Meet Google: The World`s Favorite Search Engine

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Tech

Google wants to know everything about you to build it"s empire on your street and phone, in your home, and in your DNA
There are 53 comments:
Female 129
.....I`m gonna start using Yahoo
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Male 562
"I thought what I`d do was, I`d pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."

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Male 5,413
Meanwhile yahoo are like....check mail?
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Female 3,001
"There is still good in Google, I can sense it."

also, this is just about the funniest thing iv seen on IAB for a while
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Female 3,001
meh, i have nothing to hide. so i dont care.
also, im not dumb enough to buy something from an add next to google, so honestly, this just doesn`t bother me.
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Male 173
Googles products are fast, powerfull, reliable, light-weight, portable and free.

That`s why they`re getting so many customers. We (the customers) pay indirectly by allowing Google to present adds to us. Which is a great deal for me, I think.

The age of big bulky costly operating systems and services are over, I think.

The bullcrap about Google trying to take over the world to be evul, is a load of crap. And Google is right: "If you don`t want people to know stuff, don`t put it on the web. That`s not being evil. That`s common sense.
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Male 35
i don`t think our kids will want to share a social network with us, think about it- anyone unlucky enough to have their folks added as friends today is usually in despair. it will probably become a middle aged peoples` network in years to come. there will probably be a premium add-free version for our retinas too
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Female 631
ehh, i wouldn`t mind if i was owned by google.
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Male 107
yeah, i noticed how facebook wasn`t in there, even though it`s like one of the most used websites ever. ..
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Male 758
Welcome to the future. Can I interest anyone in some soylent green?
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Male 490
Eh, I trust google more than most other companies right now.
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Male 162
EXCEPT.... the whole thing is an ad paid for by Facebook. Check this out -
http://podcasts. tvo. org/searchengine/ audio/800879_48k.mp3
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Male 153
If anybody if going to be controlling the mast majority of the interwebz, I`d rather it be Google than some greedy corporate enterprise. In Google We Trust! =P
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Male 168
I love Google. In Google we trust.
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Female 19
drating scary
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Male 25,416
wasnt this on here before
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Male 768
GOOGLE ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!
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Female 29
I saw vader before vader was made prominent!!

So hipster.
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Male 294
I always knew Google was evil. It`s my favorite conspiracy
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Male 1,595
And everyone called me crazy..

For fearing Google, for hating it.

They don`t see the LIES.

They don`t know The PAI--okay, I`m bored of this now.

btw Gerry, you stole my comment.
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Male 104
In the end vader brought balance to the force.....
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Male 49
Evil, I sense Google is plotting. Stop them, we must.
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Male 104
well now i feel completely safe... vader went good in the end and overthrew the empire... so..... they`re probably just going to save us frome something worse
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Male 2,422
All I heard was a bunch of vague scare-mongering.
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Male 625
LMAO Gerry, that was brilliant.
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Male 169
Errmmm... How`s this any different from Microsoft?
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Male 39,902

There is still good in Google, I can sense it.
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Male 260
So then what`s the thesis here?
Google collecting private info for targeted ads
= An Evil Galactic Empire?
Once Google learns everything about you (that you gave to them willingly) they`ll start force choking people across the galaxy?
I am disappoint.
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Male 1,178
conspiracies... who the drat cares. They can have my information and target adds at my demographic. I might even find something I want to buy from those adverts. If they provide me with an excellent email service, mobile phone OS, web browser, search engine etc. I don`t care if they make some money off my info as long as I am not getting conned.
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Male 591
[quote]So Google Chrome is now the same as an operating system? wtf?[/quote]
Google offers a web browser called Chrome, and is also developing an operating system called Chrome that is based on the web browser. Now you know.
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Female 233
@tvremote : exactly.
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Female 4,408
f uck you google
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Female 233
So Google Chrome is now the same as an operating system? wtf?

And the only reason they "want your DNA" is for massive research projects so that we can look at cancer, emphysema, Alzheimer`s, etc, to maybe save a god damned life. God, I used to like these vids.
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Male 6,693
One stop shop ?
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Male 779
All this, and I dont care. Want to take a DNA test of me, google? Im fine with that. I love you, big brother.
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Male 528
RIGHT, i`m gonna live underground with the matrix rebels so the nasty google can`t kill me with robots
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Female 2,674
It seems creepy I guess, but I like getting ads targeted toward me. Sometimes they`re really interesting or they promote games or websites I`m interested in. Occasionally I get ads for things I hate though, because I`ve visited websites for/against those things to read opinions [For example, I frequently get Rosetta Stone ads. I hate Rosetta Stone.] I`d rather have relevant ads than the useless and irrelevant Toyota ad that`s on IAB as I`m typing this. But then again, sometimes the ads targeted toward me make me wonder why I`m viewed in that way. One ad on facebook recently said something like "are you a girl who wishes she were a boy and acts like a cat"... sadly it was an ad for a game I`ve played before. It had nothing to do with girlboycats, it was just an mmo :x
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Male 1,678
The person who made this probably googled to get their facts.
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Male 868
can you say Skynet?
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Male 447
Also, this seems to be pretty vague about some things in order to make it seem more sinister. Like "Google wants your medical records and your DNA". Ooooh ominous. Clearly they are trying to make a clone army or something.

In reality having a central hub for medical records can keep them organized, save money and prevent mistakes from doctors who otherwise might be working with incomplete records. Doesn`t sound too evil to me.
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Male 14
Does no one remember the whole `Facebook found guilty of hiring someone for Google name smear campaign`?
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Male 694
Google wants your DNA, because they own a genetics research lab. Also, they want to track your Internet browsing (how dare they try to access something as private as the WORLDWIDE WEB!) so they can show you ads that you are interested in. Therefore, Google = Darth Vader.
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Male 57
I love google. I hope they expand their market... The know how to do stuff right... Chrome > IE/Safari... Google OS > ALL... Props to google and i hope they dominate the market, they own it... And people need to STFU about being seen on google maps.. Its a truck that takes pictures as it drives.. NOT A PRIVACY INVASION!
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Male 447
Is it really evil for google to target its ads at peoples preferences? It already happens when you shop on amazon and even when you watch tv, which uses demographic research. I would rather see ads for things I care and might want to buy then get bombarded by crap I don`t care about.
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Female 452
That`s pretty terrifying.
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Male 1,091
F*ck it, I`ll join the dark side...
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Female 452
I wonder why I read this as "meat google".
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Male 26
That was pretty good.
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Male 1,399
Who would ever trust a company that`s motto is "Don`t be Evil?"

OF COURSE THEY`RE EVIL!
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Male 365
Huh, I was just thinking about this video.
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Male 229
google is my father??? It can`t be!
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Male 10
These hungry beast things are pretty good
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Female 8,043
Link: Meet Google: The World`s Favorite Search Engine [Rate Link] - Google wants to know everything about you to build it`s empire on your street and phone, in your home, and in your DNA
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