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Date: 05/12/11 01:42 PM

58 Responses to In The Future, Knitting Will Look Like This [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of sweetpeachy1
    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Link: In The Future, Knitting Will Look Like This - Give it about 10 years, but in that time, all those old school hip-hop B-girls will be grannys and knit stuff like this.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    that`s not knitting.
    it`s cross stiching or needlepoint or something

    YES, I`m one of those fairies who knits! You gonna make something of it!
    I will smack you like Batman!
  3. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    I hope so!
  4. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Or in the case of the Dubstep generation:
    "WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOBWOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB "
  5. Profile photo of fadissa
    fadissa Female 30-39
    2 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Actually, that is cross-stitch, not knitting.
  6. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    777 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    meh, still bored
  7. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    that is not knitting - its cross-stitch.

    Do you hate your grannie or what?
  8. Profile photo of macbrown
    macbrown Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    FYI, this isn`t knitting. It`s cross-stitching. There is a difference.
  9. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    in the future knitting will mutate in to cross-stitch
  10. Profile photo of Jofferwry
    Jofferwry Female 18-29
    162 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Awwww yeaaah Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer!!
  11. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    @Jofferwry

    1) This is actually from the song "Rapper`s Delight" by The Sugarhill Gang.

    2) Mr. B is half the gentleman and barely a quarter the rhymer of our dear professor.
  12. Profile photo of Helgahood
    Helgahood Female 18-29
    39 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    So not knitting...Fail.
  13. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    For all that work you think they`d get the lyrics right.
  14. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    What`s amazing is how old that really is.
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Can you imagine how much this will puzzle the future archaeologists?
  16. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    This is often referred to as the first major label rap song ever recorded (the other is Blondie`s "Rapture"). The lyrics here are close, but not correct...
  17. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    Unless I am mistaken, this song was on The Wedding Singer... the granny sang it, I think. I dunno. If so that`s the first and only encounter I`ve had with the song.

    Random question: Did the toolbar on the bottom get phased out, or did my nifty new firefox decide to automatically block it? Jw.
  18. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    You know how many lame IAB comments you could leave in the time it took to make that?
  19. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    yo
  20. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    That`s called a sampler, and it`s made with needlepoint, not knitting.
  21. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    This isn`t knitting. Also 1979 is not the future.
  22. Profile photo of QH_girl
    QH_girl Female 18-29
    99 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    In the future, knitting will be replaced by cross-stitching?
  23. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    As I was reading the sampler I was thinking to myself; well I wonder how many of the comments are going to say that this isn`t knitting.
  24. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    that is most definitely cross stitch
  25. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    Looks like there`s a code hidden in it somewhere...hmmmmm *Starts decoding.*
  26. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    Are those even the correct lyrics?
  27. Profile photo of Mini23
    Mini23 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    `Not knitting, blah blah blah`
    Besides, cross stitch isn`t just for old women, I started doing it when I was 6 and I`m 18 now.
    Although I don`t do it so much because I have a condition in my hand and it gets quite painful after a while.

    Oh God, I am an old woman *gets cross stitch out*
  28. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    I`m pretty sure those are the correct lyrics. I would hate to think that someone would spend all the effort to cross stitch the wrong lyrics.
  29. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper`s Delight 1979
  30. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    That`s not knitting. It`s cross-stitch. Idiots.
  31. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    To many people the difference between knitting and cross-stitch is the most important thing in the ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD.
  32. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Damn yo, back in da day, we was so old school, we had ta knit our rhymes!
  33. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    ...that is CLEARLY not knitting. I don`t care that everyone`s already pointed it out. Rage....
  34. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    @SPARTAKITTY
    Do quite a bit of cross-stitching do we now?
  35. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    That`s not knitting, you moron. It`s cross-stitch.....and badly done at that! Ugh.
  36. Profile photo of NotThatSmrt
    NotThatSmrt Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    @SPARTAKITTY

    IT`S NOT KNITTING! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  37. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    not knitting... I do cross-stitch and am only 18. It can look beautiful. This is just horrific.
  38. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    Really lame cross-stitching, not knitting >_>
  39. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    lol oh god I think I just read someone calling something lame compared to (apparently super cool) knitting. Look out, the cool kids are out.
  40. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 12:08 am
    "Wow, that`s Rappers Delight....<hums> say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie let`s rock, you dont stop....." vs "That`s not knitting....."

    I know which is the failed response.
  41. Profile photo of BoredIAm
    BoredIAm Male 18-29
    146 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:05 am
    I thinks we have reached the end of the Internet. www.i-am-still-bored/.com
  42. Profile photo of RenaBea
    RenaBea Female 18-29
    6 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 5:02 am
    It`s cross stitch sweetheart. But still funny!
  43. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:58 am
    That`s from the TV show Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends >_<
  44. Profile photo of zwollf
    zwollf Female 18-29
    58 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 7:51 am
    hahaha....maybe if it was ACTUALLY knitting...lol know your string crafts...
  45. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 8:05 am
    nice to know the ladies know the difference between knitting and cross stitching ^_^
  46. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Just in case no one mentioned this.
    It`s cross stitching. Not knitting.
  47. Profile photo of cambline
    cambline Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 9:38 am
    knitting, lol
  48. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 10:47 am
    um... ok...
  49. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 11:05 am
    awesome
  50. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 11:51 am
    ha! i never knew all the words to that lyric and thanks to some cross stitching craftyness i now know!
  51. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    I read it in the beat of the song, too.
  52. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Damn, now it`s stuck in my head. *Goes off to hear song again*
  53. Profile photo of SuperCfor
    SuperCfor Male 30-39
    53 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    Dark Ferret it was before your time. Back to Sponge Bob you go.
  54. Profile photo of BossLadyRock
    BossLadyRock Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    Awww...too bad it`s cross stitch and not knitting....
  55. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 11:29 am
    I read somewhere that this isn`t knitting but actually cross-stitch...if I could only remember where I saw that.
  56. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    Craft identification fail.
  57. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    For anyone who wants to purchase this it`s from http://steotch.com/
  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Dope.

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