leather, etc. Weird but I like them ^_^
The American version is very stupid though. Yeah, I dunno what the hell surf is meant to smell like. Salt or something?
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Male 1,744
Think i picked up a "cool breeze" today. Wouldn`t that just smell like whatever the breeze blew over? What if it happened to blow over a pig farm?
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Male 4,902
har har har
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Male 588
I think an avalanche smells like death, if you`re crushed by it.
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Male 19
Dolce & Gabana - Light Blue
It`s a great cologne

As for deodorant, whatever matches that. I like Hugo Boss` element
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Male 49
That`s nothing.
In Australia, there`s an add for Air Wick (I think) air fresheners that smell like, and I quote,
`Open window`.
If that`s not messed up, I don`t know what is.
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Female 3,696
@test-user564

Welllll ask and ye shall receive.

In Canadia land...

Old Spice-3.62
Axe- 3.97
Speedstick- 3.47

Dove- 3.29
Secret- 3.47
Lady Speedstick- 3.49

Soooo what`s your point?

Old spice makes me weak. Love it.
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Female 35
The One by Dior is my favorite scent for men, and Armani Code! :)
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Male 490
now compare the prices of men and women`s deodorant.
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Female 779
I think on men, the original Old Spice is best, but maybe I`m just traditional :D
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Female 917
"ive never worn deodorant i shower daily and a extra time after hard work. i guess my scent isnt as strong as others and im thankful. no complaints from anyone ever about me stinking =D"

... I definitely would start, just in case. There was a girl who said about the same thing last year in my class who proudly said that she didn`t get body odor, when in fact I was about gagging everytime she raised her hand. People are generally polite and don`t point out body odor.
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Female 1,324
I hate most men`s smelly things >> I`ve only ever liked Axe on one person... I`m happy to be a girl and smell like cucumber or pomegranate and orange ^o^ smelling like fruit is better than smelling like kilo >>
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Male 70
ive never worn deodorant i shower daily and a extra time after hard work. i guess my scent isnt as strong as others and im thankful. no complaints from anyone ever about me stinking =D
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Male 1,461
I just use a deodorant stone. No smell at all.
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Male 2,688
This is why I use unscented deodorant and wear patchouli oil or sandalwood oil... Nice subtle smells...
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Female 1,356
avalanche? it smells like the wind on a mountain... plus loads and loads of ice cubes.
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Male 12,365
Advertising. I wouldn`t be surprised if in some cases exactly the same deodorant is put into two different containers with very different advertising, one for men and one for women.

Of course, it`s just gendered stuff and therefore doesn`t actually matter. I`ve often used "women`s" deodorants, shower gels, etc and I haven`t changed sex. Maybe I smell slightly of passionflower and ylang ylang(*) or whatever. Why care? It`s a nice smell.

* I have no idea how to pronounce that.


Off on a tangent...I`ve seen numerous smellies with the ingredients listed in French and Latin as if that made them sexy (French) and scientific (Latin). Cut that crap out, please, it`s silly. Or maybe they`re just trying to cover up the fact that the main ingredient is usually water.
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Male 12,365
[quote]My wife uses the "Tom`s Natural" because of the nickel in the Anti-perspirent stuff. It one of the only female deodorants that are nickel-free.
I have read too many times about people getting nickel poisoning leading to Alzheimers. If it can`t absorb sweat, it will absorb into your body.[/quote]

Nickel? Last I heard, people were saying that about aluminium.
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Female 4,447
Mine main stick smells like pears and my purse stick smells like sweet pea and violet. Sometimes I sniff my pits just to get a whiff of the delicious aroma of fruit and flowers.
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Female 2,525
I closed it once I realized they didn`t even spell "deodorant" right.
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Female 412
I always thought some lynx deodorants smelled nice, they just have silly names.
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Female 2,120
AXE smells horrible, if you want a girl choose a nice cologne that doesn`t smell like sweaty butt and you`ll be fine.
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Male 56
My wife uses the "Tom`s Natural" because of the nickel in the Anti-perspirent stuff. It one of the only female deodorants that are nickel-free.
I have read too many times about people getting nickel poisoning leading to Alzheimers. If it can`t absorb sweat, it will absorb into your body.
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Male 567
My stick claims to smell like "Ice, Wind, and Freedom" hahhahahha
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha, its funny kos its true
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Male 546
Also @korahn
Having `women all over the wearers" was the center of their whole ad campaign (really every axe ad campaign)



I actually had bar once, besides not really smelling like chocolate, at all, there was a surprising lack of of horny skanks flocking to feet...sigh... there`s never a flock of horny skanks when you need one.
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Male 2
Q: What DOES an avalanche smell like?
A: Avalanche itself doesn`t smell like anything.
BUT If you get INTO an avalanche you do something that smells but you will not buy deodorant that smells like that.
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Male 183
2emmetty [perks up] Vanilla??
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Male 546
@korahn
They have

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Male 2,033
@korahn

Axe `Dark Temptation" is chocolatey and should be available anywhere. There are also good brands with chocolaty smelling deodorants.
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Female 99
Axe/Lynx have dark chocolate deoderant here in the UK ....... just sayin`
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Male 1,429
If they made a male deodorant that smelled like Chocolate, women would be all over the wearers
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Female 4,359
ps, i like to smell like food for some reason. vanilla is good.
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Male 37,826
@jinxiejae: diamonds smell like 4-6 of my paycheques...

I like the origional Old Spice. In the deoderant isle there was 27 kinds of "Old Spice" and NOT ONE `origional`!! wtf man!
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Male 229
@jinxie
An evening in Paris must be odorant, not deodorant
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Female 4,359
they still smell nice, no matter what "manly" things they call them.
but lol none the less.
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Female 2,927
if you guys look at some of the names for women`s perfumes its the same. what does hypnotic poison smell like? obsession? an evening in Paris? white diamonds? juicy? do diamonds have a smell?
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Male 2,332
HWKiller, you start that company and I will BUY YOUR poo!
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Male 7,611
hwkiller, "blood of the innocents"? Rambo never killed the innocents. They drew first blood, not him!
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Male 270
So i smell like Cool Water (as opposed to hot water??) i smell like Shock and Africa (Lynx/Axe) and i also smell ACTIVE. WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!
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Male 7,611
the men`s scents are supposed to sound sexy. that is their ad departments call. because, well, lets face it; most guys dont want to smell like fruit and flowers. or at least they dont want to admit to wanting to smell like fruit and flowers.
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Female 27
I HATE the smell of mens deodorant, which makes me wonder how any women can like the smell :P
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Male 490
They should make smells that Rambo would wear.

"Blood of the innocents"
"Thousands dead"
"Machete drip"
"Sweat bucket"
"Cracked communist"
etc.
Have them ordered by strength: glock, UMP, m16, m249, Gatling, Abrams, Manhattan Project, God`s fist.

I`d buy `em.
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Male 426
men want to smell like a man. If there was a scent called whoop @$$. Id wear it even if it smelt like something lame. f*** you is an even better scent imho.
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Male 3,745
Gerry send me a bottle :|
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Female 2,674
An avalanche smells like death. Cold, cold death.
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Male 38,497
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Male 139
my deodorant is "Fresh" scented
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Male 842
Yes, because all men want to smell like fruit.
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Male 3,745
it works doesnt it?
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Male 15,510
Lol so true so true
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Male 319
Some "Nothing" scented deodorant, please!
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Female 539
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