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Date: 05/04/11 08:56 AM

41 Responses to How To Hide Erections

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 7:34 am
    Link: How To Hide Erections - Any I-A-Bers ever used these tricks? And can anybody translate?
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36642 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:05 am

    gives a new meaning to ACH-TONGUE!

  3. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Well, actually, I think it could help some young `dudes`. Can`t quite follow everything, but I don`t think they`re being sarcastic, but more matter-of-fact...which works best with teenagers ;)
  4. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:19 am
    LOL - that actually made me feel bad for you guys and your crazy weiners.
  5. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:26 am
    i would be embaressed to if my dick was no longer then my thumb.
  6. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Don`t you hate it when your erection explodes?
  7. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:35 am
    Don`t be iffy, be proud of that stiffy
  8. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:03 am
    Damnit, why didn`t this come about when I was in German class 9 years ago?
  9. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:06 am
    of course it`s german. why wouldn`t it be german
  10. Profile photo of geppo
    geppo Male 18-29
    52 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:16 am
    you really want translations for a 2min15 vid with lots of babbeling?

    i can translate parts, if you post timestamps of it, if some of you like.
  11. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:24 am
    It`s all about the tuck and roll. Tuck it up and GTFO.

    Oh and hint: die penis = the penis
  12. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:38 am
    NitroJunkie- Herr Schülke, I have a video in German I found on YouTube we could watch!
  13. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:46 am
    I never hid mine, I used to paint it and pretend it was a belt or a scarf.
  14. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:54 am
  15. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6923 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Prince Albert.
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:03 am
    im so glad to be passed those days days of random erections.
  17. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:19 am
    The waist band was always the easiest route back then
  18. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Hide them? Why?
  19. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Slightly of topic... When my husband comes up behind me with one poking my back, I can`t help but fall in love with him more.
  20. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Extremely surprised this isn`t from Japan...
  21. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:55 am
    "im so glad to be passed those days days of random erections. "

    Oh my god me too. I`m glad i`m not the only one that is thankful for this.
  22. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    That was the old days sitting in class checking out the chicks.
  23. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Im glad I dont get those all to much anymore.. >.=.>; Im also glad people in my college classes dont wear tight clothing that shows every detail like people did in my old high school..
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    Skillz. why would you want to hide it when your playing tent :P
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36642 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    My life coach and mentor says don`t hide it. Show it off.
    It`s like when women wear low-cut tops.
    Let`em see a sample of the goods!

    chicks dig that

  26. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    i still get narbs. i pinch my leg and focus on the pain until it goes away. works most of the time.
  27. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    I guess they have never heard of the oneway shoot huh?
  28. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Wear tight underwear or have a small penis. I do both.
  29. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Do you really need someone to translate this?
  30. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    did he say erection bratwurst on 0:20?
  31. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    According to Roseanne, "put a book in front of it".
  32. Profile photo of the-x-ray
    the-x-ray Male 30-39
    89 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    this was shown in german kids channel ;) they are really serious about that. feckin funny, we are all laughin about it here in ger.
  33. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    jesus, my 14 year old brother needs to watch this...
  34. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    just what i needed!
  35. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    lmfao, so many guys at my highschool wear skinny jeans its pretty easy to spot an erection. ._.
  36. Profile photo of Negativitron
    Negativitron Male 18-29
    66 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    the best part about this is that the three word title sort implies that there`s a word for "erection hiding" in german.
  37. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    I am already very adept at handling my erections.
  38. Profile photo of Undamaged
    Undamaged Male 18-29
    34 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    @Negativitron No, with german it is very easy to string words together and they will still make sense. It`s a good language.
  39. Profile photo of BBBBB
    BBBBB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    I just drat a chick.
  40. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    I speak German, so I`ll lend a hand...
    It`s basically saying exactly what you would expect. When it shows the guy with a longer shirt, for example, it`s saying that it can be helpful to wear a longer shirt. When the guy bends forward when the table is removed, it says that if you don`t have a table, lean forward. There`s nothing in the German that you couldn`t figure out in English :)
  41. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    The only thing that isn`t explained is what to do when it happens when you`re kissing a girl.

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