If God Did Exist, What Would You Ask Him... [Pic]

Submitted by: Gigaman 6 years ago in Funny

Assuming that you"re a gay man...
There are 83 comments:
Male 1,360
Oh Gerry, really! with red paint?
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Male 377
Oooooohhh!
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Male 309
"you look your grandmother in the eyes and tell her everything she was raised to think is wrong. you monster."

How do you know what you think is right or wrong? 100 years from now they`ll be saying the same thing about what you think, you self-righteous prick.

I say people just make poo up about right and wrong as they go. Whatever makes yourself look better, usually.
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Male 230
how are babby formed?
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Male 562
Because sh*tting is important?
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Male 734
Wahhaha They got pwned!
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Male 2,402
@Raokin
It`s true. God is a terribly negligent parent.

If I was in his place sometimes you gotta let the children workout thier own problems.
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Male 540
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Male 1,678
How do they get the figs in the fig rolls?
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Male 25,416
The newest family guy answers this
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Male 1,610
@Oystah

I know, but it sucks that we lose pmarren but are stuck with heureux all because of a simple technicality like that :(
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Female 452
It`s true. God is a terribly negligent parent.
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Male 2,159
If God exists:

Where the F UCK have you been and why are you letting us trash the place?
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Male 10,440
Ahh, I`ve lost interest. If he`s not here to read what I have to say about him, then what`s the point?

Pic is still funny though.
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Male 904
Imaging someone meeting god and asking this question is making me giggle pretty good. I think I`d simply ask "WTF?"

Also, why assume it`s a gay man. Could be a woman or a straighty. Everybody has an ass.
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Male 10,338
[email protected]:

"I have nothing to say to refute you, so shut up because what you just said was mean!"
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Male 10,338
Pretty sure there is no g-spot in there.

Gay fail.
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Male 4
I`m a Christian and the answer to me is simple. Sin. When we fell into sin then everything changed for everybody. Let the bashing begin.
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Female 4,039
@Brassbull - Cats are on the short list of things we can`t make fun of on IAB. ;)
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Female 4,039
@blounsb99 - are you saying that I missed the episode where Mike Rowe has anal sex?
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Male 39,902

@ Heureux - Athiest do not hate you for taking a penis up your bum.

However, they would dislike you `cause you got your head up there as well.

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Male 1,610
Pmarren was permabanned because he kept posting "cats = suck". Can`t we do the same with Heureux because he says the exact same thing every time there`s a post about atheism or bashing Christianity. I`ve seen him post the exact words "atheism is a prejudice" at least a dozen times now.
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Male 2,389
What if god was one of us?
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Male 270
I`d ask him who made him.
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Male 1,010
I would ask him what is the purpose of Hereux. And how come he not only knows all the inner motives of those wo call them selves atheists, but also is able to categorize them by percentage. Is he your returned son, dear God?
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Male 45
Nothing wrong with a little prostate stimulation.
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Male 351
"I condemn homophobia, but it`s not because I`m an atheist, it`s because I feel homophobia should be condemned. "

most of my closest friends are gay but i am still going to ask you why? it`s going to take time for the generations in which being gay was a bad thing to die off. until then we can`t condemn anyone for being exactly what society made them to be.

you look your grandmother in the eyes and tell her everything she was raised to think is wrong. you monster.
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Male 2,049
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Male 483
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

Also, lay off, religious flamers. This one is just comical. Not every post with religion has to turn to debate.
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Male 1,265
I condemn homophobia, but it`s not because I`m an atheist, it`s because I feel homophobia should be condemned.

Atheism is a lack of belief in deities, nothing more.

drat off.
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Male 2,748
@Heureux
Learn yourself some god damned religion knowledge before you spew your hatred on here. Atheists don`t give 2 poos if you like it up the pooper or not. that`s the whole point. But I bet 100% would hate you.
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Male 144
hey heureux, go read your bible and circumcise yourself with a box cutter
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Male 588
"Do you have updog?"
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Male 591
It`s a great question, but the first thing I would ask is "Do you have any gum?"
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Male 2,737
Go for it LazyMe484. I don`t care.
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Male 10,440
I would like to ask permission from "the community" to insult Heureux to my heart`s content.

