How To Stop Cats From Peeing On Your Car

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Entertainment

The do"s and don"ts of cat pee warfare.
There are 54 comments:
Female 400
Even as a cat lover and owner, I was still able to find this hysterical. Very clever and very funny.
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Male 3,915
oh god this had me laughing from "punching yourself in the face"

XD!!
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Female 2,415
LOL, genius and a lot of fun it seems.
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Male 12
lol i kinda feel sorry for those cats! but that will teach them to piss on cars
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Female 3,001
hahaa, dumb cats
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Male 1,360
very entertaining.
When cat piss is detected wash quickly with bleach or heavy perfumed cleaning product, it usually stops other cats to mark on it.
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Male 173
That was freaking awesome !!!
Amazing how dense cats are.
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Male 1
The cat names were funny :)
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Male 56
I do something similar to fat chicks at the bar. Mostly involving a lot of yelling and excessive consumption of beer.
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Male 1,222
Change the water hose with a .22 ruger model 10 and youre done
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Female 446
Loved the names given to the cats :D
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Female 69
I used to work for a guy that had that community yard. One day, he was running very late for work, and he was stepping into his car, when one of the "offending" cats ran at him, sprayed him, and ran off. Even though he was really late, after showering and changing all his clothes, he still reeked. I can`t help but think it was some kind of feline fraternity hazing.
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Male 1,510
lol. He had me at "punching yourself in the face."

I`d risk getting wet to take that 5d mark II ($4500) camera sitting out all night.
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Male 40,414
vv Yes, as a self-proclaimed cat expert, I know lots about this.
Cats (wild or domestic) have different kinds of territory - basicly `mine` and community. The local cats in the video have decided that this guy`s yard is the local community place to advertise their presence. Just like dogs.
"fixed" cats might do this too, but it doesn`t smell nearly as bad! Mostly if you fix your kitty they won`t spray.

So @Musuko42 is correct: it`s just bad luck that they chose his yard. Hopefully after a week or so of getting hosed they`ll go someplace else! The trouble is that they have excellent smell, nearly as good as dogs, and even a trace of `scent marking` will make them want to spray there too.
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Male 2,850
And for the ones below who think they are channeling Rambo and talk all macho about killing the cats...

...for the love of god, seek psychiatric help. That`s how serial killers start out.
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Male 2,850
I wonder what it is with these cats that made them do this. I have a cat, and I see a dozen or so cats around my neighbourhood (outdoor cats are the norm here), and I have never once seen any pee splashes anywhere on my driveway, walls, fencing, motorcycle, bins, anywhere.

Personal experience means little, I know I know, but I know cats *do* hang out on my property; they sit on my motorcycle seat (I find hairs and pawprints), and eat the grass poking out from between the driveway slabs (oh alright, it`s weeds). But never any pee or other "deposits".

Maybe cats pick a particular gathering space and stick to it? My guess here is that all the local cats use the patch of waste land behind a line of garages around the corner, if that is the case. Maybe this guy has been unlucky and the cats have, for whatever reason, picked his property?

I do like his solution. Very inventive, and hopefully effective.
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Male 25,417
That was fantastic, the grinding and hammering won me!
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Female 138
xD I don`t know how long he kept that out for but you would think there would be some sort of classical conditioning at hand.
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Male 3,076
HAHAH XD
well done mate!
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Male 1
this is excellent so funny, possum traps work well too and they never come back
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Male 1,931
If those cats kept coming onto my property and pissing over everything, I would set up some traps and take them to the drating pound.
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Male 3,431
Half Pint Roo, the solution to your problem is simple, get a bigger, cat-eating dog and keep it in your yard.
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Male 40,414
@Neko_Sik, what`s the matter? Don`t you like a little wet...
ALMIGHTBOB1: One more word and it`s BANHAMMER TIME!!!
(kitty! I swear I was going to say kitty!)
(anyhow, I`m sure you FIX your kitties @Neko_Sik, and hopefully keep them indoors too)
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Male 40,414
[quote]funny until he started spraying the cats, then it was hilarious ;)[/quote]
Ack! @Sugaman2K3 beat me to it!

