How To Hide Erections

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird

Any I-A-Bers ever used these tricks? And can anybody translate?
There are 41 comments:
Female 412
The only thing that isn`t explained is what to do when it happens when you`re kissing a girl.
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Male 117
I speak German, so I`ll lend a hand...
It`s basically saying exactly what you would expect. When it shows the guy with a longer shirt, for example, it`s saying that it can be helpful to wear a longer shirt. When the guy bends forward when the table is removed, it says that if you don`t have a table, lean forward. There`s nothing in the German that you couldn`t figure out in English :)
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Male 64
I just drat a chick.
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Male 34
@Negativitron No, with german it is very easy to string words together and they will still make sense. It`s a good language.
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Male 648
I am already very adept at handling my erections.
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Male 66
the best part about this is that the three word title sort implies that there`s a word for "erection hiding" in german.
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Female 418
lmfao, so many guys at my highschool wear skinny jeans its pretty easy to spot an erection. ._.
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Male 1,523
just what i needed!
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Female 846
jesus, my 14 year old brother needs to watch this...
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Male 89
this was shown in german kids channel ;) they are really serious about that. feckin funny, we are all laughin about it here in ger.
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Male 256
According to Roseanne, "put a book in front of it".
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Male 707
did he say erection bratwurst on 0:20?
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Male 812
Do you really need someone to translate this?
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Male 2,121
Wear tight underwear or have a small penis. I do both.
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Male 958
I guess they have never heard of the oneway shoot huh?
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Male 1,083
i still get narbs. i pinch my leg and focus on the pain until it goes away. works most of the time.
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Male 38,777

My life coach and mentor says don`t hide it. Show it off.
It`s like when women wear low-cut tops.
Let`em see a sample of the goods!

chicks dig that


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Male 25,416
Skillz. why would you want to hide it when your playing tent :P
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Male 490
Im glad I dont get those all to much anymore.. >.=.>; Im also glad people in my college classes dont wear tight clothing that shows every detail like people did in my old high school..
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Male 6,694
That was the old days sitting in class checking out the chicks.
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Male 4,793
"im so glad to be passed those days days of random erections. "

Oh my god me too. I`m glad i`m not the only one that is thankful for this.
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Male 2,034
Extremely surprised this isn`t from Japan...
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Female 737
Slightly of topic... When my husband comes up behind me with one poking my back, I can`t help but fall in love with him more.
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Male 591
Hide them? Why?
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Male 2,441
The waist band was always the easiest route back then
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Male 7,619
im so glad to be passed those days days of random erections.
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Male 7,123
Prince Albert.
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Male 498
o.O
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Male 114
I never hid mine, I used to paint it and pretend it was a belt or a scarf.
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Male 1,587
NitroJunkie- Herr Schülke, I have a video in German I found on YouTube we could watch!
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Male 1,371
It`s all about the tuck and roll. Tuck it up and GTFO.

Oh and hint: die penis = the penis
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Male 52
you really want translations for a 2min15 vid with lots of babbeling?

i can translate parts, if you post timestamps of it, if some of you like.
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Female 961
of course it`s german. why wouldn`t it be german
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Male 758
Damnit, why didn`t this come about when I was in German class 9 years ago?
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Male 2,097
Don`t be iffy, be proud of that stiffy
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Male 3,894
Don`t you hate it when your erection explodes?
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Male 1,629
i would be embaressed to if my dick was no longer then my thumb.
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Female 4,039
LOL - that actually made me feel bad for you guys and your crazy weiners.
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Female 262
Well, actually, I think it could help some young `dudes`. Can`t quite follow everything, but I don`t think they`re being sarcastic, but more matter-of-fact...which works best with teenagers ;)
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Male 38,777

gives a new meaning to ACH-TONGUE!

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Female 8,044
Link: How To Hide Erections [Rate Link] - Any I-A-Bers ever used these tricks? And can anybody translate?
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