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Date: 05/07/11 02:33 PM

54 Responses to How To Stop Cats From Peeing On Your Car

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 5, 2011 at 7:55 am
    Link: How To Stop Cats From Peeing On Your Car - The do`s and don`ts of cat pee warfare.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    beautiful. I hope to one day engineer things this wonderful
  3. Profile photo of Ihsees
    Ihsees Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    hah this is awesome. I need to set up one of these in our back yard!
  4. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    Do want. =p
  5. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    lol, innovative and effective
  6. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    that was funny...
  7. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
    369 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    lol that is easily one of the coolest things ive ever seen.
  8. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    funny until he started spraying the cats
  9. Profile photo of rynEnigma
    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    lmao The last line about the table is the payoff.
  10. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    was i the only one who caught onto his amazingly funny dry humor?? lol
  11. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    I like cats.
    But this was damn funny.
  12. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    funny until he started spraying the cats, then it was hilarious ;)
  13. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    ``funny until he started spraying the cats``

    And that`s so inhumane, am I right?
    F*ck off, moral fag. It`s just some goddamned water.
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Get a sense of humor.
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    MCSour_Lemon Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Blacky-McLaser eyes was my favorite :3
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    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    They make a spray for that so cats won`t pee on it.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    To save yourself the trouble here is a foolproof way of getting rid of the cats permanently.

    1. Get a five hour energy drink
    2. black face paint and clothing
    3. I good air rifle that is strong enough to kill marmots.
    4. post yourself on top of your roof and kill the cats as they come onto your property.
    5. get rid of the evidence.

    Any questions?
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    That was AWESOME!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 7, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    that fat-cat in his childhood photo was scary
  20. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    Hmm, that seems simple enough.
    That was pretty funny, though. I could use that for the stray cats around here.

    @human_exile, spraying cats is the "preferred" way of correcting bad behavior. Of course, with a spray bottle instead of a hose, but that`s besides the point! Certainly works on our kitten
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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    I was laughing out loud each time that water hose went off. Well done IAB.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    May 7, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    Bwahahahahahah! I love it. I`m posting this at the clinic Monday.

    Cheaper way is to get your cat fixed. That takes care of 90% of the issue especially Tom`s hanging around and marking.

    Second lay citrus peels such as lemon, limes or orange peels in an area you don`t want to cat to poop or pee or even lay on. Cheaper alternative than chemicals sold in Pet shops. Also a healthy spread of any peppers will do in an area.

    BTW plant mint around an area you don`t want mice or rats . It`s a natural repellent.

    Lastly if you love your cats use mint or catnip to attract them to an area you don`t mind to create a habit.
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    IrishJesus:"beautiful. I hope to one day engineer things this wonderful"

    First You must work on the vocal accent.
  24. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 6:30 pm
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    rnwood Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    I like cats, but this was great! Worth the 8 mins.
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    I love my cat, but damn does she piss me off when she pisses on my things. I feel for this guy and this video was well done. Lots of laughs.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    Ok i-am-boreders, ironic this was posted today.

    Yesterday I was headed out for a bike ride when my neighbor saw me out and said "Can you pick this up?" (pointing to a pile of dog poop). I said "That`s not from my dog" (This looked like horse poo and my dog is 12 pounds) she said "Yes it is I saw her do it this afternoon"

    I am 110% sure it wasn`t my dog, I hate to say this, but I picked up enough of her sh*t to know it wasn`t hers.

    Using this moment to bring up her annoying 5 outdoor cats I said "What about your cats poop that I am constantly picking up from my garden beds and the two patio cushions they peed on?"

    She said "They`re cats. There is no law for a free roaming cat. But there is for your dogs, so pick up their poop from my yard"

    THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!

    Is there nothing I can do about the cat headaches?
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    Awesome, I love the Ever Ready cat.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    Wow. I`m sorry to hear your neighbor is an annoying C*nt.
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    AW! I would be so pissed if I were the owner of any of those cats to find mine soaking wet.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33145 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    funny until he started spraying the cats, then it was hilarious ;)
    Ack! @Sugaman2K3 beat me to it!

    I love kitties, but they can be pests! This is a terrific method to deter them, 100% approve!
    I laughed so much! My sides were aching! Dry humour is often the best, right @Revolutioniz?

