How to `Spit Shine` Your Shoes: Ewwww Of The Day

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Weird

This guy has the problem of shining his shoes totally licked!
There are 34 comments:
Male 2,988
these shrooms make my shoes taste sooooo good!
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Female 383
He reminds me of Zack from DOA.
LOL.
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Female 795
dry boke alert!
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Male 191
Must have got cocaine on his shoes. If there was cocaine on my shoes i would do this. Not immediately, just the next time i found myself out of cocaine.
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Male 97
Proving that you can spit shine velcro sneakers
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Female 70
well, that`s one way to do it
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Female 39
Only explanation ... CRACK
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Male 77
@DrProf

Yeahhhh, that fool`s trippin bawls.
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Male 377
Karl has the nicest shoes amongst all the crazy subway hobo`s.
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Male 2,788
I`m glad I don`t use public transportation..
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Male 37,898

My dog played with my shoes until I got him a chew toy.

This guy`s more to be pittied than ridiculed.
I bet he hasn`t the money for a chew toy.
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Male 3,894
I`m going to go out on a limb and suggest it was drugs.
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Male 25,416
ewwww
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Male 1,063
I saw a lot of crazy people at Bay to Breakers yesterday, but this guys the weirdest.
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Male 528
mmmm, shiny
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Male 4,902
the drat?
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Female 535
what about velcro shoes?
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Female 877
is he... trying to... seduce some ladies or what? <:S
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Female 4,225
O.O that is a very weird and gross fetish
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Male 1,511
The smell must be horrific.
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Male 1,511
This grossed me out more than 2girl1cup and goatse.
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Male 6,737
Good ol` USofA.
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Female 88
Look, he dropped the last of his cocaine on his shoe and that poo wasn`t going to waste.
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Male 37,898

so we`re all in agreement that shoe licking is gross, right?


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Male 749
mmmmmm... Toe jam!
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Male 2,376
he lives with a pack of wild cats.. he was just cleaning himself.. god,,, do people film you having a shower?
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Male 2,424
I got a chubby.

RELAX! I already had it when I got here.
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Male 562
Thats why you shake it thrice, sos not to dribble.

Even better. It`s not his shoe.
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Male 7,585
hell, they`ve got quite a shine to then now.
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Male 686
Well i think that.... no wait i don`t have words for this *moves on to next link*
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Male 15,510
...

Only in the subway!
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Male 37,898

Maybe he stepped in something tasty?
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Male 1,461
Dude must be tripping on something.
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Female 8,044
Link: How to `Spit Shine` Your Shoes: Ewwww Of The Day [Rate Link] - This guy has the problem of shining his shoes totally licked!
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