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Date: 05/16/11 09:15 AM

34 Responses to How to `Spit Shine` Your Shoes: Ewwww Of The Day

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    Link: How to `Spit Shine` Your Shoes: Ewwww Of The Day - This guy has the problem of shining his shoes totally licked!
  2. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Dude must be tripping on something.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Maybe he stepped in something tasty?
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:23 am
    ...

    Only in the subway!
  5. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:25 am
    Well i think that.... no wait i don`t have words for this *moves on to next link*
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:28 am
    hell, they`ve got quite a shine to then now.
  7. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Thats why you shake it thrice, sos not to dribble.

    Even better. It`s not his shoe.
  8. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:51 am
    I got a chubby.

    RELAX! I already had it when I got here.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:55 am
    he lives with a pack of wild cats.. he was just cleaning himself.. god,,, do people film you having a shower?
  10. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:14 am
    mmmmmm... Toe jam!
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:18 am

    so we`re all in agreement that shoe licking is gross, right?


  12. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:29 am
    Look, he dropped the last of his cocaine on his shoe and that poo wasn`t going to waste.
  13. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:32 am
    Good ol` USofA.
  14. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:40 am
    This grossed me out more than 2girl1cup and goatse.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 11:40 am
    The smell must be horrific.
  16. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    O.O that is a very weird and gross fetish
  17. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    is he... trying to... seduce some ladies or what? <:S
  18. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    what about velcro shoes?
  19. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    the drat?
  20. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    mmmm, shiny
  21. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    I saw a lot of crazy people at Bay to Breakers yesterday, but this guys the weirdest.
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    ewwww
  23. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    I`m going to go out on a limb and suggest it was drugs.
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    My dog played with my shoes until I got him a chew toy.

    This guy`s more to be pittied than ridiculed.
    I bet he hasn`t the money for a chew toy.
  25. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    I`m glad I don`t use public transportation..
  26. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Karl has the nicest shoes amongst all the crazy subway hobo`s.
  27. Profile photo of dub47
    dub47 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    @DrProf

    Yeahhhh, that fool`s trippin bawls.
  28. Profile photo of MakiTaki
    MakiTaki Female 18-29
    39 posts
    May 16, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    Only explanation ... CRACK
  29. Profile photo of marmar480
    marmar480 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:47 am
    well, that`s one way to do it
  30. Profile photo of skydiver89
    skydiver89 Male 13-17
    97 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:46 am
    Proving that you can spit shine velcro sneakers
  31. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    Must have got cocaine on his shoes. If there was cocaine on my shoes i would do this. Not immediately, just the next time i found myself out of cocaine.
  32. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    dry boke alert!
  33. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    He reminds me of Zack from DOA.
    LOL.
  34. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    these shrooms make my shoes taste sooooo good!

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