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Date: 05/19/11 04:15 PM

55 Responses to Kiss The Word Of The Lord [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of M3chan1caL
    M3chan1caL Male 18-29
    178 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    Link: Kiss The Word Of The Lord - If there`s a hell, I`m going to it for that headline.
  2. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    kiss my ass christians...
  3. Profile photo of Phestizio
    Phestizio Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    why does this make me wanna stab people?
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36841 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    When I was in high school I had three fears that defined my life:

    A.Zits
    B.Getting beat up after school.
    C.That the rapture would come before I lost my virginity.

  5. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    I think I see the symbolism - the Christian bible gets in the way of love between people.
  6. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Can`t wait for Saturday! Finally be rid of all of this!
  7. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    @ M3chan1caL, If your going to hell for anything, it would be for that avatar, horrible horrible.
  8. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    I would rather set one on fire. Or better yet, use the pages for asswipe.
  9. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    So the message is that religion gets in the way of love?
  10. Profile photo of Phestizio
    Phestizio Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    whats with the veins on their neck and head sticking out like the bible has Rogue`s powers
  11. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    atists rendition really makes them look pre-cromagnon! Forehead is miles back yet jaw is only slightly elevated. Early people likie the bible!
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    It looks kind of gay
  13. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    this needs to be a velvet painting.
  14. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    I think it`s because they`re sucking the evil and venom out of the "good" word.
  15. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    I want to go to Hell, I want to meet Hitler. Is that weird? I`m not antisemetic either.
  16. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    Ha, Phestizio has already said exactly what I planned to...There is no purpose to this post.
  17. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    Its strangely beautiful. What is wrong with you people?

    The world is crumbling, cracking, and painful, and these two married lovers find their last solace in the good word. It is the last color and glory left. Its cheesy, but cheesily poetic.
  18. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    You`re all looking at it wrong. The book isn`t between them - IT IS WHAT IS HOLDING THEM TOGETHER.

    The book is the only thing in the picture not cracking, the only thing with life, color, and integrity. It is salvation for the believer. Without it, the two people will crack and die. I think its heartbreaking.
  19. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    I thought they had rings, but it was the book mark. Still, note how where the book touches, color remains.
  20. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    something racist goes here.
  21. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    Wow.............wtf?
  22. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    goaliejerry thinks this is some real serious business
  23. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    The less one has, the more they will believe.
  24. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    (racist comment)
  25. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    goaliejerry, I can`t help but feel that you`re looking at the picture in the wrong way.

    The book is clearly perpetuating its own existence by removing all colour and life from the world around it. The picture demonstrates a sad irony; the one thing which seems so lively in fact is only so as a result of the life it takes from those who would love it.

    The book is the only thing in the picture not cracking, the only thing with life, colour, and integrity. It is annihilation for the believer. Because of it, the two people will crack and die.
    I think it`s heartbreaking.
  26. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    The Bible: The Original rooster Block
  27. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    this is a good pic considering the world will end this weekend. That is this weekend right?
  28. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    What sort of post is this? You suck IAB. I am not entertained at all.
  29. Profile photo of angelbrat
    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:55 pm
    that is actually a beautiful picture, thank you for sharing <3
  30. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:16 am
    @Caretta: I saw it more as `Romeo and Juliet`. Two star-cross`d lovers separated by stagnant, draconian ideals from a different generation.
    The lovers weep for their loss as both die trying to reach one another. Truly heartbreaking
  31. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:41 am
    I saw it as a book being kissed by a black couple with the words Holy Bible on it.
  32. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:02 am
    i dont get why you would go to hell for posting this
    am i missing something?
  33. Profile photo of IVBYDRK
    IVBYDRK Female 18-29
    66 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:45 am
    Well if its any consolation I get it, but i am going to hell anyways... but i first saw it as "Kiss the WOOD of the lord"
  34. Profile photo of 7390666
    7390666 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:59 am
    there were some creepy old guys trying to pass out bibles right outside of my shcool a few days ago
  35. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:01 am
    cringe
  36. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:30 am
    hmmm even though it totally turns me off in too many ways to count, I can still appreciate the outlandish quality and skill it must have taken to fabricate it.
  37. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:40 am
    Heh this reminds me of when i went to SOuth Carolina a few months ago. We went to an art show and 3/4 of it was dedicated to black religion. They even had pictures of a african american jesus hi-fiving obama.
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:50 am
    meh....
  39. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:53 am
    Looks like they both have two left hands. All hands in the image have thumbs towards the viewer.
  40. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:16 am
    Jayno

    Maybe its gods hand.
    Makes you wonder where the unaccounted hands are.
  41. Profile photo of Chickenthief
    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:16 am
    Jayno, here`s a big revelation for you:

    The hands of a human being can rotate at the end so the thumb can point both inwards and outwards.
    So if you put your hands on a table with the right palm down and the left up, both your thumbs point to the left. Just like the picture.

    Life is some crazy $h!t right ;-)
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36841 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:53 am

    @ chckenthief - THAT was a work of art. You brilliantly belittled Jayno and made him look like a losing contender at the Special Olympics. Brilliant!

    Well Played, Sir! Well played!
  43. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:15 am
    if your going to make out with your bible at least slip some toung.
  44. Profile photo of Wuhu
    Wuhu Male 30-39
    21 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:38 am
    A very disturbing photo, I`m not sure why, maybe it`s the tears?
  45. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:57 am
    goaliejerry... do you take your bible out to lunch? Maybe serve it breakfast in the morning? Take it drinking with the guys? No? Then why would you let it in between you and your bish?
  46. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:25 am
    @Goaliejerry and Caretta - I`m impressed by both of you - maybe it comes easy to others, but I always have a hard time interpreting or translating art. I can barely express what I mean right now!
  47. Profile photo of zeegrr
    zeegrr Male 40-49
    159 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 9:12 am
    WTF is a "Bible"?
  48. Profile photo of easiersaid
    easiersaid Female 18-29
    83 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
    @Kiaran123 It`s spelled "tongue." If you`re going to supply me with a revolting visualization, spell correctly.

    @Caretta Don`t get me wrong, I don`t like the painting at all, but what I think the artist was trying to say was the exact opposite; that the Bible gives life. That it repairs what is broken. But I can also see how you drew your conclusion. "Art" is always up to interpretation… I, for one, would burn this little gem.
  49. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 10:26 am
    Why can`t I give this a `no star?`
  50. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Is that Kanye West
  51. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    three-way with a black rooster that says holy bible on it. what interpretation is needed?
  52. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Regardless of ones religious preference(or there lack of) one can admit that this is a beautifully executed piece of artwork.
  53. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    nice technique. subject matter is a bit underwhelming.
  54. Profile photo of snunicycler
    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    Whats so bad about that headline?
  55. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    F3CKING RETARDED

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