Kid Can`t Fall Asleep, Wants A Fairy Tale? [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in Funny

Read him a classic.
There are 64 comments:
Male 469
Calling the bible fictional. Haha now that is original!
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Male 360
lawls.
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Male 2
@slbtiger
"Cheap joke, unoriginal, stupid. You don`t believe? Fine, but you don`t have the right to feel superior to those who do."

I actually feel quite superior to people who believe in fairytales, not unlike the way i feel when a child believes that you sleep for 100 years if you eat an apple.
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Female 535
lmfao @ HaywdJablome
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Female 311
HA! I haven`t seen this one!
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Male 1,360
@haywdjablome (cute handle by the way) there is scientific fact and scientific theory. I`m still waiting to hear how you thought we got here. If you think we`re all descendants of adam and eve, then you`re entitled to that.
Have fun during the rapture.
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Male 335
HaywdJablome, try visiting a library sometime.
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Male 198
@KittenCereal
"I`m not getting my panties in a bunch, so you might want to unravel your own pair."

And here I thought we were just having a discussion, I certainly wasn`t upset. You seem far more wound up about it than I do. But this is the last I`ll talk about it here, getting tired of scrolling down to find it.
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Male 7
I`m still waiting to hear how all you "atheist" believe you got here. How this planet and the solar system came to be. How life began on this planet. everyone should remember that science is theory not fact.
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Male 397
Hilarious, but old.
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Male 230
i laughed aloud la
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Male 2,868
Not offensive, just accurate.
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Male 42
This made me laugh. :D and i say to anyone who finds it offensive, get off IAB and move on with your day instead of going "OH GASP! I CAN`T BELIEVE THEY SAID THAT!". Get over it. Enjoy things that are funny. Life goes on if you`re offended. Boo hoo.
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Male 2,748
Hilarious
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Male 1,744
heh, funny
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Female 956
I completely expect people to be sensitive about religion, that doesn`t mean I`m going to keep my opinion to myself when I actually feel like sharing it once in a while.

What I don`t understand is why people have to be so hypocritical; or if they are indeed sensitive why the feck would they be on a site like this, where many different things are bashed? IAB has been known to bash religion, and everyone always acts like, `oh how dare they!`

Sure, religion is a big deal to a lot of people. But so is sexual abuse, racism, and sexism, and obesity...so on and so forth.

I don`t see how it is morally alright to them if everything else is made fun of and they don`t make a damn peep but when it comes to religion, oh hell no, that`s just crossing the line.

It`s just my opinion, dude. As your opinion is yours.

I`m not getting my panties in a bunch, so you might want to unravel your own pair.
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Male 198
@KittenCereal

For the record, I was referring more to the sniping between posters on here whenever something religious comes up. I don`t necessarily see this comic as `douchey`, though there are definitely douchebag moves on both sides of the equation. I remember working at Wal*Mart years ago during the holiday season. I said to a customer, "Happy Holidays!" and he made a point to get in my face and shout, "Merry *CHRISTMAS*, A**hole!" and spit on my shirt. A group of Atheists putting up a billboard calling Christmas a myth right around Christmas? Screams `douchebag` to me since it is clearly inflammatory.

As for not understanding why people get sensitive about religion... really? Something incredibly important to people, something they base their lives around, why on Earth would someone be sensitive about that? I do think people get wound up way too easily much of the time and that`s probably the major reason why people keep taking shots.
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Male 27
@Vir No but unicorns! Isaiah 34:7 (King James Version) Quote:¨And the unicorns shall come down with them...¨
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Male 649
This made me giggle!
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Male 41
Not to join in a flame war, but I`ve never had a Muslim, Buddhist, or Jew insist on telling me that I`m going to hell because they didn`t see me in church that Sunday. Aaaaand then go on to find out where I lived (outside of town) and get all their friends to pepper my front door with leaflets that insisted that they could "help me out" and that I didn`t need to go to hell; that I was just "misled." True story. *sigh* This really is the reason that I`m not Christian.
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Female 105
Yay, hate speech is A-OK when you`re talking about Christianity!

Replace "Bible" with "Quran", or "Torah", or "Bhagavad Gita" and watch people scream foul... but if it`s the Bible, it`s fair play?

Cheap joke, unoriginal, stupid. You don`t believe? Fine, but you don`t have the right to feel superior to those who do.
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Female 295
Yawn.
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Male 186
Ha ha, I get it, preachy athiest made a funny. Ha ha ha.
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Male 2,988
i heart you KittenCereal. well said.
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Male 92
Has anyone noticed that when you type jewish, buddhist, and muslim on these forums, it gives you the misspelling squiggly line for not capitalizing, but not christian? Why does it want us to capitalize some fairy tales but not all?
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Female 956
Pale....yeah, you really did miss the point.
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Female 3,598
@Palegallow- you missed the point entirely, man.

also:
[quote]You want a fairy tale?

