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Date: 05/18/11 07:38 AM

64 Responses to Kid Can`t Fall Asleep, Wants A Fairy Tale? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:39 am
    Link: Kid Can`t Fall Asleep, Wants A Fairy Tale? - Read him a classic.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 7:52 am
    Pfft, I get it, but have fun reading it you ol` fart.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2011 at 8:03 am

    You want a fairy tale?

    Try the Bill of Rights
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Laugh all you want now! then wait for May 21 and see!
  5. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 8:10 am
    Old joke.
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    kimkio Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 8:13 am
    i`ve seen many speech balloons changed versions of this. is this the original cartoon?
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Tell him the story of Job.
  8. Profile photo of Audizuki
    Audizuki Female 30-39
    108 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:18 am
    @Gerry: The Bill of Rights isn`t a fairy tale....it`s just being treated as such by our marvelous politicians. Of course it`s non-fiction when it comes to their own personal rights.............................
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    Vir Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 8:31 am
    Bible had fairies? Really?
  10. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 8:32 am
    "i`ve seen many speech balloons changed versions of this. is this the original cartoon?"

    No. The original is longer and involves his son telling him to get hornets (I think) out of his bedroom. The meme is called Staredad.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:37 am
    @kimkio
    No, this is kinda like the `FFUUUU` meme, people make their own variations. I dont even know if there is an `original` :)
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 8:46 am
    "I dont even know if there is an `original`"

    This is the Original:

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    FeeFee Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 10:14 am
    @Vir

    Um...fairy tale doesn`t mean it has fairies in it. Seriously.
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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 10:23 am
    @vir your drating retarded lmao

    fairytale implies its fake, because with that much contradicting evidence in the many versions of the bible, its impossible to prove it as non-fiction
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:29 am
    Where`s the joke? This might get a few malicious giggles, but not because it is funny.
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    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:55 am
    I laughed just because I was expecting one of the messed up versions of classic fairy tales instead of a 2 word quip. Nice surprise.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2011 at 11:45 am
    Well, the Bible is mostly boring, put most folks to sleep in a few minutes...

    vv Origional catrtoon is WEIRD! Lolz!
  18. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    May 18, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    dont read them that! it will give them nightmares.
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    Dila_Bagomee Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Agreed emmettyville. Especially the story where some kids make fun of a bald guy and he calls bears down to maul the children. Classic lolz
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    Would this be an example of true and hurtful, but not funny?
  21. Profile photo of easiersaid
    easiersaid Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Does no one see the gaping hole in the punchline? If he thinks the Bible is a fairy tale, ... why does he *own* one?
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    flyducks Male 13-17
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    May 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    @eaisiersaid you dont have any fairytales?
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    easiersaid Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    @flyducks I don`t have children, but I don`t think I`d have a copy of the Torah/Bible/Quran on hand to read to them just because I believe them to be fairy tales.
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    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    @easiersaid,
    for the bedtime stories ofcource(im a athiest and i own a bible, and i was not raised christian wat so ever)
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    easiersaid Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Meh.
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    @easiersaid i`m also an atheist and i own a bible too. and have read said bible
  27. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    once again I ask why is it that the ridicule of someone`s faith in God is considered acceptable?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    eek
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    HaywdJablome Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Atheist make me laugh. U don`t believe in intelligent design? Do u seriously believe in the big bang theory? That is a much harder story to believe than creation.
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    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    inversegrav Would you not ridicule someone for believing in santa over the age of 10? Or even mad conspiracy theories? Basically the same thing.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    @inversegray Because it`s funny.
  32. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    I`m Atheist. I don`t care if you`re Christian. I don`t care if you`re Muslim. I don`t care if you`re Atheist. I don`t care if you`re Buddhist. I do care if you`re a douchebag. Please, let`s not be douchebags.
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    Kippran Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    @psychoti
    Just posting to say thank you for being an intelligent voice in all of this. Also, you`re awesome.
  34. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    Oh, and...what the hell is up with everyone being sensitive about religion?

    You think it`s different making fun of religion than it is about actual serious issues such as racism, sexism, abuse? I have seen numerous questionable things on here being made fun of...

    but guess what, THATS THE POINT. That`s why it`s funny... seriously have you sensitive idiots figured that out yet? Obviously not.

    I`ll tell you what; if you care that much about people making fun of your god, or christianity, or anything like that... Then stop getting on IAB! GET RID OF YOUR INTERNET. Go live in a cave somewhere; if you can make fun of everything else under the sun but just can`t handle it when religion is mocked; you`re a hypocritical douche bag.

    Now go live in that cave and let the rest of us who can handle it laugh in peace.
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    Damngreens Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    let the raging begin!
  36. Profile photo of Palegallow
    Palegallow Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    @KittenCereal So, what you`re saying is that Christians should be forced to live without Internet because they are constantly harassed and mocked? What? Were you touched by a priest or something? I don`t understand this hate towards Christianity in particular. No religion gets this sort of harassment nearly as much.
  37. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    "I don`t understand this hate towards Christianity in particular. No religion gets this sort of harassment nearly as much."


    I know right? The Jews have never been persecuted, and everyone has nothing but nice things to say about Muslims.