I love kitties, but they can be pests! This is a terrific method to deter them, 100% approve!
I laughed so much! My sides were aching! Dry humour is often the best, right @Revolutioniz?

Went to his YouTube profile, just this video! (and a car one from 4 years ago) idk about facebook & stuff, not on those.

Anyhow, this was "brilliant mate"! LOLZ!
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Female 697
AW! I would be so pissed if I were the owner of any of those cats to find mine soaking wet.
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Male 1,540
@HalfPintRoo
Wow. I`m sorry to hear your neighbor is an annoying C*nt.
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Male 562
Awesome, I love the Ever Ready cat.
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Female 2,761
Ok i-am-boreders, ironic this was posted today.

Yesterday I was headed out for a bike ride when my neighbor saw me out and said "Can you pick this up?" (pointing to a pile of dog poop). I said "That`s not from my dog" (This looked like horse poo and my dog is 12 pounds) she said "Yes it is I saw her do it this afternoon"

I am 110% sure it wasn`t my dog, I hate to say this, but I picked up enough of her sh*t to know it wasn`t hers.

Using this moment to bring up her annoying 5 outdoor cats I said "What about your cats poop that I am constantly picking up from my garden beds and the two patio cushions they peed on?"

She said "They`re cats. There is no law for a free roaming cat. But there is for your dogs, so pick up their poop from my yard"

THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!

Is there nothing I can do about the cat headaches?
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Female 737
I love my cat, but damn does she piss me off when she pisses on my things. I feel for this guy and this video was well done. Lots of laughs.
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Male 168
I like cats, but this was great! Worth the 8 mins.
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Male 2,033
pmarren?
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Male 674
IrishJesus:"beautiful. I hope to one day engineer things this wonderful"

First You must work on the vocal accent.
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Male 2,402
Bwahahahahahah! I love it. I`m posting this at the clinic Monday.

Cheaper way is to get your cat fixed. That takes care of 90% of the issue especially Tom`s hanging around and marking.

Second lay citrus peels such as lemon, limes or orange peels in an area you don`t want to cat to poop or pee or even lay on. Cheaper alternative than chemicals sold in Pet shops. Also a healthy spread of any peppers will do in an area.

BTW plant mint around an area you don`t want mice or rats . It`s a natural repellent.

Lastly if you love your cats use mint or catnip to attract them to an area you don`t mind to create a habit.
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Male 801
I was laughing out loud each time that water hose went off. Well done IAB.
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Female 843
Hmm, that seems simple enough.
That was pretty funny, though. I could use that for the stray cats around here.

@human_exile, spraying cats is the "preferred" way of correcting bad behavior. Of course, with a spray bottle instead of a hose, but that`s besides the point! Certainly works on our kitten
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Male 39,619

that fat-cat in his childhood photo was scary
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Male 1,451
That was AWESOME!
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Male 2,796
To save yourself the trouble here is a foolproof way of getting rid of the cats permanently.

1. Get a five hour energy drink
2. black face paint and clothing
3. I good air rifle that is strong enough to kill marmots.
4. post yourself on top of your roof and kill the cats as they come onto your property.
5. get rid of the evidence.

Any questions?
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Male 371
They make a spray for that so cats won`t pee on it.
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Male 49
Blacky-McLaser eyes was my favorite :3
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Male 606
@human_exile

Get a sense of humor.
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Male 594
``funny until he started spraying the cats``

And that`s so inhumane, am I right?
F*ck off, moral fag. It`s just some goddamned water.
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Male 357
funny until he started spraying the cats, then it was hilarious ;)
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Male 633
I like cats.
But this was damn funny.
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Male 910
was i the only one who caught onto his amazingly funny dry humor?? lol
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Male 193
lmao The last line about the table is the payoff.
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Male 875
funny until he started spraying the cats
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Male 369
lol that is easily one of the coolest things ive ever seen.
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Male 325
that was funny...
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Female 4,225
lol, innovative and effective
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Male 490
Do want. =p
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Male 25
hah this is awesome. I need to set up one of these in our back yard!
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Male 483
beautiful. I hope to one day engineer things this wonderful
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Female 8,043
Link: How To Stop Cats From Peeing On Your Car [Rate Link] - The do`s and don`ts of cat pee warfare.
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