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  1. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Link: If God Did Exist, What Would You Ask Him... - Assuming that you`re a gay man...
  2. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    this made me lmao so hard
  3. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    good question.
  4. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    I sense a storm brewing and I like it.
  5. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    To test your faith by forcing you to never reach it...

    Isn`t it that obvious?
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    I bet if the person who spray-painted that had the word "GAY" spray-painted on his mailbox, it wouldn`t be funny for him then.

    Destruction of other peoples` property is never funny.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    i agree completely trutenrman
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    Oh Trutenrman, I feel so bad for the poor persecuted Christians. It`s not like they ever did anything bad to gays before.
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    I disaggree trutenrman. That is a paper sign sprayed with a cleverish joke. A mailbox is perm and just putting gay is boring and not funny.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    This is drating hilarious.
  11. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    "Destruction of other peoples` property is never funny."

    When was the court ruling made on that again?
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    seemetrollin Male 13-17
    15 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    How did you find it? Queer.
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    failsatsex Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    yeah bro, a mailbox is "PERM" as Evil Eye puts it..
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    Eh-HEM!

    why are you assume it`s a gay guy?

    I know straight guys who like their girls to give them some attention "back there".

    Straight or gay... your prostate is still up yer arse hole
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    so when you suffer from really bad constipation, its not all bad
  16. Profile photo of blounsb999
    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Leaving aside the property issue. To those who are at least showing homophobic tendencies - the prostate would be the male equivalent of the g-spot, so the question itself is valid. just watching Dirty Jobs a few times, or, heaven forbid, a little biology, will teach you that.
  17. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    Good question. Any churchies care to answer?
  18. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    What what, in the
  19. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    Gotta love it!
  20. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    I`m from Nottingham. I`ve been past this church a million times : )
  21. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Explain THAT one, God! Hrmph.
  22. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    Another win for the progressives.
  23. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    id ask him why he would create a race of supposedly intelligent beings have unthinking faith
  24. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    Rude.
  25. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    not a gay man, but that is a good question.
  26. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    id ask him why he would create a race of supposedly intelligent beings have unthinking faith
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    I would ask Him what made Him think Justin Bieber was a good idea.
  28. Profile photo of yoda141
    yoda141 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    stupid comment, a gay man would have no problem with having his g-spot up his ass. We heterosexuals do.
  29. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    I`m thinkin that`s a chick that needs anal...
  30. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    atheism is a prejudice.

    Nothing more.

    Atheism does not condemn homophobia, many homophobes are atheists.

    Atheism does not condemn racism, murder, rape or stealing. It does not encourage honesty, compassion or self-sacrifice, empathy or humility.

    And while homophobes hate 10% of humanity, atheists hate 99% of humanity.
  31. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    Obvious troll is obvious

    scuttle along Heureux...
  32. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    this is not what i would ask him....
  33. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    Anal isn`t strictly a gay thing; a few straight men enjoy it.

    I guess it feels good; though the process...seems, understandably... not so sexy. :/
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    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    I`d ask "Did Jesus` farts stink?"
  35. Profile photo of Kodyo
    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    Hahaha, way to overgeneralize atheist Heureux. Atheist may hate 99% of humanity, but I hate 100% of you
  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    CodeJockey - "I`m thinkin that`s a chick that needs anal..."

    Um... women don`t have prostates, so . . .

    O.O
  37. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    i`d ask him for an ID card. I`m a skeptic
  38. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    @Heureux...

    Wow. That post was just... abysmal.
  39. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    atheism is a prejudice. Nothing more... And while homophobes hate 10% of humanity, atheists hate 99% of humanity.
    Oh shut up, you twat.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    isn`t the entire shlong just one big gspot for dudes?
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja
    Fatninja Male 18-29
    61 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    omg lol
  42. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    thank you idiotfilter, too bad most people couldn`t tell on their own. XD
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    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    HAH. this is seriously the funniest thing I`ve seen in a REALLY long time.
  44. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    A lady, er, female, could`ve written it.
  45. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    I`m a Christian and I wonder that myself. Here`s the biology as I understand it (I apologize if it`s woefully inaccurate): A man`s g-spot (the prostate) is in a place that is supposedly sinful to touch. A woman`s g-spot is notoriously hard to find causing some to believe it doesn`t exist. Whereas the clitoris is easy to stimulate but is outside the vagina. A penis is just a big clitoris. So, the main "instruments" involved in sex, while providing pleasure, are not the parts that give the most pleasure. It`s almost as if God designed (if you lean that way) sex to be as least enjoyable as possible.
  46. Profile photo of srslylia
    srslylia Female 18-29
    63 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    I did one of those sputtering laughs where if I had been drinking it would`ve been all over my monitor
  47. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    hell yeah! i think this church is just down the road from me, they always have a question and it gets abused about 50% of the time and mainly involves something to do with "dont think, just love jesus" and then its the waiting game!
  48. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    I would like to ask permission from "the community" to insult Heureux to my heart`s content.

