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Date: 05/05/11 12:36 PM

52 Responses to Happy Cinco De Mayo, I-A-B! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Link: Happy Cinco De Mayo, I-A-B! - It`s Mexico`s Saint Patrick`s Day. What are you doing to celebrate today?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Thode girls need a depilatory.
    Was going out tonight but had a huge mexican lunch and now I need a nap. Ugh.
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    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    Mmmmmmmmmmmustache rides!!!!!!!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    conflict of hot or not
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    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    I would love to do those two in celbration of today!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    @Meepmaker - you and your lunches make me jealous.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    white people, celebrating a day when they have no idea why people celebrate it...again
  8. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    I will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo tonight by seeing Prince at the Forum. Floor seats, third row, stubhub for $60 a piece. Not Mexican themed, but I`ll drink Corona for the occasion.

    Ole!
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    ubberboard08 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    I didn`t even know today was Cinco De Mayo, honestly. I never really drink on this day, but i`ve gotten stoned as hell.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Cool fancy, maybe if Prince knows you you will get to dance with him onstage.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Fancy, did or are you making a giant iab sign?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    @IkeRay

    In 1862 the Mexican army defeted the French army in the battle of Puebla making the holiday Cinco De Mayo. :-p
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 5, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    to honor cinco de mayo I called immegraction and told them where to find 25 illegal aliens. {home depot}

    They were not answering the phones today.
    But I understand, I think it`s a state holiday here in California.

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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    I ate Taco Bell earlier.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    <insert dirty sanchez joke here>
  16. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Another holiday hijacked so that twentysomethings (and younger...shhh!!) can get wasted out of their minds.

    America, the beautiful.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    Another defeat! non ce n`est pas possible!
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    only mexicans would celebrate defeating the french as it if were an accomplishment.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    I`m going to Mexican Masked Wresting/Burlesque. Yes, that`s a thing. Sexo y violencia!
  20. Profile photo of davidildo123
    davidildo123 Male 40-49
    143 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    What is with the cap on the tequila?
  21. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    CINCO DE DRINKO!
  22. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    only mexicans would celebrate defeating the french as it if were an accomplishment.

    Actually it`s not celebrated much in Mexico. It`s largely celebrated in the USA.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    Cinco de Mayo; the stupidity of corporate America meets the gullibility of the American people.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Yeah, it`s not even a big deal here... you guys celebrate a stupid date made only for you to get poofaced. And in Mexico we don`t even get the day off
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    703 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    why are they dressed up as Luigi?
  26. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    i have never even heard of this. well learn something new everyday
  27. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    "I dont always drink dos eques, but when i do....." alright i started the joke some one finish it. Im not witty enough to make a decent joke here.
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    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    This has got to be the most twisted holiday we have. Only alcoholic Americans really celebrate this.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Girls with mustaches are SO HOT
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    "This has got to be the most twisted holiday we have. Only alcoholic Americans really celebrate this." hahaha oh yeah because they will take any opportunity to drink. Even if it is celebrating another nation`s independence day
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    Nocciolina: Yeah, it`s not even a big deal here... you guys celebrate a stupid date made only for you to get poofaced. And in Mexico we don`t even get the day off

    I don`t know anyone who celebrates it... come to think of it, I don`t know anyone who celebrates St. Patrick`s Day either. Then again, I don`t hang out with douche bags. We don`t get the day off either.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    AYYYY!!!
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    BentheBug I think that just makes you anti-social.
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    carmanut Male 18-29
    76 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    @YugureKage

    It`s not their independence day!
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    That felt kinda weird. I`ve never kissed a girl with a mustache before.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    We need a Russian holiday so we can get wasted with vodka day. Actually we need many more holidays from all over the world to get wasted. We need to get more serious with the Chinese New Year. What`s a good Chinese booze. I celebrate Japanese Bon festival with sake. Kanpai! Crap it ain`t July yet?
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Kiaran123: BenTheBug are you implying any1 who celebrates St Patricks day is a douche bag? there are 46 million americans with Irish ancestry who dissagree, not to mention many more millions who join the party. Paddy`s day is bad ass.

    I`m SUGGESTING that anyone who celebrates a holiday just to get drunk is a douche bag.

    premierwondr: BentheBug I think that just makes you anti-social.

    Not hanging out with douche bags makes me anti-social? Or not knowing people who celebrate minor holidays?
  38. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    we just like the way it sounds CINCO DE MAYO!! truth is, we get drunk EVERYDAY. it`s just more fun when you have something to yell about eh?
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    the only thing i did on cinco de mayo was go to taco bell.
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    Cinco de Mayo is more of an excuse for white people to get drunk than anything else. They don`t make a big deal of it in most places in mexico.
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    --- oh and i shot buck shot into an old TV. Cinco De Mayo!
  42. Profile photo of HoneyPunch
    HoneyPunch Female 13-17
    124 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    I did my AP English Literature and Composition exam today.

    And I was Mexican. Can`t forget that.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    drink?
  44. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    Going to bed early so as to accommodate my early-morning rendezvous with the Mechanic.

    Unfortunately, not rendezvousing with these two.

    Sorry, Mexico!
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    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    Cinco de Mayo, when Mexico kicked Frances ass, who did`nt?
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:05 am

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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 1:03 am
    "I did my AP English Literature and Composition exam today.
    And I was Mexican. Can`t forget that."

    And the entire El Paso school district went to school too. They LIVE within a stones throw away from Mexico, yet there were few objections. Same thing with the many years before.
    Personally, I`m against any culture forcing holidays on the calendar. More so when said holidays are seized by marketing or hosted by religion. My belief that a certain day of the year is special shouldn`t impede your freedom by closing down government faculties. If it`s Christmas or Cinco de Mayo you shouldn`t have to be forced to not do something just because someone else says so.
    Now in compensation for those holidays being taken off from the calendar at your school, I`m sure they can fit in extra days off. It can cut both ways you see.
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    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 7:37 am
    I`d do em both even if they really HAD these....holy crap.
  49. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 11:25 am
    no, its not mexicos anything, we dont even celebrate it.
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Jail-bait: check, Booze: check, Goofy mustaches: sure, why not, Loud music to cover any sound: check-ady, check, check, check-a!
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    kru2wuero Male 13-17
    65 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    cinco de mayo celebrates the battle of puebla
  52. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Lol fake mustaches were the theme at bars this year. So many cute broads had them on like these girls.

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