Man Eats 21 Live Locusts In One Mouthful

Submitted by: Bulky 6 years ago in Funny

When you"re as good looking as this guy, you challenge yourself with the ladies by seeing how far you can put them off.
There are 24 comments:
Male 230
i shouldn`t have watched this while hungover.
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Male 25,416
bear wanna be
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Female 4,408
that nearly made me puke. His manly charm was the only thing that kept the vomit down...
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Male 39,883

@ beternal & Dbrown907 - I dont` care what fancy schmancy edumacated degrees you have in bugology. I saw a documentary on Discovery Channel so I know quite a bit about the subject!

Okay, I don`t know squat... but I am adament in my ignorance! That attitude has served me well over the years and I`m stickin to it.

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Male 626
@beternal

get over yourself. No one cares about it that much.
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Male 875
i wish i could find a shot on the mummy with all the flies coming out of his mouth to relate to this...
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Male 875
he gives bear grills a run for his money
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Male 2,586
@Dbrown907

Yep, although there was an interesting paper that suggested visual cues had an influence too (Hagele & Simpson 2000). Although yes, generally tactile cues are mostly responsible - all regions, antennae, head, thorax, femur, abdomen... And different regions of each to varying successes.
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Male 4,902
i call animal cruelty... not really, no one cares about bugs
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Male 2,586
@Gerry1of1

Sorry Gerry, MSc in Applied Entomology and a PhD in Entomology says you`re wrong. Granted, it is common usage to refer to a swarming grasshopper as a locust but that is all, just nomenclature. A single solitary grasshopper can be induced into the swarm phase through (hours) or rubbing of say its head with a Q-tip, and for all intents and purposes it is `considered` a locust, but taxonomically, it will always be a grasshopper.

Notice how `vague` all the websites are when you type that question in to google? - they are wrong, I am right.

"The vast plagues of locusts that periodically create such havoc in many regions of the developing world are really hordes of gregarious grasshoppers"

"Solitary locusts come together only for mating and then behave very much as OTHER grasshoppers do" (Burton & Burton 2002)
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Male 47
Gerry1of1
Male, 40-49, Western US
8607 Posts Friday, May 27, 2011 11:50:35 AM

@ beternal - FAIL

Grasshoppers are not locusts, they BECOME locusts.
"No one knows why, but when they swarm they go through a metobolic change. The heads become larger, the bodies more solid. The larger ones will eat anything infront of them driving the smaller ones forward or be eaten...

It`s like a woman on PMS, real physical, mental changes, only it doesn`t go away later."

we do know why they change, when grasshoppers are clustered together in large groups and their legs are constantly touching, they change. it has nothing to do with smells, sight, or anything else. just overcrowding.
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Male 39,883

@ beternal - FAIL

Grasshoppers are not locusts, they BECOME locusts.
No one knows why, but when they swarm they go through a metobolic change. The heads become larger, the bodies more solid. The larger ones will eat anything infront of them driving the smaller ones forward or be eaten...

It`s like a woman on PMS, real physical, mental changes, only it doesn`t go away later.
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Female 189
CHUBBY BUNNY!
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Male 2,586
@Gerry1of1

lol FAIL. Common misconception. Grasshoppers ARE locusts and locusts ARE grasshoppers. The words are completely interchangeable. You could just as easily say a swarm of grasshoppers or a single locust. The pink `swarm-phase` doesn`t change things either.
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Male 868
WTF?
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Female 956
okay, that`s messed up.

...but I`d still f*ck him. >.>
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Male 39,883

Grasshoppers. It`s not a locust until they swarm and mutate.
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Male 3,330
The reason I don`t eat ANYTHING whole and/or alive is simple. They still have all their poop in them. This guy just ate a mouth full of locust poop!
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Male 39,883

[quote]"When you`re as good looking as this guy" [/quote]

Meh. he`d be cute if he cleaned up... got rid of the monobrow and cut those nasty dreads off
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Male 55
thats disgusting
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Male 26
Thats dark man
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Male 6,737
The one puking that is...
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Male 6,737
That guy in the background would be me.
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Male 34
Link: Man Eats 21 Live Locusts In One Mouthful [Rate Link] - When you`re as good looking as this guy, you challenge yourself with the ladies by seeing how far you can put them off.
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