Highway Condom Explosion On The Road

Submitted by: Osprey39 5 years ago Science

This condom enlarges to approximately 4ft. by 2ft. outside the car window. [Still too small.]
There are 23 comments:
Male 56
Another point CoyoteKing, they make them with such a high tensile strength and stretching ability for resilience engineering. Like when you make a bridge that can hold 20 tons but only rate it for 10. You wouldn`t want a condom that broke if it stretched slightly larger than your penis.
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Female 383
How old are these people again?
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Male 11
haha condom goatse
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Male 411
Lolololol
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Male 483
Damn CoyoteKing, I sense insecurity.

Trust me, just because it stretches doesn`t mean it fits. Imagine wearing a 14 year old girl`s sweat pants (and not for your pedobear fantasies). They still fit over your lower half, but damn if they`re uncomfortable. Now imagine that same sensation on your penis, an organ with no bones that is essentially a blood sack. How well do you think it holds up under that pressure?
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Male 1,526
go faster joe, go faster... hmmmm
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Male 12,365
[quote]further proof that the "extra large" condoms are for a man`s large ego, not a large penis.[/quote]

The more force you apply to stretch a highly elastic material, the more force is exerted in the opposite direction. So a condom that`s tight enough on an average-sized penis will be tighter on a bigger one, uncomfortably tight if it`s big enough.

One size will fit all, but it won`t fit all comfortably.

It wouldn`t matter if it could stretch to the size of the empire state building - it`s still made to fit properly within a range of penis size.
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Male 4,902
wow they must be popular
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Male 2,988
further proof that the "extra large" condoms are for a man`s large ego, not a large penis.
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Male 25,416
obviously hes not gonna need it
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Male 4,793
""still too small" yeah right you wish. "

God, no I don`t. That`d be such a huge inconvenience and I`d never be able to have sex again.
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Male 342
One size fits all!
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Female 2,927
"still too small" yeah right you wish.
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Male 8
I thought of goatse while seeing this!
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Male 363
Gerry, you mean to say, your`s doesn`t move like that? Oh no, Houston we have a problem...
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Male 37,888

Don`t you ladies wish the condoms you`ve encountered had that much life in them.
Thing`d make you stutter.
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Male 875
2ft.? ehhhhh I don`t think so
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Male 206
This is what happens when kids teach themselves about sex ed.
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Male 2,121
"a trip to a head shop in Charlotte"

Is that a euphemism?
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Male 518
repost
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Male 758
Should be hanging out with my friends today, and that usually means a trip to a head shop in Charlotte, so there`s that..
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Male 2,121
Funny this should be posted at the same time as an inflated chocolate flavoured condom is floating around my living room.
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Male 1,407
Link: Highway Condom Explosion On The Road [Rate Link] - This condom enlarges to approximately 4ft. by 2ft. outside the car window. [Still too small.]
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