    I feel like if I can get an ok from you then I won`t look so much like a troll who has nothing better to do. It`s just so much fun though!
  49. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:10 pm
    Go for it LazyMe484. I don`t care.
  50. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    It`s a great question, but the first thing I would ask is "Do you have any gum?"
  51. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    "Do you have updog?"
  52. Profile photo of apedrana
    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    hey heureux, go read your bible and circumcise yourself with a box cutter
  53. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    @Heureux
    Learn yourself some god damned religion knowledge before you spew your hatred on here. Atheists don`t give 2 poos if you like it up the pooper or not. that`s the whole point. But I bet 100% would hate you.
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:56 am
    I condemn homophobia, but it`s not because I`m an atheist, it`s because I feel homophobia should be condemned.

    Atheism is a lack of belief in deities, nothing more.

    drat off.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:27 am
    Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

    Also, lay off, religious flamers. This one is just comical. Not every post with religion has to turn to debate.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:21 am
    @Heureux
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    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:22 am
    "I condemn homophobia, but it`s not because I`m an atheist, it`s because I feel homophobia should be condemned. "

    most of my closest friends are gay but i am still going to ask you why? it`s going to take time for the generations in which being gay was a bad thing to die off. until then we can`t condemn anyone for being exactly what society made them to be.

    you look your grandmother in the eyes and tell her everything she was raised to think is wrong. you monster.
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    Spellwarrior Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:39 am
    Nothing wrong with a little prostate stimulation.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:53 am
    I would ask him what is the purpose of Hereux. And how come he not only knows all the inner motives of those wo call them selves atheists, but also is able to categorize them by percentage. Is he your returned son, dear God?
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    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:26 am
    I`d ask him who made him.
  61. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2050 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:05 am
    What if god was one of us?
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:17 am
    Pmarren was permabanned because he kept posting "cats = suck". Can`t we do the same with Heureux because he says the exact same thing every time there`s a post about atheism or bashing Christianity. I`ve seen him post the exact words "atheism is a prejudice" at least a dozen times now.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:39 am

    @ Heureux - Athiest do not hate you for taking a penis up your bum.

    However, they would dislike you `cause you got your head up there as well.

  64. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:40 am
    @blounsb99 - are you saying that I missed the episode where Mike Rowe has anal sex?
  65. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:46 am
    @Brassbull - Cats are on the short list of things we can`t make fun of on IAB. ;)
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    nphektor Male 30-39
    4 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:51 am
    I`m a Christian and the answer to me is simple. Sin. When we fell into sin then everything changed for everybody. Let the bashing begin.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:54 am
    Pretty sure there is no g-spot in there.

    Gay fail.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:55 am
    LOL@Davy:

    "I have nothing to say to refute you, so shut up because what you just said was mean!"
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:24 am
    Imaging someone meeting god and asking this question is making me giggle pretty good. I think I`d simply ask "WTF?"

    Also, why assume it`s a gay man. Could be a woman or a straighty. Everybody has an ass.
  70. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:53 am
    Ahh, I`ve lost interest. If he`s not here to read what I have to say about him, then what`s the point?

    Pic is still funny though.
  71. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 9:37 am
    If God exists:

    Where the F UCK have you been and why are you letting us trash the place?
  72. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:13 am
    It`s true. God is a terribly negligent parent.
  73. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    @Oystah

    I know, but it sucks that we lose pmarren but are stuck with heureux all because of a simple technicality like that :(
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    The newest family guy answers this
  75. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    How do they get the figs in the fig rolls?
  76. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Why can`t I lick my elbow?
  77. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    @Raokin
    It`s true. God is a terribly negligent parent.

    If I was in his place sometimes you gotta let the children workout thier own problems.
  78. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    Wahhaha They got pwned!
  79. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 12:26 am
    Because sh*tting is important?
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    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:08 am
    how are babby formed?
  81. Profile photo of KPres
    KPres Male 30-39
    309 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    "you look your grandmother in the eyes and tell her everything she was raised to think is wrong. you monster."

    How do you know what you think is right or wrong? 100 years from now they`ll be saying the same thing about what you think, you self-righteous prick.

    I say people just make poo up about right and wrong as they go. Whatever makes yourself look better, usually.
  82. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    Oooooohhh!
  83. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 6:32 am
    Oh Gerry, really! with red paint?

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