I feel like if I can get an ok from you then I won`t look so much like a troll who has nothing better to do. It`s just so much fun though!
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Female 217
hell yeah! i think this church is just down the road from me, they always have a question and it gets abused about 50% of the time and mainly involves something to do with "dont think, just love jesus" and then its the waiting game!
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Female 63
I did one of those sputtering laughs where if I had been drinking it would`ve been all over my monitor
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Female 299
I`m a Christian and I wonder that myself. Here`s the biology as I understand it (I apologize if it`s woefully inaccurate): A man`s g-spot (the prostate) is in a place that is supposedly sinful to touch. A woman`s g-spot is notoriously hard to find causing some to believe it doesn`t exist. Whereas the clitoris is easy to stimulate but is outside the vagina. A penis is just a big clitoris. So, the main "instruments" involved in sex, while providing pleasure, are not the parts that give the most pleasure. It`s almost as if God designed (if you lean that way) sex to be as least enjoyable as possible.
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Female 1,236
A lady, er, female, could`ve written it.
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Female 683
HAH. this is seriously the funniest thing I`ve seen in a REALLY long time.
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Male 1,360
thank you idiotfilter, too bad most people couldn`t tell on their own. XD
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Male 61
omg lol
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Male 1,744
isn`t the entire shlong just one big gspot for dudes?
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Male 12,138
[quote]atheism is a prejudice. Nothing more... And while homophobes hate 10% of humanity, atheists hate 99% of humanity.[/quote]
Oh shut up, you twat.
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Male 914
@Heureux...

Wow. That post was just... abysmal.
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Female 961
i`d ask him for an ID card. I`m a skeptic
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Male 39,902

CodeJockey - [quote]"I`m thinkin that`s a chick that needs anal..." [/quote]

Um... women don`t have prostates, so . . .

O.O
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Male 226
Hahaha, way to overgeneralize atheist Heureux. Atheist may hate 99% of humanity, but I hate 100% of you
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Male 576
I`d ask "Did Jesus` farts stink?"
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Female 956
Anal isn`t strictly a gay thing; a few straight men enjoy it.

I guess it feels good; though the process...seems, understandably... not so sexy. :/
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Female 4,420
this is not what i would ask him....
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Male 3,915
Obvious troll is obvious

scuttle along Heureux...
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Male 1,054
atheism is a prejudice.

Nothing more.

Atheism does not condemn homophobia, many homophobes are atheists.

Atheism does not condemn racism, murder, rape or stealing. It does not encourage honesty, compassion or self-sacrifice, empathy or humility.

And while homophobes hate 10% of humanity, atheists hate 99% of humanity.
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Male 5,626
I`m thinkin that`s a chick that needs anal...
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Male 266
stupid comment, a gay man would have no problem with having his g-spot up his ass. We heterosexuals do.
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Male 39,902

I would ask Him what made Him think Justin Bieber was a good idea.
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Male 936
id ask him why he would create a race of supposedly intelligent beings have unthinking faith
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Male 7,830
not a gay man, but that is a good question.
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Male 490
Rude.
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Male 936
id ask him why he would create a race of supposedly intelligent beings have unthinking faith
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Male 914
Another win for the progressives.
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Male 2,440
Explain THAT one, God! Hrmph.
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Male 260
I`m from Nottingham. I`ve been past this church a million times : )
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Female 836
Gotta love it!
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Male 621
What what, in the
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Male 2,033
Good question. Any churchies care to answer?
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Male 183
Leaving aside the property issue. To those who are at least showing homophobic tendencies - the prostate would be the male equivalent of the g-spot, so the question itself is valid. just watching Dirty Jobs a few times, or, heaven forbid, a little biology, will teach you that.
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Female 3,001
so when you suffer from really bad constipation, its not all bad
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Male 39,902

Eh-HEM!

why are you assume it`s a gay guy?

I know straight guys who like their girls to give them some attention "back there".

Straight or gay... your prostate is still up yer arse hole
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Male 4
yeah bro, a mailbox is "PERM" as Evil Eye puts it..
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Male 15
How did you find it? Queer.
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Male 605
"Destruction of other peoples` property is never funny."

When was the court ruling made on that again?
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Male 2,841
This is drating hilarious.
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Male 1,442
I disaggree trutenrman. That is a paper sign sprayed with a cleverish joke. A mailbox is perm and just putting gay is boring and not funny.
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Female 3,562
Oh Trutenrman, I feel so bad for the poor persecuted Christians. It`s not like they ever did anything bad to gays before.
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Female 1,356
i agree completely trutenrman
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Male 2,552
I bet if the person who spray-painted that had the word "GAY" spray-painted on his mailbox, it wouldn`t be funny for him then.

Destruction of other peoples` property is never funny.
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Male 551
To test your faith by forcing you to never reach it...

Isn`t it that obvious?
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Male 10,440
I sense a storm brewing and I like it.
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Male 2,307
good question.
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Female 4,225
this made me lmao so hard
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Male 160
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