    Went to his YouTube profile, just this video! (and a car one from 4 years ago) idk about facebook & stuff, not on those.

    Anyhow, this was "brilliant mate"! LOLZ!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33145 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    @Neko_Sik, what`s the matter? Don`t you like a little wet...
    ALMIGHTBOB1: One more word and it`s BANHAMMER TIME!!!
    (kitty! I swear I was going to say kitty!)
    (anyhow, I`m sure you FIX your kitties @Neko_Sik, and hopefully keep them indoors too)
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    Half Pint Roo, the solution to your problem is simple, get a bigger, cat-eating dog and keep it in your yard.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    If those cats kept coming onto my property and pissing over everything, I would set up some traps and take them to the drating pound.
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    toddy68 Male 40-49
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    May 7, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    this is excellent so funny, possum traps work well too and they never come back
  36. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    well done mate!
  37. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 12:45 am
    xD I don`t know how long he kept that out for but you would think there would be some sort of classical conditioning at hand.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 1:15 am
    That was fantastic, the grinding and hammering won me!
  39. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 2:50 am
    I wonder what it is with these cats that made them do this. I have a cat, and I see a dozen or so cats around my neighbourhood (outdoor cats are the norm here), and I have never once seen any pee splashes anywhere on my driveway, walls, fencing, motorcycle, bins, anywhere.

    Personal experience means little, I know I know, but I know cats *do* hang out on my property; they sit on my motorcycle seat (I find hairs and pawprints), and eat the grass poking out from between the driveway slabs (oh alright, it`s weeds). But never any pee or other "deposits".

    Maybe cats pick a particular gathering space and stick to it? My guess here is that all the local cats use the patch of waste land behind a line of garages around the corner, if that is the case. Maybe this guy has been unlucky and the cats have, for whatever reason, picked his property?

    I do like his solution. Very inventive, and hopefully effective.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 2:53 am
    And for the ones below who think they are channeling Rambo and talk all macho about killing the cats...

    ...for the love of god, seek psychiatric help. That`s how serial killers start out.
  41. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33145 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 8:53 am
    vv Yes, as a self-proclaimed cat expert, I know lots about this.
    Cats (wild or domestic) have different kinds of territory - basicly `mine` and community. The local cats in the video have decided that this guy`s yard is the local community place to advertise their presence. Just like dogs.
    "fixed" cats might do this too, but it doesn`t smell nearly as bad! Mostly if you fix your kitty they won`t spray.

    So @Musuko42 is correct: it`s just bad luck that they chose his yard. Hopefully after a week or so of getting hosed they`ll go someplace else! The trouble is that they have excellent smell, nearly as good as dogs, and even a trace of `scent marking` will make them want to spray there too.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 10:18 am
    lol. He had me at "punching yourself in the face."

    I`d risk getting wet to take that 5d mark II ($4500) camera sitting out all night.
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    Squid_Ink Female 30-39
    69 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 10:26 am
    I used to work for a guy that had that community yard. One day, he was running very late for work, and he was stepping into his car, when one of the "offending" cats ran at him, sprayed him, and ran off. Even though he was really late, after showering and changing all his clothes, he still reeked. I can`t help but think it was some kind of feline fraternity hazing.
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Loved the names given to the cats :D
  45. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Change the water hose with a .22 ruger model 10 and youre done
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    Morbidius Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    I do something similar to fat chicks at the bar. Mostly involving a lot of yelling and excessive consumption of beer.
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    DarraK Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    The cat names were funny :)
  48. Profile photo of Izaq
    Izaq Male 30-39
    173 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 6:28 am
    That was freaking awesome !!!
    Amazing how dense cats are.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 6:38 am
    very entertaining.
    When cat piss is detected wash quickly with bleach or heavy perfumed cleaning product, it usually stops other cats to mark on it.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2011 at 7:26 am
    hahaa, dumb cats
  51. Profile photo of Jacko999
    Jacko999 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 4:21 am
    lol i kinda feel sorry for those cats! but that will teach them to piss on cars
  52. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
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    May 10, 2011 at 6:52 am
    LOL, genius and a lot of fun it seems.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    oh god this had me laughing from "punching yourself in the face"

  54. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Even as a cat lover and owner, I was still able to find this hysterical. Very clever and very funny.

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