In The Future, Knitting Will Look Like This [Pic]

Submitted by: sweetpeachy1 5 years ago Funny

Give it about 10 years, but in that time, all those old school hip-hop B-girls will be grannys and knit stuff like this.
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Male 6,694
Dope.
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Male 1,451
For anyone who wants to purchase this it`s from http://steotch.com/
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Female 2,525
Craft identification fail.
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Male 496
I read somewhere that this isn`t knitting but actually cross-stitch...if I could only remember where I saw that.
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Female 23
Awww...too bad it`s cross stitch and not knitting....
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Male 53
Dark Ferret it was before your time. Back to Sponge Bob you go.
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Female 9,402
Damn, now it`s stuck in my head. *Goes off to hear song again*
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Male 1,595
I read it in the beat of the song, too.
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Female 1,435
ha! i never knew all the words to that lyric and thanks to some cross stitching craftyness i now know!
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Male 25,416
awesome
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Male 2,748
um... ok...
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Male 36
knitting, lol
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Male 633
Just in case no one mentioned this.
It`s cross stitching. Not knitting.
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Female 1,356
nice to know the ladies know the difference between knitting and cross stitching ^_^
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Female 58
hahaha....maybe if it was ACTUALLY knitting...lol know your string crafts...
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Female 125
That`s from the TV show Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends >_<
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Female 6
It`s cross stitch sweetheart. But still funny!
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Male 146
I thinks we have reached the end of the Internet. www.i-am-still-bored/[pic].com
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Male 255
"Wow, that`s Rappers Delight....<hums> say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie let`s rock, you dont stop....." vs "That`s not knitting....."

I know which is the failed response.
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Male 267
lol oh god I think I just read someone calling something lame compared to (apparently super cool) knitting. Look out, the cool kids are out.
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Female 245
Really lame cross-stitching, not knitting >_>
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Female 1,324
not knitting... I do cross-stitch and am only 18. It can look beautiful. This is just horrific.
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Male 63
@SPARTAKITTY

IT`S NOT KNITTING! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Female 533
That`s not knitting, you moron. It`s cross-stitch.....and badly done at that! Ugh.
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Male 2,402
@SPARTAKITTY
Do quite a bit of cross-stitching do we now?
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Female 803
...that is CLEARLY not knitting. I don`t care that everyone`s already pointed it out. Rage....
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Male 661
Damn yo, back in da day, we was so old school, we had ta knit our rhymes!
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Female 2,120
To many people the difference between knitting and cross-stitch is the most important thing in the ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD.
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Female 683
That`s not knitting. It`s cross-stitch. Idiots.
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Male 1,222
The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper`s Delight 1979
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Male 734
I`m pretty sure those are the correct lyrics. I would hate to think that someone would spend all the effort to cross stitch the wrong lyrics.
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Female 11
`Not knitting, blah blah blah`
Besides, cross stitch isn`t just for old women, I started doing it when I was 6 and I`m 18 now.
Although I don`t do it so much because I have a condition in my hand and it gets quite painful after a while.

Oh God, I am an old woman *gets cross stitch out*
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Male 3,915
Are those even the correct lyrics?
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Female 446
Looks like there`s a code hidden in it somewhere...hmmmmm *Starts decoding.*
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Female 224
that is most definitely cross stitch
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Male 1,586
As I was reading the sampler I was thinking to myself; well I wonder how many of the comments are going to say that this isn`t knitting.
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Female 99
In the future, knitting will be replaced by cross-stitching?
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Female 1,008
This isn`t knitting. Also 1979 is not the future.
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Female 354
That`s called a sampler, and it`s made with needlepoint, not knitting.
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Male 376
yo
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Male 562
You know how many lame IAB comments you could leave in the time it took to make that?
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Male 526
Unless I am mistaken, this song was on The Wedding Singer... the granny sang it, I think. I dunno. If so that`s the first and only encounter I`ve had with the song.

Random question: Did the toolbar on the bottom get phased out, or did my nifty new firefox decide to automatically block it? Jw.
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Male 4,431
This is often referred to as the first major label rap song ever recorded (the other is Blondie`s "Rapture"). The lyrics here are close, but not correct...
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Male 15,510
Can you imagine how much this will puzzle the future archaeologists?
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Male 1,461
What`s amazing is how old that really is.
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Male 904
For all that work you think they`d get the lyrics right.
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Female 39
So not knitting...Fail.
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Male 2,033
@Jofferwry

1) This is actually from the song "Rapper`s Delight" by The Sugarhill Gang.

2) Mr. B is half the gentleman and barely a quarter the rhymer of our dear professor.
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Female 162
Awwww yeaaah Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer!!
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Male 360
in the future knitting will mutate in to cross-stitch
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Female 15
FYI, this isn`t knitting. It`s cross-stitching. There is a difference.
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Male 1,054
that is not knitting - its cross-stitch.

Do you hate your grannie or what?
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Male 808
meh, still bored
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Female 2
Actually, that is cross-stitch, not knitting.
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Male 239
Or in the case of the Dubstep generation:
"WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOBWOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB "
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Male 1,231
I hope so!
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Male 37,902

that`s not knitting.
it`s cross stiching or needlepoint or something

YES, I`m one of those fairies who knits! You gonna make something of it!
I will smack you like Batman!
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Female 552
Link: In The Future, Knitting Will Look Like This [Pic] [Rate Link] - Give it about 10 years, but in that time, all those old school hip-hop B-girls will be grannys and knit stuff like this.
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