Happy Cinco De Mayo, I-A-B! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in

It"s Mexico"s Saint Patrick"s Day. What are you doing to celebrate today?
There are 52 comments:
Male 286
Lol fake mustaches were the theme at bars this year. So many cute broads had them on like these girls.
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Male 65
cinco de mayo celebrates the battle of puebla
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Male 562
Jail-bait: check, Booze: check, Goofy mustaches: sure, why not, Loud music to cover any sound: check-ady, check, check, check-a!
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Male 2,855
no, its not mexicos anything, we dont even celebrate it.
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Male 324
I`d do em both even if they really HAD these....holy crap.
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Male 988
"I did my AP English Literature and Composition exam today.
And I was Mexican. Can`t forget that."

And the entire El Paso school district went to school too. They LIVE within a stones throw away from Mexico, yet there were few objections. Same thing with the many years before.
Personally, I`m against any culture forcing holidays on the calendar. More so when said holidays are seized by marketing or hosted by religion. My belief that a certain day of the year is special shouldn`t impede your freedom by closing down government faculties. If it`s Christmas or Cinco de Mayo you shouldn`t have to be forced to not do something just because someone else says so.
Now in compensation for those holidays being taken off from the calendar at your school, I`m sure they can fit in extra days off. It can cut both ways you see.
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Male 521

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Male 240
Cinco de Mayo, when Mexico kicked Frances ass, who did`nt?
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Male 3,631
Going to bed early so as to accommodate my early-morning rendezvous with the Mechanic.

Unfortunately, not rendezvousing with these two.

Sorry, Mexico!
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Female 1,356
drink?
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Female 124
I did my AP English Literature and Composition exam today.

And I was Mexican. Can`t forget that.
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Male 490
--- oh and i shot buck shot into an old TV. Cinco De Mayo!
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Male 663
Cinco de Mayo is more of an excuse for white people to get drunk than anything else. They don`t make a big deal of it in most places in mexico.
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Male 490
the only thing i did on cinco de mayo was go to taco bell.
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Female 3,598
we just like the way it sounds CINCO DE MAYO!! truth is, we get drunk EVERYDAY. it`s just more fun when you have something to yell about eh?
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Male 1,195
Kiaran123: [quote]BenTheBug are you implying any1 who celebrates St Patricks day is a douche bag? there are 46 million americans with Irish ancestry who dissagree, not to mention many more millions who join the party. Paddy`s day is bad ass.[/quote]

I`m SUGGESTING that anyone who celebrates a holiday just to get drunk is a douche bag.

premierwondr: [quote]BentheBug I think that just makes you anti-social.[/quote]

Not hanging out with douche bags makes me anti-social? Or not knowing people who celebrate minor holidays?
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Male 2,402
We need a Russian holiday so we can get wasted with vodka day. Actually we need many more holidays from all over the world to get wasted. We need to get more serious with the Chinese New Year. What`s a good Chinese booze. I celebrate Japanese Bon festival with sake. Kanpai! Crap it ain`t July yet?
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Male 987
That felt kinda weird. I`ve never kissed a girl with a mustache before.
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Male 76
@YugureKage

It`s not their independence day!
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Male 975
BentheBug I think that just makes you anti-social.
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Male 1,625
AYYYY!!!
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Male 1,195
Nocciolina: [quote]Yeah, it`s not even a big deal here... you guys celebrate a stupid date made only for you to get poofaced. And in Mexico we don`t even get the day off[/quote]

I don`t know anyone who celebrates it... come to think of it, I don`t know anyone who celebrates St. Patrick`s Day either. Then again, I don`t hang out with douche bags. We don`t get the day off either.
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Female 1,205
"This has got to be the most twisted holiday we have. Only alcoholic Americans really celebrate this." hahaha oh yeah because they will take any opportunity to drink. Even if it is celebrating another nation`s independence day
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Male 15,510
Girls with mustaches are SO HOT
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Male 177
This has got to be the most twisted holiday we have. Only alcoholic Americans really celebrate this.
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Male 164
"I dont always drink dos eques, but when i do....." alright i started the joke some one finish it. Im not witty enough to make a decent joke here.
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Female 2,027
i have never even heard of this. well learn something new everyday
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Male 707
why are they dressed up as Luigi?
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Female 1,623
Yeah, it`s not even a big deal here... you guys celebrate a stupid date made only for you to get poofaced. And in Mexico we don`t even get the day off
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Male 2,085
Cinco de Mayo; the stupidity of corporate America meets the gullibility of the American people.
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Male 591
[quote] only mexicans would celebrate defeating the french as it if were an accomplishment.[/quote]

Actually it`s not celebrated much in Mexico. It`s largely celebrated in the USA.
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Male 586
CINCO DE DRINKO!
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Male 143
What is with the cap on the tequila?
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Female 2,674
I`m going to Mexican Masked Wresting/Burlesque. Yes, that`s a thing. Sexo y violencia!
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Male 38,455

only mexicans would celebrate defeating the french as it if were an accomplishment.
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Male 1,360
Another defeat! non ce n`est pas possible!
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Male 3,894
Another holiday hijacked so that twentysomethings (and younger...shhh!!) can get wasted out of their minds.

America, the beautiful.
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Male 1,021
<insert dirty sanchez joke here>
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Male 1,108
I ate Taco Bell earlier.
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Male 38,455

to honor cinco de mayo I called immegraction and told them where to find 25 illegal aliens. {home depot}

They were not answering the phones today.
But I understand, I think it`s a state holiday here in California.

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Male 14,332
@IkeRay

In 1862 the Mexican army defeted the French army in the battle of Puebla making the holiday Cinco De Mayo. :-p
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Female 9,475
Fancy, did or are you making a giant iab sign?
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Female 2,120
Cool fancy, maybe if Prince knows you you will get to dance with him onstage.
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Male 107
I didn`t even know today was Cinco De Mayo, honestly. I never really drink on this day, but i`ve gotten stoned as hell.
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Male 20,110
I will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo tonight by seeing Prince at the Forum. Floor seats, third row, stubhub for $60 a piece. Not Mexican themed, but I`ll drink Corona for the occasion.

Ole!
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Male 2,703
white people, celebrating a day when they have no idea why people celebrate it...again
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Female 4,039
@Meepmaker - you and your lunches make me jealous.
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Male 368
I would love to do those two in celbration of today!
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Male 25,416
conflict of hot or not
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Male 213
Mmmmmmmmmmmustache rides!!!!!!!
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Male 6,694
Thode girls need a depilatory.
Was going out tonight but had a huge mexican lunch and now I need a nap. Ugh.
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Male 20,110
Link: Happy Cinco De Mayo, I-A-B! [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s Mexico`s Saint Patrick`s Day. What are you doing to celebrate today?
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