I Can Deal With A Broken Soda Machine [Pic]

Submitted by: hydro99 6 years ago in Funny

But not when this is my only choice...
There are 46 comments:
Male 5,413
Drink pee
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Male 114
Hes not even a real bear!!
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Male 197
Yeah I missed out on that one too. Love it. Thanks Ivarvw
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Male 44
point being is they are still the same sorta guys they just do poo differently. bear is there to show people the situation and renact it. you think he would get aired on tv or any kind of insurence or redundency if there wasnt saftey? there are laws against it. les shows that survival can be done when completly alone.

les = real life situation example
bear = worst case scenario example.

stop bitching already. it says bear grylls has a camera crew and saftey and that some scenes are just acts to show you what it would be like. he was in the sas. so im pretty sure either of those two would drop you on your ass
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Male 418
@ Sara mcNinja

Les Stroud does not take a camera crew with him

Bear Grylls is the pussy

Les Stroud has eaten lots of bugs, and the chances of finding a car battery in the bush are pretty decent

Bear grylls sucks balls
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Male 328
They definitely should have left "better drink my own piss" down at the bottom. Would`ve been 10 times funnier.
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Male 1
i dont get it?
better drink my own piss
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Male 2,861
Thank you Ivarvw, I`d missed that meme, it all makes sense now.
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Female 34
@TokenBabe
Les Stroud IS the no-talent, no-guts, P*SSY version of Canadian Les Stroud. All he ever does is complain in his stupid whiny voice. Has Les Stoud ever eaten live bugs or picked apples out of bear poo or worn the carcasses of dead animals to stay warm? No. Les Stroud relies on items you would never have with you, like a car battery. WHO TAKES A CAR BATTERY INTO THE WILDERNESS? I`ll tell you who. Les Stroud. Because he`s a pussy.
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Female 533
Who is Bear Grylls? Oh I know....the no-talent, no-guts, P*SSY version of Canadian Les Stroud. You want a real man.....Survivorman!!!!
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Male 958
Yeah, you gotta know the joke already to get it but thats what makes it all the more enjoyable. Also I feel this wins if reworded
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Male 802
People "get it" it`s just dumb and poorly executed.
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Female 281
...People don`t get this? D: Man, I stalk memebase too much. ._.
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Male 562
Couldn`t sell my essence in a soda machine. It`s at least 2.2% ALC./VOL. Sorry, kids. Yay, warm Natural Light Ice FTW.
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Female 92
Hmm.... I don`t know if I`m proud of myself for knowing this meme. XD *needs to get off the internet for a while*
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Female 3,562
Got it immediately.
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Female 148
vague meme reference
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Female 9,557
Don`t get it.
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Male 1,360
better drink my own piss.
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Male 2,436
I didn`t get it.
Nobody gets this.
Isn`t 4chan for 12 year olds? Never been tried it.
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Female 2,761
huh?
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Male 40,277
I don`t get it.
(reads comments)
Ah, I see. But really? I wish I still didn`t get it :-(
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Male 25,417
i c but but not cool
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Male 1,595
I didn`t know the joke before now.
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Male 1,461
It would probably be better for you.
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Male 2,591
This type of humor is lost on most of the people I deal with on a daily basis.

Makes me sad :(
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Male 2,033
Another 4chan meme on IAB.

Better drink my own piss.
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Male 36
Explanation of this picture: Bear Grylls is well-known for drinking his own piss, and 4chan thought it was funny to create a meme about it. Pictures like these:



But without knowing anything of this meme, it`s not funny.
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Female 4,359
i have a secret likeing for bear grylls. dont tell anyone.
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Male 791
nobody gets it.


better drink my own piss
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Male 1,312
LMAO!! Pure genius. So if you put a buck in does it give you an empty bottle or cup for piss?
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Male 6,694
I dont get it .
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Male 2,796
Dear Bear Grylls, enclosed is $0.50, please send me your piss. XOXO
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Male 37

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Male 233
???
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Male 7,123
Grylls is not fit to drink Bruce Parry`s piss.
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Female 2,674
I didn`t get the joke. I guess I`d


better drink my own piss.
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2,767
???
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Male 791

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Male 791
"better drink my own piss"
yeah these belong on 4chan
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Male 3,619
Oh IAB, stop turning to the memes. they do not belong here.

Btw, the joke is that to Bear Grylls, the answer to everything is drinking his own piss.

"out of water. Drink your own piss"
"dead gnu. Drink your own piss"
"The sun is going down. Well, better drink my own piss"
"found a water source. Add powdered piss"

you get the idea...
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Male 39,531

I don`t get it
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Male 319
I think I would rather die of thirst.
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Male 142
wat?
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Female 1,677
I don`t get it.
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Male 104
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