Kiss The Word Of The Lord [Pic]

Submitted by: M3chan1caL 6 years ago in Funny

If there"s a hell, I"m going to it for that headline.
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Male 377
F3CKING RETARDED
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Male 87
Whats so bad about that headline?
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Female 3,598
nice technique. subject matter is a bit underwhelming.
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Female 584
Regardless of ones religious preference(or there lack of) one can admit that this is a beautifully executed piece of artwork.
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Male 360
three-way with a black rooster that says holy bible on it. what interpretation is needed?
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Male 437
Is that Kanye West
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Male 1,071
Why can`t I give this a `no star?`
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Female 83
@Kiaran123 It`s spelled "tongue." If you`re going to supply me with a revolting visualization, spell correctly.

@Caretta Don`t get me wrong, I don`t like the painting at all, but what I think the artist was trying to say was the exact opposite; that the Bible gives life. That it repairs what is broken. But I can also see how you drew your conclusion. "Art" is always up to interpretation… I, for one, would burn this little gem.
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Male 522
WTF is a "Bible"?
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Female 4,039
@Goaliejerry and Caretta - I`m impressed by both of you - maybe it comes easy to others, but I always have a hard time interpreting or translating art. I can barely express what I mean right now!
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Male 1,313
goaliejerry... do you take your bible out to lunch? Maybe serve it breakfast in the morning? Take it drinking with the guys? No? Then why would you let it in between you and your bish?
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Male 21
A very disturbing photo, I`m not sure why, maybe it`s the tears?
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Male 114
if your going to make out with your bible at least slip some toung.
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Male 39,877

@ chckenthief - THAT was a work of art. You brilliantly belittled Jayno and made him look like a losing contender at the Special Olympics. Brilliant!

Well Played, Sir! Well played!
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Male 83
Jayno, here`s a big revelation for you:

The hands of a human being can rotate at the end so the thumb can point both inwards and outwards.
So if you put your hands on a table with the right palm down and the left up, both your thumbs point to the left. Just like the picture.

Life is some crazy $h!t right ;-)
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Male 1,526
Jayno

Maybe its gods hand.
Makes you wonder where the unaccounted hands are.
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Male 176
Looks like they both have two left hands. All hands in the image have thumbs towards the viewer.
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Male 25,416
meh....
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Male 3,285
Heh this reminds me of when i went to SOuth Carolina a few months ago. We went to an art show and 3/4 of it was dedicated to black religion. They even had pictures of a african american jesus hi-fiving obama.
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Female 956
hmmm even though it totally turns me off in too many ways to count, I can still appreciate the outlandish quality and skill it must have taken to fabricate it.
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Female 1,435
cringe
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Female 18
there were some creepy old guys trying to pass out bibles right outside of my shcool a few days ago
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Female 66
Well if its any consolation I get it, but i am going to hell anyways... but i first saw it as "Kiss the WOOD of the lord"
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Female 3,001
i dont get why you would go to hell for posting this
am i missing something?
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Male 2,332
I saw it as a book being kissed by a black couple with the words Holy Bible on it.
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Male 255
@Caretta: I saw it more as `Romeo and Juliet`. Two star-cross`d lovers separated by stagnant, draconian ideals from a different generation.
The lovers weep for their loss as both die trying to reach one another. Truly heartbreaking
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Female 178
that is actually a beautiful picture, thank you for sharing <3
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Male 10,440
What sort of post is this? You suck IAB. I am not entertained at all.
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Male 1,196
this is a good pic considering the world will end this weekend. That is this weekend right?
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Male 2,384
The Bible: The Original rooster Block
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Male 540
goaliejerry, I can`t help but feel that you`re looking at the picture in the wrong way.

The book is clearly perpetuating its own existence by removing all colour and life from the world around it. The picture demonstrates a sad irony; the one thing which seems so lively in fact is only so as a result of the life it takes from those who would love it.

The book is the only thing in the picture not cracking, the only thing with life, colour, and integrity. It is annihilation for the believer. Because of it, the two people will crack and die.
I think it`s heartbreaking.
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Male 718
(racist comment)
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Male 2,841
The less one has, the more they will believe.
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Male 267
goaliejerry thinks this is some real serious business
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Male 11,739
Wow.............wtf?
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Male 1,292
something racist goes here.
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Male 4,014
I thought they had rings, but it was the book mark. Still, note how where the book touches, color remains.
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Male 4,014
You`re all looking at it wrong. The book isn`t between them - IT IS WHAT IS HOLDING THEM TOGETHER.

The book is the only thing in the picture not cracking, the only thing with life, color, and integrity. It is salvation for the believer. Without it, the two people will crack and die. I think its heartbreaking.
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Male 4,014
Its strangely beautiful. What is wrong with you people?

The world is crumbling, cracking, and painful, and these two married lovers find their last solace in the good word. It is the last color and glory left. Its cheesy, but cheesily poetic.
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Male 540
Ha, Phestizio has already said exactly what I planned to...There is no purpose to this post.
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Male 734
I want to go to Hell, I want to meet Hitler. Is that weird? I`m not antisemetic either.
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Male 1,313
I think it`s because they`re sucking the evil and venom out of the "good" word.
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Male 3,060
this needs to be a velvet painting.
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Male 15,510
It looks kind of gay
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Male 1,013
atists rendition really makes them look pre-cromagnon! Forehead is miles back yet jaw is only slightly elevated. Early people likie the bible!
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Male 59
whats with the veins on their neck and head sticking out like the bible has Rogue`s powers
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Male 695
So the message is that religion gets in the way of love?
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Male 335
I would rather set one on fire. Or better yet, use the pages for asswipe.
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Male 1,440
@ M3chan1caL, If your going to hell for anything, it would be for that avatar, horrible horrible.
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Male 4,745
Can`t wait for Saturday! Finally be rid of all of this!
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Male 12,365
I think I see the symbolism - the Christian bible gets in the way of love between people.
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Male 39,877

When I was in high school I had three fears that defined my life:

A.Zits
B.Getting beat up after school.
C.That the rapture would come before I lost my virginity.

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Male 59
why does this make me wanna stab people?
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Female 4,403
kiss my ass christians...
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Male 178
Link: Kiss The Word Of The Lord [Pic] [Rate Link] - If there`s a hell, I`m going to it for that headline.
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