Try the Bill of Rights[/quote]

^^LOL^^^
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Male 2,033
"I don`t understand this hate towards Christianity in particular. No religion gets this sort of harassment nearly as much."


I know right? The Jews have never been persecuted, and everyone has nothing but nice things to say about Muslims.


....idiot.
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Male 60
@KittenCereal So, what you`re saying is that Christians should be forced to live without Internet because they are constantly harassed and mocked? What? Were you touched by a priest or something? I don`t understand this hate towards Christianity in particular. No religion gets this sort of harassment nearly as much.
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Male 163
let the raging begin!
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Female 956
Oh, and...what the hell is up with everyone being sensitive about religion?

You think it`s different making fun of religion than it is about actual serious issues such as racism, sexism, abuse? I have seen numerous questionable things on here being made fun of...

but guess what, THATS THE POINT. That`s why it`s funny... seriously have you sensitive idiots figured that out yet? Obviously not.

I`ll tell you what; if you care that much about people making fun of your god, or christianity, or anything like that... Then stop getting on IAB! GET RID OF YOUR INTERNET. Go live in a cave somewhere; if you can make fun of everything else under the sun but just can`t handle it when religion is mocked; you`re a hypocritical douche bag.

Now go live in that cave and let the rest of us who can handle it laugh in peace.
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Male 47
@psychoti
Just posting to say thank you for being an intelligent voice in all of this. Also, you`re awesome.
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Male 198
I`m Atheist. I don`t care if you`re Christian. I don`t care if you`re Muslim. I don`t care if you`re Atheist. I don`t care if you`re Buddhist. I do care if you`re a douchebag. Please, let`s not be douchebags.
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Male 1,341
@inversegray Because it`s funny.
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Female 171
inversegrav Would you not ridicule someone for believing in santa over the age of 10? Or even mad conspiracy theories? Basically the same thing.
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Male 7
Atheist make me laugh. U don`t believe in intelligent design? Do u seriously believe in the big bang theory? That is a much harder story to believe than creation.
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Male 25,416
eek
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Male 770
once again I ask why is it that the ridicule of someone`s faith in God is considered acceptable?
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Male 911
@easiersaid i`m also an atheist and i own a bible too. and have read said bible
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Female 83
Meh.
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Male 358
@easiersaid,
for the bedtime stories ofcource(im a athiest and i own a bible, and i was not raised christian wat so ever)
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Female 83
@flyducks I don`t have children, but I don`t think I`d have a copy of the Torah/Bible/Quran on hand to read to them just because I believe them to be fairy tales.
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Male 231
@eaisiersaid you dont have any fairytales?
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Female 83
Does no one see the gaping hole in the punchline? If he thinks the Bible is a fairy tale, ... why does he *own* one?
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Male 559
Would this be an example of true and hurtful, but not funny?
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Male 21
Agreed emmettyville. Especially the story where some kids make fun of a bald guy and he calls bears down to maul the children. Classic lolz
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Female 4,359
dont read them that! it will give them nightmares.
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Male 37,888
Well, the Bible is mostly boring, put most folks to sleep in a few minutes...

vv Origional catrtoon is WEIRD! Lolz!
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Male 526
I laughed just because I was expecting one of the messed up versions of classic fairy tales instead of a 2 word quip. Nice surprise.
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Male 319
Where`s the joke? This might get a few malicious giggles, but not because it is funny.
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Male 260
@vir your drating retarded lmao

fairytale implies its fake, because with that much contradicting evidence in the many versions of the bible, its impossible to prove it as non-fiction
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Female 583
@Vir

Um...fairy tale doesn`t mean it has fairies in it. Seriously.
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Male 15,510
"I dont even know if there is an `original`"

This is the Original:

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Male 677
@kimkio
No, this is kinda like the `FFUUUU` meme, people make their own variations. I dont even know if there is an `original` :)
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Female 612
"i`ve seen many speech balloons changed versions of this. is this the original cartoon?"

No. The original is longer and involves his son telling him to get hornets (I think) out of his bedroom. The meme is called Staredad.
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Male 53
Bible had fairies? Really?
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Female 108
@Gerry: The Bill of Rights isn`t a fairy tale....it`s just being treated as such by our marvelous politicians. Of course it`s non-fiction when it comes to their own personal rights.............................
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Male 734
Tell him the story of Job.
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Female 877
i`ve seen many speech balloons changed versions of this. is this the original cartoon?
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Male 5,094
Old joke.
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Male 15,510
Laugh all you want now! then wait for May 21 and see!
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Male 38,511

You want a fairy tale?

Try the Bill of Rights
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Male 5,413
Pfft, I get it, but have fun reading it you ol` fart.
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Female 596
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