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Date: 05/06/11 11:16 AM

83 Responses to Introducing The AA-12 Shotgun

  1. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Link: Introducing The AA-12 Shotgun - It is a military weapon that even a child could use, but don`t worry! This guy is a professional Russian!
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:24 am
    America, inventing new ways to kill each other., Yes it is American made.
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    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:28 am
    "There is no more deadly weapon system in the world than a Russian with two AA12s."

    How about a Russian with two bazookas, but the bazookas shoot flaming skulls, and the skulls can shoot snakes out of their mouths, but the snakes can fly cause they have jet packs and they can also shoot lightning out of their eyes?
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:30 am
    I remember reading about these in an article in which the author refered to the concept of an automatic shotgun as, "The answer to a question no one ever asked."
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    nicodemus Male 40-49
    81 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:30 am
    yes. a professional russian with a very small penis.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:31 am
    "Worst case scenario you go is poke someone with it and f ck their sh t up"
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    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:32 am
    fake russian accent is fake
  8. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:33 am
    I just don`t believe that he is Russian !
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:51 am

    i`m guessing very, VERY small penis
  10. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Nooo I love him don`t pick on him D:
  11. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    That is one helluva gun.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I watched this show about new military technologies and they had the HAMMER remote operated weapons platform that consists of two AA-12s mounted on a robot or a Humvee. It was the closest thing to a religious experience I`ve ever had. HAMMER
  13. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    So drating cool....
  14. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    "that is focking awesome"
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    polglowa Male 30-39
    43 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    this vid definitely brought teh lulz. had a big grin on my face the whole way through.
  16. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Gerry- you should see all his vids... If I got paid to play with guns hell yeah I`d do it!

    I like the idea to dip it in water, but that is not a big deal. Mud is. I don`t think he owns these guns though, as that is not where he normally shoots. This is the AK-47 of shotguns...
    The slo-mo of him shooting one handed made me crack up!
  17. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    I`d love to have this job.
  18. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    Did anyone else find it funny when he thought I was a seal coming out of the ocean?
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    DUDE WHEN HE TOOK OUT 2 AA-12`s I dratIN CHEERD.
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    5:16 slow motion was epic. I cant explain how much this review wins in my opinion.
  21. Profile photo of M_Archer
    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Oh man, that looks like so much fun! A twelve gauge with reduced recoil? Just when you thought they`ve come with everything.

    It doesn`t look like he`s wearing any ear protection; how is he not deaf?
  22. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    The slow-mo one handed really was insane. Maybe I`ve spent too much time shooting like I want the bullet to hit, but I`d fully expect some huge muscle vibrations if I were try that with any standard issue.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    Hello! I am russian with dorky haircut and tiny penis.
    Weapons are my compenswation.


  24. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    What would female gun owners be compensating for then?
  25. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    I`m not a gun nut or anything, but that is a fairly impressive weapon.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Hmm...I wonder how good it is in cutting back the bush? Take out a few Coqui frogs etc....

    I swear the Russians make the NRA liberal looking.
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    In Soviet Russia the gun shoots you!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    I don`t like you gerry.
  29. Profile photo of Cutiekk17
    Cutiekk17 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Screw the gun, i want the russian!
  30. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    @Cutiekk17 Do we really have to choose? I want both! lol
  31. Profile photo of Cutiekk17
    Cutiekk17 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    @Dedfink Touche! But If you get the russian, the chances of getting the guns aswell looks pretty good to me!
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    ahaha i loved his face shooting it in slo-mo with one arm.. also on another issue i hate those dratting seals coming out of the sea with aumotmatic shotguns
  33. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    "Worst case scenario is you poke someone with it and drat their poo up." HA
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Ha ha ha, Gerry your always a tool, now your pee n people off, your always reliable to be a troll for my amusement
  35. Profile photo of PopeRocket
    PopeRocket Male 30-39
    120 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    Grandmother cuts his hair with the AA12.
  36. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    @TDK_Master re;piled:
    I don`t like gerry

    handys003 responds:
    Well I like Gerry.
    No Gerry not in that way.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Ok, he sold me. ill buy one!
  38. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    Youz like my OHZ FACE ladez, youz wontz seez it cauz Iz makes lovez toz youz cold dead bodeski, ahe.
  39. Profile photo of Tommy2X6
    Tommy2X6 Male 50-59
    30 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    At 500 yards I`ll pop your eye out.
  40. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    i was showing this to my friends last night...
    love the look on his face when he`s shooting one handed. farking metal
  41. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    I want one!!!!
  42. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    professional

    russian
  43. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    DO WANT!!!
    What? Illegal in Canada? goddam!
    (pelet guns need an FAC, ffs!)
  44. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    introducing??? this has been around for years this version in the video was developed in `05 but the patent has been around since `72 even the incredibly late to the show future weapons was raving about this thing in late `07
  45. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    He is the most American sounding Russian I have ever heard. Any one who picked up that many American turns of phrase would also have picked up at least a little American "Twang". Cool vid though.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    Is this guy really Russian?
  47. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Honest guys... I am not trolling. This is just how my brain works!