    ....idiot.
  38. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    @Palegallow- you missed the point entirely, man.

    also:
    You want a fairy tale?

    Try the Bill of Rights

    ^^LOL^^^
  39. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    Pale....yeah, you really did miss the point.
  40. Profile photo of zephid
    zephid Male 30-39
    92 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    Has anyone noticed that when you type jewish, buddhist, and muslim on these forums, it gives you the misspelling squiggly line for not capitalizing, but not christian? Why does it want us to capitalize some fairy tales but not all?
  41. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    i heart you KittenCereal. well said.
  42. Profile photo of djlazar
    djlazar Male 30-39
    185 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    Ha ha, I get it, preachy athiest made a funny. Ha ha ha.
  43. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Yawn.
  44. Profile photo of slbtiger
    slbtiger Female 30-39
    105 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    Yay, hate speech is A-OK when you`re talking about Christianity!

    Replace "Bible" with "Quran", or "Torah", or "Bhagavad Gita" and watch people scream foul... but if it`s the Bible, it`s fair play?

    Cheap joke, unoriginal, stupid. You don`t believe? Fine, but you don`t have the right to feel superior to those who do.
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    MercuryCrest Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    Not to join in a flame war, but I`ve never had a Muslim, Buddhist, or Jew insist on telling me that I`m going to hell because they didn`t see me in church that Sunday. Aaaaand then go on to find out where I lived (outside of town) and get all their friends to pepper my front door with leaflets that insisted that they could "help me out" and that I didn`t need to go to hell; that I was just "misled." True story. *sigh* This really is the reason that I`m not Christian.
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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    This made me giggle!
  47. Profile photo of Pata
    Pata Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    @Vir No but unicorns! Isaiah 34:7 (King James Version) Quote:¨And the unicorns shall come down with them...¨
  48. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    @KittenCereal

    For the record, I was referring more to the sniping between posters on here whenever something religious comes up. I don`t necessarily see this comic as `douchey`, though there are definitely douchebag moves on both sides of the equation. I remember working at Wal*Mart years ago during the holiday season. I said to a customer, "Happy Holidays!" and he made a point to get in my face and shout, "Merry *CHRISTMAS*, A**hole!" and spit on my shirt. A group of Atheists putting up a billboard calling Christmas a myth right around Christmas? Screams `douchebag` to me since it is clearly inflammatory.

    As for not understanding why people get sensitive about religion... really? Something incredibly important to people, something they base their lives around, why on Earth would someone be sensitive about that? I do think people get wound up way too easily much of the time and that`s probably the major reason why people keep taking shots.
  49. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    I completely expect people to be sensitive about religion, that doesn`t mean I`m going to keep my opinion to myself when I actually feel like sharing it once in a while.

    What I don`t understand is why people have to be so hypocritical; or if they are indeed sensitive why the feck would they be on a site like this, where many different things are bashed? IAB has been known to bash religion, and everyone always acts like, `oh how dare they!`

    Sure, religion is a big deal to a lot of people. But so is sexual abuse, racism, and sexism, and obesity...so on and so forth.

    I don`t see how it is morally alright to them if everything else is made fun of and they don`t make a damn peep but when it comes to religion, oh hell no, that`s just crossing the line.

    It`s just my opinion, dude. As your opinion is yours.

    I`m not getting my panties in a bunch, so you might want to unravel your own pair.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    heh, funny
  51. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    Hilarious
  52. Profile photo of Ovan-01
    Ovan-01 Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 12:01 am
    This made me laugh. :D and i say to anyone who finds it offensive, get off IAB and move on with your day instead of going "OH GASP! I CAN`T BELIEVE THEY SAID THAT!". Get over it. Enjoy things that are funny. Life goes on if you`re offended. Boo hoo.
  53. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2011 at 1:14 am
    Not offensive, just accurate.
  54. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 1:51 am
    i laughed aloud la
  55. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 4:28 am
    Hilarious, but old.
  56. Profile photo of HaywdJablome
    HaywdJablome Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 9:08 am
    I`m still waiting to hear how all you "atheist" believe you got here. How this planet and the solar system came to be. How life began on this planet. everyone should remember that science is theory not fact.
  57. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:13 am
    @KittenCereal
    "I`m not getting my panties in a bunch, so you might want to unravel your own pair."

    And here I thought we were just having a discussion, I certainly wasn`t upset. You seem far more wound up about it than I do. But this is the last I`ll talk about it here, getting tired of scrolling down to find it.
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    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:09 am
    HaywdJablome, try visiting a library sometime.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 11:21 am
    @haywdjablome (cute handle by the way) there is scientific fact and scientific theory. I`m still waiting to hear how you thought we got here. If you think we`re all descendants of adam and eve, then you`re entitled to that.
    Have fun during the rapture.
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    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    HA! I haven`t seen this one!
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    lmfao @ HaywdJablome
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    Knatteee Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    @slbtiger
    "Cheap joke, unoriginal, stupid. You don`t believe? Fine, but you don`t have the right to feel superior to those who do."

    I actually feel quite superior to people who believe in fairytales, not unlike the way i feel when a child believes that you sleep for 100 years if you eat an apple.
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    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    lawls.
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    whyme73 Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    Calling the bible fictional. Haha now that is original!

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