    Okay, back to the russian with the little winkie...
    If we put him together with the guys from Queer Eye for a STraight Guy he could be cute.
    But for now... that Moe Howard haircuts is just stupid.
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    McGovern1981 - "@Gerry - What would female gun owners be compensating for then"

    It`s called penis envy.
  49. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    For those of you who don`t know, this guy is not actually Russian. It`s painfully obvious.
  50. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    Awesome gun. Shame it sucked balls on CoD:MW2.
  51. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    @5cats: If you can find one that is modded to be semi auto (yes there are some) it is legal in Canada.
  52. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    "Shame it sucked balls on CoD:MW2."

    So true. I piced it up for the first time and was all "OMG YESSSSS! TIME TO GET dratED!" Then I shot it a few times, and went back to the AK lol.
  53. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    First of all. Its a fake accent. Second its not even a fake russian accent. Hes talking like eugene hutz of gogol bordello. Not all eastern european accents are russian. This guy just watched everything is illuminated and thought that guys accent was super premium and it would make the girls want to be carnal with him, but he cant dance like michael jackson, so fail. Also, AA-12 new? It was on futureweapons about 5 years ago, when it was already in military use, so... Not so new? Breaking news:: pokemon yellow released in stores! Next week we review the gamecube.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    vv Joeraccoon, I know you feel this way now, but hang in there dude. Your period will be done in a few more days. ;-)
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    I swear every time I hear him talk at 2:26 I am sure he says, "You know, maybe you have some midgets going in on your entry team."

    Am I hearing him wrong or did he say that?
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    @DShephard you heard it right.
  57. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    full auto Shotguns have been around for a long time now. nothing new here
  58. Profile photo of joosen52
    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    one russian + two AA12s = one man army
  59. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    I want one...I`ll take the AA-12 too.
  60. Profile photo of Vendi
    Vendi Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    @DShephard, only thing worse than a midget breaching your door... is a midget with two AA-12s. Perhaps slightly worse, a russian midget with two AA-12s.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    This is the worst russian accent i`ve ever heard... you can even hear him slipping into more and more american english as the video goes on..haha.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    Id hate to be this guys neighbour
  63. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    I want 6 of those
  64. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 12:06 am
    This guy video are awesome
  65. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 12:29 am
    @DShephard, only thing worse than a midget breaching your door... is a midget with two AA-12s. Perhaps slightly worse, a russian midget with two AA-12s.
    How about a PROFESSIONAL Russian midget with two AA-12s?
  66. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:39 am
    after spending some time in a former soviet union country i can safely say that, that isn`t a real Russian accent
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:50 am
    oh god thats a very very bad russian accent.
  68. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 5:15 am
    Firearms in the US today have no distinction from any other consumer product except the short waiting period required to buy one.

    Tools of aggression, now for EVERYONE! Pump it into the already fücked up consumer market.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 6:44 am
    HAHAHAHA! LOOK EVERYONE KAIROBERT IS A HATER!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 6:44 am
    Also, you cannot buy one of those that can handle that drum, OR is fully auto.
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    CrazyD101 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 6:50 am
    I`ve never even handled a shotgun, but would you not expect a bit more kick from that?
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 7:04 am
    "Firearms in the US today have no distinction from any other consumer product except the short waiting period required to buy one."

    Jealous?
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    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 8:59 am
    Holly Molly! This is a definite pickup for my zombie resistance supplies.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 9:18 am
    "Also, you cannot buy one of those that can handle that drum, OR is fully auto."

    You may not be able to BUY them in this condition, but the mods together cost less than 30$. The full auto mod is all of the cost of a metal file and a higher test reload spring.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 11:54 am
    i remember this being on futureweapons! still my favourite gun
  76. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    God, I hate FPSRussia with a passion...
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    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    Its always soda bottles.
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    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    Want
  79. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    I love this guy.
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    Kalon Male 13-17
    368 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    Lol kyle is hilarious!
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 8:24 am
    Juts a couple of those and a bitchin samurai sword and my zombie survival kit will be complete
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    OscarOwen Male 13-17
    11 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 9:22 am
    His comment after he stopped firing the first time sums the whole video up. "Now that is drating awesome" What a legend
  83. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Even if his accent is fake and he`s not russian,his videos always entertain me.

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